Flow drags a bit in some places, but overall, it's pretty sick!

This was probably my favorite part to record ^_^

I kept expecting for Mario get double time flow like Link did in his first verse, but this was still pretty solid!

*Death Note spoiler warning

Hello everyone! Welcome to the 10th AORB! Today we got the detective from Death Note, L Lawliet, going up against the children's host, Steve Burns! Who would win and who will survive?

Written by TimeLord103 and Derpiest Game Blast
Audio mixed by Derpiest Game Blast
Cover art by TimeLord103

Lyrics/cast: https://docs.google.com/document/d/130OjpTOBOIMz9Kg_ELLpfikn7uiIo_hdaHnwQclXawg/edit?usp=drivesdk

L Lawliet vs Steve Burns - Acting Out Rap Battles

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

WAN as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell Beats
Cover art by JK03

Link (0:21):
Savior of Hyrule, I'll be taking all of your hearts
When I'm making sure that I rule this rap track like Mario Kart
And if maybe her - the Peachy one - gets kidnapped and trapped way too often
It's mainly to run away from ya, with how soft your Octorok is
I'm commencing the bombings, Sheikah Slate
You ought to escape to your pizza place
I'm dropping the gauntlets, you cannot stop this
Don't have the Courage to see the face
Of the man who defined what Adventure is like
You redefined how to lose to this knight
Who won the Game of the Year between us?
The one about hats or the one climbing heights?
Keep storming ghostly houses, still held captive by King Boo
If Luigi can Jump better, Man, who even really needs you?
Let’s see you execute a verse like the countless toads you’ve slayed
You can call me April 1st cause I’m leaving you erased

Mario (1:05):
Mamma-mia, Link! I expected more from an appointed champion
Always one jump ahead of you; the gaming industry I’m carrying
Very cheap-cheap with Rupees, vandalising many houses
And made Zelda feel remorseful, even bluer than my trousers
I stomp in this matchup so hard, it’s like an infinite 1-up
Unlike you, cleaning a town’s the only time I bring a Great F.L.U.D.D
Here’s a tough pill to swallow, I drop better puzzles than you could
Zelda didn’t want to pull your Master Sword but you still haven’t Lost Wood
I find it quite ironic that you’re meant to rep the light
When your Netflix series never got to see the Sunshine
This Keebler Elf failed to stop the Calamity, you're too-a weak
So boring, your next lines will put me into a century of sleep!

Link (1:50):
Check your Historia, I can see why you're seen as an enemy
Cause’ you’re trying to wipe out DK’s offspring like they were my memories
You fail to see your shortcomings, all the fame and praise is consuming you
You'll be another silent-type once I join your Wrecking Crew
Luigi is trying his best to be greater, yet you shove him aside like a tool
Doubt I can spit when the only punches you throw’s on the Yoshi that saved you
(Hyaa!) He made you grow up to be the world’s biggest gaming figure
But you dropped him to the void, and gave him the middle finger
  
Mario (2:19):
I'm used to handling babies, with all your shouts and screams
But not the fact that you were robbing gravestones as a teen
Threatened Hyrule by releasing Ganon when you pulled the demon’s bane
When you fight Ghirahim, you're like my mobile games: free to play!
For an elf that was shelved, I thought you’d have better rapping
I’m-a throw my hat into the ring and win! No Cappy.
Your Sword went Skyward but your ratings dropped harder than Thwomps
Jump you with these koopa shells; Mario just made your hearts stop (Yahoo!)

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles (ft. WAN and RaccoonBro)

выходите бесы (джерси ремикс тикток 2027)

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18515928

Thumbnail created by: MidgeChamp
Mixed by Dustin
Beat Produced By: Everyday Grime UK

King Mewtwo:
Yo, Leo, let’s see who’s the better Brit shall we?

MidgeChamp:
Yeah Sure, I'm all out of tea now anyway
Hey, do we need to make up a stretched out intro for the start or?

King Mewtwo:
Nah, that’s stupid. What kind of incel would do that for their intro?

