Rap Battles to Shuffle Through

Stuff I`m In

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Snakebite126 as Denji
RecD as Wolverine

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Denji:
When Miss Makima said to kill Marvel’s hybrid rebel
I thought, “Ryan Reynolds!” not the Sideburns Devil
So like, this isn’t personal, it’s kinda just my job
Let’s do what your barber should’ve done and take it from the top

You know I’m rolling with the Safety Corp, I got the squad with me (ay)
And thanks to Pochita, always got that dog in me (ay)
I’d prefer to kick back, if you wanna start things 
I’ll pull out my ripcord and tear out your heartstrings

Act like your backstory is so serious
Howlett, a sad boy who was so feverish
Crafted a rad origin story
When he stabbed into dad’s organs before leaving him

Captured and tortured as war leaders had
Trapped your corpse kneeling to Cornelius
Too bad all that trauma’s up in your brain
The one place there’s no healing it

How do Hugh Jack off with that claw, Mr. sliced weiner?
Closest thing that you’ve had to a wife is a wife-beater
And that hottie Phoenix that you loved is already dead
Stupid fucker picked the only one that can’t resurrect 

Wolverine:
Listen, bub - I’m not engaging in fisticuffs
With some prissy punk only working so his dick gets sucked
I’m an X-Man - impenetrable, head to toe
You’re an ex-man - you’re selling your own testicles

Denji met his boss, instantly started drooling
Wanted her as a bride, she was more into grooming
She took advantage of your lust, then dumped you as Aki’s pup
Now the only one getting any bitches is Makima

Quit Fiending for your freedom, I’ve been to hell and I’ve seen it
And I’m deeming there’s no reason any demon’s worth redeeming
I stuck it to Magneto and then ripped out his mind
Now it’s your turn, Chainsaw Man, Welcome to DIE!

Denji:
Shut your fucking hole! Power let me cop a feel
If you think I get no bitches then you just like me for real
Nah, you’ve got so many kids, like your momma, you’re a cheat
You’ve got retractable bones, how’s your pullout game so weak?

Yeah I’m not too good with books, but your brain is so diseased
That you’ve got too many issues for anyone to read
Keep blaming your flaws on Weapon X like it caused them
But you will never hide from the skeleton in your claw set

Wolverine:
Kid, you lived in a dumpster, no wonder chicks never loved ya
And your first kiss was so disgusted, she was sick to her stomach
But then you didn’t save her later, so the consequence for Aki 
Cost an arm and a leg and an arm and a leg and a body

So don’t go pretending you paid off your debt
Forget being wealthy, you ate all your bread
You gave up your dog for a blade on your head
But you can’t cut or make out a check

Adamantium, add a man to it
Wolverine leading lambs to the slaughter
Repping X-Men and Weapon X
I’mma make you pay like your pansy-ass father

You’re slaving all day for a chance to be free
And wasting away as an amputee
No loved ones, no friends and nothing you can eat
At least Leatherface had a family

Thanks to your cowardice, her plan went without a hitch
When you finally got Makima to BANG! - you were Power-less

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kana;
Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Denji vs Wolverine - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

► CREDITS:

Langle as The Pigeon

Kamren the Person as The Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap

Narrator voiced by Theme Park Avenue

"No" Viewers voiced by MetastarVA RaccoonBroVA, AshleyMagica, & Langle

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Pigeon art by Hazelmoth

Beat prod. by Raias beats

Mixed by Serena

Cover art by LimJJ


► LYRICS:

Hello, viewer! I need you to do something for me while I run some errands. There’s a pigeon that wants to rap battle that bird, so I need you to tell him “no”. Whatever you do, DON’T LET THE PIGEON RAP BATTLE THE BIRD THAT CARRIES YOU OVER A DISPROPORTIONATELY SMALL GAP

Oh, hello viewer, you look great today


Pigeon Verse 1 

Say… can I rap battle that bird? (no!)
Pretty please? (no!)
Oh come on, don’t you wanna hear my sweet flow?

I just need 20 lines (no!)
I do it all the time! (no!)
Your mom would let me rhyme (no!)
I’ll offer you a bribe (no!)

Wait, the rule is “no rap battling” but technically
It’s not a battle if I don’t address the bird directly

So I’ll just change the pronouns and continue with my verse! (no!)
What’s the big deal? It’s just a bird!

And a quiet one at that, while I’m always down to squawk squawk
It can’t compete with me, I’m from the streets, like this hot dog

And few things make me sleepy, but when I heard this swan’s song
I just couldn’t resist a disproportionately long yaaaaaawn

My stories are the best
They clearly tower over Undertale, right viewers? (no!)

