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Time Crisis

Daniel my brother, you were/good on TC/will you still tend the bar?/when they end quarantine/our sorrows drowned/while talkin’ Allentown/when Daniel’s at the bar/on a Saturday night...

Daniel At The Bar

(There’s some corn drippin out)

I said, certified beef
Seven days a week
Ranchero sauce streaks
All up in your bedsheets...
Yeah...

Yeah you eatin’ a wet ass burrito
Bring your bib, from your crib, for this wet ass burrito
Wipe your chin, ten napkins, for this wet ass burrito

Went out to dinner, just me and my wife
Worst margarita I had in my life
Wet ass burrito was drippin’ with goo
Gave it a two, and a bad Yelp review

Stainin’ my shirt, stainin’ my jeans
Loaded with cheese and with too many beans
Mushy tomatoes too much sour cream
A whole lotta guac, comin’ outta the seams
Something is off, the burrito is funky
Don’t let it drip on my new Chunky Dunkies
We gotta swing by Lonnie's dads
Defrost some McRibs cuz we're hungry...

I’m gonna come out and say it, we need Cazzie David, on our TC eps, she’s the best, let’s face it 
She got a cool vibe, but it’s tricky to place it
Kinda loves pop culture, but doesn’t embrace it

But check it; she’s set to mess with, anybody else on the TC guest list
Rashida, she’s kinda by far the leader, but Cazzie’s on track to come back and beat her
And Winter, your record is about to be splintered,  you’re catching up slow but Cazzies a sprinter 
Here’s a fun fact; a ‘3-peat’? she’s done that, and I don’t see Jamie Foxx making a comeback


This show is #MustSeeTC
So everybody, just take a seat
Cuz she’s gotta lotta, anxiety
And it feels so angsty with Cazzie
I said this show is #MustSeeTC
So everybody, just take a seat
Cuz she’s gotta lotta, anxiety
And it feels so angsty with Cazzie

Cazzie David #MustSeeTC

It’s Claire
It’s Claire
All she wanna do is drink her icecaps
It’s Claire
It’s Claire
Catch her at a Dunkin pickin up snacks

She grew up in Georgia, 
Went to school in Athens, 
Love to watch the Dawgs play
Football is a passion
It’s Claire
It’s Claire 
She moved away but soon she’s coming right back

You know she love to listen to Time Crisis
She won a lotta merch you know it’s priceless
Had a TC meet-up in Chicago
Saw VW and had her mind blown

She don’t even care how long it takes
One day she’ll buy a mattress just like Drake’s
And if you’re ever wonderin’ where she’s been
She’s probably Starbucking with Winter and Tessine

She’s a TC Head, a TC Head
She’s listening with Tucker while they lay in bed
A TC Head, a TC Head
She trying to figure out what books the book club read

It’s Claire
It’s Claire
All she wanna do is drink her ice caps
It’s Claire
It’s Claire
Catch her at a Dunkin pickin up snacks

She grew up in Georgia, 
Went to school in Athens, 
Love to watch the Dawgs play
Football is a passion
It’s Claire
It’s Claire 
Now she’s in Chicago just to chillax…

It's Claire!

He makes his living with taste and restraint
Give him a Chase Bank, or Pizza Hut to paint
His birthday is today; yours ain’t
Let’s throw Jake a party! 

He’s an American painter, and a rock music sage
Does he know current pop culture? It’s difficult to gauge 
Cuz 44’s 'a real-ass age'
Let’s throw Jake a party!

Mix the margaritas up
Drink ‘em all down...
Mix the margaritas up
Pass ‘em all ‘round...

WAB

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