Welcome to the sixth EpicCPRB, the battle of creepypasta sidekicks, one good and one evil, who turned against their ‘partners’.

Mixed by Jacob

Jacob as Solomon
ChaoProductions as I HATE YOU

Lyrics:

Solomon:
When you’re going up against Solomon, prepare to feel pain
Because your rhymes are nothing against the raps I’m making rain
Following you like the boos on crack that live with you 
Compared to other spooky stories, your wall writing isn’t new 
Soaring high above you, like Mothra in a maze
Even Red himself couldn’t best me ‘til his second phase
As I’m about to show a green Santa Claus that when he steps to me
I can prove that your fangame was worse than Sonic.EXE

I HATE YOU: 
I thought I’d be pit against someone who doesn’t stink
But OH GOD NO! Your face makes the Ghost Ship in my stomach sink
You look like one of the abominations your old master is
I’d rather face him anyways, at least he’d be a challenge!
I’ll tell you a secret: I ALWAYS hated you!
So it’s too late now to leave this fight, as I just decimated you
At a later view: Mario walks into the door
And sees your head nailed to the wall; not the best anymore!

Solomon:
Wrong since 1973; the last thing you’ll see is “GAME OVER” just for you
And if I’m going down, I’ll make you feel all the pain that I do
Now stay out of my wiki, you big deformed carcass
Before I rip you to shreds, because I’m still the best!

I HATE YOU:
Once you’re defeated, I’ll stomp on your corpse forever!
You can die like the rest - a direct quote from your past master!
Make your blood spill, and I’m the one who’s dead!
You’ll lose this battle, just like how you lost to Red

Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 6. I HATE YOU vs Solomon.

Welcome to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two masked killers seeking revenge for their loved ones, Jacket versus Jason Voorhees.

Alex The Beast as Jacket
Light as Jason Voorhees

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Beat by: Hala-X
Cover by: Evan

Jason:
It’s time for an Overkill, as the Father of horror has been awoken.
I'll drill this Cock-head through his skull, nigh his powers be broken
If a Fight’s what you want, then your in for your final Pay Day
Cause you won’t be the first of horny Jocks I’ve brutally slain
Listen Son, just know that I’m Uber in this type of Mortal Kombat
You won’t break these bars like prison, it doesn’t take a God to know that
I’ll Burnout a Hotline, even if your series is abysmal
No more Camping anymore, Jason’s home, clear as Crystal

Jacket:
Let’s put my mask down, it’s been almost 40 years, it’s your time to go
Please exercise caution when testing me, I’ll drown you with my flow 
With all these amateur directors, even Para-mounting, he was sure to fall
Still with the Wrong Number, I’ll X out Jason once and for all
You won’t be taking Miami like Manhattan with all the weapons that I’m packing 
So with how this Brawl goes, I guess Jason lives and dies for slashing
I’ll Mutilate another Midnight Animal, just get the picture
You won't be able to recover, man, I’m taking you to Richard

Jason:  
It seems that you’re Russian victory, cause all the bombs you drop are duds
Better count your 50 Blessings fast, cause this killer murders for blood
Be ready Freddy, I promise my machete’s Pain will be devastating
I’ll make your Fever Dreams finally come true, now don’t leave your girlfriend waiting

Jacket:
I know you like hurting other people, and I don't mean to be rude
But that seems to be pretty apparent after all your game’s reviews, BOOM!
So go back to Hell with you! You’re one more step from getting Burned
I would say cry back to Mommy, but it seems the tides have turned

Jacket VS. Jason Voorhees - Rap Battle EXE

Merry Christmas!

Freshy Kanal as King Midas
Jacob G. as Jack Frost

Written by:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and Freshy Kanal

Jack Frost:
Best back off before having the match lost to Jack Frost!
And with all that gold you’ve racked up, it’s no wonder you lack brawns!
I could spit this at the lowest fahrenheits and still be hotter,  
But you’ll kill this if your disses are as solid as your daughter!
You couldn’t… catch this cold! Once your… raps erode!
With your ending’s past, you wish to see this… match unfold?!
From dinosaurs to Valley Forge, I’ll shine bright like lit lights!
You’re slipping on this track, looks like you’re walking on thin ice!

