Featuring Me

IT'S HERE
Thanks guys, for enjoying this first battle!

@https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2 as StampyLongNose
@https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as ExplodingTNT
@https://soundcloud.com/jacobgraal as iBallisticSquid
@https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry as Failboat
@https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as DanTDM
@https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles and @https://soundcloud.com/chaoprod as Jerry and Harry

Beats by Kustom, Audio Network and Tristan
Mixed by: Boris
Written by: DCARaps, Daniel The Rapper, Epic Parodies Of Rap Battles, 8_Bit_Brony, Boris, Primetec, Dani, JustADarkVoid, Ryan Tillotson and Epic Video Game Rap Battlez

▼Lyrics▼
StampyLongNose: 00:21
Thinking you’ll Lee-d with your insults, this will be a Piece of Cake,
If Minecraft is Crazy, it wouldn't stop the series that you make
My videos are higher quality, quit beating around the Dead Bush
StampyLongNose is kicking this street rat in his Red Tush
These rhymes will hit so hard, they’ll send you Cat to the Future
Raps so cold like Henry,  even he has more humour
Here’s my Gamer’s Guide: stop your channel, hope that makes you useful
If I even hear you rap, there’s no Stamp of approval.

ExplodingTNT: 00:41
I'm rappin rhymes rapidly, happily, as if it were TNT
Justin Bieber’s less of a noob when facing a machinima “MC”
This stray cat will lose it’s head against the mouse in a war,
I pack a dimension of retorts. Better put away the torch.
Your chances of winning are as real as Minecraft circles
Raps more monotoned than Pink Sheep, but with these rhymes I’ll leave you Purple
Take a trip on my Lost Island, I can find it unlike your talent
I’ll make sure when I Hit this Target, that he’ll can it!

iBallisticSquid: 01:02
I got it, Stampy, I’ll be Machinima (mashing ya’) into 64 bits
Your rhymes are just cheesy, so go ahead, and eat it
Have you curled up in a Finball, so Stick With me, okay?
Making you an UglyDiaper with a really crappy day.
It won’t take any combination to know who will win
I’m Ballistic on the track, TNT pretends to 420 blaze it
This buck-toothed gamer’s videos are just plainly dull.
Screw you AND failboat, I will be chilling in my castle. 

Failboat: 01:22
Don’t worry friend. I’ll take them on, and my voice will be heard!
I’ll render your win as useless as an ore made of turds!
Nobody roasts you enough, you're still trying to kill Deadlox!
I’mma bring this down to 8-bit, more complex my way then Xbox!
You’re worse than his ideas, quit trying to be The Destroyer,
Leave minecraft to the pros, against you we’re Bacon Crafters!
You victory has been Notch’d. Uncle Failboot won now!
The fact is written in this pixel art. You're just as scary as a cow.

DanTDM: 01:42
Rollin in with my minecart, there’s no out rapping this gem!
Raps harder than a diamond, better call me TDM!
Crack you like a wooden boat, you're weaker than glass panes
How did you think you'd win? You have the word “fail” in your name! 
Leave you all skeletons, like Grim, with these diamond hard flows
‘Cause you all know my win is bigger than Trayaurus’ nose
Feelin blue Ballistic? ‘Cause you’ve lost this from the start
You failed this rap mini-game, and you don’t get a chance to restart.

It’s Jerry and Harry: 01:57
Welcome to our Fartlands. Because you are plainly screwed
If Videogames were in Minecraft, they’d be better than you 
It's Jerry, and Harry, you can’t step to us, blokes.
Because all your raps stink worse than our fart jokes!
You blow more than creepers, go ahead and stop your hissin’
You can barely step to us, with your horrible dissin’
When it comes to videos, TNT, give it a rest
‘Cause when it comes to Minecraft videos, OUR’S ARE THE BEST!

Battle #02 Hint: reviewing an awful hamilton fan pussy

StampyLongNose vs ExplodingTNT. DCA Rap Battles 1.

What even is this idea

Light as Fliqpy
Vladimyr P. as Freddy
Brodecai as 1999
Dani Frias as Naughty Bear

Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Announcer by: Swoldow EVGRB

Fliqpy:
A war of rhymes? Don’t your dare! Or my rampage will come without a hitch!
The hallucinations are happening, and i see an icon that has no soul or wit!
With an un-bear-able attitude that Scott wanted kept watched by security guards!
And a murder-mystery-lore-story so open that it’s practically a purple house of cards!
The Tiger Bomb’s been dropped! This mouse will ka-boom! When i unleash sneaky acts of silence!
On this lesser of two evils, a Mime Mascot, who’s rusty rap already overShadows his golden violence!
Taking out a war-torn alter ego? All that pizza must be making your brain Nutty.
But killing a robot and his c hildish heart? Now THAT’S a good bloody double-whammy!

Freddy:
You can’t escape from the room of pain! Now this robotic entity will leave you deceased!
I’ll cover your body with the springs of rap, and leave your punctured body for the police!
Your lyrics will be bitten and spat back into your face more than 87 times.
Then you’ll be locked with your dog-chains and BCD’d for your animality crimes!
I do this by the book, you’ll be played like a game, then i’ll film the MondoMedia hate!
These silver eyes can see your final night, when your heart is pierced since you have no mate.
Cause you’re a lonely little attention seeker. A disco bear with a bigger HPD.
Don’t fight it Flippy, you're more scared of me, then your own war on PTSD.
 
Fliqpy:
Grr! At least I’m Still Alive, your nightmare of a franchise died in your sister's location!
And your fan-games with OC Disorder have been further ruining your reputation! 
Call this Friday the 13th, your pizzeria is contaminated, leaving all your customers to flee.
Wait until they become friends with me. I’LL HANG OUT WITH THEM ON A HAPPY TREE!

