HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

Tony Rigatoni as Neo 
RNG as Dream 

Written by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, RNG, and Chandler_CCRB
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by Tristan On the Track
Demo by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to MaviKartal2003

Intro:
In this video, the chosen one is going to try to beat me in a rap battle. Also, only a small percentage of viewers are actually subscribed. So if you like this battle, please subscribe. It’s free, and you can always change your mind. Now, it’s time for a Rap Clash

Neo:
I know you’re out there, making your income off the youth
I know that you’re afraid ‘cause what I’m offering is the truth
I feel a sense of Deja Vu, seems you left the mod folder open
Makes sense for you, I'm the one that the odds offer potence
The sham’s resistance is not consistent. I'm bringing the stick like a piston
Against this tasteless feel-less streamer keeping kids’ minds in a prison
You box yourself from society, playing a sandbox for children
Who eat up your shitty vids, like you eat up shit from kittens
Even this fake knows my name, drop gold bars like a Piglin trade
Put in place this disgrace of the YouTube algorithm 
I’ll cement this victory, Clay, rocking the glistening shades
Take all percentage of dubs like your subs, but I’m no mathematician

Dream:
GEORGE! Are you the one that gave Neo the pills to choose
‘Cause the wrong color WasTaken, so he’ll be the one to lose
Your abilities don’t make you fly, only thing they do is scorch the sky
So turn around, and take flight. In a fight I keep a cautious eye
I’ll have Neo slaughtered! Dream’s bringing heat! Rocking beats!
You can’t breathe! You’re choking! Like your girl did on my lucky seed! (WOOOO!)
Stayed ignorant, took the easy path through some portals
And I don’t need your drugs, ‘cause the pills I take are normal :D
You offer potence? yeah right; you’re the Matrix’ TommyInnit
I stop assassins in their tracks but your leather’s already doing it, bitch
Your movies went from praised to average trash for basic ol’ folks
Follow the white rabbit for plot holes, now that’s a Matrix Unsolved

Neo
You encouraged pedophilia and your problematic stans since
There’s no face to be held accountable, that's what the point of the mask is
But your luck’s run out against the chosen one. no effects you got gunned down
Record globally like Dan Davis, now more people want out

Dream:
You’ve kicked the water bucket thinking you can keep afloat
Couldn’t hit me with any flow ‘cause we’re not in the same boat (yup!)
Don’t bother with a fourth verse, trying to resurrect your fame
I’ll make this like Minecraft Monday: Dream’s leaving the game!

Dream Vs Neo - Rap Clash!

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Off!

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. In the final battle of Wave 1, we have the Ultimate Fashionista, Junko Enoshima, going up against the Ultimate Gamer, Just...Gamer, wait isn't that the title of someone else? (Credits and lyrics in doc)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uTa9Bzp19vdcB5XA24RQ9AMCZ0C7SDIlN-lPnlj9XfQ/edit

JustGamer vs Junko Enoshima. FRB Vs Anything.

RaccoonBroVA as Suction Cup Man
Creep Switch as Surveillance Camera Man

Written by Creep Switch

Art by Jordy and CreeperPasta

Produced by Matthew Thomas

Mixed by Dani Frias

Thumbnail by Jordy

Suction Cup Man: 
Hey bitch, i know we’re both known for doing these kinda fights
But I think it's clear which one of us here has reached the higher heights
And ya barely even talk which is pretty boring, but if you stalk me it's gonna get gory
This fight you’ll finds a huge wall to climb, and that ain’t problem for me

I got this dub, i won’t spare your expenses
I’m smudging up your camera lenses 
You’re shitty excuses aren’t proper defenses
You can’t run away when this beating commences

Stepped into another gamble bro, Your camera will be gettin thrown
You can’t top my Suction Cup Raps, LOOK AT ME FLOW

Surveillance Camera Man:
Oh I’m sorry sir, but you really seem to be confused
This is a bad situation that really needs to be defused
I’m just another eye in the sky to sit by as you bother only one guy
So that stalker insult really needs to be reused

I’m just talking a video, While you’re taking an L
Clicking off your vids a faster way out of hell
Yeah i mess with people and end up getting jumped
But it's a better track record than working for trump

Use your cups to plunge your potty mouth, your language is vile
Can’t expect better from the guy who sucked off South Parks style
You’re all talk and no action so don’t be hostile 
So stay mad as i keep the camera for a while

