Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

Podfic for “So Good For Him” by leaveanote on AO3. You can find the fic at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38398597

Rated:Explicit

Fic summary: 

Ed still isn't used to being vulnerable. But Stede's praise unlocks a part of him he didn't know he had.

And fuck, it feels good.

Fic Tags: 

Romance, Sex, Anal Sex, First Time Topping, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Service Top Stede Bonnet, Praise Kink, Fluff and Smut, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Deserves Nice Things, Top Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Switching, Porn with Feelings

So Good For Him by leaveanote (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Laughing Matter” by mxwicked on AO3. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38340565

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary: “Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”

Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”

“Am I doing something wrong?”

“Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”

 

Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.

Fic Tags:
First Time, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Gentle Sex, Explicit Consent, talking about sex, laughing during sex, soft, i know this is a smut fic but it ended up being super soft, stede's abysmal attempts at dirty talk, stede learns that - gasp - sex can be enjoyable, Wank and Tell

A Laughing Matter by mxwicked (OFMD)

Podfic for “i myself am the pedestal” by jasontoddbootysquad. Find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38700078

Rated: Explicit
 
Fic summary: Izzy faces Stede head on, not breaking eye contact as he peels the glove from his right hand, unknots the leather bands tied above his elbows, loosens the scarf around his neck. He tosses each item petulantly onto the floor between them as he peels off layer after layer of linen and leather, baring himself to the man in front of him.

The only thing that doesn’t make it to the floor is the ring at the base of his throat. He slips it onto the middle finger of his right hand, twisting it once, twice to warm the metal against his flushed skin.

Izzy gets released from the brig.

Sequel to “(to kneel) grotesque and bare”.

Fic Tags:
Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Israel Hands, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Power Dynamics, Anal Sex, Face-Fucking, Breathplay, Come Eating, Hand Jobs, Overstimulation, fine fabrics, Aftercare

i myself am the pedestal by jasontoddbootysquad (OFMD)

“To Be Just a Footnote in their Paragraph” by Foxtails
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs

Summary: There was always going to be a catch. There was always going to be some kind of terrible thing to counteract the unexpected selflessness of the two most selfish men Lucius knows.

And the terrible thing is sex. Because of course it is.

 

or: Lucius and the worst temporary roommates ever.

or: seventeen bad decisions in one sexy unethical trenchcoat: the musical

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46321168
Fic Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Threesome - M/M/M, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Accidental Voyeurism, a touch of exhibitionism, Dubious Ethics, all round horrendous decision making, but a good time is had by all

To Be Just A Footnote In Their Paragraph By Foxtails (OFMD)

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

This is chapter one for “you're waking meadows in my mind” by raspberryseashanty
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Anton/Viago (What We Do in the Shadows)
Fic Summary:
The first time it happens, Anton can blame it on the adrenaline.

Alternate title: 5 times Anton & Viago 'accidentally' share a moment of intimacy, and 1 time they do it on purpose.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45042277/chapters/113319409
Author’s tags:
Minor Violence, Kissing, Grinding, Panic Attacks, Hurt/Comfort, Movie Night, Cuddling, Sharing a Bed, Biting, Blood Drinking, Minor description of injury, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Teasing, Begging, Pet Names, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Praise Kink, Anton is a Good Boy, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Scenting, Acquaintances to Fuck Buddies to Friends/Fuck Buddies to Lovers, Anton is an idiot, but we love him anyway, mention of insomnia, handjob, Orgasm, blowjob, Bottom!Anton, top!viago, Light Dom/sub, 5+1 Fic, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries
The Intro/Outro is “Strange Magic” by The Moon Dogs. You can find it here: https://youtu.be/LrPb5apUaQ4

Chapter One You’re Waking Meadows In My Mind By Raspberryseashanty (WWDITS 2014)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“When He's Given Something to Keep” by adhduck
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Thank you, by the way,” Stede adds, even though his heart is sort of in his throat about it. It’s not that he thinks it was wrong of Ed to punch the guy, or that he’s not grateful to be defended so fiercely. He loves when Ed gets all huffy and protective. It just feels a little different when your best friend punches a man into the appetizer table for insulting you and you also know you’ve been in love with him for thirty years. (The best friend, not the appetizer man.)