Freddy:
Being friends with you? Now THAT would be Lumpy! You’d chicken out if that challenge was faced!
Your show being alive Remains To Be Seen, since the entire thing is a toxic waste!
Want to avoid that? This is the call to make. Here’s a real rule to survive getting smothered:
Learn, if you don't fit inside this suit; it’ll be worse when a friend gets STUFFED INTO ANOTHER!

1999:
Hey kids, my name is Mr. Bear, and welcome to my cellar,
If you mail a letter to this address, you can find that I am way more killer
You may not have been invited Flippy, but there’s no need to gripe
I’ll still let you vitamin c your win: go down the drainage pipe
And Freddy, My camcorder will catch you being a sentient idiot
The gullible child inside you will be the replacement of Eliot
So come join me in canada's woods for more satanic crimes
Before i burn you both alive like the kids in 1999!

Naughty Bear:
So I see this letter of rhymes, returning this to sender will be deadly like poisoned cake!
Don’t get Cozy here, or you’ll be eaten by this venus-fly trap bear! You’ll Tremble and shake!
This isn’t Daddles birthday present, it’s the Giggling maniac bear with a Rhyme-PG!
Better run like that kid you killed, because this Naughty Time will leave you queasy!
Your Daddling now, being so cute, but once I give you a taste of my hammer,
You’ll be screaming like those other bears, and spinning like the blades of a mower!
Switch you out to Pokemon, you Un-Ted, Chubby, BEARs can save your breath!
Since I find a spoon chasing soup as entertaining as scaring you three to death!

Written by: DCARaps, Ryan Tillotson, Swoldow EVGRB, Vladimyr P. and Dani Frias

Fliqpy vs Freddy - Scary Rap Battles (SCRAPPED)

Suggest PRB #2 in the comments!

Beat:
http://www.allroundabeats.com/beat-monsters/

Gligar:
Gligar gliding into battle, gonna quake the earth with rap,
I'm strong with zero IVs, you're in need of a bottle cap.
I'm a true hyper cutter, gonna spread you down like butter,
Stepping to my fury cutter, well you better never stutter.
Think you'll poison me? Immunity, you'll see,
That you'll rest in peace when I use my guillotine,
The only thing you'll find, while you're hiding in the sand,
Is with my ground-flying typing I rule the air and the land.

Skorupi:
I'm in pursuit of the win, hit you with a bug bite,
Your disses won't get through my battle armor, I'm gonna win this fight.
I slash through the night, your wins as false as your swipe,
What kind of scorpion's not even a poison type?
I injected poison to my rhymes, and now I'm gripping my prey,
Watch you slowly fade away you'll never see the light of day.
You say I'm hiding in the sand, well you never leave your cave,
People look at you cause they only crave, AN HM SLAVE!

Gligar:
Why don't you knock it off already? You're getting pretty unsteady,
The razor fang is pumping through me, (evolves into gliscor) you're very unready.
I'll slice you in half with my x-scissor, paralyse you with my glare,
and a wing attack to send you flying through the air. (skorupi evolves into drapion)

Drapion:
You really think you'll beat me, coming in from AWD,
I'm sniping down your rhymes, one ice fang, you're history.
With my keen eye I can see, that you're losing this fight,
Try and gaze at my scary face, catch a glimpse of real fright.
I can scrap a car in one swipe, and I'm scrapping this bat too,
I'll break your brick brain, trap you in a rock tomb.
It may be in your type, but I'm still so much flyer,
For my fangs of fire are enough to make you retire.
This rapping's not a facade it's just my natural gift,
It may not be in my movepool but my rapping's really swift.
You've fell to my stinger, and there's no way you'll fight back,
But for now you'll get a critical cross poison rap attack-

Gliscor:
I used my protect and now I've endured your attacks,
You think I won't fight back, well you better be ready for a smack.
You thinking your rap was effective shows me that you're not the brightest,
Cause a clusterton of shapes doesn't scare me in the slightest.
It'll be this purple ogre, who is next to bite the dust,
As I fire fang you, until you combust.
You call that a rap? Sounded more like a screech,
I'm so fly, in the sky, while you can't even reach.
My poison jab will leave you with scars on your face,
Make you faint with feint attack, I'm the aerial ace.
I'm covered by my sand veil while you're trapped in a sand tomb,
But it doesn't matter cause an earthquake leads to your doom.

Drapion:
Your earthquake doesn’t scare my 110 defense,
You wouldn’t live a hit from any move, my power’s too immense.
I’m sure it won’t be a venoshock when you lose,
Cause I just brought an acid downpour without busting a z-move.

DeanFalcon as Gligar/Gliscor
Swoldow EVGRB as Skorupi/Drapion
Written by Psytube
Mixed by Psytube and DeanFalcon

Pokemon Rap Battle #1 Gligar vs Skorupi

PRB #2 Preview

Trevenant and Gourgeist:
I’m bestowing a grudge upon you, cause you stepped in my trick room,
Although these fakers may be plants, they have yet to even bloom.
As far as pokemon go, you’re more hated than Honedge,
They put us up against some anchor and an owl stuck in a hedge?
Decidu-Why you trying to face us? You’ll meet your Dhelmise(demise),
Stepping up to the Phantom Force, just wasn’t very wise.
Acting like you’re good rappers? We see through your disguise,
We’re bulldozing your sorry asses, and your mouths full of lies.
I’ve harvested a win, it gave you Forest’s Curse you see?
We made you faint in this fight, faster than you can say Trick-or-Treat!
So why bother facing off against the Elder Tree?
When I got Super Sized disses, You won’t get a chance to flee!
Dhelmise and Decidueye
GameFreak was out of ideas when they made a ‘mon based on a tree,
That verse you spat? Yet another Shipwreck to claim for me.
You're in for a few DarTRICKS, cause I got verses Row-LIT,
I'm a steelworker, while you had no anchor shot to spit
We spit verses that burn hotter than Wela Volcano,
I even got in Pokken, so I’ll overgrow and overthrow.
We spit stronger than a lunala, With nasty plots causing you strife,
We caused an uproar, so hard you got Insomnia for life,
Just like a Shiinotic, we’re sapping your strength,
You call yourself the Elder Tree? You’re less than 2 meters in length.
U-Should-Turn away now, since when I take out my arrows
I bring a sinister raid of disses to send you back to Kalos.


