Swoldow as Dunkey
Cri as NakeyJakey
Written by Pixel Chris and Powerofdan
Additional Writing by Rabi and Jofinity 
Flow test by Powerofdan
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 

NAKEYJAKEY:
Coming to battle, guess I should see my opponent is in rapping
Oh! It’s someone out of my video from crappy voice acting 
If you really wanna face off, this HotBoy will dish out Hot ‘Zas
Is Moby Dick’s what this is based on? Cause I’m about to Pop Off
The jokes you’re most known for now are just copypasta spamming
My bars will leave you running away like: What’s it look like, I’m fucking camping
I make better points than you any day, but I guess my logic is flawed 
Because you’re a little bitch in many ways, but now I don’t insist on petting the dog

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
Bubby, really? Think you can bring me low
You clearly forgot I have the record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito
Your raps are initially shit, but too bad it doesn’t grow on you 
You’re lame of the year, Super Mario Bros Poo (OOOH)
The least clothed of the Dunkey clones wants to face me on the track?
Just a FUCKING PAAAAANCH and you’ll never come back
I hate turn based combat, but I’m still winning this fight
You’re nitpicking and bias, I win, bye-bye! 

NAKEYJAKEY:
That’s your verse? I’ve heard more legitimate raps off of Limewire
Whilst I’m George Bush on a school computer: shots fired
Fantano was generous with that 7, your wack raps are see through
I’m rolling in dough because I have a Knack to (Knack 2) beat you
Put months of work in my videos, simply, you’re basic, I’m complex
A unique star, you’re pulling a Scott The Woz, joking ‘bout Gex
That along with the 3 other jokes you tell on a daily basis 
I have more bars rapping the names of my Patrons
Rockstar, to Disney, to Dating, my quality stays consistent 
Your mic goes from decent to 9 year old on Xbox Live in an instant 
And your mom? Well, after this brawl dissolves,
Let's just say I'm not gonna be the only one bouncing on my balls

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
*ring ring* Hello, is this Taco Bell? Yeah, that sauce wasn’t spicy
Call me ya shoes, you can come and bite me
Left to right I keep firing back shots - bam, black ops
Left to right you keep not uploading a single fucking video, unbelievable!
I may be a Donkey, but considering your name, you’re more ass
I’m so hard to beat, call me the Dark Souls of rap
I know you’re scared fighting me, I go big mode
Talked about Last of Us 2 and then went, “I’m done making good videos”
This battle really makes it feel like you’re getting your ass kicked
You have me asking “What The Fuck?” more than either the Mario Movie or Hatris 
Your lines could never beat me in your dreams against what I molded
You just got clapped by me, and I wasn’t even blindfolded

NakeyJakey vs Videogamedunkey - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

Elon musk. Vs Nikola Tesla. 

Elon:
Janice cancel my 4:30, guess I gotta take the floor, firstly
You don't step to the CEO than just step out of your verse, please
I don't just take dubs I make 'em you're getting played, I thought you'd learn from Thomas.
I’ll be sure to Paypal you for a new mic after I've dropped it

I’m Elon Musk soaring higher than space-x
Surpassing humanities boundaries while you and your relevance stay dead
I got followers and fame just from a pic of me getting wasted
You only got followers in nerds like you who’ll never get third base (DAMN)

I usually don’t take pity, see
But now I see a broke broken old man
Who died alone with no fans
With nothing but a pigeon in his family.

Tesla:

I’ve heard enough, pathetic, gimme the spotlight I invented
Descended, the God of inventions’ so prepare as im bouta present this

My talent is uncontested, left the blueprint for descendants
Solet me end this conflict with the power that I have transmitted

The father of the 20th, all your work just disappoints
So just stick tweeting about your precious Dogecoin

Now for you to get a woman? It's as easy as 123! 
But when they finished digging gold, they just had to leave!

So prepare for the bear with Siberian bars 
I’m Finessed and outta this world, call me Bruno Mars


Ahead of my own time, my inventions are top secrets
I changed history! Wario here made cars more hideous!

If I ever need to take a dump in my laboratory
I’ll use your puny space lab as my lavatory 

Elon:

Tesla, you may have paved the way for cool guys like me. 
But look at it this way, you caused Mark Zuckerberg to be!

It's the 21st century, so get back in line! 
 Your technology will be outdated in no time!

You were an innovator, but now we need something better, 
I named my company after you, But my cars are always greater

I’ve got the boring company, but your boring, with those lame bars 
spitting heat like my flamethrower, that’s even better on mars.


