Favorite Rap Battles

Copy of Your Mix 4

Originally uploaded: September 22, 2021

garbageGothic as JaidenAnimations
RaccoonBroVA as Patchy The Pirate
Written by Serena, Mason, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Produced by Kustom
Mixed by Serena
Beat Re-arranged by Serena
Art by Nooby

Patchy:
Argh Potty look what we have here! (What Patchy?)
The Youtube version of a slimy buccaneer
It’s ironic that she acts all high and mighty
When she got her fame from minecraft YT
You walk the plank, Jaiden? Cause you sank, Jaiden
Nowadays you only care about your bank, Jaiden
Face the facts, Jaiden, you’re just the net’s next fad
Another faceless personality behind a sketch pad
Made a song opening up, ironically left your rep erased
Even boyinaband couldn’t help your case
Squarepants my hero, second to zero
Watching your videos make me feel like I’m in limbo

Jaiden:
When I was young, of course I watched a lot of cartoons
But it seems that one of them just had a couple parts loose!
Luckily I had to skip the whole “contacting” hassle
Because guess who decided to show up to rap battle?
Patchy the Pirate! Raspy the Parrot!
About time I leave this fake pirate silent!
Nickelodeon wanted you to escar-go
Then they replaced you with the P Star Show
Your relevance and your career is deep in the sea
After listening to your verse, it’s easy to see
You should’ve stayed praising Spongebob by your shrine
After this, you’ll need 2 pints of Moonshine

Patchy:
I thought you’d pack more heat for an Arizonan resident
But I guess you’re used to being burnt out and it’s evident

Jaiden:
Even with your spare foot, you can’t step up to a pro trainer
I’ll speedrun this battle, leaving your ship wrecked is a no-brainer!

Patchy:
Tried to rise above the dirt but you’re the thing you’re afraid of
Shilling out Samurai Buyer like “JAIDEN BETRAYED US!”
Went from relatable story times to complaining and playing games
Even this pirate can’t get on board your ship with James

Jaiden:
With that raspy voice the Captain couldn’t keep a Hook on the beat
The only thing that Patchy needs to patch now is his teeth
All those dreams of meeting Spongebob? You can forget em
I’m finished rapping against this phony, ARI! GET EM!

JaidenAnimations Vs Patchy The Pirate. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. GarbageGothic And RaccoonBroVA)

Freshy Kanal: GHOST RAP CYPHER ft. Cam Steady, NemRaps, Chi-chi, HalaCG & More

Leo Barqui as Dimentio
Lee Bergantino as The Collector
Sanpie as Nastasia
Lew Kreerdun as O’Chunks
Jingleberry as Mimi
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by Lew Kreerdun
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by TheNauticalClaydol
Mixing by Jordy
Cover art by LimJJ
Special thanks: garbageGothic, DreyahVA, Fightmarker, Lee Bergantino, MetaStarVA

Dimentio:
OHOHOHOHO! 
I am Dimentio! The one who always wrecks the Bros.! The one who flips between friend and foe!
Yet I don’t think the challenge that Bleck foretold was… babysitting a ten-year-old?
Yes, it’s the Collector’s show! Though like the creature that protects your home
You’re sure to put me to sleep… and that’s set in stone!

A temper tantrum’s the only way you’d attack who you’re fighting
So go back to your whining, ‘cause it’s a clash of the Titans
You’re crafting whole islands from corpses for your machinations
But a curse is the only way anyone’d be attached to your creations

I’m a right hand man! Got my boss in my palm, even though I was cast from nothing
Some god you are! Belos pulls the strings like you’re a shadow puppet
Your goals were so barebones that he threw you into a pit full of skeletons
Now you’re trapped inside that mirror… maybe work on some self-reflection, kid

The Collector:
I’M BOOOOORED! To play a game, you know how far I’d go
But I have to draw the line at… Super Paper Mario? (BLEH!)
Okay, I’ll humor you if you’re promising a festival
But none of your antics can change that you’re not even two-dimensional! (HAHA!)

So what’s your favorite activity? Well, skimming through your plot bits
We could play tag… but that wouldn’t work. (Why?) ‘Cause you’re not it! (OHHH!)
We could pillow fight, but based on all the scenes you’ve fought in
Like Fracktail, you’re simply ro… wait, that line doesn’t work! DARN IT!

But still, citizens always remember me when they see the sky
You need to plant seeds in them to stick in people’s minds
I learned how to make amends, but I can’t forget the way you betrayed your friends
But you can still be my doll, we’ll play pretend! I never want our game to end!

Dimentio:
Play pretend with me? Please! Winning tag’s the only way you’d ever hit me
To shut you down, I don’t need Dimension D - I just need Dimension Disney
The only people who act worshipful to you are a murderous cult
Yet no matter how many Titans they slaughter, that point can’t get through your sturdy skull

But don’t take it from me, the story’s etched deep in slabs
Of how your family thinks you’ll never be a man
So they left you playing hide and seek, then ran
Now you’re really a lost boy, Peter Pan
Doesn’t matter if you’re Flipping Sides
Your powers ain’t effective in fixing lives
I’ll wave “Ciao!” as you leave that witch to die
That’s the only time Luz sees you in a different light

The Collector
On second thought, a Picasso’s not worth adding to my halls of art
Stay behind with your loser entourage, you ain’t controlling this chaotic heart!
Of COURSE you’d come up short when you fused with Mr. L
But I like a fair game, so I’ll let your coworkers speak for themselves!

