Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

[Indie Cross] Despair [Nightmare Bendy] Ost

Freshy Kanal: Hulk vs Frankenstein ft. Eric the Audible, Fightmarker & Mr. Tibbs

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

Egomanic as TreatsforBeasts
The Monarchy as Gateway of the Mind
Written by: M&Mattie
Mixed by: Light_IWNL
Beat by: Dansonn
Coverart Drawn by: Grasman
LYRIC DOC:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XPiawapfUGx1KjG9BbGCzdW4OBTTyxrQKxBY6sd2_Fs/edit?usp=sharing

TreatsforBeasts vs Gateway of the Mind || Terrifying Rap Battles (Feat:Egomanic and The Monarchy)

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JvajhkTNjZo

► CREDITS: 

Vanessa as Ms. Frizzle
Twitter: @VanessaBenVO

KingSpirals as Mary Poppins
 Twitter: @KingSpiralsVA

Written by
PowerPoint Rap Battles 

Ms. Frizzle Art by WAN

Mary Poppins Art by SkydivingQuagga

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez & Leo Barqui

Beat arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by SPM1000

► LYRICS:

Mary Poppins Verse 1

Spit spot, Miss, you’re facing Mary Poppins
I’m punctual and don’t appreciate your tardy pop-ins (Now…!)

Zip your lips, we are not a codfish or the tuna you were in the mouth of
This is the second, wait, third time you’ll get devoured

My knowledge and umbrella are the envy of a Weather Man
You have a flying bus, yet your lessons are pedestrian and treacherous!

Now let me get your measurements
Oh, eccentric lecturer whose bus is the one thing that isn’t reckless

I’m laughing with the Banks, while your outings don’t end happily, so Valerie
You don't even deserve a teacher’s salary (goodness!)

You put your pupils in danger on nearly every trip
The truth is very cold, so please don’t take off your helmets, kids


Ms. Frizzle Verse 1

Good morning, class! Please excuse Nanny McFreaky
Her style’s just a little bit too old school, right Phoebe? 

She thinks she can’t be rattled, so let’s buckle up, kids
And prove how easily some teaching can get under her skin! (Woo!)

We’ve traveled Mary’s whole brain, and our findings are outstanding
Based on all the nooks and crannies, she is quite a crooked nanny

She leaves Bert in the dust when he can barely get by
It seems the only thing that she can teach is class… divide!

While you have the kids tidy your room
We find cocoons and then we fly to the moon, and I’d invite you too

But you’re already on a trip with your magic flying nonsense 
Be careful when you’re blitzed, lightning strikes the highest object (get it?!)


Mary Poppins Verse 2

A woman like myself doing drugs? You must be joking
But if that’s your finest comedy, my uncle won’t be floating

Though he’s often very positive, he thinks your show’s the grossest
With its imagery so sickening, I couldn’t sugarcoat it

Oh, the winds have changed, and Miss Frizzle’s flows are blowing 
There’s little else to say, I’ve clearly bested my opponent (oh!)

And I know just the way to end this most triumphant moment 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Ms. Frizzle Verse 2

Your fame has joined the other nannies gone in the gale
I quizzed my students on your novel, and all of them failed!

Walt said you’d never be forgotten but that promise was frail
Now you’re like Liz, no one cares about the loss of your tale

You hate logic, but it takes little explaining to know 
That Magic School Bus is the greatest educational show (that’s right!)

While my viewers’ brains grow, all your viewers’ brains go
Mary Sue has been schooled, guess she should have stayed home (oh!)

Ms. Frizzle vs Mary Poppins. PowerPoint Rap Battles

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 12/31/2022

LYRICS

DHMIS:
A trio of friends- pesky bees are what they are
A bunch of indie kiddies who’s game flew right off the radar
I don’t see anything creative from the group who struggled to troubleshoot
You’re left second to Project M, while we’re taking the W
These three are really boring, right from their bleakish story
To when they see a boy and then they change from sweet to gory
I’m not impressed, we’ve seen your trope done a dozen times
If I was in your shoes, I would’ve pulled the plug, you bugging flies

You've bugging files, all of the glitches Monika's clogging up, 
You look like our computer has a virus popping u-
Ah! What happened to Red?! Well, it seems like he had to leave the show
Since it's clearly a play with how childish these girls are treated!Ohhhh

