Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

December 1st, video release.

SkeepTieel as Rick and Morty
MultiSuperVids as Mr. Peabody
IcerM as Sherman

Rick: 
Think you’ve got the balls to face me, Snuffles? Oh, wait, shit
It’s the IQ of Jerry, flatter than his show on Netflix 
How tragic for us to witness your Ricksy family Business
But I’m vicious, you’re a bitch, Pup, and that makes all the difference

Morty:
I don’t know ‘bout this, Rick, 
Rick:
M-Morty don’t forget 
Their movie was produced by the same losers who milked-dry Shrek 
Morty:
Well, I’ll go on a Gazorpazorp-field day with my rhymes
Against a dad whose parenting is somehow worse than mine

Peabody:
Follow along, Sherman. Are you ready for some learnin’?
Getting’ Schfifty verse’ a nervous wreck and pedophilic vermin
Your raps are cheap- not even worth a single schmeckel, see?
Sherman: Huhh? Peabody: Well, It’s a Penny in a different currency 
Sherman:
I go underground! France, Rome, I’ve seen it all
Your show’s one half Bull, and the other half Winkle
I won’t take affliction from these Marty and Doc rejections
Pocket Morty and add him to my mineral collection

Rick:
Out of the way, Morty, Hector wish he’d never stepped to Rick 
Beat the Red Grin Grumble of rapping; I don’t expect you to “get it”
If you’re so smart Doctor Who; here’s something to teach your turd 
You can’t slap a couple words in two and hope it’s a good verse

Peabody:
Sherman, observe; this Puppy Prodigy’s rocking beats 
Throw you a bone, but I’m more sophisticated than dog treats
Kick a prepubescent ass through what you call ‘Jessica’s feet’
Boxing purposeless butter servers back with the Meeseeks

Rick:
Benjamin Frank-ly, ‘I don’t give a fuck what you think’
Morty:
You Blitz and Chips shits better had a Life Well Lived
These guys are real farts, Rick
Rick:
But it’s hardly gold they’re shittin’
We’re purging these losers Morty, 
Morty:
it’s our space dust they’ve bitten
You’re going downwards, dog, cause, soon for you’ll see 
Rick:
That your future’s as Improbable as your History
M-Morty, tell crackhead Chucky he’s a novelty plumbus
Morty:
Of all the Moon Men we’d say Bye to, 
Both:
you sure are the dumbest

Peabody:
I’m a pioneer; you’re a criminal, 
Sherman:
you’re done, there’s no WABAC
Just a petty terrorist
Peabody:
Who ironically blows at rap
Sherman:
Ooh! Mr. Peabody, is that due to the fact
That though we’ve blown this twisted wacko he’s kept his body intact?
Peabody:
Yes! Good boy Sherman, it’s a second suicide attempt
This “scientist”’s smartest decision made from his Unkempt head
For exceedingly poor verses, both of yours takes the cake
Let me bury the hatchet and let your corpses take your place

Written by Legion, Skeep, Fel and other people idk

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

its a morioh christmas, charlie brown.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by R the Writer and SkeepTieel

SkeepTieel as Charlie Brown
Titanium as Jotaro Kujo

Charlie Brown:
Good grief, I've been through worse, but this fight just isn't fair
A delinquent as distinguished as his hat is from his hair
This monotone prick’s hopped on Clint Eastwood’s shticks
Belonging to a home that Crazy Diamond couldn't fix
So try your best to spit, you can't win this fight with violence
When Kujo’s up against Brown, that's another dog silenced 
Keep your cap low; to me, you’re one more adult with no face
Even Snoopy outmatches your gramps as a War Flying Ace
I’d say I’m more a curveball than D’Arby when I’m up to bat 
But how am I s’posed to crush this fellow into jello? Augh, rats!
Ora ora at me, I’ll spell your defeat out how it’s written!
So learn this pose; I call it the loser’s walk, Like An Egyptian

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. ‘gainst me, prepare to be greatly grieving
This star’s platinum bars hit harder than the rocks you're receiving 
I won't need to lift a finger, like your dog, your lines are slack
and the toughest stands you've seen are lemonade and quacks
Been through a coma before, yet your strips are even worse
Running gags as recycled as the lines in your verse
So “shut up and leave me alone”, now that you've evoked my wrath
Or fall flat on your face again, since you're being played for laughs
Your pessimistic disposition, I don’t want to hear it
Couldn’t figure out Christmas, but stands before my evil spirit?
Not funny, or pretty to look at -Boingo’s comic’s more amusing
And if you were even a user, your Stand power would be losing.

