double trouble 

nEon as Larry Koopa
Chandler as Larry the Lobster
Writing by GnomeYT and TheDangerStranger
Thumbnail by GnomeYT
Series logo by SPM1000
Mixing by jort


Lobster Verse 1:

Hello there, my good visitor, sir, and welcome to the Goo Lagoon!
I hope you enjoy your one-day holiday you scraped from being Bowser’s stupid goon.
And- oh no, it’s a disaster! You’re clearly drowning in the massive flow,
I guess I’ll have to dive inside, but certainly not to save you! (Ooh!)
I protect bodies, both of water and my damn thick bod,
While your tattoo is even worse than a Patrick Star,
And my raps dig far into the ground,
Like Nintendo burying you in a Monty Mole mound! (Ow!)
It’s no wonder that’s the basis of your damning hotel,
Leaving you more tilted than your fight in Mario World.
Building the body of my rap structure, I’m the winner!
While no blue hair dye could stop you from taking silver.

Koopa Verse 1:

Ha! This rhyme is mine! And so is this fine rap fight.
You may be a lifeguard, but dude, you have a crap life!
You’re absolutely mindless, yet you compare ME to Pat? Why?
Oh, I get it, it’s because you lose in votes to that guy.
Quality raps and diets seem to be what you lack,
But I'm rather used to beef on a track!
Piloted a sun robot, and now I’m on fire!
You’re watered down. White crap your nose is what defines ya!
You must be on steroids, Larry The Mobster,
You claim to be muscular, but can’t run a gym at all! (Uh!)
I’m jacking the track, while you think that getting jacked’s the answer,
But still aren’t ripped as Spongebob’s pants are.

Lobster Verse 2:

You can’t fire shots, but have a castle full of cannons, guy?
Even the damn pickle’s a Larry that’s much less randomised.
Observe… as I lift this paperweight like I’m those stone pillars.
I’ll run rings around you, even harder than your own sister!
I've got the big meaty claws, to slice your steak with pure muscle!
Weakest in your merry band, nothing to do in your tussles.
Rock-hard shell, I pack the skin to smash a beat, kid,
In Super Smash Bros, you’re just a second-class reskin!

Koopa Verse 2:

Biggest gimmick that I’ve ever had is just some damn fountains,
But that’s all I need to be less basic than you, ha!
Than visit your crashing death trap, I’d rather go Sand Mountain,
Massive fan of tan, and man, my burns can help you do that!
You’re such an utter sucker, that a sponge upstaged you too hard,
Not even my magic could create that level of blue-balled!
This so-called muscled gross slob stinks way worse than Wario, sheesh!
And I just ate this tasteless fraud, who’s sloppier than protein.

Larry Koopa VS Larry the Lobster | Koopalings VS Anything

Originally planned to be a Twosday audio, the world famous Super Smash Brothers Ultimate game goes up against one of its like/inspired games: Nickelodeon All Star Brawl in a(bonus)rap battle!

Vote for who won: https://forms.gle/aKHHx4VKB1ZZE3uUA

Credits(this will NOT get a video unfortunately):
Cherry-Jacobrl99 as All Star Brawl
Javi Kami as Smash Ultimate 
Written(in like hours) by NateURB
Additional writing help by TheDangerStranger
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell

Ok I kinda lied about the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43xwlKz-VQ

Lyrics:
NASB(V1-0:12)
They always say the student surpasses the master
But I’m the master hero killing off this disaster
I don’t need a lot of time to get this bit over with
So when I’m done with this you’ll see I’m the true Ultimate
Quickplay? It takes forever with the internet in your players' hands 
They would rather rant on twitter than pay a few bucks for LAN
This All-Star leaving you shut down like I was your beta Plant 
The only patch you need to work on is with you and your fans(yeesh!)
I’m bringing the Fire, while you’re obsessed with the Emblem
People hated you for bringing Byleth and were raged, but then some
Player comes along and plays them to ruin the fun for everyone
But of course you do nothing because you’re stuck in hitstun 
Any chance of your people getting bitches won’t see the Light 
They’re all such tryhards, no wonder your roster went past 69
I just turned Smash into a Spirit, so with this I’m done 
And like all your canceled players, you’re not coming back from this one