It’s also hard not to feel just a little guilty about the whole thing when you’re on your knees in the bathroom with a first aid kit spilled around you, watching that best friend’s face pinch up in an attempt not to wince when you first take his hand in yours.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45008467

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Time in a Bottle” by Jim Croce. You can find it here: 
https://open.spotify.com/track/561F1zqRwGPCTMRsLsXVtL?si=sGr1SPuJSyyez3cHmFA14g

Author’s Tags: 
Hurt/Comfort, Childhood Friends, Love Confessions, First Time, Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Trans Male Character, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hair-pulling, Both switches/verses though it does lean, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Light Dom/sub, Edging(just a lil), essentially this is the end of what should be a 100k slowburn, so you're welcome impatient people, ed is a cockslut (obviously), the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry when stede bonnet sees a cunt, Begging, they're both autistic and ed also has adhd, just so we're all clear, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries

When He's Given Something to Keep By adhduck (OFMD)

“in for a penny” by petrichorca
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40606515#main

The Intro/Outro is “In For a Penny” by Andy Clayburn. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1Gj6pekJOvhLlhZ9thDPoc?si=0d27eaeedd8f41dd

Author’s Tags:
Meet Cute but in Jail, Pre-Canon, Flirting, Making Out, Kissing, like lots of kissing, First Time, Casual Sex, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Come Eating, Consent is Sexy, Idiots in lust, Men fucking and it feels good, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, First Time Topping, POV Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Māori Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Canon-typical swearing, Alternate Universe, Stockings Stay On, Someone touches Stede's knee pits, Stede Bonnet's calves, Intimacy, Sweet/Hot, Humor, Hopeful Ending, Smut

In For A Penny by Petrichorca (OFMD)

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

“Not for All My Little Words” by mia_ugly & soft_october
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Fic Summary: 

Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!

(He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)

Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.


Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48990769

Author’s Tags: 

Getting Back Together, aziraphale's apology tour 2023, Good Omens 2 Spoilers, Meddling Lesbians, Humor, Heartache, Second Kiss, First Time, Oral Sex, two virgins figuring it out, Eventual Happy Ending, Love Confessions, part deux, Good Omens (TV) Season 2 Fix-It, Post-Season/Series 02

“All My Little Words” by The Magnetic Fields. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/3KvTZQPpzPw9UKxaGlJkBs?si=812b2434ed35437a

“Not for All My Little Words” by mia_ugly & soft_october (Good Omens)

“Out of Control” by parrlen (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: Stede bought a new toy that turned out to be defective, and he needs Ed's help to get it out ;)
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44068530
Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Vibrators, Misunderstandings, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Love Confessions, First Kiss, First Time, Soft Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, brat stede Bonnet, Dirty Talk, Breathplay, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Idiots in Love, Stede Bonnet has had a very hard day, Suspension of disbelief was invented for this reason, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries, EBPU, Extended Butt Plug Universe, Fluff and Smut

The Intro/Outro is “Out of Control” by She Wants Revenge. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6gwJm7LgsaHdd3CWi4K8e8?si=f46ff8865ba34185

"Out Of Control" by parrlen (OFMD)

“cross your heart and make it mine” by second_hand_heaven (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
Fic Summary: 
“I’ve just been admiring your tattoos,” Bonnet admits, “especially this one. X marks the spot," he jokes, his thumb brushing the small tattoo just beneath his eye. Bonnet leans in, then, presses a chaste kiss to the same spot.
Izzy stops breathing, if only for a second."