King Midas:
Surely you Jest if this fool thinks he will have me froze in place,
Your tundra of a verse will get crushed by my verbal Golden Age
Frost-bites the dust, when you’re left back in Santa’s sack
You can’t play your cards right, The King is greater than the Jack!

Jack Frost:
This poll’s off balance, of course it’d go South quick,
When your hardest challenge is putting your money where your mouth is!
The olden snowman has a-rose, there’s no garden from my flows!
But if you really want a foe, how ‘bout you turn this L to gold!

King Midas:
In Sprite of your attitude, you’re as mellow as an elf!
With those icy raps, you have no worries of melting yourself!

Jack Frost:
I’ll have this old man folding, frozen, for his wits are wearing frail!
It’s bedtime for dead rhymes and you’re the perfect fairy tale! 

King Midas:
You’re an absolute zero, whether dropping temperatures, or the bass!
Has your mind stopped-motion… you Rankin/Bass-ket case?
24 karats, and you are nippin’ at my nose?
I’ll have your chestnuts over coals if you want to start a roast! 
Quite a bold start, but you won’t flow far, for you’re below parr.
Let’s see how dope your colds are, when I go hard with these gold bars!
You heretics just won’t learn what your lesson is-I reckon this, 
With you and Elsa picked, icebergs will now wreck a second ship!

Jack Frost:
Made an ass of yourself on the mic, battered by immorality
Pennies consume your thoughts with that greedy mentality!
(AAAHH!!)

King Midas:
Oh you seem surprised; I sense shock behind that smirked face.
I know, how surprising that the Golden Touch came in first place? 
*maniacal laugh*


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you! See you next year!

Jack Frost vs. King Midas - X Rap Battle #6.

Welcome back to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two super soldiers sent to rid the world from some unwanted guests, Master Chief versus Doomguy.

Evan as Master Chief
Dustin as Doomguy

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Dustin
Beat by: Hollywood Legend Productions
Cover by: Evan

Master Chief:
Cortana told me not to worry, you’re an enemy of no degree
Just the FPS that hasn’t been relevant since 93’
Hell’s no training for my heat, you’re a lost cause, it’s evident
The rules don’t apply to me Flynn, I’m known for cracking Covenants

Doomguy:
Open up your Bible, read the words, and you’ll be singing hits
Blood, Gore, Flesh, Metal, Death, Destruction, Chief I’m bringing yeah it’s
about to get messy, ya better get ready, cause Glory Killin is my speciality
I’m doing my duty, and doing it groovy, assassinating graciously 
You can Bungie right the fuck off, cause I’m the one that made you
just the face of Mountain Dew, it won’t take much to Quake too
My body count changed the game, you’re the Rated M make do
Go and ask Hayden, it’s impossible to break Doom

Master Chief:
The Tumblr super soldier’s gruesome without the execution
You’re Wolfenstein’s bastard child who only ripped Duke Nukem
Spit like jammed clip, well damn bitch, I hurt harder than your BFG
Sorry to strike a nerve, but you pushed Daisies on the beat
The UNSC MC Master Chief, you’ll never be ranked with me 
traded off so many times, but you’ll get fucked worse in my company 
Once this Marine’s up against my flood, he fares better washed out at sea
You see? I’ll be swimming in Nazi blood, left you for dead like Germany

Doomguy:
The bottom of the barrel can taste the bottom of my barrel
Barbie doll’s physique and attitude with G.I. Joe apparel 
You say you’re such tough shit, while I’ve seen deadlier in Chex Quest
So hail to the king, drop deep down on your knees and pray to me... bitch