MidgeChamp:
You’re right, alright, let’s just fucking do this

King Mewtwo 
Screwed Dani’s entire crew over, got sent packing accordingly
Yet somehow it only took the lamest apology to get you back into the community?
My battles outshine yours, that’s something I want to make perfectly clear
I mean Crumpet vs Scone? You must REALLY be out of ideas...
It’s no secret you like to argue, always prepped with comebacks good or bad
Honestly, with how much you like drama, you’re pretty much just the male Avav
Thinking you’re a funny man, but joking in vent makes nobody snicker
Seriously speaking, your humour’s more shite than your portrayal of Jack the Ripper
Now you see where snitching gets you, if you hadn’t betrayed us, it wouldn’t have come to this
Just stay Silent; hell, even he’s more tolerable and less of a disgrace to every single Brit
You’ll regret cancelling that diss track, for today’s the end of you; so
It’s high time you hide away, like all your YouTube videos

MidgeChamp: 
Smashing Foopz’s autistic body double? Heh, don’t mind if i do
It takes him to turn down a role for people to actually start casting you
Go throw another tantrum, this ain’t something you can cover
Leave you beaten in this battle, dropping the hard R, the writer 
Fantasising Hitler in your battles, and i’m the one they call a fascist?
I’ll hang a fat shit off the black list and then scrub his name off my ‘smash list’
You can’t match this, you’re a hack-trick, you, Kam and Kris will be my hatrick
I could diss myself better. Cus the petty crap you dug up is just like your DBZ series, ancient
My ripper was entertaining, your unpassable monotone roles are a bore
Don’t know how to write, so you regurgitate points I’ve heard 10x from Multi before
Yes I came crashing back into this community so call this my second comeback
Against Legion’s petty bitch, I’ll walk over him  like my doormat

King Mewtwo: 
As expected, your writing’s as bland as ever, and your mouth’s filthy! But I suppose it’s
What happens when most of the time, your mouth’s filled with Kuba’s little sausage
Multi was right about you all along, you’re a plain annoyance, without a doubt
Seems it’s not the first time you’ve been clueless as fuck after being called out

MidgeChamp: 
Kuba and Multi weren’t even half of the piss-stains that you turned out to be
I DM you fucking once and you’re like “LeO kEePs hArAsSinG Me”
So you went on to battle me, faced the reality, that your toxic rants cannot get through to me
So your role in this battle will be overlooked like your existence within the community

Jade:
Man, I wanted to fight against Fel, not these dollar store wannabes
But I’ll still destroy you both like-


King Mewtwo:
Um, actually, this was just planned to be a 1v1…

Jade:
WHAT?! How dare you!

King Mewtwo:
Right, first off, I am in no way saying I’m the community’s best Brit-

MidgeChamp:
Come now my fellow Brits, can we not solve this quarrel over a cup of Tea?

*Oliver and Jade begin to have a heated argument, much to Leo’s annoyance*

MidgeChamp:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNCIVILISED NONCES

King Mewtwo:
Oh sorry

King Mewtwo vs. MidgeChamp

Who Won poll:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19658178

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rRyfCelkQewEd7ZCC0o9i5J3xRWX1pP0szzj5VG6cxg/edit?usp=sharing

Iris vs. Iris

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Dustin

Dustin as Sableye
Alex the Beast as Incineroar

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Sableye
VS
Incineroar
BEGIN!

Incineroar:
Born a kitten named Litten, a runt of the litter
Now bearing a track record unmatched and muscles even bigger!
And you want to dual another dual-type? Don’t seem that smart
I keep the landscape dark! And I keep the track feeling hot!
To this master trickster, I say hats off
For tricking everyone hearing this this be an even match up
You’re joshing me, really, quite a Giga Punch to the gut
Don’t need to Throw Flames, I could punt this rat with just one touch
In Mystery Dungeon, you weren’t as enigmatic as you seem
A creep groveling at the feet of Dusknoir as a crony
While I battle by the side of Ash himself and Professors
You’re seen as the resident scumbag yet still believe you’re better?

Sableye:
You no take crystals! Oh wait! It’s just a pussy cat who has
Too much of an oafish quality to be able to do that
Sableye has an able Keen eye on the prize
When I throw some Night Shade, say goodbye to your little light
I munch on beats like the gems that I find
Lurking in the shadows, there, do I hide
Observing with a silent gaze before I leap out onto prey
No matter how long that it takes, I’m not opposed to Foul Play

Incineroar:
Hah, your swipes have no fury as you fumble, tryna Shadow Sneak
Perhaps you’re chewing on a different sort of crystal than you think
I’ll curbstomp your Ultimate if you want to try and prove it
I am the definition of an absolute unit
Big deal!
I’ll have you at my heel!
You’re all bark and no bite; if looks could kill
Hear the Astonished cries of the crowd ring loud
How quaint it is to fight Gengar after he lost a few pounds!

