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freshy kanal as chucky 
spidey fam as pinocchio

written by dilly, swoldow, shimario and special inquisitor rayyan
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by insanebeatz
art by wan and nooby
cover art by micah
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Chucky vs Pinocchio - Rap Battle! (2021)

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!!!!
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Rosenthal as Kung Fu Man
Beat produced by Tantu
Writers: Trakked, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: NeonTheProtogen, Kamren 
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Kung Fu Man:
This ain’t a fight you’re winning, take a step and you’re in danger
Sounding like a car and children think that it’s a banger?
Controlled by the keyboard, but you’ve never been a player
MUGEN’s riding tracks, I stole your girl; I demon slayed her

Boyfriend:
I’m going old school, no need for arrow keys
Hedgehog hair really wants to fare with me? 
Nah, you’re not a problem to me, brother
Think I sound like a car? BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I’ve been a rockstar in every round that I spit
While you’ve flopped hard since 2006
And I’m on charts, you better be on guard
You know I got bars while you’re sounding pretty shit
You wish you could steal my girl, bitch
You can't even talk cuz you lost yours to Suave Dude
While mine's on the sidelines and vibing to my lines and writing
Not fighting, but I think she blocked you (OHHH)
I’m the mainstay character in every mod and story
You’re deleted from the roster first cuz they think that you’re boring
At least I got a family, if you wanna battle me,
Why don’t you go into Notepad and code a personality?

Kung Fu Man:
All that battle rapping with Daddy Dearest ain’t doing nothing
Step in my dojo, I’ll show you discipline, boot your skull in
I've got a move to show you when you go and push my buttons 
No hadokens needed, I'll still be having you looking rough, kid
You're with GF, but why should you bother?
Since the only person that you're wanted by is her father
The Palm is not for novices, go and train for a decade
And maybe if you dropped a diss, you'd be able to get laid
White boy stare with that light blue hair
If I looked in McDonalds, I would find you there
Got some mascot status, but soon you'll be phased out
Ruining your site by turning Newgrounds to Playgrounds
I'm skilled as a fighter, so I sure can be offensive
I fend against my demons while they’re giving you erections
You're a Phantom in my Arcade, step up and you get beat
You'll have less chances of releasing than your next week

Boyfriend:
It looks like Elecbyte forgot about you, bro
When your classic mode is only you fighting two clones
Peace out, bitch, you were slow to defend
So go cry in the corner of your dojo again

Boyfriend vs Kung Fu Man - Rap Cypher #33

The power of mean girls flows through you.

bblackroses as Sasha Waybright
garbageGothic as Susie
King Mewtwo as Grime

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking
Beat Arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Kamren

Sasha (0:13)
Well, this is disappointing, another lizard I’m tasked to destroy? That’s
Annoying, but this appointed rebel leader will still enjoy it
Draw it out in chalk, this match will be like your concept, an apparent steal
I’m spearheading revolutions, you revolve around Holiday spirit while riding on a Ferris wheel

Your ’fun gang’s just a glorified school club, while I rallied an army
How do you manage to flub your rhymes AND your classes despite looking like Barney?
I’ve just got a couple notes for what your game could improve and how
‘Cause like War of the Warlocks, it’s another fantasy that I’m tuning out

Susie (0:41)
Hey, Kris, where the FUCK did we just get dropped?
I guess we’ve got something in common, we both just got swamped
Well, I’ll gladly stomp you with my blade if you wanna throw swords
Haven’t seen a pink gem this manipulative since Rose Quartz

It’s fitting you’re a cheerleader, with how you’re raising RED FLAGS
You step on daggers with Grime? I’ll disarm you like his LEFT HAND
You call your friends the Sharps, but your bonds with them all FELL FLAT
The true Calamity is that all THREE of you got BACKSTABBED

Put Anne’s friends in danger, and you handled Wartwood miserably
When talking cliff-hangers, heh, you would take that too literally
Think your parents splitting apart caused you grief? Ha, just watch
I’ll slice through you! But after Anne, you must be used to getting cut off

Sasha & Grime(1:22)
Grime:
Sasha, are you gonna just sit there and let this beast try to devour us?