Suction Cup Man:
You’re just a blank slate and an average thug
You can only get along with people on drugs
Managed to be more boring than what i was told
This guys a bigger pile of dicks than the one that i owned

Got in so much trouble you couldn't keep proceeding on
I hope that you’ve taken up that drug dealing job
Thats your only income, you’re dumb outta luck man
Now your channel is dead, but not suction cup man

Surveillance Camera Man:
Watching you rage here has been so much fun
Won’t get drenched when you get beat by a water gun
You’ve gone soft with no need for a plushie spell
You’re the new Business Dummy with the crap you try to sell


I’ve knocked of your high tower, stay on the streets and forever roam
Your trash verse is very fitting right next to your beat up home

Suction Cup Man vs Surveillance Camera Man - Rewind Rap Rumble

Khandaq's Ruler blessed with the power of the Egyptian gods fights against the retired Israeli Super Soldier. Which of these Mighty Adams will triumph in this conflict in the Middle East?

Titanium1208 as Black Adam
Adam Sandler (ASSRB/DRB) as Zohan
Thumbnail by SPM1000 (Subscribe to Zuprem4cy)
Beat produced by Baghira
Mixed by Raichous 
Written by R the Writer



Black Adam: 
The timelines are converging, my power is surging
And if there's a terrorist in need of a purging
Send me to hurt him, then like his post, I'll desert him
Hell, Superman can't fight me alone, my win is certain
Amon gives me strength, Aten sends me higher
Zohan meanwhile's sent to fight against Rob Schneider
An Immortal as your enemy just means you're marked for death
Make you hurt like you do kids, so much for a moral IDF

Zohan: 
I don't want to fighting, but if you want let's do this
Send a bolt of lighting, I bounce it off my tuchus
My words alone can break you, cause friend you're clearly mental
With a few quick swipes I'll make you, the saltiest of pretzels
You don't mess with the Zohan even on his final mission
No plague is sicker than the lines I'll spit on this Egyptian
Your stories grow duller with earth's Infinite Crisis
Set you free after insulting me, but I'm still taking Isis

Black Adam: 
All I thought about as I sat through your vernacular
Is the bullshit people spew when they say Sandler's worst was Dracula
Sun you with Ra rhymes, the weaker Adam can't oppose this
My bolts will burn your bush, it'll start to call for Moses
Whoring yourself out's the climax of your tale's action
While I defend Khandaq til there's more red on me than Batson
You don't have my respect nor do you even amuse me
Maybe that's why this worthless hero can't score more than a movie

Zohan: 
My strategy is solid no matter how foes change
Dismantle you like a machine gun in close range
Enough about the Rock I'm the one who stacks the paper
Ask the ladies who went Zohan, even Black here is not greater
Oh how the mighty fall, I'll beat you to a disco banger
But still you'll keep your anger even when it's all B'Seder
I just make people silky smooth, can you not understand?
Maybe you'll wish you were like me, next time you go Shazam

Black Adam Vs Zohan - Rap Battle

Sheldon Voiced By Matt Raichous
Spencer Voiced By  RaccoonBroVA
Thumbnail By Oofie
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Additional Help By Cri and Anthony Rigatanthoni


BEAT: Old School Slim Shady Type Beat / Weird Funny Hip Hop Rap Beat "Kiss My Ass" Prod. ILL Fortune





Sheldon:

Leonard! Did you call the FBI?
Looks like Quantico sent the OCD P.I.
I would be impressed by your skills on the street
But they won’t help you find how I kill the beat(Bazinga)
I got lyrical theory, scientifically I’m superior
Check the Emmys I got, your show is just inferior
You were growing up delirious, a schizophrenic time bomb
Show was such a bygone, it’s being preached by my mom
You use science as a gimmick
For the magic that you use to fail to pick up women
And It should be a given, getting the fans adoring
But somehow you can make chasing criminals boring
You think I’m jealous, you captured tons of felons?
While I’m still here pulling crowds as Young Sheldon
But I should probably tell him in this match, I got this
My raps are so addicting, you can call them dilaudid.