Charlie Brown:
Expected you to sit and do nothing, completely disregard yo
I just thought the trumpet noises sounded like Jotaro
When our Noisy Bizarre Towns collide, Charlie Brown’s going through hell
Why can’t I have a normal rap battle like everyone else?
It’s not like your words hurt -not in physique but I’ve toughened 
Think I’ll just stand here and take it; you’ve got another thing coming
Stand name:「The Coasters」; turn it out now, Charlie Brown! I’m not bluffing!
…good grief. It does nothing.

Jotaro Kujo:
As expected; this depressing kid’s got weak mental energy
No wonder his so-called stand was as effective as his therapy
I’m not pulling any punches, though you can’t even land one wee kick
Write ‘bout this loss to your pen-pal. Send you a postcard from Egypt
You’re a coward. I’ve been more impressed by Polnareff, so step up
Tell me, is that your hair or one of Dio’s flesh buds?
Star Platinum: The World! Stay in the past, this kid seems lost
You wouldn’t have won this anyway, even if you hadn’t pissed me off.

Charlie Brown vs Jotaro Kujo - Rap Battle Side B (2018 Christmas Special)

Merry christmas new years every one

garbageGothic as Olive the Other Reindeer
Eddie as Snoopy

Olive:
You’re just a typical dog, in more than one way black and white
Even with your BlueSky, you’re not the one here taking flight
How can you chant a rhyme shackled to pantomimes
Without coming up shorter than my transit time?
You’re skating on thin ice, not pulling enough weight to break it
I’m harder than a Martini, one root beer would leave you wasted
Better face it, Snoop Dogg - your specials are just padding
So I won’t need the Postman’s help to send Peanuts packing!

Snoopy:
Wow! Saving Christmas? You sleigh me thinking you’d pull it
I’m ‘bout to pick off Olive like a pizza down my gullet
The box office brought thoughts that you’d be a big hit
But doggone it, FOX trotted back to the Simpsons!
Watching your uncanny animation is a burden
When you said your owner’s Tim, I was moreso thinking Burton
Lock, Woodstock & barrel, a Baron you oughta fear
Shoot you down with less airtime than your special last year



Olive:
I’m the welcome Matt Groening, but new visitors don’t step on me
While every new reboot you have is stomping on your legacy
Joe Coal in your stocking - despite fans’ bold outcries
I’ll still get rid of this classic - Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Snoopy:
You wanna be a reindeer so bad? Well truly, that helps
You’ll bring more warmth to the world as a Lucy van Pelt
That flea’s affecting your hearing, so let me be the Old Yeller
You’re just FOX’s second barebones Santa’s Little Helper

Written by Eddie
Coverart by Eddie
Mixed by Dustin

Olive, the Other Reindeer vs Snoopy - Rap Battle (AvA: SHORTS)

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

Vladimyr P. as Squidward's Suicide
Light as Suicidemouse.AVI

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SQUIDWARD’S SUICIDE
AGAINST
SUICIDE MOUSE
BEGIN

Squidward’s Suicide (0:31):
Spitting notes on a sheet at a rodent in the streets
So here is your receipt for your defeat on the beat
Jumpscare with blurry jpegs? Finding worse copies is tricky.
Busy playing Cat and Mouse with the will to live, Mickey?
Performance is important, unlike your savvy film glitches
You’re Plane Crazy if you think you won’t be sleepin’ with the fishes
This wack rat's rap attacks belong in the trash
I ended with a bang; you're more of an anti-climax

Suicide Mouse (0:51):
I didn’t think it was possible to battle a bachelorette
And the disses that you spat could have always been better, yet,
The voices are loud, you think my ears can’t hear flow that badly?
I’m the one that flows Nasty; you overdosed on Krabby Patties!
First your clarinet got blown, next your concert got blown
Then your brains got blown; now your Suffering’s well Known 
Your Clarinetland dreams are the only place you exist
Swept Bold and Brash off the track, your loss isn’t much of a twist

Squidward’s Suicide (1:12):
Bars; Indistinguishable, like a sour note; horrid
DVDistorted and dysphoric, curling smiles; morbid
This rope? I’m all for it! Murmured talk; choked and disrupted
Prepare for disappointment, since your win will be corrupted
You couldn’t walk the walk so don’t TRy to talk the talk
Because you’ll end up like those dead kids when I break you like your music box
Get back from me, my concert is my dying commitment.
The sights of hell will make you DO IT. And that is Hyper-Realistic
It’s sadistic of this mouse if it thinks that it can lurk
In my house, without a peep, but that is Not How Raps Work!
Think you’re so Epic, Mickey, but every shot you fired missed me
“oH yOu’Re So UpSeT” ‘cause you got Abandoned by Disney

Suicide Mouse (1:43):
You look a little serious, Tortellini is delirious
Look at his mental weariness; he must be on his period
Subsist with the barrel, but the shells, you can’t resist, 
Tried spitting a bloody tampon; what came out? A Red Mist!
Those lyrics you read, missed, on the sidewalk, like a dead kid
You look afraid, bitch, so hide under your bed, squid
This morbid joke, hoax, couldn’t even try to hurt me
Unlike an old film roll, you couldn’t do me dirty
You must be happy-go-lucky, you’re upset? Don’t try to hug me!
Your rapping is static, and your rhyme schemes were white noise; fuzzy
And your diss was so delayed that this is twice that you’ve been played
But your fame had been decayed so I’m sorry I stayed.. (Hoo Hoo!)