Trevenant and Gourgeist:
You guys are so convinced, no wonder you are weak!
So wait a little while until you suffer my Razor Leaf!
You’ve enraged the forest, now I’ll devour you whole,
You think you’re strong, but you’re even weaker than a Morelull.
You can’t find a win, even with your long reach,
And you’ll be forced to the floor, when you’re hit with horn leech,
We were the first grass ghosts, you’re just re-used wastes,
You’ve taken so much from us it’s like your abilities are trace.
Dhelmise and Decidueye: 
I'll make a Foresight, I know you two are afraid!
We’ll slice you up as hard, as a plus 6 leaf blade.
Send in a whirlpool of disses, hitting like Bulu in this brawl,
This so called spook could step right up and suck my salty Shadow Balls!
I’ll enshackle your spirit, and then I’ll make you my slave,
I get STAB on 3 types, so I’ve already dug your grave (Ooo)
So just ask anyone you see, who they want on their team most,
Who cares if we’re Mimik-ing-Yu, we’re still the better Grass-Ghosts!
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Thumbnail by Swoldow

Brodecai as Trevenant

FyxFyn as Gourgeist

Swoldow as Dhelmise

Dean as Decidueye

Written by Psytube, Swoldow and Daniel The Rapper

Mixed by Dean (his own vocals) and Psytube (the rest)

Beat by Kustom

*SCRAPPED* Pokemon Rap Battle Trevenant and Gourgeist vs Dhelmise and Decidueye

Julian as Dry Bowser & Announcer
Swoldow EVGRB as King Boo 

Thumbnail by Sonic Smash

Mixed by Julian & Jacob Graal

Beat Produced by Kustom

Written by Henry Jones,   powerpunk gamer, Swoldow EVGRB, Trakked, SJ1764, Julian, Legion, KennethH5 and MetaMachine 


Lyrics:  

Welcome to a Mushroom Kingdom Rap Battle!
In this level  we got our Skeleton counterpart Dry Bowser 
up against the master of all Boos, King Boo
spit!

Dry Bowser:
Hot as the Lava I rise from, flow farthest from my name, you can bet.
You have no-body, yet testing this heat means you’re in over your head.
Bones thrown posed to dethrone, I’m dark. You aren’t, unlike the moon.
Send Shivers down your spine, I’m the second undead that’ll serve you!
Lacking backbone, F-tier jumpscares, I’ll top you, I’ll off you.
With raps so fire you’ll have to turn away your view.
Degraded to a cameo, it’s laughable. Enjoy the shade that I’m Karting?
You’re ghostly ghastly army’s due for a REAL Mario Party!


*King boo laughs*

King Boo:
So I see some dried up bowser who trying to take my crown? 
Take all your potions and powers, my lava flow drowns you out!
A bowser best underground, not remembered by the fandom
Once you’ve been de-animated you’ll learn to bow to this phantom
I am a Boolossus in this battle. Bog-mired you in your grave
Even Chauncey’s less of a baby than you, this bonehead needs to learn to behave
We could both throw down, but I know you got no guts.
So when I’m finished it’ll be you who keeps his eyes shut.

Dry Bowser:
You're scared of a house-cleaning device, that’s less scary than screaming “Boo!”
I’ll break you more then the blocks that Mario breaks through
I’m fought in four Mario games when you just fought in just two!
I’ll send you back to your Paranormal Dimension once i'm through with you
How would you stop me when you can’t even handle Luigi
I’ve popped boners more threatening than his “ethereal majesty”
That crown on your top only means that your kind is weak.
So I’ll just dip you in the lava: Show you what true hell means.

King Boo:
Throwing Evershade on you. It's evident you won't be dissin’ this
So go back to your dry bone crew. My portrait ghost army is limitless
My lyrical Bob-ombs have left you broken in Pieces
I'm not afraid of you, fool, so quit acting like you're that decent.
Leave this “spooky scary skeleton” rattling in his closet
Before I send your bones to feed Spooky. You're demise is a promise!
This bonehead doesn't know true art! I'll paint away your future endeavors
I'll display your loss, like a portrait, next to Mario’s…. FOREVER!!!!

Who Won!?
Who Next?!
You Decide!!!

MUSHROOM KINGDOM RAP BATTLES!!!! 

*Dry Bowser Roars*


Hint: RPG Guides

Dry Bowser VS King Boo. Mushroom Kingdom Rap Battles 2.

Thumbnail by Honeycombs 96
Beat by Shuka4Beats
Writer: Honeycombs 96
Mixed by Jughead Jay
Nero: Swoldow EVGRB
Nicholas II: Julian the Beast

Lyrics:

Nero:
The last Romanov will burn in the sins of his Christian Name
When it comes to fights like this, you'll be checked mate in the game
Christened a saint? Like the gods truly cared
Your whole family was killed by rebels and that reign was a fail
I'm actually sane while you follow teachings of Rasputin
Nicholas the Bloody should get his weapons and show me his fancy shooting
Let's mark this as the second Sunday you've failed at making rivals bleed
While I sit here watching your whole world burn, I'll play a song of defeat


Nicholas II:
Demented mother's child looks to be removed once more
Just like the Japanese, I'll lock you into this Russo-Roman War
And what happened on that Sunday was nothing more than miscommunication
It fares better then burning half a city and blaming half your nation?!
You had revolts going on worldwide and you scream “What an artist dies in me”?
Maybe help your empire instead of touring Greece for theatrical ease
I may have been killed by Bolsheviks, but at least it wasn't by my own hand
So at least I'll return to the face of GOD once again!

