JesseBox as Vert
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Shamrock Shake
Written by JK03 
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearrangement by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks to JK03

Vert (0:15): 
Oh my, am I seeing this right? It seems that this drink here’s attempting to dunk me
Made for St. Patrick’s Day but stepping up to me? You must be quite unlucky
Polluting tummies, the deity of diabetes, while this deity is repping the Xbox
A Vanilla shake with a dose of green, you really put the “sham” in “shamrock!” (Ohh!)
You got no abilities, mine are countless! Came from the Windy City, but I got the wind prowess  
Cower in shame, ‘cause your limited offers couldn’t keep a single McDonald’s crowded!
You dropped the citrus flavor, but your lack of fans must be leaving you sour
Now I am leaving all of your poor contents spilled once you see this CPU’s true power!
This cold drink’s Victory’s looking Iffy, should’ve known challenging me is blasphemy
You might have the “Mc” in your café, but I’m the real HDD MC!
Chilling up here in Celestia, while you can’t reach my height, call it Vert-igo!
Couldn’t handle my flow, so go and put an O between your initials

Shamrock Shake (0:59):
Oh no, a Barbie doll wants to fight! This milkshake’s totally shakin’!
Your games barely make a profit, while McDonald’s rolling in the green I’m makin’ (Woo!)
Talk about fanservice, jeez, you literally shove them in the face!
This dirty per-Vert will be wiped clean, guess you could call me Shamwow Shake!
I’m having this eyesore shut down; I don’t need a Red Ring of Death
‘Cause what I’m spitting is sweet pudding flow, guess you could call me  Nep-Nep!
Your skill’s like your sister ‘cause she’s nonexistent; you’re stealing siblings just for a connection?
Serving my bars fresh like it’s mint condition while your style’s more broken than a Kinect, son!
You’re fixated with playing your games, you would ditch your country to be wasting away
And it goes without saying, I’ve got lines for days while you only got weebs pining over your shape! 

Vert (1:36):
Now you’re truly pushing your luck, flopped worse than your sundae product (Yeah!)
The only kind of drip you’ll ever get is green artificial syrup! 

Shamrock Shake (1:43):
Bitch, I stay chill out the counter, you get overheated from my abusive words
So don't lose your nerve when you're stepping to me or I'm gunning you down like Lil Uzi Vert! (Ha!)

Vert (1:51):
How much longer do we have to continue this foolish battle?
‘Cause your bars are so Blanc and basic, battling you’s not worth the hassle! (Nope!)
Drink from you? It’s like having a McFlurry alongside some toothpaste
I’m sorry, my dear, but I always preferred tea as a drink anyway

Shamrock Shake (2:05):
(Hey!) Your personality falls flat, more vanilla than me at best, man!
You got shares so low that Chika’s the only one who’s giving you some attention, damn
Your franchise’s on the decline ‘cause they’d rather rehash your first game three times
So 4GO the win and forfeit, I just took this bore of a goddess offline! (Ohh!)

Vert vs. Shamrock Shake. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. JesseBoxVO)

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