Noontime Scam

Track written , composed and produced by Megan and VMD

Dontbotherme - Megan (VMD)

sweetheart

Synodia - my number one ( Sweetheart - 2011 DOWNLOADABLE )

night drive

Low Tide

CRYSTAL METAL Second Version

Spotify

You'll never make a seamstress out of me.
Your clothes will have to suffer down the years.
I don't come free.
See, it's ragged on the borderline.
You never said what's yours is mine.
You will not make a seamstress out of me.

If I chose to go hunting, I'd succeed.
And bring home some wild animal, that's mostly made of meat.
Of course, there's always tooth and claw,
and I've never killed a thing before.
But if I chose to be hunting, I'd succeed.

If I were a spaceman, would you be waiting when I land?
And if I sailed off to some war, what's a ribbon for?

The fireside is warm and idly,
I watch you as you sit there and sing into fires deep.
A singer you will always be.
Your song to sing, a minor key.
A constant ever-changing melody. 

If I chose to go fishing, I'd succeed.
Although I know almost nothing about the dark ways of the sea.
I'm sure that I'd bring back a fish.
A fish for you to make your dish.
If I chose to go fishing, I'd succeed.

If I were a spaceman, would you be waiting when I land?
and I was due to hang, would you make a stand?

If I was a spaceman, there'd be a ticker tape parade,
but if it goes the other way, I hope you stay.



If I Were a Spaceman

Laura

All Music By Me (Performed and Written) with the following exceptions:   “Everything Is Bigger In Texas” written by Benjamin Nix and Dani Ford  “So Wrong (So Many Times)” written by Benjamin Nix and John Moreland  “Emotional Constipation” written by Benjamin Nix and Kahlan Davis

Special thanks to Dani Ford, Kahlan Davis, John Moreland and the Toxic Bros.

Cover Art by OlcayErtem (PixaBay)

Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Lyrics: The Holy Scriptures - The CHRISTian Bible
Music: All The Musicians Listed Below
Cello: Lindsay VandenBerg
Piano: Debra Perry
Keyboard: Debra Perry
Bass Guitar: Debra Perry
Vocals: Rachel DeGraaf; Dina Evearitt; Emil Evearitt; Robert Ham; daniel allen schutte
Second Acoustic (Synthesizer): Debra Perry
Electric Guitar (Synthesizer): Debra Perry
Brass (Synthesizer): Debra Perry
Strings (Synthesizer): Debra Perry
Cymbal (Synthesizer): Debra Perry
Rain Stick (Synthesizer): Debra Perry
Acoustic Guitar: daniel allen schutte
Irish Flute: daniel allen schutte
Conga: daniel allen schutte
Tambourines: daniel allen schutte
Shakers: daniel allen schutte
Recording Engineer: Debra Perry

"May THE LORD...Be Glorified" (I Peter 4:11b)

Don’t ask me why, but since a while already I wanted to make a song about drugs or drug addiction, but I was always missing time or inspiration, if not both! And, all of a sudden, don’t ask me why again, a melody started turning in my mind and blurry ideas of lyrics came…

Actually, maybe I know why! I reflected on crazy corporation managers making crazy things (yes, I know a few, but no, I won’t name any here) and got to the conclusion that the simplest and most probable explanation for their senseless behaviors was that they were on cocaine and, separately, I saw again the iconic scene of the memorable Billy Mack giving an important message to kids about drugs. Sometimes, it doesn’t take more than that to start writing music and lyrics, but usually it takes a lot more serious efforts before you can publish something reasonably good.

In this case, I was simply missing the vocabulary: I don’t know this kind of slang, even in my mother tongue. So, I needed to do some researches and learnt few things, thanks to Google and whoever created such useful summaries, even I doubt they ever intended to have it used as song inspiration (https://www.snohd.org/DocumentCenter/View/2516/Drug_Names_Slang_2019_05_09 and https://www.addictioncenter.com/drugs/drug-alcohol-slang/)! 
Moreover, the recording itself was kind of a trip, with its up and down, making me feel happy, then angry, complicate the simple and simultaneously simplifying the complex, not always for the best. At the end, I wasn't sure what's real and what's only in my head, what I could actually put down and what was still only a dream. So, before getting totally crazy myself, I decided to stop and to publish this Pill Lady Chaser in its not raw anymore, but not fully polished neither shape. 

I hope you like it and that it won't drive you nut!

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If I Were a Spaceman

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