Welcome back to -Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of ghosts that, according to legend, communicate to the living through paper. Enjoy!

Fightmarker as Charlie
Commander Jacob as Smitty
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Prod. by Allrounda

-LYRICS-

Charlie (0:18)
Yo! If a skeleton thinks he’ll win with spooky scary songs
There must be one thing in your drinking hat; Smitty WerbenJagerbombs
I’ll blare loud, your boneheads should be scared now
They should’ve left you with your hat; rotting in a warehouse
I’ll let the gallows drop and snare ya
Porque eres más débil en esto juego de la lapicera
A crab trashed your graveyard, no way we'll see you Float
You were number one, like the piss I've taken on your tombstone

Smitty (0:40)
Limit your words to what’s on your paper, recite that
Cuz kid, that was disgusting, I just want the mic back
This Doodlebob ouija board couldn't even start to harm me
So if my skeletons attack, Good Luck Charlie Charlie
A Mexican kid with a white-ass name? That’s preposterous 
I won’t stop till your soul’s crossed off the top of my shopping list
I'm like a pencil in your challenge, you can blow me, dick face
Here lies your hopes and dreams of being more than cheap clickbait!

Charlie Charlie vs Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen | Half-Ass Rap Battle

Originally planned to be a Twosday audio, the world famous Super Smash Brothers Ultimate game goes up against one of its like/inspired games: Nickelodeon All Star Brawl in a(bonus)rap battle!

Vote for who won: https://forms.gle/aKHHx4VKB1ZZE3uUA

Credits(this will NOT get a video unfortunately):
Cherry-Jacobrl99 as All Star Brawl
Javi Kami as Smash Ultimate 
Written(in like hours) by NateURB
Additional writing help by TheDangerStranger
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover art by JK03
Beat by Anywaywell

Ok I kinda lied about the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G43xwlKz-VQ

Lyrics:
NASB(V1-0:12)
They always say the student surpasses the master
But I’m the master hero killing off this disaster
I don’t need a lot of time to get this bit over with
So when I’m done with this you’ll see I’m the true Ultimate
Quickplay? It takes forever with the internet in your players' hands 
They would rather rant on twitter than pay a few bucks for LAN
This All-Star leaving you shut down like I was your beta Plant 
The only patch you need to work on is with you and your fans(yeesh!)
I’m bringing the Fire, while you’re obsessed with the Emblem
People hated you for bringing Byleth and were raged, but then some
Player comes along and plays them to ruin the fun for everyone
But of course you do nothing because you’re stuck in hitstun 
Any chance of your people getting bitches won’t see the Light 
They’re all such tryhards, no wonder your roster went past 69
I just turned Smash into a Spirit, so with this I’m done 
And like all your canceled players, you’re not coming back from this one

SSBU(V1-0:58)
I am so sorry, but I forgot you existed
I couldn’t hear you over all the fame and wealth that I’m getting
Tried to compete with me at Mainstage, but the view count still favors me 
So can someone explain why people call this a rivalry, please?
You’re one to talk about speed with how slow your loading screen is
I mean a full match of me could end before your game begins
Been crushing it ever since we shipped out the first letter 
You ripped off my previous title but mine was still fucking better!
Compared to me you’re as useless and small as a mii, though
You wouldn’t be any more relevant or better as an amiibo
Nobody wants to play a game that could end in a few seconds
Loading screen’s full of slime ‘cause you’re just sloppy seconds
I’ve got you in disadvantage and now I’m putting you to rest 
Since you never got off the ground anyway, that’s a 0 to Death
The announcer called “game” so it’s time for my victory screen
But this isn’t the first time that you got overshadowed by me

Smash Ultimate vs. All Star Brawl- Extra Universe Battle! (ft. Javi Kami and Cherry-Jacobrl99)

console games vs arcade games rap battle FINALE - ft. a lot of people

Credits:

ARCADE TEAM:
King Mewtwo as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd...
Swoldow EVGRB as Alien
(you're here lol)
MetalFireVA as Donkey Kong
https://www.youtube.com/c/MetalFireVA...