Tesla:

innovator creator, with fire disses like the wardenclyffe! wireless transmission, like grimes I’ll deliver with this sick riff 


You weren’t kidding when you said you were on a high mark, Smokin’ with Rogean, doesn’t make you Tony Stark! I spit hotter than than Venus,Your raps sound like barks? so let me turn off the lightbulb, and let it get pitch dark

Elon Musk vs. Nikola Tesla- Rap Battle. (ft. VerilyVee)

Beerus (Dragon Ball) - Jofinity
Meowth (Pokemon) - Psytube
Sakamoto (Nichijou) - MetaMachine
Happy (Fairy Tail) - Ultra King
Amanojaku (Ghost Stories) - Cri
Doraemon - NextLevel
Ferris (Re:ZERO) - Danii

(prod. by InsaneBeatz)

BEERUS:
Prepare a feast, I’m about to sear this beat
These pussies are gonna find out why they should fear the beast
I’m the Lord of Destruction, never bored of consumption
Wanna hoard all the fun? Well, your world is just done, then
When I’m goin’, I know that there’s no opponent
Who could land a blow as potent or take a flow and explode it
I could destroy your galaxy while taking a cat nap
So forgive me if I sleep on your wack raps

MEOWTH:
I learned to talk to get a girl that night
Which means there’s only one Poké-MC: Meowth, that’s right!
That mouse can bite me cause today I’m stealing the beat
Fuck a twerp, bitches are gonna be following me
My claws are mad so if I see a record they just gotta scratch it
When Team Rocket’s mascot’s on a track you’d better all start blasting off
That cat had oughta pack it up, my long term plan is:
Today, the entire world, tomorrow, the bosses’ lap, kid!

SAKAMOTO:
Walk in like I own the place, You’re face to face with Sakamoto
Elder of the Shinonomes arriving to be topping all yo
Pussycats! You’re wussies, wack! thinking you can rock it? No-no!
Known for taking punches but come back from them like a non-stopping yo-yo
I don’t need a mouth to spit raps since my drip does all the talking
Going toe-to-toe with this cat’s will amount to bodies dropping
(hahahahaha!) I thought cats landed on their feet
But instead you all collapsed while my claws are cutting deep!

HAPPY:
 Here’s a Fairy Tale from your favorite mascot
Never turning tail cause I exceed my foes and the plot
Always seeing evil mages end up in the casket
Cause they messed with the team lock & loaded with the shots 
Shocking is it not but I ain’t running on watts
Catmander always cooking with a beat as a pot
Never lacking heart, so I’m always beating on heads
And when this Pussy starts to roar, entire armies end up dead

AMANOJAKU:
Enough with that mumbo jumbo Amanojaku has arrived
Catch this killer kitty’s claws cause you’ll find that I’m the heartless type
Make a deal with the Devil? Man, you can’t be the only one
Have a Ghost end your Story when you mess with the Oni one
Don't want this to get as ugly as what those Scooby-Don’ts find scary
Because I have bigger fish to fry, so this form is temporary
Turn to a pussy when this pussy adds you next on his list
Take your girl in 7 days cause she a ghost and my bitch

DORAEMON:
It's fujiko's favorite feline og here to rep
Shots always outta pocket keep it tucked till word from triple F
I'll send u too him 6ft solving problems is what I do best
Y'all childish but I'm used to that man how you think I got these checks
If Nobi need a tool he know Doraemon has it
The whole world looking at me awed they saying go go gadget
How do I do it shits a mystery these dudes ain't grasping
I grab the bread right of ya plates ya bank accounts now fasting

FERRIS:
Hold up, you activated my rap card
You fuckin’ wit’ royalty without knowin’ you ain’t that hard
Make y’all simp like Subaru then toss you in my backyard
A cracked guard, crossin’ me will not go that far, ay, ay
And just look where that shit took me, I’m passin’ all of the rookies
Slashin’ swords with me, you’ll more than plead 
And then we’ll have to censor that shit like it’s asian pussy, yuh
But it ain’t like I got one, though, so I ain’t shooken

CATS OF ANIME CYPHER (feat. Jofinity, Psytube, MetaMachine, and more!)

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE ORI SERIES OF GAMES, DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU CARE TO GO INTO THESE GAMES BLIND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qIhic6Sddcg4w71pOfk8ER-uAVdG9etsg_PnbkqfbiE/edit
Kamren the Person as Galeem
Snakebite126 as Ori
Additional voices by GamingPlush64
Written by MetaMachine
Beat by Trunxks
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Hint for next battle: "Deities of Destruction" (featuring garbageGothic and Titanium1208)

Ori vs. Galeem

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Welcome back to another "Inside" Rap Battle of "Obscurity", this time it's a rap battle of the mascots. We have Larry the Lorekeeper of Decent PG Rap Battles and Heisenvinci of Gridline Rap Battles having their try at the mic. Hope you all enjoy!

