BIRTHDAY BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
Trakked as Tails Doll
Quizzique as Tails Doll screamo backups
Rosenthal as Midnight Man
Beat produced by ESKRY
Writers: Trakked, M&Mattie
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by M&Mattie

Battle:

Midnight Man:
22 knocks, now I’m here to play a game
I deliver death upon all those who say my Pagan name
Ironic, the fox from Sonic’s demonic plushie has come to me
You may be floating above the track but you’re under me
Heed the rules and keep your TV screen clean of this beast
I’ll sink my teeth into this fiendish evil demon on the beat
Try to phase through the game, yet you’ll stay forever fictional
While all must cower to this lyrical spiritual ritual
Can’t hold a candle to me; you’ll feel the temperature dropping
Bring your whole fandom to me? I’ll show them something more toxic
I’ll snuff your lights out; think you’ll win this fight, now?
You’re playing by my rules; remember, you’re in my house.

Tails Doll:
Friend, you should be used to losing games to little kids
Rules say to not provoke you; do you think I give a shit?
Haha… this Ouija demon cannot even throw a punchline
Only roaming at night, it seems like you could use some sunshine..
(screamo)
DO YOU FEEL THE SUN SEARING INTO YOUR SOUL?
I'M NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES WITH YOU, NOW I'M IN CONTROL
I’LL PUT SOME SALT IN YOUR WOUNDS AND AS YOU’RE CRAWLING YOU WILL FALL IN YOUR TOMB
BUT EITHER WAY I WILL BE WATCHING YOU, TOO
(normal)
(HAHA) You’re in my world now; let’s have a race around
The tables are turning ‘cause I will come and chase you down
Whether it’s your game or your film, your name is marred, wasted
So go hide while I MAKE THIS BATTLE SONIC R-RATED

Midnight Man:
Your curses are worthless, now your players are with me.
They dropped your disc faster than you were kicked from the wiki.
You've broken the rules, so I'll unravel your strings
I'll tear this plushie's stuffing and he will feel every single thing.

Tails Doll:
You fell just behind the finish line.. and now you're mine, too
My curse will take effect so submit and I’ll find you
Time for you to leave? No… I've thought of something better
It may be 3:33, but you’ll stay with me forever…. (*laugh*)

Tails Doll vs The Midnight Game - Rap Cypher #34

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! In this 100 Hour Challenge special, we have exploding video game enemies; Bob-omb from Super Mario Bros vs Creeper from Minecraft. Enjoy!

TheMonarchy as Bob-omb
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@OliTheMonarchy / https://www.youtube.com/@monarchybattleraps

Commander Jacob as Creeper
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob

-LYRICS-

Bob-omb (0:09)
Yo. EXPLODING IN! Buddy you crawled on the wrong land
They put me up against a Creeper? Aw man!
Double Dash away before this Bob-omb Blasts
You’ll go from face on a backpack to laid in a body bag
Why attack the player? You’re one in the same
Either of you see a pussy and start running away
And if you wanna act hostile, I hope you can camouflage
Or I’ll splatter you on the trees; make you look like you’re back to moss
You both cause destruction, but lemme tell ya something
Only difference between you and TNT? You’re ugly
No back and forth, I jump straight in as I’m attacking 
I layed out this pig, put him back in the right axis

Creeper (0:40)
BOOM BOOM BOOM- that’ll be you when you provoke me
I’ll chew you up and spit you out like Yoshi
Match my explosions? You’d need at least two
So if you really wanna go, try to re-fuse
I’ll drop a track, I got a real bone to pick today
Bet your reflexes delayed like your Galaxy minigame
Spectate and realize I see green in two different ways
While you’re on the Battlefield, waging wars with a civil race
Walking or Charging, I’mma come for your head
When you’re falling from the sky, it’s the most Sudden of Deaths
(Let’s go) House of Boom? Yeah, your mama was in that
Just stay on the ground; I’m who’s leaving an impact

-CREDITS-

Written by Commander Jacob and TheMonarchy
Beat and additional writing help by swizkii
https://www.youtube.com/@swizkii
Mixed by Light
Additional art by HoodieMasterr
https://www.youtube.com/@hoodiemasterr

Feedback by TheMonarchy, swizkii, HoodieMasterr, and SimplyRazzy
Shout out to Walk and JustGamer

