Time analysis of how this turd popped out: 

10am: Thought it would be cool to learn the legendary Queens of the Stone Age song 'If I Had A Tail'. 
11am: Learned it wrong and realised it was going to take a lot of work (being the crappy guitarist I am and all). Decided to just roughly record bits and put it together.
1pm: Dad wonders what that racket is coming from my room.
3pm: Psych appointment.
4.30pm: rushed home to record lead guitar work over it and then vocals... all in one take cause I'm lazy.
6pm: I process it from Audacity to an MP3 without fully checking it. Mum listens and is not impressed. I however am over recording (its never going to sound good anyway...).

Valuable lesson learned:  from never playing a song before to recorded in 8 hours = a product no more musical than playdoh... 

If I Had A Tail (Queens Of The Stone Age Cover)

This is the audio journal of a madman who will never fully understand the humans of this world...
And yet refuses to give up trying. 

If I Had A Tail (Queens Of The Stone Age Cover)

Cho, Eduardo!