Nooby As Kyoko
Chris as Patrick
Dan as iPhone Dongle
Piss Shat as Mario
Chris as Squidward
Dilly as Drake
 
Kyoko:
Yo it’s Kyoko Kirigiri and I’m here to say

I got the better flow, so you better get out
Here’s a shocking sex secret, you look like a gosh darn fricking mouse
I’m Chapter 5, you know I’m solving that mystery
In Chapter 5 of your novel (American Psycho) I was snoring, such misery
I’m firing shots like [Plays the entire fucking scene of Patrick shooting the bank guy]
With my sick as flow like Covid-19 this is sick oh shit actually no wait actually sick COUGH COUGH COUGH I’m dying I’m dy- BIG COUGH

Patrick:
WHOHOHOHO
AND HERE WE GO
You little ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ˢᵖᶦᵏᵉˢᵒᶠᵗ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵗᵃᶦⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵐ No one even remembers your execution 
Say your from Massachusetts? I got your death was too soon      lol 
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle
I’m OPENing up a verse like a door: Ding Dong, L
If you really think you win this rap battle you’re wrong
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle

Kyoko:
You get to bring in an iPhone Dongle? Then I do to
iPhone Dongle, take the mic

iPhone Dongle:
It would be my pleasure Kyoko Kirigiri from the 2012 Video Game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc made by Spikesoft ™ 
…
Yo what’s up I’m the iPhone Dongle
You can’t spell words correctly you fucking prongle

[Patrick fucking hits the dongle with an ax multiple times]

iPhone Dongle:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Patrick:
Oh boy, murdering sure is tiring, good thing I have my trusty Aquafina water!
I love Aquafina water, it is very tasty
When I murder iPhone dongles, things get a biiiiiiiiit shaky
I DONT murder, I have so much money, look at these 3 DIMES
Actually I’m innocent, I’ve committed zero crimes
You think you’re smart, but heres something you dont know
You thought I was American? Psych, Oh!
Even Drake was a better rapper than your American Cheese
I’m gonna beat you with American Deez

Kyoko:
You’re a studdering communist

Patrick:
Nuh uh

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
Wahoo! It’s a me a Super Mario! Yippee!

Squidward:
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
[Walking away very slowly and mumbling]
Think you can a ditch a me a?? I’m a super a Mario I am the a best a
Squidward? More a like a bitchward

Kyoko:
I can’t tell if you murder or commit tax fraud
Hey Patrick guess what?

Patrick:
What

Kyoko:
Firing squad!
(The Michael Myers firing squad with Patrick shittly edited on)

Drake: 
Yo its drake
I hit you with the rake
And then I bake a cake 
{Gets fucking shot}
Oh I’m dead

Kyoko Kirigiri vs Patrick Bateman - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisis

Pixel Chris