SSBU(V1-0:58)
I am so sorry, but I forgot you existed
I couldn’t hear you over all the fame and wealth that I’m getting
Tried to compete with me at Mainstage, but the view count still favors me 
So can someone explain why people call this a rivalry, please?
You’re one to talk about speed with how slow your loading screen is
I mean a full match of me could end before your game begins
Been crushing it ever since we shipped out the first letter 
You ripped off my previous title but mine was still fucking better!
Compared to me you’re as useless and small as a mii, though
You wouldn’t be any more relevant or better as an amiibo
Nobody wants to play a game that could end in a few seconds
Loading screen’s full of slime ‘cause you’re just sloppy seconds
I’ve got you in disadvantage and now I’m putting you to rest 
Since you never got off the ground anyway, that’s a 0 to Death
The announcer called “game” so it’s time for my victory screen
But this isn’t the first time that you got overshadowed by me

Smash Ultimate vs. All Star Brawl- Extra Universe Battle! (ft. Javi Kami and Cherry-Jacobrl99)

Simply Yuki as Konata Izumi
Light as Jotaro Kujo
Written by JK03 & Thisizaraisu
Directed and Storyboarded by JK03
Material Provided by Jofinity
Thumbnail & Cover Art by JK03
Mixed by Jort
Art by LimJJ
Beat Edited by Thisizaraisu
Beat by SYKO

Konata Izumi:
Hey, look at this, guys! You see that buff dude, right?
He’s from this crappy anime I saw on TV last night! 
Half your show’s just fight after fight, cut down the filler plotlines
I know you’re in Egypt, but your story didn’t have to be THAT dry!
You bore us with your oras, can’t punch your way through every conflict!
Come as close as you like, (Hoho!) but you still cannot touch this!
That look won’t win you bad boy points, my cornet’s got more drip
(Turn to camera) But with all your friends dying, that funeral suit surely fits
And you swear up such a storm it’s like you only speak in fansubs
I mean, jeez, even my cousin gets less pissy on a track, bud
Barely held your own against DIO, I leave foreign creeps beat
Won’t matter that you’re going second, turn-based combat’s my expertise

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare. This Lucky Star lacks Platinum bars like Madonna
With rhymes that poor you must be related to the Miyakawas
But I suppose butchering opening songs is where you truly shine
Slacking through your verse like all the homework that you’ve been assigned
I’m used to beating gamers, along with vampires and assassins
While petty arguments with Kagami are the biggest battles you’ve been in
You’re worse than my old man, your mind’s filled with pointless trivia
Got episodes so repetitive, makes sense you dress as Suzumiya!
Act your age for once. (Yes!) You aren’t twelve, you dunce (Yes!)
My anime’s all the rage (Yes!), your only fan’s an electric one (Yes!)
A shameless Timotei bit can’t clean your family’s perverse shit 
Kakyoin wouldn’t fall for the girls your father likes to be with! (YES!)

Konata Izumi:
Man, I thought this would be fun, but I’m snoozing on your disses
Talking “perverse shit” when your ship turned into some “monkey business”!
You’re right about my dad, but fatherhood’s not your strong suit, is it?
You ghost your daughter like my mom, but at least she paid us a visit!
I thought you’d get to the point faster with your Star Finger move
Then again, you almost bit the dust to a way more handsy dude
So let’s end this quickly, I have good anime to view, please
You thought you were the better rapper, but it was I, Konata Izu-

Jotaro Kujo:
Shut the hell up! My mother’s not this damn annoying, you bitch!
I’ll be taking another shot, this time my Stand won’t catch the bullet!
I wouldn’t be surprised if you copied your lines from your friends
So I should make like your teacher and knock some sense into your head!
All your anime references ensure your legacy stays faded
I could stop time forever (Time freezes)...and your show would still be outdated!
Now I’ll write my thesis on the laziest Star I’ve seen since Patrick 
But first, here’s a receipt from me, a memo of your asskick

Konata Izumi:
Hey by the way, Jotaro, which end of the chocolate cornet is the head: the fat end or the skinny end?

Jotaro Kujo:
I…can’t say I ever had one of those, kid.

Konata Izumi:
Oh, you should really try one someday. (Pause) Then when do you eat the strawberry on top of a strawberry shortcake?

Jotaro Kujo:
Yare yare daze…

Konata Izumi vs Jotaro Kujo - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Simply Yuki & Light)

Add your own verse/chorus to the song, post it and @ me, or send it my way!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kOpFQ40h3BGu3IPfZOEncKubWRGJh3Si/view?usp=sharing

Blockudoku - Add Your Verse

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ5jb9Z7
POLL WILL END ON JUNE 11TH 2022 AT 10:00 AM EST

Welcome to the first battle of a tournament put together by Chao (me) between 16 of the most overused/popular characters in the fanmade rap battle community! This is the first battle of round 1, between Bill Cipher and Minecraft Steve.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/TsrJGyZYHj

CREDITS:

Vladimyr P. as Bill Cipher
JustGamer as Minecraft Steve

Written by Chao, SuperGamerBro, Shimario, MasonG, SuperTamerDude, JustGamer, and Nekomancer Jade

Beat by Epistra

Demo by Shimario
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by MasonG

Edited by Stark Media


LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
So this randomizer brought me into the Battle of the Shapes
How lame! A piece of cake, let’s reshuffle! Where’s that time tape?
Now let’s check your mindscape, you’ve never met this kind of creature
You may have channeled Aquaman, but here’s Bill’s special feature!
Ironically, you’re the one who’s been invading children’s minds
I haunt dreams, you flaunt Dreams, and his cheating’s worse than mine!
I’ll return to the third dimension, stubby arms can’t pierce my eye
Smelt your stuff in Nether’s lava, you’ll say bye, gold, bye (HAHAHAHA)

Minecraft Steve:
Got 64 bits, can’t stack up when I rock the block
I’ll be knocking the sock operas off this fop who’s stalking tots (ay)
Seriously stop the talk, which you always overdo
Mock my fans, when it’s clear you’re also used to children playing you
I made it to The End, you couldn’t even conquer Oregon!
No Mystery this Hack is getting sent back to the void again
It ain’t just the one eye, my friend, you’re lacking some depth
Call me the mint when I’m leaving a bill chopped and hard-pressed

Bill Cipher:
!won flesruoy llik dluohs uoY, mayhem’s is what I’m about
Call it a square-off when I'm throwing low-poly posers out
But not even I could match the chaos your creator caused
My mans said “I’m not homophobic enough, I’ll just turn it up a Notch!” (hey!)
This is a joke! Like do you think that I can’t kill a miner? (hey!)
Get all my minions to rap, make this a bill cypher (hey!)
Living rent free in minds since BC, better fear me kid
Things tend to blow up when you try to undermine a pyramid

Minecraft Steve:
You ain’t a god, tell me, can you break Pines with your fists? 
Yeah I know you’re green with envy, this monopoly bill is worthless
I don’t fear a mid pyramid, you’re shaped like fucking pizza
This Swedish builder served your mom more balls than IKEA (AYOOO)
A dorito with another on his shoulder isn’t rapping great
I’ll tear that peeper off your face and use it to navigate
Your show sank when Hirsch left, while without Notch I still rose above
And now your sunken ship is another I’ve taken advantage of 


Thank you so much for listening! There are many more battles to come in this series, as this is just the first of 8 in the beginning round. Make sure to vote in the strawpoll at the top of the description if you haven't!

Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

hi hi hi trakked
Rabi as The Ticket Taker/Swirly Headed Man
Michael Stark as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Written by:M&Matt
Mixed by:Jort

The Ticket Taker:0:14
Hello I am the ticket taker please allow me to take yours.
Mereana? Id say do not choose this jpeg causing gore
It’s a poorly edited image supposedly from the depths of hell
Trust me watch this and you will NEVER REACH THE OTHER LEVELS
Sorry for the yelling sir, but you really shouldn't watch it
Unfortunately YouTube's cover up means there's no way to stop this
So if you insist, go down the hallway please
I suppose thank you, please enjoy the movie

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:0:43
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv: video known across the world
The Theater: forgotten PS game, shit and old
Sequel story: left his ass debunking
Stole from Mr Mix-a-lot: but no rap abilities
I drive men to madness, spit hellfire with my dissed
my legend is lastin, Was that verse unfinished?
you sit on a throne of lies, I terrify with a png
I'd rip out your eyes, but your spriters did that for me
Check the views, everyone wants to watch, we are not the same
Look at your story's fans, nobody wants to play your game

The Swirly Headed Man:1:11
The walls are spinning, my stomach's turning at this faker
You’ll be left nauseous when meeting with this game breaker
After that rancid verse, your life is what I will Take sir,
Used to be The Ticket Taker, but now im your MovieMaker

Mereana:1:25
My videos from hell even 666 will tell
You've reached a new level. That ring a bell?
I'll take my millions of views and I'll be ridding ya
So I'm guessing those verses were the end of my video...