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Creeper vs Bob-omb | Half-Ass Rap Battles

so um i don’t like pedophiles so

Son • Verse 1: (12 Bars)
I thought I defeated that meanie, Redface
But now all I’ve got are these VHS tapes
I rap like the treats that you begged and left ate
But I don’t like pie so that means I won’t get baked
Going ham on Hamlen’s show that struck gold
Another soul enclosed being tortured?
You haunted dolls are all the same horror
How ‘bout you explore new genres there, Dora?
While your pops was talking over some hotcakes 
You were popped and dropped along with your Aunt Kate
Since stalking toddlers something I can’t take
I’ll collage through your VOD’S and stomp on the last tape

Amanda the Adventurer • Verse 1: (12 Bars)
Hi, I’m Amanda! I had the day planned, but-
I can’t seem to find my brush, I think it ran off!
We were gonna do a little painting of our fantasies
I’m gonna guess that yours is having a stable family!
You had to convince yourself that your father was picture perfect
But he turns into a different person with the liquor slurping
Your dads a funny critter when he goes a different colour!
He turns beet red!… to then go and beat on your mother
Speaking of, she spent less time with you than the law
She kept running out of your life until she fled to the cops
And despite the stench that death could bring, to mommy, you were everything
…I guess she didn’t know that everything rots…

Son (+ Doll) • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
It’s sad to know Amanda will meet a bleak end
That verse was more soft than the coat on your sheep friend
(yawn)…This is hard, and I’d rather be sleeping..
Then rest well, bud, and I’ll take care of the rest
Don’t know why you keep trying, every life has a cost
You put your friend through these puzzles just to uncover your plot
But there’s no changing the frequency when the radios off
So when light fades, we’ll all move on…

Wooly…? (The Entity) • Verse 2: (12 Bars)
Hello? Can you hear me? You need to stop watching
Squaring up is useless when your body’s caught and locked in a closet
Please remove the tapes, char or discard them I’M BEGGING-
(bzzzzzzzzzt……)
You can't stop me from smearing you all along the walls though
Tried to tug my heartstrings, but you played the wrong notes
You think your daddy’s scary when he’s washed from all the tonic he’s slogging?
I’m gonna leave your neck more broken than the bottles he’s tossing!
The kid was left there for a week in a half
It’s pretty clear no one cared you were getting eating by mags
And now your stuck in an loop like both of your parents in prison
…and here I thought you were different…

(SCRAPPED DEMO) Bad Parenting vs. Amanda the Adventurer

TheToppo as Napstablook and The Dealer
Written, mixed, cover art by TheToppo
Produced by InsaneBeatz
Special thanks:
SN00ZE
Mike Klubnika
Toby Fox
Freshy Kanal

[The Dealer verse 1]
Sign the waiver, let us begin the game
I’ll have to inject adrenaline if nap is in your name
I should give you a warning when I’ve competed with God
But if you’re really that clueless, I can tell you your odds…

It’s double or nothing but you have nothing to lose,
Nothing to gain, nothing more to double, you’ve been drawing nothing but blanks
Because when you come around you’re not live
Shells dead like your eyes and the rest of your design

Living in the Waterfall, it makes sense you’re washed up
You’re just like your cousin, you’re both down in the dumps
But when I pull out the magnifying glass and handcuffs,
Have the shotgun sawed off, your end will be abrupt.

[Napstablook verse 1]
Um… you do know you can’t kill ghosts, right?
Well… you’re not the brightest, that why your room has no light?
Wait… the room is visible so… there has to be…
Just… forget it… you get the point, you and your fans are no-lives

Looking like Zolphius if he started molding,
Had rusty nails for teeth and a cheap gun he was holding,
Turned to an alcoholic with the only hope he has in life
Being betting all his money away until he dies

Sorry… um… I didn’t mean to get so pressed
But when an ugly floating chainsmoker’s here, it makes sense
For anybody to be stressed, you aren’t very fun to look at
But maybe you could be like me and… put on a cool hat?

[The Dealer verse 2]
I’d smoke a cigarette but none of what you said hurt
Just like your fight with Frisk, you didn’t put in effort
I’d say more but there’s nothing else I can diss
Your whole personality’s a blank canvas

[Napstablook verse 2]
I wish I had a jammer so I could’ve skipped that verse
Honestly I didn’t see you as a threat at first
But… I heard your voice and my ears started to hurt
Well they would if I had ears… uhh you’re the worst

[The Dealer verse 3]
Me and you, we are dancing on the edge of life and death
Until one of us gets a lucky shot and end’s the other’s breath
You can cry all you want, but it still won’t hurt me
Always acting insecure but it isn’t going to deter me

[Napstablook verse 3]
You’re dirty and it’s not really something I would doubt, see…
You barely even said a single thing about me
You’re stuck in this room cause the game has you bound
You’ll fail like every other time, and I’ll win the third round

Napstablook vs The Dealer - Rap Battle

► CREDITS:

Belle Beniko as Larry the Lobster

Eric the Audible as Mr. Poolcheck

Luke Reardon as Spongebob Squarepants

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Larry Art by 3ple

Poolcheck Art by Valonide

Beat by Khwezi

Beat Arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Serena

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Special thanks to Chaotic Rap Battles, JoJoVo, RaccoonBroVA, Alchemyking


►LYRICS:

Larry Verse 1
“Larry! We’ve got a guy who’s drowning in tears!”
I’ll handle this, I haven’t seen good lifeguard action in years

“Be careful, Larry, this guy looks pretty shredded!” Oh yeah, I’m with you
But dude, he’s so uptight, I bet his pants are ripped too

And his face is even redder than mine, that’s pretty troubling
Excuse me, sir, you really need to put on sunscreen

And please don’t pass emotional burdens to little kids
If you want to lift the weight off your shoulders, then hit my gym


Poolcheck Verse 1
Hmm, you’re shallow, you treat this job like free time
You’re not fit for the deep end, you’re more fit to be deep fried

If you applied to be my assistant, I’d have you kicked out
Since you’re the only lifeguard who almost let a fish drown!

You insolent fool! 
You need to show some more respect to the municipal pool and her magnificent rules

You have no character, and based on the pH level I tasted
You’re throwing off the balance of this place ‘cause you’re so basic

In Gravity Falls, we face a lot of great threats
What with the Gobblewonker, zombies, talking nacho, and Jeff

And yet the pool’s the only one who left a scar on a man
So if you think my job’s a joke, then you can talk to the hand!


Larry Verse 2
Whoaaa, that’s gnarly! But I’m not dumb enough to lose a claw like that
And even if I somehow were, then I’d just grow it back

Ha! So clearly I have the best physical features
Your body’s living off bleach, my body’s lifting the bleachers

And my beach is always bustling with the best guests
They love me ‘cause I’m tough yet laid-back, like a bench press

You’re only getting bad press because of how you yell at folks and leave them scarred
The city pool is dying thanks to you, you need to see PR

And save your breath, man, your swimming skills are nada
In the water, you’d be one more filter-feeder at the bottom 

I’ve destroyed you like your skimmer, now I’m off to hit some waves
But I’m gonna have to wait for an hour, ‘cause I just ate


Poolcheck Verse 2
Enough! I’ll give you props for using SPF 100
You have the lifeguard look, but you really like to rub it in 

I think you use the white stuff for the wrong kind of exposure
And you like to flex your muscles ‘cause you’re nothing but a poser! 

You don’t care about the job, when you wanted a tan, you left your station
A lifeguard needs to be dedicated, not desiccated!

You puff yourself up as devoted,
But you should hang the whistle up, you don’t have the drive to be a blowfish

Larry the Lobster vs Mr. Poolcheck. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Happy Pokemon Day!

yukigloom as N Harmonia
Slamalox | Ecchan as Goro Akechi
Written by mintoreos
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

[N: 0:10]
Ah Akechi, I share your determination to face me
But the dreams I’ve seen from you should never become reality
Let’s see who the legends choose, you sorry stunt of a sleuth 
I’ll battle through my ideals, cause you're a slave to the truth (Hmph)

My dream is right and sure, change the world for Pokemon
I hold connections with my friends, you barely have fake ones
Yet you’re strict with your image so someone would want your presence?
Be it affection or Detective Prince, you’ll always come second

You can’t decide what’s black and white so don’t send me a calling card
When I could sneak through minds more clean if I just sent out Zoroark
That past of yours is haunting you, marking you with new scars
Then hunger for pancakes and justice gave a hateful change of heart

Lite Light Yagami isn’t worthy of detective work (Of course)
His title would fit better for the thieves he fails to hurt
I know what it’s like to have parents who never cared for you
But my mother not raising me was all that she committed to

[Akechi: 0:53]
After the Phantom Thieves is this my main priority?
A second naive delinquent that attempts to change society
As an ace detective I’ve gathered clues and I deduce
That you care of just Pokemon because humans tend to leave you

Though, how would he care for them? Putting them in dogfights
His ideals are as flimsy as how Team Plasma was organized
He’s not quite a lost life, he serves the world a purpose (How so?)
He’s the perfect person to show what is truly justice

A vermin such as you is frankly blind to what you’re really after
Swapping your beliefs so much, it’s like they’re all your partners
Your views can’t hold water when they near made a kid a martyr
So your foster father is the only way you can relate to a monster