CONSOLE TEAM:
ENNWAY as Mario
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY/feat...
RaccoonBroVA as Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/c/RaccoonBroV...
Fightmarker as Master Chief
https://www.youtube.com/c/Fightmarker...

MOBILE TEAM:
M!CAH as Flappy Bird

Ye I do, here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpfU...
JustGamer as Om Nom
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkpt...
Michael Stark as Peashooter
https://www.youtube.com/c/StarkMediaP...

PC TEAM:
AdamDRB as Gordon Freeman
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmU5...
Dilly as Cuphead
https://www.youtube.com/c/LocoRapBattles
Serena Zagranis as Steve
https://www.youtube.com/c/EthanZagranis (edited)


Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Dilly, ENNWAY
Beats by: ENNWAY, Kustom, PREMISE, Dansonn, and Vendetta Beats

Edited by:
Swoldow
Michael Stark
Pixel Chris (https://www.youtube.com/c/PixelChris)
Dani Frias (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU...)
Special Inquisitor Rayyan (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvF...)
Rabi (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETr...)
Nooby (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMok...)
King Ducky (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSLP...)
JesseBoxVO (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6G...)
Thisisraisu (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpe6...)
RNG (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDo7...)

Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnails by: Dani Frias (SoundCloud) and Pixel Chris (YouTube)

EVGRB Series Finale: Console Games vs Arcade Games

Cast
GatchaVA as BENDROWNED
BDGR as happy appy

Crew
Art by supergamerbro and nooby
Thumbnail by BDGR
Audio Visualizer by BDGR 
Written by acexperts and SuperTamerDude 
Writing help Box_soldier22
Flowtest by acexperts
mixed by Rayyan

Beat by anywaywell

Lyrics


BENDROWNED (0:12)
Out of all the scary creepypastas to adorn the web
They put me against an apple who was created by someone on meth?
Run away from me, you can't. It's time to face your fate
You can't scare me Appy for you have just gone out of date 

Ahhh, it's BENDROWNED, I got the flow from where my corpse was found
With my profound lyrics you'll be downed to the lost and found
You just a clown, I'll turn you brown as you rot without a sound
Take you down, after I finish you off you'll be ‘ben drowned’


Happy appy (0:38)
Hey There Children, prepare for an educational rappy verse
Ben thinks he is spitting fire but all he spits are crappy words
I've become an icon in rap battles while your pasta has no appeal
I'll leave you in stitches, unlike my abilities you'll never heal

Its Happy Appy feelin’ nice and rappy
Your pasta’s sappy,  worse than andy
They don't like your pasta, Ben
Your story went through so many versions, call you Ben10

Let's play a game I'll put a prediction on the board
I predict that Ben will crash and burn, that way you'll know I scored! 
I got a feeling that your verses dragged on longer than my show
For someone with popsicle hands i’m able to push flows

BENDROWNED (1:17)
Dont step to fucking BENDROWNED (HEY)
Put you down like a dog at the POUND (AY)
Your annoying orange if he was not tame (hey)
Like you with kids i have a handle on your fame (hey)

You Shouldve said that verse, those lines were not passable 
Now watch me spit more seed like you did to Flowey in another battle
Not talking sec. Cameras when i'm leaving this pedo stalled
Your life is more flat than me after falling off my pedestal 

With all those kid kills, nick jr got you banned
And your seeming to be down to being in a trash can
Show was canned and thrown away like a core
Your show got so bad it reduced to popsicle seed gore



Happy appy (1:55)
Sheesh, at least I got some kids who still support me
Your toy story got boring then it fall flat like Woody
Got bullied because your life and game were left in stitches
Not even Majora’s Mask could help get you some bitches

Like your dad i'm gonna leave your win in the grave
I’m no salesman but your suffering a terrible fate
Yea im the apple, Yet Your Creepypasta wiki was wilting...
Seems like Ben has lost all his relevance, but that's natural children...