Cast:
Shimario as Larry the Lorekeeper
RNG as Heisenvinci
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat mix by GamingPlush64
Characters by GamingPlush64 and Mr. Tibbs of GridLine Studios

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Heya, Vinci, I’m Larry, Vinci, I would show you round the area, Vinci
It’s just too bad this place is like your hairline, cause it’s barren, Vinci 
So wash up, cause that beard is Da Stinky (Hehe)
And based on the future I’m leading (ay)
Better run from this beating (ay)
Or I’ll show you why Patrick rebranded from PG 
So hats off, when it comes to the rap battle mascots, why I’ve been here to stay
You tried to follow a schedule, but one battle later you went “Heisenvinci away!”
Trans rights is what I preach (ay), but this time you better behave
Add your placement at the top to the list of things you can’t reclaim

Heisenvinci:
Heisenvinci, ride with blicky strapped to take this sucker out
I hear you own a library, so why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
Leave this bitch ass strung up so get that hand out your booty hole
Cause if that’s how you sound in the booth, no wonder everyone abandoned your studio
Smoke a green ass blunt as I steal this dub
When I leave you snubbed like it’s DR Month
Cause I come in packed with an AR, G
That’ll leave you trashed like your ARG
So maybe stop talking out of your ass and learn to fucking spit
I don’t know if you’ve heard buddy, but I’m the one who shits

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Well golly, seems you’re the spiteful sort, better not disrespect my title or
The next thing that you’ll need to be raising funds for is your gosh dang life support
A drunk fit is where you started, your off-the-wall humor was meant to falter
So senseless, I don’t even think Clinton Taylor would get you, Walter 
Played cat and mouse with the feds and got busted in a Starbucks sippin’?
Got your WiFi traced just cause you couldn’t stay off the Grid-mas 
Cosmic controller, all I need is the Doc in my folder to delete ya
So watch me terminate this Windows desktop - hasta la Vista

Heisenvinci:
Better seal those lips, bitch my fit is so god damn fly, I’m a bearded pimp
You had to rewrite your whole fucking universe just to get decent drip
I’ll be letting my shotty sing on top this beat, bitch you a mockery
Larry the Cucumber’s looking watered down, ERBoBotany
You’ll sleep with the fishes when I’m dropping trout
I’ll take this bore and add him to my body count
Once the people see how bad your face is busted
Even BTD won’t wanna #MakeItPublic
Left you eating a whole damn dust buffet on this track, brother 
Heisenvinci out, cause I’ve just made this your Last Supper (Oh!)

Ping Count: 40.

Larry the Lorekeeper vs Heisenvinci - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

[EDIT: When I made this battle, I did not consider how my voice acting as lean could be insensitive. While it was never my intention for the voice to play into racial stereotypes, I now recognize it was inappropriate to take it in the direction I did. Had this battle been made today, I would not have made those same choices. I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused. ]

This battle was made after Cam Steady challenged his discord server to create a rap battle between Mug Root Beer and Lean (the drug), and the first to submit a competent battle would win. I was the first contestant to submit and thus the winner. This is the first CRB* I've gotten paid for.

(Prod. RAPBATTLE-ENS)
 
Thumbnail By: Shimario
Written By: Me
Mixed By: Me
Lean: Me
Mug: Me

Mug:
They walk in the super bowl party asking where mug is at
Lean’s what people mean when they speak about death to mumble rap
You styro-phony can’t believe pre-teens are drinking sprite and codeine
No caffeine needed, my taste too high a dosage - die by OD

Summer, winter, any season - sale numbers stay floatin'
You can drink it, freeze it, eat it, fact is root beer’s simply goated
And you know it, got you foaming like a solo cup for this verse
So I’ll pour one for my homie, R.I.P. sizzurp

Lean:
I know that this dog don't think he fucks with hip hop
My drink gets you faded we must’ve got our shit swapped
You sounded stale, man every line’s running flat
You gotta mix it for the rebels, stop catering to their dads

I don’t need no stupid ads, I’m at every party worth being in 
Put your ass on the floor like we trappin’ up with the EDM
You can’t compete I’ll murk ya, They love the lean we purple
Red and Blue - run from the cops at the scene when we leave you murdered

*This battle is not considered an official addition to the Central Rap Battle canon. It is a seperate series called Central Rap Battles*. For this reason, it can be submitted for BOTY and BOTM in addition to my other series Central Rap Battles.

Central Rap Battles*: Mug Root Beer vs. Lean (the drug) [READ DESC.]

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped