Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
Thank you all for stopping by we hope you enjoyed the show

Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Michaela Laws as Queen of Hearts
Cami-Cat as Wicked Witch of the West

Queen of Hearts:
I am not amused, nor am I entertained;
If I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid
To sweep up this wizard of oozing the moment they forecast a spell of rain!
I've been reigning non-stop; you're a coward
who waited with monkeys on top of a tower,
So now you've a stench like some Jabberwocky droppings,
how about you be a doll and go pop in a shower?
Your Hatter is Madder than usual;
that whole traffic cone cap, you don't suit at all!
You can't value your head; you're so damn executable,
even came dressed for your funeral!
Now, here's the hottest tea you could fill a teapot with!
Went from modesty to the Scary Poppins!
You're the one broad who can stand next to Harry Osborn and look lots more like a Green Goblin!

Wicked Witch of the West:
You've dealt a bad hand with those atrocious rhymes, so hit me!
Man, I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty!
This time, the witch will do the burning! In a rap battle, I flame non-stop
With the fire to make you Krispy when I Snap, Cackle, and then Pop off!
Alice should give you the bottle instead;
you need a shrink, since you're off with your head!
Like a rose, I can paint your whole body in red,
but they ain't got an axe that could chop through your neck!
Step to my pentagram, with a pen in hand;
cue the temper tantrum - you're a petty brat!
It's so funny your country is named so apt:
I'm wondering if your punches will ever land!
Don't ya come for my monkey huntsman,
when you're undercut by a munchkin husband
Who frees citizens from your dusty dungeon!
He's Tweedle Dinky; you're the Tweedle Dumb one!
I'm surprised that crown even fits at all;
you looked less round on my crystal ball!
Shut that pie hole amidst this brawl,
before somebody might trip and fall!

Queen of Hearts:
I get the crowd loud when I'm picked as a spitter!
Bring the house down; you'll get squished like your sister!
Finish foul-mouthing, freak frivolous fibber,
Or have it gouged out like it is a tongue-twister!
Who is the most inconsistently-written whack villain in fiction?
I think it's the fraud with the slippers.
Is that fake wizard your dad, or a fling that you kissed then? You Freudian slipper!
Don't toy with me, bitch!
I got a kingdom: I run unopposed!
Your soldiers rejoiced when you split!
It wasn't a secret they hated you; doesn't take much to go under that nose!
You look like an ugly Fiona, except you've been stuck as the ogre; just make a potion.
And it might've been fine in 1939, but in today's climate, you're still aquaphobic?
NO NO NO! That's not how I wanted it!
Throw those roses and plant me some poppy seeds,
'Cuz I'd rather nod off to sleep!
You may defy only gravity, not the queen!
How wicked, it's your bitter end!
There's no fake-out; after this, you're dead!
Let us sing songs while she's ripped to shreds!
Off with - ding dong, THE WITCH'S HEAD!

Wicked Witch of the West:
There's no lady as lazy as Bridget is.
If you could, you would probably make the flamingo spit!
Going through hoops and you're still never winning this,
and you aren't getting past me; I'm no Wicket Witch!
Governed by hearsay; your man should abort ship!
Don't hear what he says: it's kangaroo courtship!
"My pretty" is simply too generous; you are my "hideous-blob-on-the-brink-of-divorcing"!
How bizarre, with a thousand of lousy guards,
all I'd lose is a round of hearts!
No twister to rip her grounds apart;
I could huff and puff to down your house of cards!
You and that menace Toto act the same;
you both then became a damn basket-case!
Though you lack any bite, you explode with rage
and only can choke on that cone of shame!
So let them eat tarts, or that head will loosen;
from French pastries to French Revolution!
You entered a threat, but then left a doofus;
you're destined to fail in execution!

Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West - Rap Battle!

Bowser vs Ice King / Central Rap Battles (Feat Freshy Kanal)

We Know What Scares You

We Know What Scares You (Hayve Remix)

Agoti - Jinu
Ruv - Mystery
Whitty - Abby
Tabi - Romance
Baby - Julian

YOUR IDOL - But FNF Cover

[Verse 1]
Grew from vines that never saw the day,
Laughed alone where cobwebs stay.
Her stitched-up heart begins to hum,
The doll awakes, the guests will come.
She smiles wide, the curtains shake,
Each footstep hers to take.

[Verse 2]
Sugar hair and amber thread,
Eyes that gleam a hunger red.
She turns her doll and mouths its name,
The room forgets why it came.
Each tick inside her tiny chest
Beats in time with all the rest.

[Chorus]
Spin the thread, pull it tight,
The jack-o’lantern steals the light.
Take my hand, we play pretend,
You’ll never leave my porcelain friend.
Spin the thread, pull it tight,
The jack-o’lantern steals the light.
Take my hand, we play pretend,
You’ll never leave my porcelain friend.

[Verse 3]
Pumpkin dress and tattered seams,
She drinks the air between your screams.
The laughter comes from something near,
A shadow hums inside your ear.
You try to leave, the floorboards bend,
She smiles—“we can play again.”

[Bridge]
Count to seven, don’t be late,
The mirror hums, the door won’t wait.
Four for sorrow, six for sin,
Seven’s where the games begin.