Bonus Battle 1:Caesar Nero vs Czar Nicholas II

Join my Discord server if you want lmao
https://discord.gg/btVRFx9

Vladimyr P. as Hypno
Swoldow EVGRB as Drifblim
Written by Psytube
Cover Art by Psytube
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Gunner.mp3

Hypno:
You’re trying to challenge me? I can’t believe you’d float this
This thin air is thick, I’ll need to use my Hypnosis
To get this Forewarning, through your deflated brain
Those who cross me are known to never be seen again!
You’ll be X’ed out like your face, then I’ll send you drifting away
I never stop searching for victims, you get Drowzee in the day
You won’t survive the Blimprints from these Faba-lous rhymes
You’ll be Berry-ed in the Forest, even Calmer than my Mind
When I sway the pendulum, you won’t be able to see through it
You might as well Tapir mouth shut, nevermind, you’ve beat me to it
I’ll drag your Heart-home to hell, no Confusion, you’re through
You’re gonna wish you had Insomnia, when I’m done with you

Drifblim:
You must’ve used Hypnosis cause I slept through your whole verse
Hot air’s about to spit some heat that feels way worse than a Curse
I’m Fantina’s ace! Sabrina chose a moth over you
Collecting souls is my sole purpose, so your design won’t do
You Focused all your Inner Energy, yet no Aftermath remained
I’d lose most of my hp, if I were to Split our Pain
The Fear Factor of this Phony’s lowly, yet he still thinks he can own me?
Swinging pendulums on kiddies, I’ve never seen a ‘mon so lonely
You’re pokedex filler, so they stuck you inside a post game cave
Try to pop me, you can’t stop me, best HopHopHop away
You ate your own dreams of winning, the moment you tried to rhyme
I’ve Unburdened the Pokédex, cause now it’s ‘Hypno’s Naptime’

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16735540

Hypno Vs Drifblim - Pokémon Rap Battle - Halloween Special

Saw everyone doing 1 hour challenges, so I decided to ticket take it to the next level and make a battle in 30 seconds.

Dani Frias as Waluigi

Swoldow as Piranha Plant

Written by Psytube
Beat by Kustom


Intro:

Piranha Plant:
Chomp! Did somebody say piranha plant?

(Waluigi eats him)

(Beat starts)

Waluigi:
WAH! It’s Waluigi, IMMA NUMBAH WAAN
Call me Mii Gunner because I have a gun
Actually, I have a racket, and I’m not afraid to use it
You entered a rap battle? Well prepare to lose it
Miyamoto ain’t here, so fuck it I’m swearing
I’ll take an inverted L, like the hat that I’m wearing
I’ll use the assist trophy glitch to bring in my smash bros
With you’re tiny pipe, I bet you’ll never get to smash, bro
C’mon guys, Mario Party 10 wasn’t that bad
And I may not be in a main series game, but at least i have Ultra Smash
Sakurai put me in Smash OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Oh you blocked me on Twitter, DOES THIS FUCKING THRILL YOU?

Piranha Plant:
I really hope Yobar isn’t doing my voice
I swear Fruzmig tortured me, I didn’t have a choice
Your games are shit stains, best use a Walu-Squeegee to mop ‘em
Blow my spikey balls, you’d best know I’ll drop ‘em
I swear if I get another fucking “this battle is approved by plant gang” comment
But fuck you
I’ll smack you out of Smash, and Default Dance on your grave
You’ll be crashed out of the game before you even get to save
I’ll open an arena, and all my fans will flock it
I’ll take your dreams and get Petey to cage it and lock it
I’m stuck in an endless cycle of hate all around
However I won’t be freed this time with a ground pound

Waluigi:
I play so many sports, but still get paid minimum wage
When I play Mario Maker, I never put you in my stage
Who the hell is Joker, they should’ve gone with Crash
REAL SUFFERING WAS UNKNOWN UNTIL YOU STOLE MY SPOT IN SMASH (WAH!)

Piranha Plant:
Your rapping was awful, but I’ll cut you some slack
You spit shit bars, while I spit ink when I’m black
I’ll crack this wack hack on the track
You couldn’t stack up to the Pac, because attacks are what you lack

If you think this is serious I'm gonna go "WAA HAA HAA" at you for a week straight.

Waluigi Vs Piranha Plant: Intense Lyrical Argument Season 1 #2 (30 Second Special)

If the mixing's kinda off this is my first time using Adobe Audition so don't be too harsh lol.

Who Won?
www.strawpoll.me/17315745

Join my Discord server if you want
discord.gg/btVRFx9

MetaMachine as Banette
@user-938839005

Swoldow as Mimikyu
@swoldow_evgrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEChe9QBojo1a8OQVKtwMw

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Psytube
Cover Art and Background by Psytube
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: picosong.com/wuxbG/

Banette:
My owner doesn’t hold a Litwick to this seeker of my fame
Cause you’re a Shadow of a ‘mon that must’ve Sneaked into the game
When this rap battle is over, you’ll pretend to be me too
I’ve got a smooth, sharp design, people die just by seeing Yu
Using cheap jumpscares? Even Nebby’s more scary
You’ve left this ‘Ghoul Dazed’, thinking I’d lose to a Fairy
Best Bewear-y! Think you’ll beat me? Just drop the Disguise
Because de-Spite your special form, my victory’s Totem Sized

Mimikyu:
Zip it Shuppet, you’re a puppet but I don’t need to pull the strings
To show this dull doll the toll of his ragged raps aiding my win
Who gives 2 Hex about your story? Was it pulled out of your trash can?
Take the first shot you throw at me, then Cut deeper than a Slash can
Taking this Trial? Got an Endeavour to have your head severed?
You’ve got no popularity, while I’m Snuggled Forever
This Toy is Stuffed full of false hope, I’ll put an end to your suffering
By showing you a Pain Split when I slice you until you’re nothing

Banette:
That verse broke my Insomnia, you ever stop Ragging on?
Oh I’m unloved? Which one of us made a friend nagging song?