In which Izzy enjoys a soft morning with Stede.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38243179
Author’s Tags: 
Tattoos, Body Worship, Polyamory, Background Poly, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Morning Sex, Possessive Behavior, Izzy's little cross tattoo beneath his left eye, deserves all the love and attention, Ed's mentioned but he's otherwise occupied, he's part of the ship tho don't fret, Post-Coital Cuddling, Scars

The Intro/Outro is “Cross My Heart Acoustic” by Marianas Trench. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/3CyE8NGB5AyilM9MtJxpsA?si=4a0b438c84814d1b

“cross your heart and make it mine” by second_hand_heaven (OFMD)

“etch your kiss beneath my skin” by second_hand_heaven
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s):  Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
Fic Summary: 
"Are you sure you want me here for this?" Ed asks Izzy.
"But of course," Bonnet answers for him. "I need someone to hold him down."
Izzy stops breathing, if only for a second.

Sequel to 'cross your heart and make it mine'

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38764707

Author’s Tags: 
Tattoos, Polyamory, Painplay, Light BDSM, Frottage, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Restraints, In a way, Held Down, Threesome - M/M/M, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Submission, Subspace, Kinda, Izzy's little cross tattoo beneath his left eye, Possessive Behavior

The Intro/Outro is “Tattooed Heart” by 3oh!3. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/3JBv6gBsuhP2xRLrxnjgr5?si=3cfc01f012f34597

“etch your kiss beneath my skin” by second_hand_heaven

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed secretly follows Stede through the Republic of Pirates in hopes of getting Stede alone and making a confession. Stede has other goals in mind for this outing, including getting off by an anonymous stranger through a glory hole in a seedy bar. Ed can't have that.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39671283

Author’s Tags:
Glory Hole, republic of pirates, Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Service Submission, blink and you miss it - Freeform, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Knee Brace, Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Maybe A Little Plot, First Time


The Intro/Outro is “Devils & Rebels” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1MXJP7XSJxzTXWuf1QRRoA?si=bf9ffbb4c98341ac

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea (OFMD)

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

This is chapter 6 for “To the Lonely Sea and the Sky” by zythepsary
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
Fic Summary: 
The core concepts had always seemed fairly simple to Stede: block like that, swing like this, try not to get stabbed. Izzy made it look infinitely more complicated and somehow, too easy. He moved like water, without hesitation.

Izzy decides Stede needs proper swordplay lessons.
Chapter Summary: [insert chapter summary if applicable]
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40963257
Author’s Tags: Post-Season/Series 01, Slow Burn, Swordplay, Scars, Frottage, Knifeplay, Deepthroating, Choking, Kneeling, Intercrural Sex, Face Slapping, Light Bondage, Shaving

The Intro/Outro is “Rule #27 - Drunk on Pride” by Fish in a Birdcage and Philip Bowen. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2hhk7nZsDBQe4UlBR6o2PY?si=3af04df93a7240b0

Chapter 6 for “To the Lonely Sea and the Sky” by zythepsary (OFMD) Updated Version

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede didn't know that he knew. what if he found out.
and what if it were lovely.
canon divergent, directly following S1 ep5 you wear fine things well

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50526568
Author’s Tags: 
post-S1 ep 5, hair unpinning trope my beloved, First Time, Kissing, Undressing, Frottage, Stede speed-runs being gay, Autistic Stede Bonnet, stupid puppet pulled it off

The Intro/Outro is “Honey" by The Lone Bellow. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ALH9oRd8FqjfsSH0d8Ft4?si=44da14e0e7814ed0

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)

This is the intro for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
"What was coming, he still couldn’t mark beyond the word “trouble” lit up in gold when it came rolling in over the east field that late May before the first licks of the summer he turned 19.
Trouble rolling over the hill and right up to Ed.
Trouble pulling his stetson, loose around his ears like it wasn’t quite fit to him, from his head, down to his chest. Trouble tilting his head to Ed, like Ed was a fine lady, like Ed was anything but a ranch hand perched on a borrowed horse. Trouble asking, soft and sturdy as fresh wheat bread, 'how do you do'?"