BENDROWNED vs Happy Appy

Lyrics lol

graggle art by le groose 

Graggle 
Don’t rap with the fuckin’ Graggle, he’s tuff 
Got a Pac-man noggin but you’re wack as fuck 
I’m classic, a lovable, fan favorite 
This hag is another Maggie who sucks!
(Damn)
Mmm Should I tell her my intentions?
gonna piss up on to your gravestone till it’s yellow like a simpson 
Congratulations, you deserve that statue, lady, I thank you 
Paving the way the first gender neutral and public bathroom,  
Achoo, your face looks mid-sneeze: “i'm allergic to poverty” 
Snatching children’s milk cuz you’re still bitter about Dorathy
Externally horribly ugly, internal misogyny    
Let’s see this coffin dodger tax intellectual property 
I’m dropping these bombs on you like the republican irish 
I got fire that’ll brighton ya’, and my strikes will not be minor 
In the 70s you split the whole of england with a vote  
You were Santa Claus but if he bricked up homes then and got rid of coal 
Half the people think you were some kindred soul that brings them hope
The other half had wished you croaked. Different strokes for different folk

Thatcher vs Graggle! RAP BATTLE

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

scrapped lyrics
Men in power are what I prefer but 
Would I wreck a cunt, recusant? yea,  I sherwood 
It wasn’t your plot, you were following orders
So I’ll be another Rob that you’re taking the fall for

I’m a dashing assassin
a master of marrying Marian, and she spoils me
You heard the royals scream “off with his head”
Meanwhile I’m getting head off of royalty.

 
10 days of straight torture 
The King knew that he’d have to hang me twice 
They cut my balls off (youch!)
I still got bigger nuts than every merry man combined (UH)

ROBIN VS FAWKES FIRST DRAFT DEMO (only 2 verses)

BUY/STREAM: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/zagranis/who-the-fuck-am-i-feat-freshy-kanal--snakebite126
We're back to the anger baby! This was written a while ago about a friend who fucked me and my other friends over, here's what happened, and I brought a couple friends for the ride...

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

(Verse 1)
Fuck you, have you realized what you’ve done to me
You’ve made me nothing but a shell of what I used to be
You don’t see, how you affect others around you
You only saw me as a void to complain to 
Slip in my DMs, spouting nothing but bullshit
For a whole year I said I’d take a bullet
I had a soul before I met you and you stole it
I can’t believe that I believed you for a moment
Wanna flip the coin? See which side goes up?
Heads or tails, you wanna test your luck?
Don’t give a fuck, heads I win tails you die
I’m losing my mind

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

(Verse 2) (Freshy Kanal)
I don't play mind games cuz I don't like snakes
I keep it real with everybody who's in my lane
If you want my take to what your signs say
Then chill your base or imma mute you like a sidechain
I'm kinda feeling like a riot, let the peace fade
You never looked into my eyes like a deepfake
You ran in circles till your fights turned to freeze frames
But I can't keep this heart alive when it decayed
Bold move 
Supervising every person like control rooms
Yea, you're helpless but is that really the whole truth
At this point I don’t even know if I know you
I don’t put my effort into people that I don’t even trust
It's kinda hard to fuck me over when I don't give a fuck
I just don't fake my integrity but I hope you had fun
And you can face it with your demons cuz I’m ghostin your stunts

(Chorus) (Snakebite126)
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Stuck between two sides of the coin
My thoughts are just endless noise
Will never join, all of your asshole friends
Don’t ever fucking talk to me again
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Fighting with the demon inside
Talk shit behind my back when all I did was provide
I was your guide, but you went off the trail
I’m not about to let these demons prevail, bitch

Produced by PANDEMXNIUM: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2y-oV0YDYPIS-HrgcNkWkg
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal: https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Snakebite126: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Who The Fuck Am I? (Feat. Freshy Kanal and Snakebite126) (Prod. PANDEMXNIUM)

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Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.