Sasha:
Grimesy, please, all she eats is garbage, but I’m glad she’s spitting it out again
I flew through space, while you run around beating up puzzle pieces? You’re powerless
Spent so much time inside that closet, maybe you should try coming out of it

Tension’s present with Noelle, but you’re still wrapping/rapping awfully
Honestly, you’re just a softie, couldn’t even hit Lancer properly!
And you’re chatting’ bout Grime? Well, you’re one to talk, aren’t you?
With your two lackluster chapters, did Darcy slice Toby’s arm, too?

Twitter and Berdly simp for you, those blue nerds are nothing, dude
Compared to my heron blade: now that’s three birds crushing you
And cliff-hangers? Like your tail, that insult serves no function
Because I could timeskip, and your game would still be in production

Even with my PhD, I just can’t comprehend your following
Can’t think outside the box, fitting you dressed as one for Halloween
Got signs of being psychopathic with your edgy aggression
But since you’re in my demographic, we can schedule a session


Susie (2:17)
Like your prison food, that verse was grueling; it’s like I’m the one chained in bars
You were hardly electrifying, guess that’s why you’re scared of taking charge
Everyone around you has played a part in attempting to conceal the truth
Your prophecy’s outlined with chalk, but now I’ll be the one to deal the runes

Even Rouxls Kaard has sharper schemes - you lead troops to their doom with your bad plans
Man, forget rooting in the barn, she’s about to go and join Rudinn in the trash can
You had camaraderie with Braddock and Percy, but hammered it away out of impulse
Whether socially or as a sign to stop, like LA traffic you can’t pick up signals

We’re not so different in a way, we’ve both been made to use others
But at the end of the day, everyone shows their True Colors
It’s truly ironic that Waybright’s who this Lightner’s snuffing out
You’ve suffered a crushing defeat, it’s the end of discussion now

Sasha Waybright Vs Susie | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #6(ft. bblackroses and garbageGothic)

Made By Valor Genesect
https://www.youtube.com/@ValorGenesect

Insurgence ERECT - FCR Continuum

A family guy REVAMP Remix by Fern Darkness takeover B-sides

I simply did this for fun, don't ask.

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man - Rap Off!

Shadow: Titanium1208
Muscle Man: CornCob7178 
Beat produced by: Lezter
Written by: CreeperPasta, CornCob7178 and box
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: Tompuffs
Mixed by: box

Shadow:
You gotta be serious. This is my challenge? You gotta remember the monsters I've dismembered
The villains I've beaten... Green Eggs And Ham; your lifespan is about to be as short as your temper
I’ve seen better pranksters on YouTube. You and your crew knew I don’t fuck around with trolls
So stop the cap or I'll pop a cap on your tail before you start to rap. Heads gonna roll
Outrace me with a golf cart? (Ha!) This slobs dire…
Watch your entire front yard turn to a bonfire!
High-Five’s missing a finger, now thats in poor taste
You’re pals cause neither can even live up to your names
I’ve got more weapons than a war general
Got more green than that DAMN 4th chaos emerald
You live like a pig and behave like an asshole
Rigby changed his name, but you’re the real Trashboat
Speaking of such, what’s up with Starla? Big the Cat is smaller than her in comparison
You’re both alike, squealing and whinning like babies when you don’t get each others attention
It's not the first time a game boss leaves you smoked
Even if you try to win with your repetitive joke
The second your mom is dissed, you start to fit
Like The Hammer’s leg, Mitch should just drop the bit

Muscle Man: 
Yo Rigby! I think I found your emo cousin!
I tell you to make some sense/cents, but with so many ends in your game, this hogs worth nothing
You say I'm dirty, have you seen your fandom lately?
They're scaring away all the ladies!
But I'm not worried, I've got my Starla
Who do you have? Your own shoulder to cry on?
Oh no bro, watchu think you doin' with that strap? Take that away and don't bring it back
I can hear Linkin Park in the background. Tried to stay underground but that shit's wack
You're too slow, bro! Like a Pokémon I do not catch. Gun smoked that Maria pack. 
You low budget Mewtwo. Go back to Gerald to cry in your puny lab! Rat! 

