Look, it's late on a Sunday so let's cut to the chase. 

In this one, Joe tells a blood-curdling foot story to curry favour with the producers of any horror podcast who'll have him. Log discovers a gassy missus in the filthy missives of James Joyce, who is also his dad now by the way. Steve is in attendance, as per the court order.

refresh my membery

436: Sleepless Farting Joyce Wife

I once said boo to a goose and it laid an egg, and inside the egg was a piece of paper, and on the paper there was a joke. "Q: What do you get if you cross a camel with a goose? A: Goose bumps." Naturally I was furious for having had my time wasted on this nonsense goose whimsy, but by the time I looked up the goose had fled. The bad joke was a defence mechanism to prevent people getting near to me, I mean near to the goose.

In this episode: Log has had his willy swiped by a wily enchantress. Joe gets wrapped up in the world of non-fungible tokens. And speaking of token, Steve contributes a low-effort Murray Walker bit that I suppose he thinks passes for a feature these days.

fung our tokens

437: The Spooky April Edition

In this very special episode of Regular Features, we tackle the real issues facing our societies todays, what are named of: kayak mishaps, duck tits, Channel 4 anchors, a jungle disease (red flower), some guys who live in a bed even way after they're dead, and what to do about a Tim Allen.

Excuse me, but please save your laughs for another episode, because it's time we got serious, and that's not even a joke.

click if u got affect

440: A Very Special Episode

We interrupt your regularly scheduled features to bring you this very special report about a prince.

The music "Raving Energy" which appears in the nightclub scene where we're all dancing and having fun when we find out Prince Philip is dead is by artist Kevin MacLeod.

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5029-raving-energy
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

prince

441: Just The Word "Prince" By Itself All Solemn Like

Excerpt from the fifth album of The Library Music Institute, "Modular Drawings" (Snow in Water Records, release date : 8 january 2020).

Modular Drawings - excerpt 02

I am very excited to bring out my first collaboration with my Darksiders confederate Mood Exhibit. This track pairs with the other new track of ours, “Surrender”, which will be found in his profile:@r-salchaks-mood-exhibit

Mood Exhibit - granular cello manipulations/synthesizer
Pfaender - original cello performance source, strings and percs

Pfaender & Mood Exhibit - Resist

Herbert Weisrock - Baritone saxophone
Thomas Sander - Guitar/Electronics
Thomas Sander - Arrangement/Composition

TWO MOONS I

Boson Spin - Ambient Bite 522

OneAmbient4 - Life On Earth And Beyond [WIP]

The Double Toasted podcast review SHADOW IN THE CLOUD.

SHADOW IN THE CLOUD - Double Toasted Audio Review

I'm writing this in the bath, so I'll be brief. In this episode, Steve reports on how the newest Martian rover narrowly avoided wasp-induced catastrophe. Joe reveals he is Sia's honest-to-goodness cousin and demands access to his rightful family fortune. And Log has gone koo-koo bananas for the latest Yakuza game for the games computer.

Whoops I got some suds on the podcast.

probe our surface

434: Now You Sia, Now You Don't

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week