Acting all adamant, he never fought for his values
All it took to break him was a stern talking-to
You can sob to others and say you’re now a new man
but your mind shows that the palace in there still stands

[N: 1:36]
I reasoned with my father, you got obsessed with revenge
So desperate for vengeance you can’t see all the blood on your hands
Innocent lives you put to aside just for your own naive plans
All that talk of justice but corruption’s the only thing left in your head

We were both pawns, but I was made a king
Done through my own flaws, not to please a crime ring
Keep trying to push all the trauma behind the black mask
but you can never live out your dreams, if they don’t last

[Akechi: 1:57]
I’ve had enough of your moral high ground bullshit!
You’re not better when being lied to by a cult’s all you’ve dealt with
You think your friends will save you, I’ll make you an example
When I cause you to crumble to the ground like your castle

I DECIDE THE TRUTH! Your sought future won’t change it!
Your family would be glad if I had this warped trash wasted
I’ll close this case and pull the trigger on this hypocrite
and when Ghetsis sees you at last he’ll feel happiness

N Harmonia vs Goro Akechi - Mint Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Slamalox | Ecchan)

Have you ever thought about capitalism? Yeah, so have I while making the 28th AORB. Today, we have the man who is the mascot for the most popular board game in the world, Mr. Monopoly, going up against Nintendo's earliest creation in the gaming industry, Mr. Game and Watch! Who would roll the dice and land on the correct property to win? Listen and find out!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NBxjDFEDq16pSl9FvofqM-ivitBvUUed8YQ389pLppE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Mr. Monopoly vs Mr. Game and Watch - Acting Out Rap Battles

Leo Barqui as Slither Wing
Chaotic Rap Battles as Liver King
Written by TheNauticalClaydol, Jacobrl99, Nugget
Beat by VANNN.
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles

Slither Wing:
It looks like I’ll be the one to make a First Impression
I'm bringing this fight to the Stone Age you’re obsessed with
Like your veins popping out, you’ll feel surface tension
When I bury this neanderthal, strengthen his Earth connection!
But given your diet, I’m sure you’ve met with my kind
Since you’re prone to catching stomach Bugs with every Bite (Hiss!)
But if you think this moth's dinner, you picked the wrong critter
I’ll cut a King down to size, now that’s a Chopped Liver!
Bulking Up on steroid dependence?
This phony King would only earn a crown if he went to the dentist!
Kept up the Facade, still filling yourself with toxins
Now you’re only influencing lawsuits with those Concoctions!

Liver King:
Wow, I thought I was the one who didn’t cook!
Now the King will bring the Strength to your Struggle, so listen good!
I’m chiseled by the gods, while this bug is punching soft!
My raps are like the way I eat my meat: BLOODY RAW!
You look like a beta design, I’m on my sigma shit! (LIFT!)
When we duel on a beat, you're just Wingin’ it!
Think I’ll take those disses, bitch? You’ll Quiver when I’m bringin’ it!
Eat you like a Chicken Wing and spit you in my kitchen sink!
Wanna talk about supplements? There’s no remedy
For how worthless you are if you don’t carry Booster Energy!
I’m the Fitness guru that you shouldn’t have Crossed!
I take life by the horns, and bite the bull by the BALLS! (CREATINE!)

Slither Wing:
Pumping iron to show mettle, but you’ve drawn my ire
With those lines from a time before man discovered fire
It’s clear from your ‘apology’ that you speak hollow words
Whenever you step up to the plate, you nauseate your followers!
This bald fraud should make like his channel and wash up!
Dirty-bearded spearfisher: Jason Chemo-moa!
And we know your Tempers Flare from all the ‘roids in your putrid blood
So when I put you on ice, perhaps you’ll keep your cool for once

Liver King:
Put me on ice? Buddy, I think you forget:
Between the two of us, who survived an extinction event?! (GAINS!)
But maybe I’ll take notes on your world, you've got some strong guys
Like the Koraidon that showed Sada some real Assault Bikes!
You’re pudgy as fuck! Could you be any frickin’ lazier?!
Walk a day in my shoes, and you’d be the Liver Failure!
This battle ends with moth being served, right off the cutting board!
But if you ever want a piece of me, I’m always hungry for MOOOOOAR!!

Slither Wing vs Liver King - RAP BATTLE

Kick In Door - Notorious B I G (Remix)

Dans notre univers, la Brigade Anti-Pédo traque sans relâche les criminels du web.
Bryan aka " Mathilde" pensait pouvoir nous échapper… mais il a vite compris qu’il ne fait pas le poids face à notre détermination.
Justice numérique : mission accomplie.

ZPT P@DO

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