Sableye:
Ooo! I Detect bullshit!
Turns out you’re all Mean Looks! Didn’t know it was included in your moveset!
Such a Surprise this brute’s lasted as long as he has
Could slice a jugular out after tapping one of your kneecaps
The line about my Ultimate? Truly, you’re on fire man
That is, of course...unless you’ve seen Iron Man
My eyes aren’t all that shine bright, I’m an all-star
The Gemstone of any team I’m part of! Make enemies fall hard

*𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Sableye:
Heheheh....hehehehehhh

Sableye:
*Laughing*

Sableye:
Come now...peer into my eyes, my able-bodied foe
It is the road that you’ve chosen and I might just claim your soul
Be alarmed, these claws are sharpened and violent
Entered my cave tough, but now the roars shall turn into silence.. 
*𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮*

Sableye vs. Incineroar // Alex's Rap Battles #1

Soundcloud don't got dislikes bitches LOL

Boris as PaRappa (PaRappa the Rapper)
Dani Frias, FyxFynn and Kamren as Chorus Kid 1, 2, and 3 (Rhythm Heaven)
Swoldow EVGRB as Rasputin Coach (Just Dance)
Eddiefrb as Don Chan (Taiko no Tatsujin)
garbageGothic as Cadence (Crypt of the Necrodancer)
Snakebite126 as Default 2 (Geometry Dash)
J Morris the Review Guy as Avatar (Beat Saber)

Beats Produced by: Black Rose, Kustom, Turquoise, and GT3
Written by: ColeDaCole, Dani Frias, Eddiefrb, MC Fawful, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast, Psytube, FyxFynn, Snakebite126, and Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed by: Jordy
Flow Test by: Dani Frias and Eddiefrb

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATz6n5XXAf2ezLfdbtQjESRMR2VjvUoWgzhAluHBE9M/edit?usp=sharing

The Rhythm Game Royale - Rap Battle

idk

CJ as Keyboard
Dusty as Mouse

Written by CJ
Mixed by Dusty
Prod. 2Deep

Keyboard:
I’ll ctrl alt delete to freeze a nerd in the worst way
Cuz tell me, who’s the one typing these lines in the first place
I got this on lock and I’m boutta pop some caps
You may call yourself a mouse, but all I see is a rat

Mouse:
So you're not a piano, but you still think you play hard
Yo my chances of winning are wider than your space bar
Ain’t my type? No shit. You and I just don’t click
Imma leave ya broken. Hope you got my point, kid

Keyboard vs Mouse | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles

Goten:
(uh…)
Hey there mister....the name’s Goten, you seem pretty nice
But I’ve been told I gotta beat you up, so come on: let’s fight!
Got an Energy Blast Volley full of insults, ready to diss
I’d throw some rocks, but all I need to beat you is a matchstick
Don’t have to fuse to leave this frosty robot defunctionalized
I mean come on, at least the “Han” I’ve got is still alive
Charging at you with full power, send you back to the arcade
You were never meant to be the star, and that’s the way it should’ve stayed (ha!) 

Sub-Zero:
Though I call him childish, compared to Cage you’ve somehow less maturity 
I’m used to fighting Klones of myself, so this won’t be hard for me
The Lin Kuei Grandmaster don’t deserve something so mild
I didn’t get resurrected just to do kombat against a child
Your father has no time to love you, too busy training your boring brother
You’ve more potential than him yet you’re nowhere near as tougher
For when it actually comes to fighting, you can’t even make a dent
Your adult self proves that even Frost has more commitment

Goten:
I’m getting kind of bored, so I’ll end this now; long and behold
Time to show you a trick I learned when I was only seven years old!
(*turns into a Super Saiyan*)
Ta-daa! Mess with the best Son and you won’t get far
Your rhymes are like Mythologies: subpar! End this with a Super Kamekameha!
What’s with you and Scorpion? Is he your rival, or your friend?
More phony than Hercule; you’re not even of full Chinese descent
Baldy here’s becoming ancient, I’m still living young and free
Not the first time you’ve been ended by a kind and caring guy like me

Sub-Zero:
You have the might of a warrior, yet you lack composure
The freezing cold will bring your Trunks-influenced antics to a closure
You hide behind enhancements like they’re your mother’s leg
So no wonder you didn’t transform into a good rapper instead
There’s no hope for this brat, can’t even reach Super Saiyan 2
As if looking up to some idiotic hero wasn’t enough proof
I’d make you my student, but you need more subtlety
Because Mask-ing as someone else was the only time you were Mighty

@fightmarker as Goten
@simplyrazzy as Sub Zero
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by WalkAwesomeMovies
Chiseled by WalkAwesomeMovies
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by @dannyplaysgames-422800890

Son Goten vs Sub Zero. Anything vs Dragon Ball

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Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles (ft. WAN and RaccoonBro)

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