Spencer:

Hotch? Rossi? This doesn’t seem right.
The MO of our guy says he doesn’t like to fight
But he’s actually here. Trying to get me riled
You wanna play games? Let’s start the profile
A wordy nerd pushing up into his 30s
Ego makes him think he’s worthy, but in truth he’s undeserving
Of a flurry of appraisal his fans just overused
Like the laugh track you abuse to tell them they’re amused!
For us geeks, friends are hard to find.
Which is why it’s baffling you insult yours all the time
I was tortured and shot, needing a cane to walk
But that wasn’t as painful as listening to you talk
Thinking you’re the Apex human is confusing
I drop bombs like Garner, you got twice his delusions!
I push passed my fears, you run away when you’re frightened
You’re Friends with Flags? Time to throw up the white one

Sheldon:

Sorry Reid, I’m disproving your theory
Think you make an impact, let’s look back at our series
(Heh heh) In less time I was made into an icon
Comedy even tighter than the sweater vests you try on
Tried proving your tough, but not effective
When your whole crew treats you like the junior detective
You strive to find happiness just to watch it all end
Left a hole in your heart and your dead girlfriend

Spencer:

You can claim that my life is a tragedy
But really if you ask me, the only thing that’s sad to see
Is you actually convince some lonely girl to marry you
Surprised you didn’t flee, Smarter guys are always scaring you!
And you’ll need more than catchphrases to faze me
It’s crazy they let your show’s writing be lazy
So as you fame fades, there’s no point in faking it
This win isn’t your spot, ‘cause I’m the one taking it

Sheldon Cooper Vs. Spencer Reid - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

King K. Rool:
My ship crashed onto an island, surrounded by pigs
You swines must be sick if you're egg-napping kids
Coming at the croc with cannons? Your mission should abort
While I’m stealing bananas you’re setting off amber alerts
Should wallow your Beard in the Mud along with your sus Minions!
More bloodshot than Red, you don’t fake friendship with this villain!
Taking your crimes to space? Who do you think you're bossin' ?
Your verse won't get a sequel from the rap Bombs that I'm droppin'
After a 9-year hiatus, you Reloaded to match my might?
But as a boxer I am a pro in delivering punchlines!
My raps are a Barrel Blast blowin’ up like TNT
But your island’s frozen over, call it a Tropical Freeze

Leonard & Ross:
You’re an odd species, Ross! What is that?
Sorry sir, I don't know... an alligator with a hat?
Pretty much since nobody takes his kingship seriously
When I’m done you’ll be forgotten just like your entire history
I’ll put you in the slingshot and throw you back where you belong
Since singing little diddy’s is how you also lose to Kongs
You’re a boxer so you’d think you’d hit hard with what you pack
But take one step into Smash, and you lose to Little Mac
You might be a “scary” pirate with those bananas that you took
But don’t tick off this captain or you’ll end up on a hook
If you lose to brainless monkeys then you won’t beat me at all
The only time he ran home with a victory was in baseball...

Cast:
MidgeChamp as King K. Rool
Light as Leonard
SPM1000 as Ross
Written by SPM1000 and DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom
Special thanks to Dani

King K. Rool vs. Leonard - Mini Melee

JesseBox as Vert
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Shamrock Shake
Written by JK03 
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearrangement by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks to JK03

Vert (0:15): 
Oh my, am I seeing this right? It seems that this drink here’s attempting to dunk me
Made for St. Patrick’s Day but stepping up to me? You must be quite unlucky
Polluting tummies, the deity of diabetes, while this deity is repping the Xbox
A Vanilla shake with a dose of green, you really put the “sham” in “shamrock!” (Ohh!)
You got no abilities, mine are countless! Came from the Windy City, but I got the wind prowess  
Cower in shame, ‘cause your limited offers couldn’t keep a single McDonald’s crowded!
You dropped the citrus flavor, but your lack of fans must be leaving you sour
Now I am leaving all of your poor contents spilled once you see this CPU’s true power!
This cold drink’s Victory’s looking Iffy, should’ve known challenging me is blasphemy
You might have the “Mc” in your café, but I’m the real HDD MC!
Chilling up here in Celestia, while you can’t reach my height, call it Vert-igo!
Couldn’t handle my flow, so go and put an O between your initials

Shamrock Shake (0:59):
Oh no, a Barbie doll wants to fight! This milkshake’s totally shakin’!
Your games barely make a profit, while McDonald’s rolling in the green I’m makin’ (Woo!)
Talk about fanservice, jeez, you literally shove them in the face!
This dirty per-Vert will be wiped clean, guess you could call me Shamwow Shake!
I’m having this eyesore shut down; I don’t need a Red Ring of Death
‘Cause what I’m spitting is sweet pudding flow, guess you could call me  Nep-Nep!
Your skill’s like your sister ‘cause she’s nonexistent; you’re stealing siblings just for a connection?
Serving my bars fresh like it’s mint condition while your style’s more broken than a Kinect, son!
You’re fixated with playing your games, you would ditch your country to be wasting away
And it goes without saying, I’ve got lines for days while you only got weebs pining over your shape! 