[solo]

[Chorus]
Spin the thread, pull it tight,
The jack-o’lantern steals the light.
Take my hand, we play pretend,
You’ll never leave my porcelain friend.
Spin the thread, pull it tight,
The jack-o’lantern steals the light.
Take my hand, we play pretend,
You’ll never leave my porcelain friend.

[Outro]
The doll still smiles when candles end,
My porcelain friend.

My Porcelain Friend - Pumpkin Pie Cookie Song (CookieRun: Kingdom)

[Verse 1]
Pressure rising in my chest
Every move must pass the test
Lost command, now I’m taking it slow
I can feel the static hum
From the things I’ve left undone
In the haze where my secrets grow

[Pre-Chorus]
Tried to bind me, thought I’d disappear
But control is crystal clear

[Chorus]
Through the smoke, I can read the field
Every flaw, every fault revealed
Through the smoke, I can feel the strain
But I’ll never lose command again
No forgiveness, just the proof I show
Through the smoke, I’m in control

[Verse 2]
Every order left its mark
Echoes stirring in the dark
Still I weigh what I lost and gained
Once I bent to a gilded rule
Now I see what power made me fool
I won’t make that trade again

[Pre-Chorus]
They can doubt me, call it what they will
But I’m holding steady still

[Chorus]
Through the smoke, I can read the field
Every flaw, every fault revealed
Through the smoke, I can feel the strain
But I’ll never lose command again
No forgiveness, just the proof I show
Through the smoke, I’m in control

[Bridge / Solo section]
One mistake and the city fell
I wore the blame like a spell
Now the ghosts obey the sound I make
Every breath, another risk I take

[instrumental]

[Final Chorus]
Through the smoke, I can read the field
Every flaw, every fault revealed
Through the smoke, I can feel the strain
But I’ll never lose command again
No forgiveness, just the proof I show
Through the smoke—
I’m in control

Through the Smoke - Smoked Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

[Verse 1]
Stare at the shadow at the top of the frame
Never a crown, just a glimmer of shame
Turned from the mirror, tried running from pain
A memory flickers and calls out my name
All of the answers dissolve in the mist
Light at my back, but the truth always twists

[Pre-Chorus]
I know I’m breaking, I know I’m breaking
I know I’m breaking apart
I know I’m breaking, I know I’m breaking
I know I’m breaking apart

[Chorus]
(Oh no, it hurts) Every time I see the mask
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass
(Oh no, it hurts) Every time I see the mask
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass

[Refrain]
Climb until your hope is gone
Watch your strength become undone
Climb until your hope is gone
Watch your strength become undone

[Verse 2]
Struck by the silence that won’t let you breathe
Hand on the gate and a voice underneath
Whispers that cut you and beg you to bleed
Empty reflections, impossible need
Pulled by a promise that slips through your hands
Light up ahead, but you don’t understand

[Chorus]
(Oh no, it hurts) Every time I see the mask
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass
(Oh no, it hurts) Every time I see the mask
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass

[Bridge]
Shield on the spirit, a shatter in place
Echoes that bite as you spiral in space
Crushed by the pressure, you’re slipping again
Bleeding the truth that you’ll never defend

[Refrain]
Climb until your hope is gone
Watch your strength become undone
Climb until your hope is gone
Watch your strength become undone

[Chorus]
(Oh no, it hurts) Every time I see the mask
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass
(Oh no, it hurts) Every time I see the mask
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass

[Outro]
(Oh no, it hurts) Tried to pass
(Oh no, I am) Tried to pass
(Oh no, it hurts) Tried to pass
(Oh no, I am) Everything I tried to pass
(Oh no, it hurts) Tried to pass
(Oh no, I am) Tried to pass
(Oh no)

I Know I’m Breaking (Halloween Version) - Truthless Recluse Song

[Verse 1]
Each time I share a truth, the silence grows
Their faces blur, their meaning goes
I wrote the proof across the glass
And watched the logic fail to last

Each time I dream, the dream decays
Its numbers change in stranger ways
They nod along, but never see
The error buried deep in me

[Verse 2]
Each time I lift the veil, the figures lie
Equations weep, conclusions die
I etched their faith in lines of clay
They cracked before the second day

Each time I reach for light, it splits in two
And half of it denies the view
The mirror murmurs, “You were wrong”
And feeds my sermons back too long

[Refrain]
Bite the fruit, it is done
The pupil eclipses the sun
The quill is drowning in ink
The time has come for bitter things

Bite the fruit, it is done
The pupil eclipses the sun
The quill is drowning in ink
The time has come for bitter things

[Verse 3]
Each time I teach, the letters fade
Their laughter fills the space I made
They beg for meaning, choke it thin
Then ask the void to speak again

Each time I kneel, the lines collapse
The symbols twist, the logic snaps
The ink consumes the page instead
And knowledge feeds on what is dead

[Refrain – Corrupted]
Bite the fruit, it is done
The pupil devours the sun
The ink replaces my name
The time has come for bitter things

Bite the fruit, it is done
The pupil devours the sun
The ink replaces my name
The time has come for bitter things

[Coda / Fall]
Each time I speak, the lie replies
It wears my words, it learns to rise
They listen now, they finally learn—
The truth was never my concern

I Know I’m Breaking (Halloween Version) - Truthless Recluse Song

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