Mimikyu:
My rhymes are banettite (tight), you couldn’t cause the slightest fright
Don’t need to Hone my Claws to leave you looking worse than your gen 3 sprite

Mega Banette:
This cloth really thinks he’s Busted even with his countless checks?
You make every trainer question why they’re ‘Loading the Dex’
Shouldn’t’ve challenged me, your costume’s been burnt off by my fire
Now that your Spirit’s been acquired, you can join me in Mt Pyre

Mimikyu’s true form:
Stufful here’s a massive Softy, you were Cursed from the start
Because the lines I spit are Thrifty, like my haunted Megamart
Looks like glorified voodoo doll couldn’t ‘pin’ down the win
Now I truly understand the reason your kind lives in bins

Mimikyu Vs Banette: Pokémon Rap Battle: Bonus Battle

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Yo it's my birthday today, so to celebrate I shat out a battle.

https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as Victreebel
www.youtube.com/channel/UCCEChe9QBojo1a8OQVKtwMw

https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861 as Piranha Plant
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJ…rCjlhGYQ/featured

Karaoke:
https://picosong.com/w6t5j/

Written by Psytube
Cover art by Psytube
Mixed by https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 with help from Alex (linked above)
www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw
Beat by ProBangers
Karaoke: picosong.com/w6t5j/

Victreebel:
Pitted against a potted plant? It won’t be hard to leave you soiled
Since all it takes is a fat plumber to have all your plans foiled
When you try to pipe it up against the superior breed
You’ll find dissing this Fire Flower’s more draining than Leech Seed
Your strat’s the same in every game, this Clear Smog’s easy to see through
Nothing but up and down and spitting, almost like Petey’s caged you
I’ve heard Piranhas pack bite, so let’s see you try to Thrash
Since beating me’s more of a joke than when people main you in Smash

Piranha Plant:
Used Sleep Powder on yourself? Beating me must be you dreaming
Cause this verse’ll leave you Weepin’, though I guess you’re used to screaming
I’m a Mario mainstay! Serving king Bowser well
Chomping my enemy, not my master, does that ring a Bel?
An obese clone of me, covered with leaves and vines?
I’m sorry, but I can’t Wrap my head around your design
Kinda funny how like your prey, your fanbase would’ve dissolved
But you bit me off and got bigger with no Shroom involved

Victreebel:
Guess I need a 2nd verse for me to get the point Ingrained
You dropped the Spike Ball when you fought me, I have victory in my name
Looking at your Down B, I knew you’d test me with stretches
But I’m left with punchlines slower than your series progresses
Y’know if you were a Mon, your type would probably be Ground
Cause even as Piranhacopter, you’re the least Fly around
Now that I’m done screwing you over just like you did to Geno
You’ll be scrapped by Nintendo, forever shelved, like your Amiibo

Piranha Plant:
You’re looking green while you rap back, I doubt it’s cause of Chlorophyll
Really? Shelved? Me? You’re decoration on the windowsill
You say you’re strong? Even Rocket released you into the forest
With a bigger pay-off than the kids who traded you for Onix
Carnivine began to thrive as this unwatered plant rotted
With the amount you show up in games looks like you’re the one who’s potted
Even with no Sand Attack used, all of your shots were misses
Well I guess upside-down mouths spit upside-down disses

Victreebel Vs Piranha Plant - Psytube Rap Battles #2

Swoldow EVGRB as Teddiursa
Michael/Stark Media as Cubchoo
MetaMachine as Pancham
Vladimyr P. as Stufful

Beat by Allrounda
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
TEDDIURSA
Here comes the Little Bear to spit some honey sweet rhymes
I represent Pokemon from back when it was in its prime
Getting Gold and Silver while you’re losing in this fight
Let me be Crystal clear, this battle isn’t Black and White
If you want a real fight, come to Johto to blow
You won’t take me down with your icy cold flow
While I’m hanging with the Pichu Brothers, having a Picnic
You’re chilling in Kalos dealing with your sickness

CUBCHOO
If you really wanna win, it’d take a miracle
Your raps are unBEARable, and your lyrics aren’t lyrical
For a Pokemon who claims to have hot flows
Your verse drooped more than the mucus from my nose
And my flow may be frozen, but at least I’m in motion
To cause some commotion, with an icy explosion
You won’t stand a chance when you’re stuck in a blizzard
I hope you’ve stored food, cuz I’m bringing the Winter

PANCHAM
Hope you’re ready to scrap, cuz I’m feeling real playful
How can you win if your lyrics are glacial
I’m Breaking the Mold with my Iron Fist
Stepping out of the mist, with a Dark Fighting twist
Cuz this Panda’s the Champ, I can not be beaten
I’m one of a kind, while you’re remade and cheapened
I’m the most loved of the bear Pokemon
You’re worth even less than the leaf that I chew on

STUFFUL
Oh, stuff it already, Pancham you’re not tough
Teddiursa is basic, Cubchoo needs a flush
Your rhymes are all stuffed, with filler and fluff
I see three cubs who are going to get crushed
Appearances are deceiving, you’d best not ignore me
Cuz once I start flailing, you’ll all faint before me
You’d better brace for impact from this bear
If you think you’re not scared then you better Bewear

Pokebear Royale

Two of the biggest educational tools for students face off to determine, once and for all, who is the best between them. Who will take the gold, and who will be left in the dust? You decide!