Vert (1:36):
Now you’re truly pushing your luck, flopped worse than your sundae product (Yeah!)
The only kind of drip you’ll ever get is green artificial syrup! 

Shamrock Shake (1:43):
Bitch, I stay chill out the counter, you get overheated from my abusive words
So don't lose your nerve when you're stepping to me or I'm gunning you down like Lil Uzi Vert! (Ha!)

Vert (1:51):
How much longer do we have to continue this foolish battle?
‘Cause your bars are so Blanc and basic, battling you’s not worth the hassle! (Nope!)
Drink from you? It’s like having a McFlurry alongside some toothpaste
I’m sorry, my dear, but I always preferred tea as a drink anyway

Shamrock Shake (2:05):
(Hey!) Your personality falls flat, more vanilla than me at best, man!
You got shares so low that Chika’s the only one who’s giving you some attention, damn
Your franchise’s on the decline ‘cause they’d rather rehash your first game three times
So 4GO the win and forfeit, I just took this bore of a goddess offline! (Ohh!)

Vert vs. Shamrock Shake. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. JesseBoxVO)

Joe Voiced by Skitzy
Coyote Voiced by Tommy Salommy
Written by Jenni no Mercy
Mixed by Matt Raichous
Thumbnail by TheDangerStranger
Additional help by Skitzy

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhnRXkyXucA

Joe:

The first thing is, I’m not cutting you slack
I’m the Big Cat, getting Exotic on the track!
Dealt with giant tigers and I’m here to compete
Against the guy who got famous shoving limbs into croc teeth!
But talk is cheap, your channel’s time drew out.
Try measuring up, let’s check the view count.
14 million subs, you seem hard to beat
But Tiger King’s got 64 mil in their seats!
Was rocking the boat ‘fore Netflix was showing!
You got the Net fixing you up with Jeff and Conon!
My rhymes keep owning, you better just can it.
This’ll be as short-lived as you on Animal Planet!
Your fans flatter with patter but as a matter of fact
Your channel only attracts with those animal attacks!
Before you overreact, maybe hide in a Zoom call!
Your backers would love to watch a self hurting dude fall!

Coyote:

I’m Coyote Peterson, entering the strike zone
Wiley, throwing verbal stones in the fight zone
Might think I’m nervous, facing such an ugly thing
But despite urban myths, his bars don’t actually sting
I love nature, got the passion for the animals
With the way you treat the cats? I’d smack you in the mandible!
Barely understandable, no handle on your accent
Need a dating show to give your love life a last chance!
You’re on the fast track to straight being forgotten
With a personality like your tiger feed: rotten
Taught millions about the flora and fauna of every climate
Conquered the Cow Killer, I can crush a Tiger Tyrant!
Spitting venomous bars, like a black-necked cobra
You throw a hissy fit, like the pits in Manitoba!
Your mullet’s not your only thing that needs to be clipped
You want some deadly shots? Ask your hubby for tips

Joe:

Bringing up Travis? Now you've gone too far!
This battle wouldn’t make a footnote in my Memoir!
Leave ya like your namesake: defeated and flattened
When I commit verbal murder: Call me Carol Baskin!
Channel is just a has-been! Peterson can’t mask it!
Maybe get a dung beetle to carry your fucking casket!
Tired of this racket. Kiss my ass, bastard!
Got beef? I’ll give ya to the tigers in my backyard.

Coyote:

Still attacking me? Joey keeps on forgetting
Coyotes fight back when they’re cornered or threatened!
Sean Evans gave me hotter burns with a wing sauce
This is just another face off the Tiger King lost!
Now, mole rats are blind, but even they could tell
The only bars you’re packing are lining your prison cell!
This fight is over, Joe. I’ve tamed your lame style.
To the viewers at home. Be brave! Stay Wild!

Joe Exotic Vs. Coyote Peterson - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

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