(The Collector takes control of Nastasia, O’Chunks, and Mimi like puppets)

"Your performance review’s lacking… and I don’t mean theatrics"
"‘Tis right! With all yer acting, ye’ve dealt way too much hammage!"
"I SPIT on you! Got beat by hearts, but you don’t deserve affection!"
I guess when he self-destructed, he blew his shot at redemption! (KABOOM! HAHAHAHA!)

The Collector vs. Dimentio - Disney Rap Battles! (The Owl House vs. Super Paper Mario)

Happy Pokemon Day!

yukigloom as N Harmonia
Slamalox | Ecchan as Goro Akechi
Written by mintoreos
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

[N: 0:10]
Ah Akechi, I share your determination to face me
But the dreams I’ve seen from you should never become reality
Let’s see who the legends choose, you sorry stunt of a sleuth 
I’ll battle through my ideals, cause you're a slave to the truth (Hmph)

My dream is right and sure, change the world for Pokemon
I hold connections with my friends, you barely have fake ones
Yet you’re strict with your image so someone would want your presence?
Be it affection or Detective Prince, you’ll always come second

You can’t decide what’s black and white so don’t send me a calling card
When I could sneak through minds more clean if I just sent out Zoroark
That past of yours is haunting you, marking you with new scars
Then hunger for pancakes and justice gave a hateful change of heart

Lite Light Yagami isn’t worthy of detective work (Of course)
His title would fit better for the thieves he fails to hurt
I know what it’s like to have parents who never cared for you
But my mother not raising me was all that she committed to

[Akechi: 0:53]
After the Phantom Thieves is this my main priority?
A second naive delinquent that attempts to change society
As an ace detective I’ve gathered clues and I deduce
That you care of just Pokemon because humans tend to leave you

Though, how would he care for them? Putting them in dogfights
His ideals are as flimsy as how Team Plasma was organized
He’s not quite a lost life, he serves the world a purpose (How so?)
He’s the perfect person to show what is truly justice

A vermin such as you is frankly blind to what you’re really after
Swapping your beliefs so much, it’s like they’re all your partners
Your views can’t hold water when they near made a kid a martyr
So your foster father is the only way you can relate to a monster

Acting all adamant, he never fought for his values
All it took to break him was a stern talking-to
You can sob to others and say you’re now a new man
but your mind shows that the palace in there still stands

[N: 1:36]
I reasoned with my father, you got obsessed with revenge
So desperate for vengeance you can’t see all the blood on your hands
Innocent lives you put to aside just for your own naive plans
All that talk of justice but corruption’s the only thing left in your head

We were both pawns, but I was made a king
Done through my own flaws, not to please a crime ring
Keep trying to push all the trauma behind the black mask
but you can never live out your dreams, if they don’t last

[Akechi: 1:57]
I’ve had enough of your moral high ground bullshit!
You’re not better when being lied to by a cult’s all you’ve dealt with
You think your friends will save you, I’ll make you an example
When I cause you to crumble to the ground like your castle

I DECIDE THE TRUTH! Your sought future won’t change it!
Your family would be glad if I had this warped trash wasted
I’ll close this case and pull the trigger on this hypocrite
and when Ghetsis sees you at last he’ll feel happiness

N Harmonia vs Goro Akechi - Mint Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Slamalox | Ecchan)

AdamDRB as Macbeth (audio)
RaccoonBroVA as Nixon, Gerald Ford and Witch 3 (cameo)
garbageGothic as Witch 1
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Witch 2
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, YLFEthan and JK03
Chiseled by Jofinity 
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by Oofie
Art by YLFEthan
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FOREWORD:
I wanted to upload this as a way to publicly preserve a project of mine I will most likely not be continuing. Macbeth vs Nixon was a battle I started working in late 2021-early 2022 back when I was taking both an English and History class in school, both of which covered Macbeth and Nixon respectively in great detail. I thought these people were really interesting and felt awesome to work on - two leaders who were corrupted by power and had their own actions lead to their downfall. 

The audio for it was done pretty quickly in 2022, and I wanted this to be a live action battle. I got Carrick aka RaccoonBroVA, who voiced Nixon, to body act as him also, and he filmed a great performance. Before playing Fred visually in Arthur vs Fred by Discord Rap Battles, Nixon was originally Carrick's first live action role; the first he ever filmed. The body actor for Macbeth unfortunately did not film as quickly in comparison, and eventually it got to a point where the battle kept aging the longer it took for filming to be complete. 

I decided to cut my losses in 2024 and ultimately scrap this project, as I didn't want to be weighed down by such an old project when I could be working on new ideas I'm more passionate about. This idea is still good, and maybe someday I'll get back to it, but for now it'll remain a relic of my earlier years as a rap battle creator.
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LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oT26Dnw4oti0TKqfOdSuBoWw1P_gg375t_pdkCEy8vg/edit?usp=sharing

[SCRAPPED AUDIO] Macbeth vs Richard Nixon. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB, RaccoonBroVA & More)

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Evil Team

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

Cam (Video Game Rap Battles) as Video Games
None Like Joshua as Anime
Produced by Def Starz
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XC5HaLnOD535d3mNHjyIn1nqBHPRneXvcaaIdE-H0sA/edit?usp=sharing

Anime vs. Video Games - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

The official SoundCloud account for SIR Rap Battles! Here you can access my library of rap battle audios, both with and without videos, as well as remixes of other battles.