This is a complete 1880s-1890s cowboy AU clocking in just under 46k that will update weekly as we work through beta'ing each chapter. This is about finding yourself, finding your home, and finding the person you want to share both with. This is about doubts we have in ourselves and how they poison the rest of our judgments. This is about Edward Teach in leather chaps being the most fuckable rider this side of the Mississippi. This is about how one man can hear one Orville Peck song and turn it into 46k words with absolutely no restraint.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51218605
The Intro/Outro is “Kalahari Down” by Orville Peck. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/29VSdjZG2XZCHzKwgjvsER?si=d7ebd453f57348d3

Author’s Tags: 
alternate universe - cowboys, Cowboy AU, Neither of those tags are canon so whatever sticks, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Skips, Epistolary Elements, 1880s, 1890s, Rough (emotionally) sex, Reunions, Offscreen Animal Death, Offscreen animal pregnancy/birthing, Breaking Up & Making Up, Implied Period Typical Homophobia, Ed's hatred of steam locomotives, offscreen minor character death, First Kiss, Ed and Stede start the story at age 18 and are in their mid 30s by the end, Stede's love of steam locomotives, First Love, Getting Together, Implied/Referenced Gun Violence, Ed's ambiguous country accent, Baking cornbread as a love language, Bareback bronc riding as actual bareback bronc riding, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, this fic deals with heavy themes but there are many moments of light and joy and love and sex, and a happy ending chapter so good it made my beta cry four times, specific content warnings in each chapter's notes, Ed POV

Intro for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is Chapter 1 for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
"What was coming, he still couldn’t mark beyond the word “trouble” lit up in gold when it came rolling in over the east field that late May before the first licks of the summer he turned 19.
Trouble rolling over the hill and right up to Ed.
Trouble pulling his stetson, loose around his ears like it wasn’t quite fit to him, from his head, down to his chest. Trouble tilting his head to Ed, like Ed was a fine lady, like Ed was anything but a ranch hand perched on a borrowed horse. Trouble asking, soft and sturdy as fresh wheat bread, 'how do you do'?"

This is a complete 1880s-1890s cowboy AU clocking in just under 46k that will update weekly as we work through beta'ing each chapter. This is about finding yourself, finding your home, and finding the person you want to share both with. This is about doubts we have in ourselves and how they poison the rest of our judgments. This is about Edward Teach in leather chaps being the most fuckable rider this side of the Mississippi. This is about how one man can hear one Orville Peck song and turn it into 46k words with absolutely no restraint.

Chapter Summary: I knew that I’d lose you the moment we met

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51218605

The Intro/Outro is “Kalahari Down” by Orville Peck. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/29VSdjZG2XZCHzKwgjvsER?si=d7ebd453f57348d3

Author’s Tags:
alternate universe - cowboys, Cowboy AU, Neither of those tags are canon so whatever sticks, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Skips, Epistolary Elements, 1880s, 1890s, Rough (emotionally) sex, Reunions, Offscreen Animal Death, Offscreen animal pregnancy/birthing, Breaking Up & Making Up, Implied Period Typical Homophobia, Ed's hatred of steam locomotives, offscreen minor character death, First Kiss, Ed and Stede start the story at age 18 and are in their mid 30s by the end, Stede's love of steam locomotives, First Love, Getting Together, Implied/Referenced Gun Violence, Ed's ambiguous country accent, Baking cornbread as a love language, Bareback bronc riding as actual bareback bronc riding, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, this fic deals with heavy themes but there are many moments of light and joy and love and sex, and a happy ending chapter so good it made my beta cry four times, specific content warnings in each chapter's notes, Ed POV

Chapter 1 for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is Chapter 2 for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
"What was coming, he still couldn’t mark beyond the word “trouble” lit up in gold when it came rolling in over the east field that late May before the first licks of the summer he turned 19.
Trouble rolling over the hill and right up to Ed.
Trouble pulling his stetson, loose around his ears like it wasn’t quite fit to him, from his head, down to his chest. Trouble tilting his head to Ed, like Ed was a fine lady, like Ed was anything but a ranch hand perched on a borrowed horse. Trouble asking, soft and sturdy as fresh wheat bread, 'how do you do'?"

