https://youtu.be/OKai3vc2a0c
[original guitar score by @john-byrne-117035719]

4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - IGNITION!

A final lap dance, one last drink
but baby don’t feel sorry for me.
'bout to ditch the thing
that makes your boobs swing,
back up the well to where the rocks roll free.

‘Cause I’m an asteroid miner (ooh-ooh!)
like my daddy and my paw-paw was.
And yeah, I wear manliner (ooh-ooh!)
just so you would know I’m not your earthworm cuz.

I’m an asteroid miner. (miner, miner, wooh-ooh!)
I’m an as-te-ro-oid mi-i-i-i-iner (ooh)

[break]

Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah!
You're part of my therapy (ye-eah!)

Out in the Belt I’m closer to God
and I thank Him for pressurizing my pod.
I shoot from the hip and trust my gut
and gut anyone that tries to steal my cut!

‘Cause I’m an asteroid miner (wooh-ooh!)
born on a hull where we drink our piss.
But I wear designer (oh-ooh-ooh!)
just to let you know I’m not your broke-ass sis.

As-teroid mi-ne-er—mine that asteroid... (owww!)

I know who to sell to, who to bribe, and who to rob.
No Martian robot’s gonna steal my job.
Got a powerful lobby in the Solar Alliance.
We say, give us better ships
but fuck your science! (yeah, fuck your science!)

And I’m not gay, not even bi-curious.
When I sleep with other men it’s because I’m “Mercurious”
It’s okay to want a penis—
just pray it away when you slingshot from Venus.

Asteroid miner—pillar of the Solar economy
Asteroid miner—never a pillar of salt for sodomy (that was never me!)
Asteroid miner—never covet my pilot's wife
Asteroid miner—but my pilot’s torso makes me feel alive...

[instrumental break]

Lap dance over but don’t worry about me—
I’m headed to a place where everything hangs free.
It’s pretty cool if you like huge diamonds.
I’ll introduce you to my best friend Simon...

Ooh, Simon! He’s my favorite asteroid miner.

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Asteroid Miner

This is the blueprint for Dr Optimiser’s 4th studio album. Soundcloud is an essential sounding ground for feedback before the ultimate release. The people on SoundCloud and Repost Exchange are really important to Dr Optimiser and their views are highly valued and shape the final mix and mastering. Please provide honest feedback.

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Turn Around

Left For Dead

Lyrics: Fred Offret
Music: Fred Offret
Vocals, Guitars & Electro arrangement: Fred Offret

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Dead End

I dreamed you were lost in the woods
You frolic through the trees
You are a knight of old
Who no one could say wasn't brave or bold

The darkness steps out of your way
And flees from your sight

I won't let you fall
Nothing can hold you down
Your heart is a metropolis
Housing all the ones you love

Confetti and fireworks filled the sky
The day that you arrived

You leave the green behind
In the end
You find a parade

There's nothing on this Earth that’s for me
If it weren't for you

We're not going home

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This was the first Northern Sky song we ever recorded, all the way back in 2021. It started with a spark — and This Time still carries that warmth: messy hair, morning coffee, quiet rooms, and choosing someone with your whole heart.

This Time

Welcome to my roots

Ill leave it there with a watch on my wrist - whatever you need they say - practice

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