Master Chief VS. Doomguy - Rap Battle EXE

aaaaand we're back!
MetaMachine as Cuphead
Chao as Megaman
Beat produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Trakked
Mixed by: Dustin
Written by: Trakked, Henry, Jason Carreon, B O R K, and Psytube
Chiseled by: Psytube, and Gengo

Battle:
(0:13) Cuphead:
Time to Roll on the mic! Pretty sure you got no Guts, Man
I'll collect his contract and knock him back in the trash can!
Bodying on the beat, with lines more hype than my game
While being within Smash is your only claim to fame
Speaking the same, projectiles won't save ya in this Wallop,
I'll bounce it back at ya, parry ya ‘till you’re the one droppin’
Spitting hot like a Kettle, my rhymes will leave ya Vaporized
‘Bout to leave this failure uglier than his Tekken design

(0:32) Mega Man:
Dropping Bass is my specialty, so prepare for a full blast
You’re a pour man’s Mickey Mouse, yet you think my remake’s half-assed
Like your Boss, I'll be serving you an Automatic loss
Took so many years for your cause, and you really think you’ve got me topped?
Became an unwanted fad yet you say I'm known cause of Smash?
Satan's Slave must be mad, with all of his beta raps!
Won a lot of Game Awards, but you still can't get on top my Level
When you're a greedy delinquent that “Dealt” with the Devil

(0:51) Cuphead:
You’re pretty Wily, but I don’t expect you to see the Light yet
I’m Super Art so; I'll break ya like porcelain! Priceless.
Beat the Devil himself, a yellow blob is what you're stopping
So outdated you should be renamed ”Living Under A Rockman”

(1:01) Mega Man:
Fame came from Fanbase shippings, the Old Kettle made you gay 
So worthless that on your first day out, you gambled your lives away
This battle’s steaming red hot, time to end ya like your story bro
Because your game’s so bad, people can’t even pass the tutorial

(1:10) Cuphead:
Praised by all my towns folks, when I kick your vol-Nuts and bolts
But it’s pretty cruel you Beat on subjects of mind-control
Over time you got subdued, then your fans flew the coop
It’s pretty ironic people admire the bosses over you! (AYY!)

(1:20) Mega Man:
Based off of me, but I wouldn't get near your fans, it's atrocious
So inaccurate with timing, you'd probably call mine “bogus”
A load of Poppy-Peacock I tell ya, your own clout’s in doubt
Made more a Ghost than your game, but you're used to getting Knocked Out!…

Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #6

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

Raichous as Mickey Mouse
TimeLord 103 as Bugs Bunny
MetaMachine as Felix the Cat
Raichous as Yogi Bear
Dustin as Popeye the Sailor

Beat by Allrounda
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Dustin

LYRICS:
MICKEY
Oh boy! Another boring modernized mascot
Get your gloves on, Bugs, and show me what you’ve got
I’m timeless and loved, your careers on the fence
With the past decade of poor jokes you’ve dispensed
You’re remembered for your sex jokes and bigotry
While I’m known for my kid friendly creativity
You’re boring compared to Daffy and the Pig
Silly old rabbit, tricks are for kids!

BUGS
Wrong rabbit, Doc, you're not even close
You’re from an intolerant time, and it shows
Hiding your mistakes, ‘cause you failed to have diversity
Sounds like you need a lesson from the Looniversity
Stick to your Steamboat, you can’t match my legacy
When I beat you, this’ll be a Merrie Melody
I’ve been performing for years to applause
Honestly, you should’ve just stuck to selling hotdogs

FELIX
You’re Merry-Go-Round broke down on the wrong street
I may be silent, but I’ll still make you meet your defeat
You’re both at a disadvantage here, so take my advice
Run away now, because cats eat rabbits and mice
You can’t stand to my magic bag full of raps
As soon as you showed up you stepped right into my trap
I’m unimpressed with those sad attempts that you call jokes
Call in Porky Pig to tell the audience “That’s All Folks!”