This is a complete 1880s-1890s cowboy AU clocking in just under 46k that will update weekly as we work through beta'ing each chapter. This is about finding yourself, finding your home, and finding the person you want to share both with. This is about doubts we have in ourselves and how they poison the rest of our judgments. This is about Edward Teach in leather chaps being the most fuckable rider this side of the Mississippi. This is about how one man can hear one Orville Peck song and turn it into 46k words with absolutely no restraint.

Chapter Summary: Passing up a fight, you’re gonna lose in the end

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51218605

The Intro/Outro is “Kalahari Down” by Orville Peck. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/29VSdjZG2XZCHzKwgjvsER?si=d7ebd453f57348d3

Author’s Tags:
alternate universe - cowboys, Cowboy AU, Neither of those tags are canon so whatever sticks, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Skips, Epistolary Elements, 1880s, 1890s, Rough (emotionally) sex, Reunions, Offscreen Animal Death, Offscreen animal pregnancy/birthing, Breaking Up & Making Up, Implied Period Typical Homophobia, Ed's hatred of steam locomotives, offscreen minor character death, First Kiss, Ed and Stede start the story at age 18 and are in their mid 30s by the end, Stede's love of steam locomotives, First Love, Getting Together, Implied/Referenced Gun Violence, Ed's ambiguous country accent, Baking cornbread as a love language, Bareback bronc riding as actual bareback bronc riding, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, this fic deals with heavy themes but there are many moments of light and joy and love and sex, and a happy ending chapter so good it made my beta cry four times, specific content warnings in each chapter's notes, Ed POV

Chapter 2 for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

This is Chapter 13 for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
"What was coming, he still couldn’t mark beyond the word “trouble” lit up in gold when it came rolling in over the east field that late May before the first licks of the summer he turned 19.
Trouble rolling over the hill and right up to Ed.
Trouble pulling his stetson, loose around his ears like it wasn’t quite fit to him, from his head, down to his chest. Trouble tilting his head to Ed, like Ed was a fine lady, like Ed was anything but a ranch hand perched on a borrowed horse. Trouble asking, soft and sturdy as fresh wheat bread, 'how do you do'?"

This is a complete 1880s-1890s cowboy AU clocking in just under 46k that will update weekly as we work through beta'ing each chapter. This is about finding yourself, finding your home, and finding the person you want to share both with. This is about doubts we have in ourselves and how they poison the rest of our judgments. This is about Edward Teach in leather chaps being the most fuckable rider this side of the Mississippi. This is about how one man can hear one Orville Peck song and turn it into 46k words with absolutely no restraint.

Chapter Summary: Epilogue

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51218605

The Intro/Outro is “Kalahari Down” by Orville Peck. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/29VSdjZG2XZCHzKwgjvsER?si=d7ebd453f57348d3

Author’s Tags:
alternate universe - cowboys, Cowboy AU, Neither of those tags are canon so whatever sticks, Angst with a Happy Ending, Time Skips, Epistolary Elements, 1880s, 1890s, Rough (emotionally) sex, Reunions, Offscreen Animal Death, Offscreen animal pregnancy/birthing, Breaking Up & Making Up, Implied Period Typical Homophobia, Ed's hatred of steam locomotives, offscreen minor character death, First Kiss, Ed and Stede start the story at age 18 and are in their mid 30s by the end, Stede's love of steam locomotives, First Love, Getting Together, Implied/Referenced Gun Violence, Ed's ambiguous country accent, Baking cornbread as a love language, Bareback bronc riding as actual bareback bronc riding, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, this fic deals with heavy themes but there are many moments of light and joy and love and sex, and a happy ending chapter so good it made my beta cry four times, specific content warnings in each chapter's notes, Ed POV