Shadow:
Naming my lost ones? Careful or it might fire back. Ask Muscle Dad
At least that fraud died to a bear, you almost died chugging hot dogs, man
You don’t want this smoke, last time you shot fires you got skinned in the woods
So if you take it there, I’m taking it further- psssst, that’s something you don’t wanna do

Muscle Man:
I remember you was conflicted, but you went through a few changes, haven't you?
I'm not talking about super. You know who else got hoed by IDW?
You know who else has amnesia but can't forget the mistakes they have done?
You know who else says “Nothing personel, kid” and lets their friends die? My mom! 

Shadow:
No bars left? I'll shoot opps next. I don't need guns
Drop a bead on Pop's head? That's a bit fucked
Your pop's dead and your mom's next. That is real, son
Four punchlines full of lead, that's a Fist Pump
Like your family tree, this won't get beautiful
I hope you know a guy who can arrange your funeral
If I hear any more edgy jokes, I promise
I'll do you way worse than what you did to Thomas

Muscle Man:
You’re so ungrateful. If it wasn’t for the fans you wouldn’t be here today
You were created to save a life. Mariah would be ashamed of those you took away
Riding alone with your regrets, every chance he gets more repressed, and what for, brother?!
This ultimate waste of life form just got buried by a gardener 

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man-Rap Off! (ft. Titanium1208 & CornCob7178)

Watch the battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-AS7ppwvFvA

► CREDITS:

Theme Park Avenue as Slope Dude

Luke Reardon as The Abominable Snowman

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Slope Dude Art by Valonide

Abominable Snowman Art by BMB

Beat Prod. by Diamond Style

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Slope Dude Vs The Abominable Snowman. PowerPoint Rap Battles

ZOUNDS! A RAP BATTLE?! What sorcery is this?!

JoJoVo as Sheriff North Star
Vanes as Zora Salazar
Writing by Alchemyking
Additional help by Rabi
Art by 3ple and TomPuffs
Beat by 2Deep
Beat arrangement and mixing by Serena
Cover art by LimJJ
Special thanks: Ego, Near, Acemusic, ExoticPurpleToast, Lee Bergantino, SIR Rap Battles, Brendan Blaber, MasterSwordRemix & the Undertale Yellow Team

Starlo:
Well, howdy! Welcome to the Wild East!
Let Sheriff North Star offer you some guidance, please!
Hold on, wait a sec… I don’t think that dial’s needed
How ‘bout you just duel me if it’s my time you’re seeking?
Let me see if I got this:
You’re a terrorist stopping people from flaunting power others would never get
But you’re inscribed too; what would you say when you’re left for dead?
“Well, uhm… I never thought they’d take my Epithet!”
Whimsical ass name… where’s the sorcerer at?
Instead, I see a beanpole I could throw horseshoes at
And phew! I’d say go back to your boss, but he’d pass on the spot
I thought a Bliss Ocean member would maybe actually wash
A measly forger with ties to the mafia
Left your gun like how I like my drinks: (yup) on the rocks
You’ll think you’ve won now, but when the time’s right
Your trophy will corrode - you actually took the pyrite

Zora:
This kid playing cowboy wants to mosey up?
Even Sheriff Bluster didn’t blow this much
You’re not a real outlaw, I don’t want to fight you
You’re so delusional, guess that’s a new meaning to “high noon”
Took up a role as leader so you wouldn’t have to ride home
But you ended up milking your gimmick like a pinecone
Eventually, your gang got too tired to fight (snooore)
You turned the Feisty Five into a nine-to-five
Bringing back bounties, but can’t bring home a missus (Ha-ha!)
What kind of shooting star can’t fulfill his wishes?
Chujin made you seclude yourself to go cry in your room
The person that you’ve locked up for the longest time is you! (Awwww…)

Starlo:
A pair of Banzai goons could do better Blasting
‘Cause you’re all tick-talk and no action
Dueling with North Star, shit’s going south
‘Cause I want you to spit sick, not spit in my mouth
At least my family ain’t six feet underneath
Paleontologists buried because they dug too deep
Tried to get over it, so that’s why you take crooks and leave them shot dead
But your powers can’t speed up the grieving process