-CAST-
Swoldow EVGRB as Kahoot
Raichous as Quizlet

-PRODUCTION-
Written by Michael, Swoldow EVGRB, [REDACTED], Fightmarker, Mason G, [REDACT]
Beat produced by Vylet Pony (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDnYX2jqzQXMST8Yo4NzQZQ), Extended by Michael
Mixed by Jordy

-LYRICS-
Kahoot (0:16 - 0:48):
Question 1: Who will destroy this copy and put them in the ground?
You’re wrong, it’s Kahoot, because I actually have beats to throw down
From education to movie quotes, my selection is unbeatable!
From your “teambuilding” to hard minigames, you’re closer to irredeemable
I make learning and rapping awesome, on the Hot Streak with my lines
And with the sick music pouring from the speakers, I’ll leave you moping on the sidelines
Put a Game Pin in it ya ripoff, it seems you’re not even in the Top Five
To get the first place in this battle, I shoulda beat Quizlet, Live!

Quizlet (0:48 - 1:20):
Alright class, get in teams to teach this outdated class tool a lesson
And remember, do your worst to keep up the tension. Did I mention?
You can’t Match my skill, you must not grasp the Gravity of this situation
Guess I need to pick up the pace to Spell out your expiration
FAST RAP
Now listen up Kahoot, I’m gonna teach you how to rap
In this scrap, I’m the champ, and I’m here to close the gap
You’re mindless and lifeless, with all your lousy gameplay
Your app unknown, so students surf the web to play
I’m the one teachers go to lessons, laughs, and learning
While you sit there in cyberspaceby yourself, yearning
To be loved, but like those in the back of the pack
You’re bitter that I’ve passed ya, I’ve conquered in this rap! 

Kahoot (1:20 - 1:52):
Were you tooooooo fast, Quizlet? Don't try jumping to conclusions
Since when all teachers were choosing me, a team battle was your solution
Kahoot wins! It seems you didn’t Learn, and ended up getting destroyed
Since all you did was fall, crash, and burn like any other Asteroid
I got verbal Classroom Superpowers, you're a Class-ic Super-bore
Since cramming for tests using your flash cards is all that children need you for
I bring fun to every subject, while your success still remains unknown, it
Seems like I’m taking the bronze, silver, and gold cuz you weren’t a true opponent

Quizlet (1:52 - 2:24):
“Not a true opponent”? Do you mean me, or the kids that use you?
You're just a nuisance to the teachers when dealing with the kids that always abuse you
You’re irrelevant from the raunchy nicknames to shouting the wrong choice
How bout I put the cursor on your name and kick you out. You annoyed?
Everyone prefers me to you, with those ratings, there’s nothing to compare!
It’s evident that you’re uptight and jealous, it’s no wonder you’re such a green square!
How would I rate this Kahoot’s rap? No stars, thumbs down, and a frowny face
Whoops! It seems you’ve crashed again, leaving Quizlet here in first place

Kahoot Vs Quizlet | Stark Media Rap Battles

Tomura Shigaraki : Swoldow EVGRB 
SCP-049 : Nekomancer

Beat Prod. : Tristan 
Mixed by : The Supah Master
Written by Kamren, Swoldow EVGRB, and Nekomancer
Idea inspired by Nooby
New Logo by Uncredited

Tomura Shigaraki : 
It seems that I'll be needing no assistance from my League of Villains
When I face the most overrated creature that his website's ever written!
You used to be tolerable, then you're added to Regalis's dropped fad
And now the only thing you infect is the contents of a preteen girl's Wattpad!
I mean just look at yourself, Mr. HoodedEdgyBirdAtHotTopic
With all the fanfics about yourself, your corpses aren’t the only ones rotten
Used to be compared to Creepypastas, never heard a connection stupider
When I've seen numbered docs done better from cryptic Youtubers

SCP-049:
Bonjour, je suis ton docteur pour aujourd'hui, Shigaraki;
Sent to cure the selfish brat who whines when he doesn't get his way
This doctor goes Hamm on the mic, with bars more fire than Dabi's flames
Got ill rhymes of my own compared to this subject testing for the Plague

Tomura Shigaraki :
Sheesh, I don't remember this one being converted to a Nomu
But with your ceased brain activity, I guess there's no difference for you
I'm surprised I could understand your writing, turn to your journals for example
Forget Euclid, this is one Keter threat your foundation can never handle 

SCP-049 : 
This literal walking facepalm proves why his league’s ruined collectively
Your abominations; defective, see. I rhyme the most effectively!
Received an entire arc about your crimes? How obscure
But do not be afraid of this, child; for I am the cure.
The restraints have been released, a Great Dying in this containment breach
So do not take that tone with me, leave the snapping to 173!
Your master killed your grandmother? Now ain't that some comedy gold?
Judging the look of your face, The Pestilence has already taken control

Tomura Shigaraki :
Between the heroes and yourself, I can't tell which one is more pitiful
Call yourself a doctor? At least Daruma's experiments were successful
Kurogiri, take this shit-Stain away, he's been a complete waste of my time
Left you and your creatures in the dust, like I'll soon do with All Might!

SCP-049 :
Even as the hands of your family cling onto their last bit of life
It still stands that my patients come out more alive!
Despite all the attention seeking, what really hurts, Tenko
Is that it appears your quirk's properties have only applied to the microphone

Tomura Shigaraki vs SCP-049 - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #1 (ft. Swoldow EVGRB & Nekomancer)

Mumkey Jones: Creep Switch
Filthy Frank: Swoldow EVGRB
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/124751/genres/gangsta-beats/grind-hours
Written by: ColeDaCole, Mason G
Cover art by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Supah Master

Mumkey:
Hi folks, welcome to the Depression Chamber, this’ll be a quick fight
So here’s Mumkey’s Declassified Guide; on how to terminate the mic
Riddling holes in this weeb’s throat, spit sick to leave you dismantled
I suggest you’d best abandon this battle, like it was your channel
Listen up, George Miller Lite, your popularity must be a mistake
I’m supposed to be impressed by the loser who started the Harlem Shake?
I wouldn’t pay $5 for your modern shitty slow-pop trash, man
And now the State of Your YouTube is unwanted, copied, forgotten, and abandoned.  