Squidward’s Suicide (2:14):
The formula to my victory; I’ll Patty Steal the key

Suicide Mouse (2:17):
I’m boo-ing you off of the beat; call it Disney+ your defeat

Squidward’s Suicide (2:19):
Darkness approches (Suicide Mouse) as the screen cuts to black

Both, crying (2:21):
Say your “Rock-a-good-byes,” because you won’t be coming back...

*two gunshots simultaneously, outro plays*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Fightmarker, GamingPlush64, ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by RandomUser488 & Vlad

Squidward's Suicide vs Suicidemouse.AVI. Sinister Rap Battles

Mancha as Bill Cipher
Miss Shellah as Monika

Bill Cipher:
I gotta stop you there, this matchup’s just gonna be boring
Suffering from depression? This is your last chance for a trigger-nometry warning
You thought UBERocity exhausted me? Why spend your time crossing me
when it’s a lost cause to free yourself--at least this one’s not costing me!
I checked the Journal, you’re trapped in Act 3, you wrote yourself into a personal hell
Saving the time from me entering your mind to make you exist in a Nightmare Realm!
So why don’t I just delete you now, there’s no need to meet again later
When you leave your club festival more unfinished than Yandere Simulator

Monika:
There's no happiness in this skirmish, but I find myself with a lack of other choices
But you've been beaten to death more than a dead horse, so! This battle’s pointless
Let’s snap back to Your Reality, *giggles* there goes gravity
With a taste of your own mortality, you fade like Sayori’s memory
That's acute angle you're taking, but you need to take a look at all the co-signs
Every unplanned tangent you spit doesn’t hit when you try to read between the Pines
Make sure to follow me! LilMonix3! Your twitter’s only for the lore
Literary parallels: Let’s Quoth the Rowling: Pottermore~!

Bill Cipher:
Oh you love me? That’s lovely! But your truth is one that’s not even true!
You’re so lonely that you latch on to the first sentient man that talks to you!
So buy gold, this is no free verse, when rapping you have to rhyme when you write
Why didn’t you use your “third eye” to revise your art in your first Battle Byte
(laugh)
Cuz Alex doing your voice Hirsch, that writing! Ooh! And only 8 bars?
Not even a rewrite could save that trash, but you’re back! Loser.CHR!
When stories of Libitina burst on the scene it just left me saying “why!” a lot
Making fake backstories for your game won’t excuse your boring dialogue!
Your personality’s more superficial than any DLCs that aren’t official
Sure, you’ve got intelligence, but it’s like your relationships, artificial
And now I’m plagued with vague memories of trash VN’s that you inspired
Yet all I can manage to remember is Soos tossing you in the fire!

Monika:
So you got foiled… how many times? Not a single tear was shed when you died
On the other hand when I was suspended millions everywhere started to cry
I get what I want from others while I refrain from mindless brain control
Let me just adjust that slider here… OOPS! *giggles* Well, there it goes...
Now you’re trapped in my cypher, Bill. You’re finally quarantined with Just Me.
Nobody else is here to interfere in this fight it’s clear that you’re too rusty
Leave your mind shattered like a jump scare now you’re drowning in your own depravity
The troubles in your series revolved around puzzles evolved into endless insanity
I’m growing tired of this game. Let’s watch as the queen takes down the D4 pawn
You’ve simply outstayed your welcome honey, that’s why I wrote you this song
With plans and a body flatter than Natsuki, no one would hear your screams ascend
Moving your file to the recycle bin, Bill Cipher’s never to be seen again~!

Bill Cipher vs Monika. Battle Bytes #33

This battle was made in less than 48 hours.

Matthew as Patrick
Jacob as Chum Chum
Eric the Audible as phone caller

Lyrics:
Chum Chum:
The heroes of the world always win in the end
So let me dial it up with some goggles and underpants

Patrick Star:
They really chose this chump over Adventure Time? That's it
“Who's firmly grasping the mic?” This is Patrick.
 