I love many kinds of transit, but your flight’s not very fun
My books raised a million children, you can hardly carry one


Bird Verse 1 (0:59)

I’m committed to assisting those who brave the gap
I have enough determination to SAVE this track

I’m from the Underground, but I’ve never seen such shady business
You reach your aims by molding children’s brains like they’re clay pigeons

You always ask for more and never learn your lesson
You’re not a carrier pigeon ‘cause you send the wrong message

And then you get aggressive when your begging is rejected
You’re built like the Reaper Bird and yet you’re never level-headed


Pigeon Verse 2 (1:19)

Now if this were a rap battle, here’s how I’d respond
“I’m no villain, ask Mo Willems. I’m his top dog

Your dog just annoys the players while I make my readers merrier
I’m never in the wrong, ‘cause I’m the main character

You’re almost unknown, but you remind me of the Duckling
Both of you unfairly always get the stuff you’re wanting

I don’t get squat, and I try whining, gaslighting, and grumbling 
Folks let you carry them after you do what? NOTHING!

But guess what? You’re just used as a tool to reach the other side
They take the ride and leave you behind, except for Undyne

She carried you, slowing your fall from grace like a parachute
But bad news, she perished, dude. Now no one’s left to cherish you!”


Bird Verse 2 (1:49)

THAT’S IT! You’ve pushed me over the edge
You need to show some respect, and don’t forget that though you brag about your story’s success 

Mo Willems left you in a jiffy
You’re irrelevant and pitied next to Elephant and Piggie

You’re a joke, but in all honesty I’m glad you’re at the Waterfall
Because you need a bath! Aren’t doves known for body wash?

(Sheesh!) You could have grown and learned to clean up your act
But you’re the same in every story like you RESET your path

So here’s one final ride, but you’re not crossing safely
Don’t beg me for mercy, I know you don’t say pleas

You can’t drive the bus, but you sure drove me mad with your mischief
So I’ll drop you off with all the other passenger pigeons


The Pigeon vs The Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap. PowerPoint Rap Battles

A rap battle between Minecraft and Terraria! 

Minecraft Vs. Terraria - Video Game Rap Battle

Now Rapping: Kamren the Reactor

Um...h-hi. I, um... I found this file and that text above in Declan's computer, and I, I thought you all would maybe...like to listen to it...?

Preview

Thumbnail by Vlad
Written by: Kamren and Vlad
Beat by The Unbeatables

Kamren:
“Welcome to My Life Vlad, why not take a seat here”
Sorry...Did I steal your line from when you were called a squeaker?
Like this beat`s creator, it's clear I`m Unbeatable in rap
And like your girlfriend, Kamren will leave you dumped in the trash
Your Battles are like my counterpart, Sinisterly Evil
I'd call you out for sticking to GrapeMan, but even that`ll be predictable
I hate to do this to ya, but you have to face the truth Vlad
It's Bad-mir when you were pummeled down by Zack!

Vlad:
Funny that you bring up squeakers, ‘cause you’re going through this strife
I don't need to spit to win or to be Welcomed in your life
Your love for cupcakes are gone when I eat them for my lunch
The only thing that you could spit is your blood when I pack a punch
Kamren The Reactor? Time to react to your loss
‘Cause my verse was so sweet, you’ll need to use some Dental Floss
There’s a lesson upon us, don’t ever rip me off mista
Or i’ll put you in a bowl and straight up burn your “Creepy”-Pasta

Kamren:
I`d be lying if I said “Hey! That Verse Was Pretty Good!”
You`re like What Like What People Look Like When They`re Retarded, understood?
I`m usually a KineMaster, but you've pushed me to the edge
You annoy me more than when people call me a Egg
Let me do us both a favor and leave you homeless for a change
And Like a real StickManKing, I`ll Blaze you with BlueFlames
It's Over, Isn't It? So let`s finish this My Way!
As I serve you to Pinkamena, Vlad will be turned into Cupcakes

Vlad:
If you bring up MLP, just don't rap, okay?
‘Cause when your channel’s down the drain IT’ll make my day
that verse be looking like something that i would have drawn
So go back to your bad flow, that time, when you Battled Aaron
Egghead's too round to step to me so he had to roll instead
Now just quit your Rap career because it's time you go to bed
With disses wooden like a stake, It time that Vlad the Impaled ya
Because both your verses lyrics is where you’ll tragically fall

Kamren Vs Vlad - Rap Battle

Sorry for the delay! Been dealing with some real life stuff with my mother's knee surgery and such and school portfolios. Slows down the process of everything, lol. Hope it was worth the wait, folks! :D Thanks for everyone that helped with this battle!

GamingPlush64 as MacGyver
Julian the Beast as Indiana Jones

Thumbnail by Jughead Jay
Mixed by Dustin

Written by: 
Julian, Jughead Jay, B O R K, Redkirby, Swoldow,
Honeycombs96, Kamren.


Indiana Jones:
Well if it isn’t Angus the slab of beef! The servicing on-screen...eye candy?
Burns incoming! Luckily, I’m a doctor, just not the kind you need.
In your prime you had no kicks! And you don’t know shit about being a Phoenix.
With a foundation built on winging it! So step back kid and watch me lead it!
What a sticky situation, I hear you like ‘em ratchet.
So what’s your plan here, Inspector Gadget?
Generations I brought thrills and I never quit.
With a CBS reboot you still aren’t worth it!
But you still have the loose plot holes held tight.
Couldn’t cut your fake tension with your Swiss Army Knife.
Do what you’re best at: duct tape your mouth shut fast.
Before I bullwhip your ass like I’m doing this track!
Dissecting this mess from DXS, but you aren’t up to my loot snuff.
On the cuff of barely being worth half of my leftover boot dust.
Out of all the things I’ve seen and done, this cocky bastard should be easy.
Always nifty at hand, but it can’t help that your series is built on being cheesy.

