Stuff I`m In

► CREDITS:

Langle as The Pigeon

Kamren the Person as The Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap

Narrator voiced by Theme Park Avenue

"No" Viewers voiced by MetastarVA RaccoonBroVA, AshleyMagica, & Langle

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Pigeon art by Hazelmoth

Beat prod. by Raias beats

Mixed by Serena

Cover art by LimJJ


► LYRICS:

Hello, viewer! I need you to do something for me while I run some errands. There’s a pigeon that wants to rap battle that bird, so I need you to tell him “no”. Whatever you do, DON’T LET THE PIGEON RAP BATTLE THE BIRD THAT CARRIES YOU OVER A DISPROPORTIONATELY SMALL GAP

Oh, hello viewer, you look great today


Pigeon Verse 1 

Say… can I rap battle that bird? (no!)
Pretty please? (no!)
Oh come on, don’t you wanna hear my sweet flow?

I just need 20 lines (no!)
I do it all the time! (no!)
Your mom would let me rhyme (no!)
I’ll offer you a bribe (no!)

Wait, the rule is “no rap battling” but technically
It’s not a battle if I don’t address the bird directly

So I’ll just change the pronouns and continue with my verse! (no!)
What’s the big deal? It’s just a bird!

And a quiet one at that, while I’m always down to squawk squawk
It can’t compete with me, I’m from the streets, like this hot dog

And few things make me sleepy, but when I heard this swan’s song
I just couldn’t resist a disproportionately long yaaaaaawn

My stories are the best
They clearly tower over Undertale, right viewers? (no!)

I love many kinds of transit, but your flight’s not very fun
My books raised a million children, you can hardly carry one


Bird Verse 1 (0:59)

I’m committed to assisting those who brave the gap
I have enough determination to SAVE this track

I’m from the Underground, but I’ve never seen such shady business
You reach your aims by molding children’s brains like they’re clay pigeons

You always ask for more and never learn your lesson
You’re not a carrier pigeon ‘cause you send the wrong message

And then you get aggressive when your begging is rejected
You’re built like the Reaper Bird and yet you’re never level-headed


Pigeon Verse 2 (1:19)

Now if this were a rap battle, here’s how I’d respond
“I’m no villain, ask Mo Willems. I’m his top dog

Your dog just annoys the players while I make my readers merrier
I’m never in the wrong, ‘cause I’m the main character

You’re almost unknown, but you remind me of the Duckling
Both of you unfairly always get the stuff you’re wanting

I don’t get squat, and I try whining, gaslighting, and grumbling 
Folks let you carry them after you do what? NOTHING!

But guess what? You’re just used as a tool to reach the other side
They take the ride and leave you behind, except for Undyne

She carried you, slowing your fall from grace like a parachute
But bad news, she perished, dude. Now no one’s left to cherish you!”


Bird Verse 2 (1:49)

THAT’S IT! You’ve pushed me over the edge
You need to show some respect, and don’t forget that though you brag about your story’s success 

Mo Willems left you in a jiffy
You’re irrelevant and pitied next to Elephant and Piggie

You’re a joke, but in all honesty I’m glad you’re at the Waterfall
Because you need a bath! Aren’t doves known for body wash?

(Sheesh!) You could have grown and learned to clean up your act
But you’re the same in every story like you RESET your path

So here’s one final ride, but you’re not crossing safely
Don’t beg me for mercy, I know you don’t say pleas

You can’t drive the bus, but you sure drove me mad with your mischief
So I’ll drop you off with all the other passenger pigeons


The Pigeon vs The Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Now Rapping: Kamren the Reactor

Um...h-hi. I, um... I found this file and that text above in Declan's computer, and I, I thought you all would maybe...like to listen to it...?