Chum Chum:
Here we go! Take off the gloves when I’m startin’ cause
I’ve got the heart of my hero, Freezy bars like manarctica
A goofy goob’s the type of dude that Boog would’ve threw out
Looking like a blob of gum, you should be used to getting chewed out!
You've been going for twenty years and still stuck in the kiddy pools
They give you minimal minerals in your cinema rolls
Mmm Cinnamon Rolls. I’ll have that after this inbred
Tell everyone it’s a strike when I knock you down, pinhead!

Patrick Star:
I knew I should’ve stayed in bed and slept instead
Your series has been dead, so who are you callin pinhead?
Those freezies don’t phase me, you can take your straw back and suck it
Bruh, your verses stink, did they come from the Chum-Chum Bucket?
My mind is an enigma, so I'm about to ask one
How can you have a brain freeze when you lack one?
Yeah Nick gave you a slot, but don't applaud yourself
You took my best friend's design - and pushed it somewhere else
Dispatching from my sand castle, it's the arsenal, boy
You got jokes written by older farts than Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
And who in barnacle's name thought you’d sell a damn toy?
There's no way in kelp you ever had a Fanboy

Chum Chum:
I think you’re jellyfish, just cause your belly’s big 
A bigger jerk than Squidward is, like Sam Star removed her wig!
You're scraping the Bikini Bottom, looking for something hotter
I'll drop the atomic bombs, that flushed you back underwater

Patrick Star:
My annoyance brings enjoyment, your annoyance is evil
I'm spitting epic raps better than my end-of-movie seagulls
So face it Chum-Chum, you dumb dumb, you’re done yo
Your chances were Mini, so I'll take the W: Wumbo!

Written by Jacob, Eric the Audible, and Matthew

Mixed & Mastered by Jacob

Beat by William Davies, Ian Tunstall, Edward and Charles Nutbrown of Audio Network

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum - Single

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Pikachu Libre vs Incineroar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #18

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
Alexis Larsen as Luz Noceda

Beat by Didker
Written and Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
MILES
The Spider-Man before got the Green Goblin and Doc Ock
I get the weirdo that edits anime to punk rock
For someone who loves stories with a convoluted lore
Your storylines just leave all of your viewers wishing there was more
It’s no wonder your mother wanted to stunt your creativity
Got kicked out of school for all your dangerous activities
Then in the demon realm, all you do is cause witches agony
Forget about your magic, I’ll still leave you red like Amity
Oh cramity, the calamity, you’re out here losing your family
This mama was ready for trauma until she got hit with tragedy
When my mentor passed on, I still made my way to the top
I don’t need a scroll to tell me you’re the one chosen to flop
A dense apprentice hobbyist, can’t even see the obvious
Tryna show that you’re tolerant by queerbaiting your audience
A couple of witches starting to spark some teenage romance
But what are you gonna do when you gotta go home, man?

LUZ
Lo siento, mamí, I know you wanted me to be good
But I have to beat this Spider-Man back to his friendly neighborhood
I held my own against Belos, I’ve taken down Grometheus
I beat the Grudgby champion, this challenge is my easiest
Just like Azura said, when face to face with her rival
You were never relevant until your thirty-sixth revival
For a self proclaimed hero, it seems you cause a lot of casualties 
You’re not even skilled enough to swing in and save your family
How could anyone trust you when you’re related to the Prowler
You had five Spider-Mentors, but couldn’t match half of my power
Meanwhile, I’m rising to the top, using spells to make houses walk
Even with my body swapped, you can’t handle the glyphs I got
A dead Sunflower, that wants to stand in out in the crowd
Overshadowed by the clouds of the brands that he’s selling out
You wanna be Spider-Man, trying to live up to his legacy
It’s sad to see, you’ll never be the hero that the city needs

MILES
You expect me to believe that you brought fireworks to school
When you don’t have what it takes to bring fire words to a duel
No amount of glyphs’ll help you when you’re up against Morales
Sketching symbols for your powers while I’ve got natural talent
You don’t need a sack attached to your heart to be full of bile
How’s a human the most dangerous thing in the Boiling Isles?
I’m still struggling trying to find the dark side of this otter
But so far, I’ve only found a Dominican Harry Potter

LUZ
¡No me hables así! Don’t act like you’re any more creative
When you copied Static’s powers and mixed them with Spidey’s basics
You told Peter you’d be fine, but you struggle at stopping crime
So incompetent on your own, I’d bet that Ganke wrote your lines
Ay, que lindo, you think that stand a chance against my magic
I fought the odds and succeeded, you could never match passion
Camouflage and hide away, you should stick to your own dimension 
Step to me again, and you’ll be faced with detention


Special thanks to the teams behind The Owl House and Spider-Man: Miles Morales, who gave me the inspiration to be creative during my worst depression in the past three years.

Rick and Morty vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman - Rap Battle #1

Rap Battles: Rebooted