YOGI
Hey Boo-Boo, You better call the ranger
The park’s been invaded by some black and white strangers
You three against me, this fight isn’t fair
After all, I’m smarter than the average bear
I gotta say, you’re a pretty classic bunch
But you’re the last group I’d have over for lunch
You all did your best, but your loss was fantastic
I'm taking this win like a pic-a-nic basket

POPEYE
Alright, that’s enough, that’s all I can stand
Stand up to me, and I’ll bury you in the sand
You’ll wind up like Bluto, sad and alone
Wishing you had an Olive Oyl of your own
As expected, you’re all just bark and no bite
I am what I am, and that’s the winner of this fight
Put up your dukes, because you toons are finished
Cause Popeye the Sailor has eaten his Spinach (Popeye laugh)

Mickey Mouse vs. Bugs Bunny - Raichous Rap Battles

The WWE Superstar John Cena goes up against the famous actor from Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage in a rap battle for the SMRB Championship

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest by Rabi 
Beat: by Audio Network
Beat edited by Dani and Fight
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon and Fight
Cast
Announcer: Vlad
Johnny Cage: Alex The Beast
@user-650786333-593076861
John Cena: Seth
@seth-wisniewski-1:

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far 
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY 

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

Johnny Cage vs John Cena. Stop Motion Rap Battles

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

Snakebite126 as Gengar
Alex the Beast as Enderman

Gengar:
Everyone’s favourite pokémon enters in your ring
Rapping against the guy who made deserts more boring?
As a seasoned poltergeist, I could have you out cold on the floor in a second
I’d take a door and I’d break your jaw but it looks like you saved me the effort
I’m Gengar, all the kids are scared of me, let’s take a look at this long armed skinny thing
Man used to be a bigshot enemy till kids turned his ass to a mob farm guinea pig
No prank could compare to this mockery, what’s this fucker even gonna do, chuck a block at me
I’m the power making people cower at the doorstep of the tower while you can’t even stand still properly

Enderman:
It’s cute that baby’s first ghost wants to call me second rate
I’d feel bad crippling you more, you already lost Levitate
Aww, you’re the ace of Agatha? I’m the ace of a fucking dragon bruh
Should go back to your birthday party haunted house when you’re facing this massacre ravager
I'm teleporting when I'm in my Haunting watch all players scream when they see me
While this scrambled egg wants to diss on my game when his scariest squad is called fucking Team Meanies
So don’t think you’ll beat me, ooh, I’m lord of the desert so yeah I’m more than effective at beating Haunter With Legs up
The thought of a trainer ever having fought with your setup, I’d have abandoned you too if I saw those defences
I’m actually better through patches, it’s terror that all Gamefreak did to you’s trash out your mega
So crack from the pressure or come at me with your Gigantamax form looking half in the Nether
I stack up against ya and it’s not just height, put moving around forks against a real pro’s fright
I’ll wipe that grin off your face and there is no escaping, how could you miss with those eyes

Gengar:
Can’t think of decent material when we clash, Ender?
I haven’t seen you this stumped since your smash render
All that glitchy teleporting for a 50% lame drop?
The only End you lead me to is switching the fucking game off
(Fast Rap)
This little freak bag wants to be more than a cheap gag?
Even those arms couldn’t reach that
Flee fast, you had no direction in that rap
Expected better from a glorified Satnav
Don’t need a lizard eye to see who’s winning
I mean just look at this B class villain
Spawn in the hundreds and sold out as plushes
My guy’s basically The End’s Minions

Enderman:
There’s simply no match when I’m up against this desperate dead blob
I’d drop you low as your Pokkén tier if I could get past bedrock
‘Bout time I end this fight and this pathetic sight leave you more withered than your shiny when I strike
Gonna send your ass back to the tower and- oh endermites (he gets slashed in half by steve it makes more sense with the video)

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Anywaywell

Enderman vs Gengar - Psytube Rap Battles

RAICHOUS RAP BATTLES IS GOING TO BE POSTED TO @raichous-rap-battles STARTING FROM SEASON 2!