Zora:
Clover must be lucky, it’s a wonder how you haven’t killed them
Turned a Blaster to a baby, while you’re sellin’ em to children
Think the games you brought ‘em will get your fame to blossom?
Buddy, cardboard props aren’t how you Train for Problems (Nope!)
Like how your childhood friend left without telling you
Roped in Clover ‘cause Ceroba left you out of the loop
Then you found her and couldn’t say, “Hey, more power to you!”
So she made you eat your words like it’s alphabet soup
Whether on Pacifist or Genocide, that kid lost their heart
And after a big confrontation, you bought the farm
Left with rubber rounds now, you’re fresh out of luck
Didn’t need to age you, ‘cause you’ve been left in the dust (*blow*)

Sheriff North Star vs. Zora Salazar - AK Rap Battles! (Undertale Yellow vs. Epithet Erased)

AdamDRB as Macbeth (audio)
RaccoonBroVA as Nixon, Gerald Ford and Witch 3 (cameo)
garbageGothic as Witch 1
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Witch 2
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, YLFEthan and JK03
Chiseled by Jofinity 
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by Oofie
Art by YLFEthan
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FOREWORD:
I wanted to upload this as a way to publicly preserve a project of mine I will most likely not be continuing. Macbeth vs Nixon was a battle I started working in late 2021-early 2022 back when I was taking both an English and History class in school, both of which covered Macbeth and Nixon respectively in great detail. I thought these people were really interesting and felt awesome to work on - two leaders who were corrupted by power and had their own actions lead to their downfall. 

The audio for it was done pretty quickly in 2022, and I wanted this to be a live action battle. I got Carrick aka RaccoonBroVA, who voiced Nixon, to body act as him also, and he filmed a great performance. Before playing Fred visually in Arthur vs Fred by Discord Rap Battles, Nixon was originally Carrick's first live action role; the first he ever filmed. The body actor for Macbeth unfortunately did not film as quickly in comparison, and eventually it got to a point where the battle kept aging the longer it took for filming to be complete. 

I decided to cut my losses in 2024 and ultimately scrap this project, as I didn't want to be weighed down by such an old project when I could be working on new ideas I'm more passionate about. This idea is still good, and maybe someday I'll get back to it, but for now it'll remain a relic of my earlier years as a rap battle creator.
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LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oT26Dnw4oti0TKqfOdSuBoWw1P_gg375t_pdkCEy8vg/edit?usp=sharing

[SCRAPPED AUDIO] Macbeth vs Richard Nixon. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB, RaccoonBroVA & More)

TheMonarchy as RGB
ZXY as Mr. Puzzles


Crew
Beat by Sinima Beats
Mixed by Trav Shark
Written by Trav Shark
Additional writing help by aepuns, AngelicWarrior, DJBalloonz, ZXY
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark


RGB:
RGB here to bring the beat on your steel
I'm not here for a job, I'm just here to keep it real
Are you a monster? We're not on the same set 
Call you Michael Bay by pulling the same entertainment

Let's play chess, that’ll probably get you on
Considering you treat everyone as your little pawns
Never seen someone insecure to save face
Just to be a SMASH HIT on the picture box for they're taste

Your dad's right, you really have no creativity 
Your World of Make Believe is full of plagiarized activity
You're just the outlaw with the hell that you brought
Unlike the sheriff, you can only handle One-shot 

Now what kind of telly receives terrible reception?
Even after seeing flaws, he shows no redemption
Wanted someone Leggy, now that's a feet obsession 
Just stick to friending rocks if you want better acceptance


Mr. Puzzles:
Greetings, didn't see your name on the cast list
That's fine, cuz like attempts: you won't last this
Really got the rap keys to help you take the lead
Only to have the police come and give you a beat

Who needs heroes? I'm the only star on set
I have five of them, but it seems you're the “marked” object
Hero's got you hanging; anger's got her wrapped
But she's got the hole in her heart when the branch snapped

A swing of your cane and I'll cut your head
Better read the room, you're bleeding infrared
Peter Pan's gotten Negative; he's not the tougher man
Cuz the dreams he smoked are his acid trip to Neverland 

Got the stink eye from your lover with no confess
Even your short extension cord in her output can't impress
Got you binge watching on what you made as goners
You'll always be a scammer with how you Rob her


RGB:
Such a failure, you need people on lock strains
Why even make sense? all you do is rot brains
Seems the Sans really slipping through your very best
Cuz you're bound to this earth to never leave the Ness

You're only great with two roles: a TV and a fool
Unlike the dummy who's always cast as every animal
You're stuck in the past, you've let your amusement go
It's time to knock you off the air and end the Truman Show 

Here's the puzzle: is he someone we should fear? 
(Mr. Puzzles: What?)
Video killed this video star, it should be pretty clear 
(Mr. Puzzles: Wait that's not-)
Quarantined himself cuz his life already spiked
(Mr. Puzzles: Stop it)
So as he's flipping the channels, I'll be flipping the mic
(Mr. Puzzles: ENOUGH!)