DDLC:
I think these stuffed animals would look better back at my place
With performances so lifeless, they’d bring their beef to Mr. Cow
These puppets never got creative, but still received high praise?
It’s like the algorithm pulled the strings inside their little house
Makes sense that the poets would have better pengame 
While you were busy drowning in your inky hellscape
With all the sudden cuts to blood and guts, and the Muppets turn gluttonous 
And still your fans are waiting for the next page
They aren’t meant for music, they should stop trying to branch out
You should know this club isn’t the right place to hang ou-

Yellow Guy:
I don’t think I can remember your name, but-
hmm… I think I saw my dad play your game once… 
You tried to get a lovebug, but ended with your love bugged
When it started to plummet, you mixed tough love and bloodlust
Then your love c-c-c-c-c-c-crashed harder than your program
You say you’re a dating sim, but didn’t land with romance 
Thrown off to the sidelines, now known for staying hidden, she's
only remembered for her cupcakes, that's called "bittersweet"
There's Bad Things That Can Happen when you step in the club 
So I think it might be good if you just kept the door shut

Natsuki
Jeez, I didn’t ask for the two cents out of this puppet show
A million music numbers and yet you never struck a note
There’s nothing special about this lonely king, I’ll go take the crown
So let me make like a character file and break it down
You came from the bogey etchings of Jo and Becky’s edgy scripts
Then Roy made gory messes and phony lessons repetitive
The selfish prick went and left your friends for dead, tried to end his kid
‘Til Red got fed up, took what remained of your show and shredded it
Can’t stack up to this poet, go shut your mouth and lock it 
‘Cuz this puppet would be a better fit in the storage closet
So stuff a sock in it, nobody’s listening to your sappy songs
Couldn’t win this in your dreams, so face your happy thoughts

CREDITS

littleflecks as Red Guy
GamingPlush64 as Duck Guy
RNG as Yellow Guy

Kurobane Azia as Sayori
Lindz as Yuri
garbageGothic as Natsuki

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from 01Tyler10, GamingPlush64, and MetaMachine
Beat prod. by RaccoBeats
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by lowkydoodles, CyanCoat, and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

Doki Doki Literature Club vs. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle

Not mine, this audio belongs to GamingPlush64
ENNWAY as Happy Appy
TaigaTonic as Rap Rat

Happy Appy:
The TV is on, but I suggest turning the lights out
A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out
Ever heard of "Nightmare?"... Well you're gonna right now
This apple dropped a noggin and knew tons
For helping kids up bruised up, you interrupt the fun
And order them to go do stuff, screwed up
Your stammering gives them lots of trauma, I give them hope
Like a poster for Barack Obama. I was getting dubs from Russians
Now I'm rushin' a dub. You caused a Couple of Cowboys
To crumble to dust, Oh no! His lines are cheesy
Rap Rat's going to fall, If you want to help with this verse
Give this number a call

Rap Rat:
Lights, camera, a-a-action! It's time for thе main attraction
Come on, get up, close to thе screen, I'm no ghost I'm the dean
And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I Ratatatatatata
Rap Rat! Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!)
You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack and you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash like
Well, we all know that gag
I'm not after apples, Appy I'm-I'm after the cheese
But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me
Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-I win naturally
I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat
While you were written to mimick gimmicks
By a kid who barely reads, you aren't Hot or Cold
You're just a crummy Katy Parody, so don't challenge-challenge
The realest one here to a rap battle, this sitch is black and white
(HAHAHAHA) You're a bad apple

Happy Appy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MUPPET, I'LL TURN YOUR FACE TENDER
You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (uh)
Yeah, I mentioned 9/11 and I'd do it again
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun. Get in the van
Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, You were meant as a successor
But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar
Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend, In the present?
Let's just say they'll find your body with Forenzik's-
I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors
I couldn't help this piece of shit if I was rich in fiber
And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in

Rap Rat:
You aren't saucy, You look like you're about to get dipped into caramel. This is what was classified as scary? Hell, quit staring
At children inside the bushes, you creep. You leave em crushed
In debris. I'm just munching de'brie!
In fact, never let this mother fucker monitor kids
Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list, sucker-sucker-su-sucker-sucker. You never got in a lick, You aren't cool just because
You're on a popsicle stick. This prick who-prick who-prick who
Never existed failed, I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale
You never could get past me because this rat is sober
So shout out the name RAP RAT C-C-Cause this match is over

Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat. DGPRB.

Her eyes X 1804 Zoee

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-EtHrBHBQ

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

Wario Apparition vs Herobrine - Urban Legend Rap Battle

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