In the year of our holy lord 2023, the god John Pork descended upon the populace. And His Word became GOSPEL to the folk. 3 men in particular, were selected to transcribe the information thus spoken by His Porky Self. In His Honor, they were renamed to the following: General Admiral Sergeant Porkinson Esq. IV, Doctor Sir Professor Pork PHD., and Uncle Pork.

And now, Jim Pee has driven the charge to slay John Pork and his Followers. Jim Pee will attempt to be exalted, and we cannot let him acheive such feats of progress. This is the album of the future - the possibilities are endless, if we choose to stroll the aisles of passion. Passionate the sauce has become. The Following has grown beyond the reach of the Pork itself. We thank those who have partaken in the Gospels; the true love for music is not only in "parody", but also in spirit.


Here are some statements from the Followers of His Gospel:

"We are outstanded with the success that inspires us. No matter what, the awesomesauce fuels us. Thank you for everything, you saucers." - John Pork II

"There will be consequences after this album." - General Admiral Sergeant Porkinson Esq. IV

"The consequences will be immense." - Uncle Pork

"I will permanently ruin all your toilets." - Doctor Sir Professor Pork Ph.D.

"The Immense Doom is near"  - Art Pork III

(managed by John Pork II)

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ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE JONATHAN PORK FOUNDATION. MAY HE REST FOR OUR SINS.

Thank you.

battery bacon burger

Intro

In the year of our holy lord 2023, the god Jim Pee descended upon the populace. And His Word became GOSPEL to the folk. Many were there to see His Actions, and now the scum of John Pork has been cleansed. This is a statement from Himself, in the flesh:

"John Pork is the enemy." - Jim Pee

Double Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone Scoop (My Remarks To My Floorboards)

Sunroof No 9

Pluh Pizza

Let's Play 8 Ball

SHE CALL ON MY SAUL

sixteen minutes ago

In the year of our holy lord 2023, the god Jim Pee descended upon the populace. And His Word became GOSPEL to the folk. Many were there to see His Actions, and now the scum of John Pork- 

In reality of the year of our holy lord 2023, 3 men in particular, were selected to transcribe the information thus spoken by His Porky Self. In His Honor, they were renamed to the following: General Admiral Sergeant Porkinson Esq. IV, Doctor Sir Professor Pork PHD., and Uncle Pork. They were lying on a bench one notable day, with a cat named Bitty. Such inspirations were key in the mind of the General Admiral, who then transposed wonders unforeseen to the common folk - the initial Gospel's composition  would remain to the wayside as other Gospels were finished in the meantime. A brilliant mind by the name of Sir Pork A Lot snuck their way into the Awesomesauce HQ, as he wished to be inspired once more. When listening to the track, the Sir Pork A Lot had new ideas, and thus, adds their own share of lyrical genius onto the track. The Doctor and the Uncle also appear after their trip to the Oyster Bar - winners only. 

"The best shit since sliced bananas." - Sir Pork A Lot

"I ate a man alive tonight; February 17th, 2024 seems to be a reasonably good time to reveal this." - Uncle Pork

"im sittin on my roach" ~ Doctor Sir Professor Pork PhD

"the cat will be on the couch soon, i eat my yogurt with a fork." - the pork with fork (General Admiral Sergeant Pork Esq. IV) 

"i will bitty beam that" - bitty