Frank:
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker, where I'm growing organic crops
But with your rotting depression gimmick, I say it’s time to stop!
This Zoomer’s Rusty, cage him up so he no longer survives
You know, Jeff Kinney got it right: you ain’t got a social life!
Notch’s favorite channel? I'd say you should keep that discrete. 
You best call up Assburger to give you some help on the beat (heh)
Shut it with your rubber mask, the Wheel of Punishment already fucked you up
Remember jackass: sideways for attention, long way for results

Jumkey Mones:
Hey Mumkey, let me get some Retribution on behalf of his fans
Mumkey:
Wow, never thought I’d find a bigger horse faced bitch than Susan
I’ve packed up my mailbag, shots fired like Elliot Rodger!
Hey Alexa, play the Naruto end theme, this is over

Frank:
Coolest monkey in the jungle? Now I'd say that's stretching it
Don’t need Das the Sauceboy to know all your content is just shit
Now let me end this battle, you can have a Sheepover there
When I send you back to jungle as a Pimp in a Wheelchair

Mumkey Jones vs. Filthy Frank | Rap Battle

Vote for who won this battle!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18480021

Thumbnail created by Dani
Mixed by Jacob

Dani:
Skunk hair really think that he'd do better with his bars
But nah, it's the second time you'll say oof from some scars
Always making fun of Dani as Crash for your creation
When me playing as yourself was a better representation
"I'm Fynn's chew toy, and my band fuckin sucks
Now I bite off B-Lo Lorbes and eat out Henry's ass for lunch"
Like Jesus, man, quit actin like you're so heaven-sent
If that was the case, your Powerpoint ass wouldn't stay irrelevant
Seems Swoldow, will remain hollow
Got your pride swallowed, with your flow borrowed
Opened up your channel with some content in a clutch
Like, I’m a Kirby and I don’t even suck as much
Beaten Kamren then acted like he was tough egg to hang
But hype you withering up; I could call it a Plant Gang-bang
Bang-bang, that’s the sound of the fake shots you called
Before your spam of Don Bongo tried to leave me all appalled

Swoldow:
Dani will end up dead like his memes if he truly wants to outrap
Talkin’ chew toys? Every friend you’ve had has bit you in the ass
Kylie backstabbed you like it's nothing, Kuba spread nothing but strife
So now you’re deepthroating Aaron’s Peter and holding on for dear life
You’re so desperate and lonely every night this dumbass shortys
Yelling “SOPHIE! PLEASE BLOW ME! I'M REALLY SAD AND HORNY”
Only to go back on discord, vent about his poor position 
And expect everyone to give his unfunny ass recognition
So don’t talk about representation. Got impressions I’m reeling in
While every role you’ve done sounds like some stoned chipmunk on helium
Whose sole purpose in life is to damage listeners ears
So it makes sense why you’ve been casting me for three straight years.
You try to act all cool and edgy but your attempts just annoy
You went from innocent meme battles to fucking $uicideBoy$
You're a grimy little zombie, back from the dead, and semi-priming
Mourned by just the dirt and flies, which are way more enticing than your rhyming 

Dani:
Talk to me when your best battle ain’t below a five
And your effects aren’t demonic static to fucking thrive
Pokemon phanatic finna be covered in piss
Burning down this depressing fuck; “Ash and Misty kiss”

Swoldow:
Well you can kiss my ass! At least my battles have the rhymes 
To, you know, not have to be redone three fucking times 
So in the spirit of half your content being plain bland instrumentals
I’ll just keep this bastard silent, and somehow more detrimental

Dani vs. Swoldow

In this updated version of Bowser Jr. and Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade you'll find some updated vocals, writing, and casting. Thanks for listening, enjoy!

-CAST-
Swoldow EVGRB as Bowser Junior
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
Raichous as Bowser
Light as King Spade

-WRITERS-
Michael
Mason

-Additional Chiseling-
Fightmarker
Raichous
Gamingplush64

-PRODUCTION-
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13qgew52JuSxVo636RVj08Fjn4xmN0gQg/view?usp=sharing 
Beat By Copyright Free Music and Toby Fox
Mixing by Light

-LYRICS-
Bowser Junior (0:44):
I’m gonna hop in my Airship and blast these Spades to pieces
Cuz even my Bullet Bills travel faster than your releases
All my cannons and minions are gonna scare you like King Boo
Your dad had to command his in order for them to like you
We’re gonna delta-ruin you, you can say we’re spittin’ fire
You behave not like a king’s son, but as a Jevil for hire!
Biting your face off like Susie, better get your bucket ready
And don’t rely on your father, with a bond that unsteady
Your maturity at this rate won’t make you “son of the year”
I'll fold this deck of cards so that they never interfere
Why don’t you work on evil speeches, if you think you’re so Clover
In conclusion, you’re just a loner, leftover, seceding crossover

Lancer (1:19):
You clowns’ll get thrashed when I take my bike and bulldoze
You’ll be Koopa-Trippin when you stumble over your Dry Flows
Nintendo's ace in the hole, only dug out with a spade
To rehash his bratty role in Smash and games nobody played
Same plot, same hero, same villain, same stencil
Acting like a Spooky Sword, but raps Halloween Pencils
Now I can’t say tier two curses, but I swear we’ll be your doom
I can’t take you seriously because you’re small as a shroom
Don’t you ever give up? You’re in my Shadow, that’s no question
And it’s fitting you’re a junior, cuz in this battle you’ll be second
So here, read the signs, it’s about time you found your answer
“Ho ho ho! Well if you’re reading this you’re dead!”, signed, Lancer