Chapter 13 for “Kalahari Down” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“Good for Relieving My Tension” by knifewifecamilla
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
Harrow is a massage therapist. Gideon comes in for a massage. They both get a little more than they were expecting.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36482518#main

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Smut, Praise Kink, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, More plot than strictly necessary because my soft bitch of a heart got involved, Gideon likes to be called good and that's because she is :), Nonbinary Harrowhark Nonagesimus, because i like it :), oh nooooo some feelings got in my porn, no beta we die like cavs

The Intro/Outro is “Beggin’” by Måneskin. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/3Wrjm47oTz2sjIgck11l5e?si=380961e6bab14dd9

“Good for Relieving My Tension” by knifewifecamilla (TLTS)

“Welcome Home, Son” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
It's been nearly twenty years, and it's time.
Eddie Teach is going home.
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55041898
Author’s Tags: 
Homecoming Reunions, Mild angst and heavy on the comfort, The Stede-Elizabeth Eddie Defense Alliance, Meeting the Parents, And then baking with them while your boyfriend has a little cry in the bath

The Intro/Outro is “My Home” by Myles Smith. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4ZEw5uS9RY6M6lEjsu7w8Q?si=cb91335280d24d5f

“Welcome Home, Son” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

"Training Room" by souppie (TLTS)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Gideon Nav/Coronabeth Tridentarius, Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
Imagine if Babs didn’t interrupt Gideon and Corona’s grown-up girl bonding time.

OR

Corona teaches Gideon how to top with confidence.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34148779

Author’s Tags: Sexual Inexperience, Power Bottom Coronabeth, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Butch/Femme, First Time, Kissing, Body Worship, Masturbation, Gideon eats pussy like a champ, Implied Gideon/Harrow, Service Top Gideon

The Intro/Outro is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=1ca7be53b0b64f0f

"Training Room" by souppie (TLTS)

"EPISODE ???: DO NOT OPEN" by CorundumBleu (TLTS & TMA crossover)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Fic Summary: 
??? BEFORE ??? THE EMPEROR'S MURDER

Statement of Harrowhark the First, concerning an empty coffin.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53546482
Author’s Tags:
Crossover, Harrow the Ninth Spoilers (Locked Tomb Series), Screenplay/Script Format, Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), Original Statement (The Magnus Archives), does this make complete sense? probably not, is it fun? absolutely, River Bubbles (Locked Tomb Series)

The Intro/Outro is “[insert song title]” by [insert artist]. You can find it here: [insert link]

"EPISODE ???: DO NOT OPEN" by CorundumBleu (TLTS & TMA crossover)

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
it’s a storm.
all things considered, not even that big of a storm.
it ends up being a little more than a storm.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53210113
Author’s Tags:
Hurt/Comfort, Storms, When the storm is not just a storm, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Set some time post episode 5 basically, Let me know if this needs other tags, dealing with your mortality fresh off of almost dying, no beta we die like zXXXXv if he doesn't figure his shit out

Podficcer note:
This was recorded for the 2024 VoiceTeam Week 2 Soporific challenge. The purpose of this fic is to help people fall asleep, so there is no music, but there are soundscapes in the background. If it helps you fall asleep please let me know in the comments <3

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“I’ll hold in these hands all that remains” by corvidlesbian (TLTS)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Fic Summary: 
“Do you want me to try?” Gideon said.

“What?”

“You got all hot and bothered without me trying. Do you want me to try?”

Their newfound habit of cuddling gets interesting.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24446992
Author’s Tags:
Post-Canon, Fluff, Cuddling, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, First Kiss, First Time, Masturbation, Exhibitionism, kind of, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Loss of Virginity, Gideon is oblivious as per canon, idiots to lovers
The Intro/Outro is “Skulls” by Bastille. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/5GVJMiKlCEQUPDzaZaYHfO?si=463cba32fe714707

“I’ll hold in these hands all that remains” by corvidlesbian (TLTS)

A rewrite of the song "Unraveling" by The Crane Wives inspired by The Locked Tomb Series. Spoilers through the end of Gideon the Ninth. 