Preview

Thumbnail by Vlad
Written by: Kamren and Vlad
Beat by The Unbeatables

Kamren:
“Welcome to My Life Vlad, why not take a seat here”
Sorry...Did I steal your line from when you were called a squeaker?
Like this beat`s creator, it's clear I`m Unbeatable in rap
And like your girlfriend, Kamren will leave you dumped in the trash
Your Battles are like my counterpart, Sinisterly Evil
I'd call you out for sticking to GrapeMan, but even that`ll be predictable
I hate to do this to ya, but you have to face the truth Vlad
It's Bad-mir when you were pummeled down by Zack!

Vlad:
Funny that you bring up squeakers, ‘cause you’re going through this strife
I don't need to spit to win or to be Welcomed in your life
Your love for cupcakes are gone when I eat them for my lunch
The only thing that you could spit is your blood when I pack a punch
Kamren The Reactor? Time to react to your loss
‘Cause my verse was so sweet, you’ll need to use some Dental Floss
There’s a lesson upon us, don’t ever rip me off mista
Or i’ll put you in a bowl and straight up burn your “Creepy”-Pasta

Kamren:
I`d be lying if I said “Hey! That Verse Was Pretty Good!”
You`re like What Like What People Look Like When They`re Retarded, understood?
I`m usually a KineMaster, but you've pushed me to the edge
You annoy me more than when people call me a Egg
Let me do us both a favor and leave you homeless for a change
And Like a real StickManKing, I`ll Blaze you with BlueFlames
It's Over, Isn't It? So let`s finish this My Way!
As I serve you to Pinkamena, Vlad will be turned into Cupcakes

Vlad:
If you bring up MLP, just don't rap, okay?
‘Cause when your channel’s down the drain IT’ll make my day
that verse be looking like something that i would have drawn
So go back to your bad flow, that time, when you Battled Aaron
Egghead's too round to step to me so he had to roll instead
Now just quit your Rap career because it's time you go to bed
With disses wooden like a stake, It time that Vlad the Impaled ya
Because both your verses lyrics is where you’ll tragically fall

Kamren Vs Vlad - Rap Battle

Sorry for the delay! Been dealing with some real life stuff with my mother's knee surgery and such and school portfolios. Slows down the process of everything, lol. Hope it was worth the wait, folks! :D Thanks for everyone that helped with this battle!

GamingPlush64 as MacGyver
Julian the Beast as Indiana Jones

Thumbnail by Jughead Jay
Mixed by Dustin

Written by: 
Julian, Jughead Jay, B O R K, Redkirby, Swoldow,
Honeycombs96, Kamren.


Indiana Jones:
Well if it isn’t Angus the slab of beef! The servicing on-screen...eye candy?
Burns incoming! Luckily, I’m a doctor, just not the kind you need.
In your prime you had no kicks! And you don’t know shit about being a Phoenix.
With a foundation built on winging it! So step back kid and watch me lead it!
What a sticky situation, I hear you like ‘em ratchet.
So what’s your plan here, Inspector Gadget?
Generations I brought thrills and I never quit.
With a CBS reboot you still aren’t worth it!
But you still have the loose plot holes held tight.
Couldn’t cut your fake tension with your Swiss Army Knife.
Do what you’re best at: duct tape your mouth shut fast.
Before I bullwhip your ass like I’m doing this track!
Dissecting this mess from DXS, but you aren’t up to my loot snuff.
On the cuff of barely being worth half of my leftover boot dust.
Out of all the things I’ve seen and done, this cocky bastard should be easy.
Always nifty at hand, but it can’t help that your series is built on being cheesy.

MacGyver:
I’d find more enjoyment wrestling your theme parks than this performer.
Who’s so washed up and out of fashion he stars with the douche from Transformers.
No class for having James Bond as his dad. So call your mom and tell her,
That her son’s at a fjord (Ford) with a man known to be a true face melter!
So stand and glower! I got the Improv power!
You were a film tower! Now the mouse is your master!
Your next film coffin to die in? The title is:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Arthritis!
Heartthrob making hearts throb! Ladies go crazed.
And today it’s not my Last Crusade!
So bipolar, happy go lucky to coarse.
Doesn’t change you’ve never known how to be a Dark Horse!
And as this bred A pacifist goes in for the kill
I reveal without the theme and macho bravado, you’d be zilch!
Crafty at crafting bars here still, but like your films, you’re devoid of enjoyment.
I can see why you’d hate me so much! I hear you don’t like those that spit poison...