Mr. Puzzles:
Why'd you stop? My opponent got cold feet?
Or maybe I'm one of his nightmares on full screen
Maybe if he achieves his goal, he'll let us be
Until then, he's only headlining for LSD

To me, you're the worst one and just lack a fight
Don't take my word, you said it in black and white
Everyone thinks your worthless when you walk on the street
Maybe eat some iron to burn off that acting degree

The screen’s cut to black, it's time to Dial back
Had lots of fun, but your mic hates your vile rap
With all the beating you take that get you rough dry
We should really do this again sometime

Mr. Puzzles vs. RGB ft. TheMonarchy & ZXY

Jack Horner • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Huh, when I heard the news, I thought they weren’t serious 
A whiny self entitled brat is the one that I’m dealing with?
Welp, doesn’t matter, you’ll be coping soon!
An object treating others like their objects will be perfect for my trophy room!

Honestly, kid, we aren’t so different, truth be told
Neglectful parents and CLEARLY the best ones on the show
And I do feel bad you had to go through that misgendering 
I don’t see why they’d censored when there’s nothing there for censoring!

(JACK!) What? I’ve been a menace! (HA!) What took so long, BITCH?! 
Boss (uh) Timing (Uh) I’ve been (UH) ON! (YUH)
I’m always coming better dressed, my reign of fits won’t stop
Don’t need your crocodile tears, with all this DRIP, I’VE, GOT!

(HA-HA!) I’M COOKING! And the pies aren’t even ready
Only times you’ve ever eat is when you chug roaches or jelly *retch?!*
*BARRFFF* Oughyeesh, can someone come and bag her awful face?
…Right, and the vomit too! Both of which are toxic waste! (AHAHAHA!)

Heather • Verse 1: (12 Bars)

(Ugh) You’re disgusting, but if you want to talk hard
I’m ready to annihilate the totem pole of Farquaad’s
I had to deal with nerds and geeks like you for fifty seasons
You’re weaker than Leshawna, I think I can take your beatings!

What’s with the slop you and your minions have been advertising? (EW.)
You somehow made it look like Chef’s food is more appetizing (Right)
I think I’ll pass, go stick your thumb in your-ACTUALLY!
He’s only making pies as he’s more lifeless than his factories!

I- Zip it, Beth (aww..) I thought I told you that I spit the best
I just thought you’d want his wig, it compliments your balding- AHHH!
(Ugh) She’s a troll…at least she can keep that secret
But what else is new? Another pussy left you beaten

Jack Horner • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

Now hold it, sis! (OOH!) I don’t know why you claim you’re even strong (YEAH!)
I beat the little bears, you got belittled by a blonde 
You let her talk down on you, but you’ll fight with Leshawna fine?
The only “drama” here is the island filled up with stereotypes

You aren’t fit for the role of villain, you amateur!
The insults you’ve batted at me are duller than Excalibur
At least I’m not as bad as Chris or the things that he thought up
The only prize he ever left you keep was “Total Trauma!” (OH YEAAAAAH!)

Heather • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

“Not as bad as Chris” Um, hello? Are you INSANE?!
You treat everyone around you like their pawns in some sick game that you created
Don’t you get why the both of you are so hated?
You can’t get your head out of the cloud because your ego’s so inflated!!!

I’m a queen! You’re beneath me! (CRAWL!)
I hope it shows that you drop dead when you look in that crystal ball
You’re an annoying selfish crybaby, go die in a ditch!
Now everybody knows that Jack is a B I T C- *poof!*

Well, that was weird.

(SCRAPPED DEMO) Jack Horner vs. Heather

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