In the year of our holy lord 2023, the god John Pork descended upon the populace. And His Word became GOSPEL to the folk. 3 men in particular, were selected to transcribe the information thus spoken by His Porky Self. In His Honor, they were renamed to the following: General Admiral Sergeant Porkinson Esq. IV, Doctor Sir Professor Pork PHD., and Uncle Pork.

And now, Jim Pee has driven the charge to slay John Pork and his Followers. Jim Pee will attempt to be exalted, and we cannot let him acheive such feats of progress. This is the album of the future - the possibilities are endless, if we choose to stroll the aisles of passion. Passionate the sauce has become. The Following has grown beyond the reach of the Pork itself. We thank those who have partaken in the Gospels; the true love for music is not only in "parody", but also in spirit.


Here are some statements from the Followers of His Gospel:

"We are outstanded with the success that inspires us. No matter what, the awesomesauce fuels us. Thank you for everything, you saucers." - John Pork II

"There will be consequences after this album." - General Admiral Sergeant Porkinson Esq. IV

"The consequences will be immense." - Uncle Pork

"I will permanently ruin all your toilets." - Doctor Sir Professor Pork Ph.D.

"The Immense Doom is near"  - Art Pork III

(managed by John Pork II)

Copyright Pork Records© 2023

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE JONATHAN PORK FOUNDATION. MAY HE REST FOR OUR SINS.

Thank you.

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