The Theater vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv-Terrifying Rap Battles(feat. Rabi and Michael Stark)

console games vs arcade games rap battle FINALE - ft. a lot of people

Credits:

ARCADE TEAM:
King Mewtwo as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd...
Swoldow EVGRB as Alien
(you're here lol)
MetalFireVA as Donkey Kong
https://www.youtube.com/c/MetalFireVA...

CONSOLE TEAM:
ENNWAY as Mario
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY/feat...
RaccoonBroVA as Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/c/RaccoonBroV...
Fightmarker as Master Chief
https://www.youtube.com/c/Fightmarker...

MOBILE TEAM:
M!CAH as Flappy Bird

Ye I do, here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpfU...
JustGamer as Om Nom
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkpt...
Michael Stark as Peashooter
https://www.youtube.com/c/StarkMediaP...

PC TEAM:
AdamDRB as Gordon Freeman
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmU5...
Dilly as Cuphead
https://www.youtube.com/c/LocoRapBattles
Serena Zagranis as Steve
https://www.youtube.com/c/EthanZagranis (edited)


Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Dilly, ENNWAY
Beats by: ENNWAY, Kustom, PREMISE, Dansonn, and Vendetta Beats

Edited by:
Swoldow
Michael Stark
Pixel Chris (https://www.youtube.com/c/PixelChris)
Dani Frias (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU...)
Special Inquisitor Rayyan (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvF...)
Rabi (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETr...)
Nooby (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMok...)
King Ducky (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSLP...)
JesseBoxVO (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6G...)
Thisisraisu (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpe6...)
RNG (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDo7...)

Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnails by: Dani Frias (SoundCloud) and Pixel Chris (YouTube)

EVGRB Series Finale: Console Games vs Arcade Games

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing

Luigi vs Nepgear - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Meta & Azia)

Remix for anniversary of the battle, and RBW

Joosh as Captain Underpants 
RaccoonBroVA as Suction Cup Man 
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by SPM1000
Mixing by jort
Special thanks to Oofie

Lyrics:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MIqMT6mrATB0Jka30LyO9myFW28TPtHek_0XfVI8Cp8/edit

Captain Underpants VS Suction Cup Man | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles RBW REMIX

Cover by M!CAH
Prod. by: Adamack

I’m the one who has to make all y’all laugh
Now you endin’ up like Zoro when I cut it in half
And ever since Marineford, I was just relied on by staff
They fall to my calf, ‘cause I’m the goat that they never had, let’s get it
I was ridin’ with Shanks before the show started
Now I’m rollin’ by myself with a whole party
Makin’ all the kids and adults know I’m coldhearted
So it’s best you tell your captain that you so sorry
I’m Hokage with the route that I’m at
Wrong show but I’ll be fine with the road I die at
Hidin’ all these muthafuckin’ schemes right under my hat
Because they wanted to walk over me like a welcome mat
But the only thing I’m servin’ you is death or a beatin’
Bitch you honkin’ like my nose and lucky you’re here with treason
Goddamn, writing this now I don’t think I was just lucky
So they better get off the road like an actual Buggy

Everyone prayed on my downfall (they did)
I know whatever I do I’ll still piss off some folks
Now I’m makin’ every town fall (I am)
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes
I’m the man of the hour
Everybody else who doubted on me now just runs away and cowers
Only changin’ is the power, yup, oh
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes

Don’t be trippin’, this blue hair isn’t sensitive
Split like myself, ‘cause fighting me’s a negative
Impel Down got nothin’ on bars that I’m spitting
I’ll just continue on winning with a bounty so expensive
Now if they hearin’ about this star, they stampede
Never at peace, no, they don’t scam me
Wham, meet your new god, no Usopp
But you ain’t seein’ them pearly gates, you drop

Everyone prayed on my downfall (they did)
I know whatever I do I’ll still piss off some folks
Now I’m makin’ every town fall (I am)
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes
I’m the man of the hour
Everybody else who doubted on me now just runs away and cowers
Only changin’ is the power, yup, oh
So when I pull up they gonna say it’s just jokes

Just Jokes

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Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.

EVGRB Series Finale: Console Games vs Arcade Games

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