MacGyver:
I’d find more enjoyment wrestling your theme parks than this performer.
Who’s so washed up and out of fashion he stars with the douche from Transformers.
No class for having James Bond as his dad. So call your mom and tell her,
That her son’s at a fjord (Ford) with a man known to be a true face melter!
So stand and glower! I got the Improv power!
You were a film tower! Now the mouse is your master!
Your next film coffin to die in? The title is:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Arthritis!
Heartthrob making hearts throb! Ladies go crazed.
And today it’s not my Last Crusade!
So bipolar, happy go lucky to coarse.
Doesn’t change you’ve never known how to be a Dark Horse!
And as this bred A pacifist goes in for the kill
I reveal without the theme and macho bravado, you’d be zilch!
Crafty at crafting bars here still, but like your films, you’re devoid of enjoyment.
I can see why you’d hate me so much! I hear you don’t like those that spit poison...

Indiana Jones:
I didn’t leave you ground-pounded? I hate to be the trap that crashes down.
But with your ignorantly unsound raps, you’ll be bound for a Short Round.
I am an American idol, I know about chewing through Big Mac-Gyvers.
Because all you are is Cub Scout whose father drowned as a lousy driver

MacGyver:
Was that meant to be a bomb? Because I defuse that bull.
Coming back to hit you like a boulder “Till” it’s knocked into your skull.
You make a mess of audiences, while I lock pick the chest of independence!
I understand the search for the Holy Grail, but it won’t help your Ark’s Lost relevance...

Rap Battle: MacGyver VS Indiana Jones

Beat: Deathlight 
Written by: Avav, Kamren, Geon, Seth, Dustin and Bork
Mixed by: Dustin 

Yuri: GarbageGothic
Himiko Toga: Avav
Deku (Cameo): Julian
Announcer: Geon

Toga :
Let's cut to the chase, with blood dripping from your wrist
I'll get my fill and move on once I've drained this masochist 
You can daydream what you want, keep wasting time on your stories
When I’m through with you, that back pain will be the least of your worries
Squeeze yourself in one more cup, before you start spilling the tea
When in the League you learn a thing or two about killing the beat
In your nuthouse of a quartet, you’re the member most disliked
I’d take more out, but there is nothing left of this dyke.

Yuri :
Today I cut my skin open for the first time, it was exhilarating.
I think I understand how *glitch* feels now. 
I’m supposed to be the responsible one though. 
So I don’t think I’ll be doing it again unless I decide to kill myself. 
Saying I'm a dyke? That's laughable! Time to leave my marks on 
A side chick who won't return in the next chapter of Markov
But a Dicku won’t be present if you’re filled with all this lust 
Or is this the next attempt from you begging to join a club
You’ll be cut on the edges if you are starting this game 
Trying to make your own name by crossdressing as Bane?
Seriously, how am I supposed to take this psycho as a threat
When you confuse your own target for a sudden love interest?

Toga :
Pretty good job, if you try to make me yawn-dere
Smeared those verses with the pen that you use to pop cherries? 
You can’t get over a no and leave all your notes like “notice me”
It’s an insult to my quirk to be opposing this poetry
Sad that the only thing you've inspired inside your fandom's eyes
Is to have dirty, perverted artists increasing your breast size
I’ll have you choking out for MC when my blade pierces your lungs
So come on try and spit some more, I'm used to cutting tongues 

Yuri :
Let’s cut this verse into pieces, I’ll let you lick it off my knife.
You’re not gaining any friends in whatever form you arrive
Unstable and uncanny, why don’t you just stick to portraying Cammie 
Cause with your powers that suck, it's kinda hard to make you scary
It’s time for you to step back, claiming friends with extortion 
You forced ship with some poor kid. Now there’s some missed-fortune
I’ll save you a cupcake, eat it at your pity party later
Cuz your fate of being roasted will never leave pen and paper

Himiko Toga vs Yuri - Rap Battle

The greatest rap battle of all time, The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle, unfortunately has been scrapped, after 4 years of development and nonstop work of JMB and his team. 

To make sure a brilliant concept for a project wouldn't go to waste, I, Swoldow EVGRB, took the liberty of remaking the whole battle. Hope you enjoy.

Doc with Cast and Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1834RZahlFcAkznQO0n7s6TXOG9UzyFB66pbFLyw0IWw/edit

Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wbxqq/

Video drops tomorrow!

EVGRB April Fools 2019: The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Remake

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

Cam "VGRB" as Wario
Froz as Shadow
Mixed by Froz
Beat by DANSA BEATS

Shadow:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces

Wario:
Like Jesus, 
maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do 
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man 
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans 
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists

Shadow:
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol

Wario: 
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out 
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content  
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks screw you 
You’re more desolate than Mephiles 
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

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