Art by me inspired by the album art from The Crane Wives.

Multivoice song cover ft. Chokedbyanangel (little_seahorse) and horchatapods

Unraveling: A Locked Tomb Cover of "Unraveling" by The Crane Wives (TLTS)

This is a recording for the 2024 VT challenge “Brain Art” in which we were supposed to purposefully misconstrue one of the previous challenges. I decided to misconstrue the meaning of cold read (recording of the first time ever reading a fic). I felt bad using another authors fic for what is essentially a short meta joke, so I decided to use a little short I wrote years ago for Good Omens.

VoiceTeam 2024 Brain Art Challenge: “Cold” Read

"Idiots in love and their dumbass son" by crwatters (Good Omens)
Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley
Fic Summary: 
Broke: Zira and Crowley are both useless lesbians

Woke: Crowley is the useless lesbian, Aziraphale has considered them married since the 1600s, with a short separation during the final days approaching the apocalypse when she was having a Crisis

Bespoke: Crowley is the useless lesbian, Aziraphale is an idiot, and Warlock is their equally dumbass son.
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20864213
Author’s Tags:
Ineffable Wives (Good Omens), warlock is adopted, Idiots in Love, Originally Posted on Tumblr, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Crack, I make myself laugh, No beta we fall like Crowley, Ms Winsley from Attempts at Book Buying makes an appearance bc I needed someone for Warlock to call, but other than that the two fics arent related at all, shes also in here bc I love her

The Intro/Outro is “I Belong In Your Arms - Photek Remix” by Chairlift, Photek. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/00jd79CdpyUtCow5cx7P6R?si=e813aba21047436d

"Idiots in love and their dumbass son" by crwatters (Good Omens)

"Avant Gardener" by oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary:
Launching a coordinated plan of attack just to buy some plants from a store that, as a course of business, sells plants might be a bit overkill, but when has Ed ever been able to say no to Stede?

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54903574
Author’s Tags:
Fluff, Pining, Love Confessions, a minor concussion, Bell's Nursery Annual Spring Has Sprung Extravaganza, Shenanigans, made up plants, Ed's horny inner monologue, Stede taking his gardening way too seriously and Ed being completely into it, First Kiss, I'm sorry I forgot how to tag a fic without doing a bit, But please let me know if anything's missing

The Intro/Outro is “could this be love?” by Saturn 17. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/480aVmwDIBeTSpSZORyhO0?si=7fe10ff004a4462e

"Avant Gardener" by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“talk later” by kayjaye (Good Omens)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Aziraphale/Crowley
Fic Summary: 
It’s deja vu.

They’re back in Tadfield Manor except Crowley’s holding a folder containing plans for Judgment Day trapped between them, and Aziraphale’s the one with his hands clutching lapels like they might leave with another stinging don’t bother. The moment is dangerously loaded because fuck, Aziraphale has no idea where Crowley’s sunglasses got thrown in his haste, and Crowley’s looking at him, really looking at him, without dark lenses to hide the way his eyes flicker down or the split-second fear that flashes across them.

Aziraphale is crushing their chests together, and Crowley is caving under him, and Jesus isn’t here yet, but there wouldn’t have been room for him anyway.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54257263
Author’s Tags:
Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens), Post-Season/Series 02, Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 2, Reverse Wall Slam, Aziraphale is a Mess (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), they aren't talking, but they will at some point, Fix-It, Fix-It of Sorts, How Do I Tag, I'm Bad At Tagging

The Intro/Outro is “Talk” by Coldplay. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4wzt5Rrk3W98pHXAqutuJw?si=60e93739b4194d0e

“talk later” by kayjaye (Good Omens)

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

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