Bowser (1:52):
Alright Slugger, time for me to leave this figment out of luck
“LoOk At Me! Im InDiE!” just means you’re a Delta-level schmuck
You little brat, shut your trap before I slam you to the ground
And as for papa, well, he plays second fiddle to King Round! 
We reuse elements? (Ha!) You have your son’s laugh but deeper! 
Knock down your house of cards, as the conflict gets steeper
You need the Eastern Fountain to keep rule over your land?
I order the kidnappings of royalty with the wave of my hand
Check my castle, you ain’t got Jack, I’ve got way more traps than you could stab at
You Kris-crossed the gaming scene, now Toby's mad at Matpat
You wanna be a better rapper? Why don't you give the truth a whirl? 
You will always be inferior, no one can choose who they are in this world. 

King Spade (2:25):
It’s the Bad Guy’s verse, I’ll show you some real villainy 
Dis-Kaard your bad raps, would you really hurt my mini-me?
Double Dash out this battle, that’s all you can seem to do
I’m a true Darkner, (Yeah!) my subjects more useful than your crew
When it comes to the best villains, you’re no diamond in the rough
You’re too soft and emotionally vulnerable, HeartsDonut? 
Do us all a favor, jump off the edge and press Down B
All anyone needs to know is that chopping down your bridge is the key
I feel for you and your adopted kids King Bowser, really I do
But unfortunately my loyalty resides sorely with the Knight's crew 
I thoroughly enjoyed crushing you turtle scum in this battle
Now kneel before your King and become my personal chattel!

Bowser Jr. Bowser Vs Lancer and King Spade | SMRB UPDATED

Daniel J D'Arby : Kamren
King Dice : Swoldow 

Beat : https://clyp.it/1ajdz3sp
Beat Prod. : DAGA BEATMAKER
Written by Kamren
Mixed by FyxFynn

Daniel J D'Arby :
Well look what the cat dragged in, one of my captives has escaped
Oh never mind, its nothing Moor than a cartoon trying to save face
With "that" being your poker face, I thought you were a [STAND] yourself
I mean, can you blame me? You're the lackey to the ruler of all Hell
If you're the Devil's right hand man, I'll smack you with my left, man
Come bring your minions in, I'll overflow them like mugs, man!
Lost a bet and threw a fit? Follow your own advice and scram
Since you’re never safe against the greatest gambler in the land!

King Dice :
I'm Mr. King Dice, you better heed the words I say
Cause I'll take your chocolate bars and spit 'em back in your face
How are you gonna play with me if you don't have any dice to roll?
Ya betta' believe mine are loaded, gonna let kids take your toll?
Startled by cigarettes? I stomp them out as a threat!
So pull out your shit deck and place your bets
Are you gonna lay down a decent verse and call my bluff?
Or will you spout madness on the floor? Now then, you're up!

Daniel J D'Arby :
Still want to go? Good, I guess I’ll settle for another
But if you want to play games, I bet you’d like fighting my brother

King Dice :
And end up with my fingers broken? All your Bets are Off! 
At least when I’m playing my games, I do more than just talk
With that new hair dye you got, I should call you Ebeneezer
Since you were only made to outclass old, cheating geezers!

Daniel J D'Arby :
Please, you lost to some kids, this boss rushed, too easy!
Chose to pick the wrong beef, and now your soul belongs to me

Daniel J D'Arby vs King Dice - Rap Battle! (ft. Swoldow)

SINIU as Lucoa
curiouscloudy as Umaru-chan

Beat Produced by: GRILLABEATS
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Lucoa:
Welcome to the show, and today we’re gonna have
But the Filthiest of Franks, saying he’ll beat me in rap
Best known for the Harlem Shake, going ‘gainst me with some banter
But I just got one issue: Why couldn’t I fuck up that hamster
Teach me Japanese again, I’ll cut your dick with bamboo
Ranting about Pokemon when you could just shower with shampoo
Bitch, I’m the individual who wears the crown
Corrected all along, as words will bring you down

Umaru:
Pleasure to meet you Andre, you’re just a lower one, I guess
But I’ll give a truce to prove to you that you’re the very best
私のペニスを吸う
Then go put that shit on Google Translate or something, cork screw
So soon, that this dude thinks that he’ll make some tunes
Hasn’t done a fucking thing, while I’m on billboards to this sand dune
And the net’s too sensitive now; a bunch of maggots
You too! Open your eyes and quit being little

Lucoa:
But I’d rather not listen to Joji and the Ballads
Fat fuck, someone needs some ranch on top his salad
Cooked up some DizastaMusic and that shithouse wasn’t gonna fix
your garbage fucking vocals that be soundin’ like some Politikz

Umaru:
It’s time to stop! Who let your dick stuck in the grater?
You got some dookie lines, I’ll go cry with Tyler, the Creator
Your skits can’t outmatch mine. Let me put it blunt
Your ranch against Pink Guy makes Pink Guy up-

Lucoa:
Shit, my bad, I just ate a horse dong for dinner
And if I’m honest, it didn’t taste as bad as what you’re telling me
So what were you telling me? That Pink Guy would be the winner?
He can take that shit because my stomach’s still upsetting me

Umaru:
Well, damn then, I guess I’m winning after E’s shtick
Shit just went from zero to one hundred real quick
I’m tearing down your elevator pranks, ending Bad Trips
So let me end you real quick like I was Hanniba- wait what did you just-

For anyone who needs to hear it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267087833401917442/691332725650620426/nohedidnt.mp3 

FyxFynn as Eric Andre
Swoldow EVGRB as Filthy Frank

Lucoa vs. Umaru-chan - #3

Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.