Tired of cold short days? Me too. Let's party!!  I haven't posted anything new in a while so here's a 10 year old tune that will be new to some of my peers, and those who've heard it have already gotten over the shock. This is an exercise in licentious sexual innuendo and lewd, funky sounds. It's what happens when an otherwise innocent childhood is spent listening to Jimmy Castor Bunch, New Birth, Slave, James Brown, Funkadelic, etc, and there are some biblical metaphors thrown in for good measure. It can be downloaded in case I decide to run for Governor and need to quickly hide all scandal.

OK where does this nonsense come from? 

"There's a primordial dread and fear of the power of the Feminine expressed in the feckless desire to dominate and control a situation that the poor fool just oughta accept as way beyond his own meager forces."  -- Carl Jung

James Brown --  Hot Pants (use what she got to get just want she want)
https://youtu.be/lehBlK2MrD8
James Brown -- Just Look at Those Cakes (yeah he got away with this stuff)
https://youtu.be/7fMNganQ-z0
Jimmy Castor -- Trogolodyte (that bass tho')
https://youtu.be/n0zfdptxQvY
P-Funk -- Undisco Kid (the girl was baaad)
https://youtu.be/o38j7m3ZMWE
New Birth -- Got to Get a Knutt (sorry their title not mine)
https://youtu.be/2HQsslSYDbA
Ohio Players --  Skin Tight (ditches britches stitches, delicious)
https://youtu.be/5Smb9DkYDr8

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
I went down to the melon patch 
gonna find myself a big 'un
it was Saturday morning and the sun was shining 
and I was ready for diggin'

there she was alone with her hands around a vine
sunlight shining through her summer dress I said my my my

my name is Daisy hope you don't mind
that I'm down here pulling on your vines
now if you please may i keep on pickin?
and one more thing I taste like chicken

she was in my melon patch already picking
and now she tells me she tastes like chicken
this could be the thing that I've been missing
now here's a girl that tastes like chicken

she followed me home with a couple juicy melons
I said baby where you are from but she wasn't telling
now something about her story just wasn't clickin'
I know a lotta girls don't none of them taste like chicken

back in my kitchen I cut the rind
it was pink and juicy on the inside
she said baby just a minute
I need to step outside before we get in it

she went outside behind a big old tree
I was following close behind but I didn't let her see
then I heard something that blew my mind
she was talking alien on a radio line

she came back in through the front door
wearing nothing but a smile
I know she's an alien
but I'll let it go for now

now I'm not sure how it's gonna all work out
I still got my extraterrestrial doubts
but man she looks good standing in my kitchen
and she tastes like chicken

Tastes Like Chicken

Oh, really?? Yes. I was inspired by the fact that I love my phone and streaming. Hulu and Netflix are like Pepsi and Coke. We need our brain occupied so we won't use it. Sometimes you gotta just ride the wave, man.

Ryan's Next!

Oh, Content!

written and performed by Stone Catcherye
recorded at Sound Construction Studio

Heist

Holden Caufield's Bong

written, performed, arranged and recorded by:
Stoniam

Liam J Boyle - guitar, bass, piano, drums, vocals, mix, mastering
Stone X Catcherye - vocals, lyrics

Magnetism & Affinity

I am magnetized just by your smile
I'm in love with you, I'm attracted to
a deep affinity for your soul

grow a rose out of Stone
concrete molds I have broke
magnet soul, not a clone
left alone, I explode

but you see, the magnet is in my head

I am energized just by your eyes
I'm in love with you, I adore the view
& deep affinity for your soul

sunken boat, lost at sea
no one dares look for me
on my own since my teens
no one stares no one sees

but you see the madness is in my head

I am hypnotized just by your light
I'm in love with you, this enamored mood
this deep affinity for your soul

Magnetism & Affinity

written and performed by
Stone Catcherye
recorded at 
Sound Construction Studio

Regrets of a Jedi

bending your mind with just mine
light years apart
I had died, bled out mine
some years ago
it was true, it was you
who broke my heart
I had died when that life
had made me dark

now with a saber of light
I have come to win this fight

holding your soul way too close
trusting you blind
I let go, escaped from
a place to hide
it was true, it killed you
it stopped your heart
you had lied with devils
who tore us apart

bending your mind with just mine
light years apart
I had died, bled out mine
some years before
it was true, it was you
who broke my heart
I had died when that life
had made me dark

now with a saber of light
I have come to win this fight
so you're here to test my might....

Regrets Of A Jedi

a medley of songs from our 2nd album, "Shadowface II" available on our bandcamp page: https://shadowfaceband.bandcamp.com/
The album is available on streaming services too: https://shadowface.hearnow.com/

Shadowface is:
bitzone
stone catcherye
unearth noise

Shadowface II

Shadowface 2 Album Medley

Break The Spell

Song Composed, Arranged, Performed & Produced by Liam Boyle

The Spy Who Dropped Acid

a song written by Stone X. Catcherye while riding the Thunderbolt.
recorded at Sound Construction Studios.

When It's Over

purple skies, lovely eyes, won't you marry me?
I've come down from the clouds momentarily
smile bright for tonight, time might roll on by
don't let go, souls do glow, they glow like your eyes
some days, love, fills you up, shows you ways to be
purple skies, love is high, what it does to me

don't you take me
don't replace me
don't you wake me
don't you hate me
when it's over

autumn eyes in my mind, why we smoke these leaves
I've come down to your ground to find time to breathe
smiles shine for tonight, time, it won't rewind
don't you know of my soul, don't you know my kind?
now and then, all my friends, somehow question me
purple skies, people die, not from love, from greed

don't you take me
don't replace me
don't you wake me
don't you hate me
when it's over

don't you take me
don't replace me
don't you wake me
don't you hate me
when it's over

When It's Over

written and recorded by Stone Catcherye at
Sound Construction Studios
in the shadows

Casting Shadows

I like wearing shades
I love sunny days

days too bright for eyes
ruined by you guys

why are you always
casting such shadows
do you just still have
big mommy problems

I dig summer days
I vibe on suns' rays

days with blinding skies
ruined by the likes of

why are you always
casting such shadows
do you just still have
big mommy problems
so many issues

I know you love hate
and have since 8th grade

why are you always
casting such shadows
do you just still have
so many issues
why are you always
casting such shadows
is it you're pretty
with all the lights off?

Casting Shadows

My name's Stone Catcherye, I'm a songwriting musician from the Northeastern United States. While I enjoy most genres, I tend to write in rock-oriented genres. I like to collaborate with others. I have lots of albums available on my bandcamp page, almost all of them are a name your price, so now you have no excuse, go download some! You can also catch me at select live performances, if you see me, say hi! Thanks for taking your time to check out my music, have a beautiful day.

I write songs and work in the following projects/bands:

Stoniam • Thee Ancient Aliens • Shadowface • bitStone • Keep the Fear

~stone x catcherye~

Regrets Of A Jedi

stone catcherye

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