Indiana Jones:
I didn’t leave you ground-pounded? I hate to be the trap that crashes down.
But with your ignorantly unsound raps, you’ll be bound for a Short Round.
I am an American idol, I know about chewing through Big Mac-Gyvers.
Because all you are is Cub Scout whose father drowned as a lousy driver

MacGyver:
Was that meant to be a bomb? Because I defuse that bull.
Coming back to hit you like a boulder “Till” it’s knocked into your skull.
You make a mess of audiences, while I lock pick the chest of independence!
I understand the search for the Holy Grail, but it won’t help your Ark’s Lost relevance...

Rap Battle: MacGyver VS Indiana Jones

Beat: Deathlight 
Written by: Avav, Kamren, Geon, Seth, Dustin and Bork
Mixed by: Dustin 

Yuri: GarbageGothic
Himiko Toga: Avav
Deku (Cameo): Julian
Announcer: Geon

Toga :
Let's cut to the chase, with blood dripping from your wrist
I'll get my fill and move on once I've drained this masochist 
You can daydream what you want, keep wasting time on your stories
When I’m through with you, that back pain will be the least of your worries
Squeeze yourself in one more cup, before you start spilling the tea
When in the League you learn a thing or two about killing the beat
In your nuthouse of a quartet, you’re the member most disliked
I’d take more out, but there is nothing left of this dyke.

Yuri :
Today I cut my skin open for the first time, it was exhilarating.
I think I understand how *glitch* feels now. 
I’m supposed to be the responsible one though. 
So I don’t think I’ll be doing it again unless I decide to kill myself. 
Saying I'm a dyke? That's laughable! Time to leave my marks on 
A side chick who won't return in the next chapter of Markov
But a Dicku won’t be present if you’re filled with all this lust 
Or is this the next attempt from you begging to join a club
You’ll be cut on the edges if you are starting this game 
Trying to make your own name by crossdressing as Bane?
Seriously, how am I supposed to take this psycho as a threat
When you confuse your own target for a sudden love interest?

Toga :
Pretty good job, if you try to make me yawn-dere
Smeared those verses with the pen that you use to pop cherries? 
You can’t get over a no and leave all your notes like “notice me”
It’s an insult to my quirk to be opposing this poetry
Sad that the only thing you've inspired inside your fandom's eyes
Is to have dirty, perverted artists increasing your breast size
I’ll have you choking out for MC when my blade pierces your lungs
So come on try and spit some more, I'm used to cutting tongues 

Yuri :
Let’s cut this verse into pieces, I’ll let you lick it off my knife.
You’re not gaining any friends in whatever form you arrive
Unstable and uncanny, why don’t you just stick to portraying Cammie 
Cause with your powers that suck, it's kinda hard to make you scary
It’s time for you to step back, claiming friends with extortion 
You forced ship with some poor kid. Now there’s some missed-fortune
I’ll save you a cupcake, eat it at your pity party later
Cuz your fate of being roasted will never leave pen and paper

Himiko Toga vs Yuri - Rap Battle

The greatest rap battle of all time, The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle, unfortunately has been scrapped, after 4 years of development and nonstop work of JMB and his team. 

To make sure a brilliant concept for a project wouldn't go to waste, I, Swoldow EVGRB, took the liberty of remaking the whole battle. Hope you enjoy.

Doc with Cast and Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1834RZahlFcAkznQO0n7s6TXOG9UzyFB66pbFLyw0IWw/edit

Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wbxqq/

Video drops tomorrow!

EVGRB April Fools 2019: The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Remake

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