Arrangement of a MIDI that I got at http://www.aquarianage.org/lore/holst.html

The original plan was to have all Wario Land 4 (because Saturn is my favorite planet), but some instruments just don't translate. I brought in Mother 3, then Pokémon Emerald, and Monster Tale.

*Imagines showing this to Gustav Holst because I respect him & would want his validation, realizes I'd have to explain a lot.
*Imagines at 6:06 having to explain the cellists aren't bowing the note over and over, it's just the sample's duty cycle.
*Starts ruminating on a 1900s-friendly explanation for how digital sampling works.

Saturn (Mother 3, WL4, Pokémon Arrange.)

why do the cows say "good job"?

original composition by Christophe Beck. made famous by Tommy Tallarico.
arrangement by [c]. guitar solo performed by Tony G.

the Tony G in question:
https://soundcloud.com/graysonz80

Earthworm Jim 2 - Anything But Tangerines (ft. Tony G.)

Sonic Galactic OST - eggman boss - "Cosmic distortion" <by: Sean Evans>

Watch the short film with this music featured: https://youtu.be/wC84FmoW-jY

Completed as my Capstone project for my bachelor's degree at Berklee College of Music.

During this part:
Buster loads the last of the furniture he bought (including a vase that he breaks and an extending rack), is given an address card for some reason, then rides his horse through town. Along his way, a dog bites him when he makes a turning signal. He puts a boxing glove on, then makes an extending arm device to do further turn signals for him. It punches out a traffic cop as he's turning.
After getting out of there, Buster wearies of how slow his horse is and takes a nap. The horse soon stops. When whistling doesn't get its attention, Buster puts headphones on it, connected to a telephone.
Later, Buster realizes this horse is terrible at its job and tries to show it what he wants by example, attracting a few bystanders. He takes the horse to a gland specialist.
The horse charges back out of the building after him, because it was taken to a goat gland specialist. Buster makes a sheepish pout after he realizes, then goes back inside with his head low. He forgot his hat.

This cue is probably my favorite of the bunch. (It's also the first track of the bunch to have a listener!)

Cue 2A - Riding a Five-Dollar Horse

Chevry Records releases its third compilation, featuring 12 tracks from artists of Chevry Agency, founded in 2018. Over six years, the agency has built a dynamic ecosystem promoting its talents and spreading its vision of electronic music across Europe. The compilation brings together a close-knit artistic family, reflecting both diversity and unity through refined, detail-oriented productions. Blending house, minimal, and melodic sounds, it stands as a statement of collective energy and a commitment to nurturing a shared creative vision.

HERR KRANK:
https://soundcloud.com/krank0001
https://instagram.com/herr.krank

CHEVRY RECORDS:
https://chevryrecords.bandcamp.com/
https://soundcloud.com/chevryagency
https://www.instagram.com/chevry_agency

BUY:
https://kuronekomedia.lnk.to/ConnectedSouls

PREMIERE: Herr Krank - Retro Dance Machine [Chevry Records]

After I went online to try to find Les Musiques de MediEvil (yes I have the title memorized) again to have on my laptop, I couldn't find it anywhere, which sort of forced my hand. 
So, now that I've sent it over from my PC, I've decided to upload it. As a result of having these tracks in my possession, in addition to regular tracks from other sources, I now have HQ versions of every track.

Notes:
1. Tracks with legitimate titles come from Les Musiques. Otherwise, it comes from another source (possibly khinsider but I do not remember).
2. The formatting of the titles is a bit inconsistent, but it was decided entirely by which formatting looked nicer.
3. Tildes (~), or in the case of GBOSS, semicolons (;) denote the different places in which a song will play.
4. Morten the Worm was the song that played in the original version of Inside the Asylum, where you spied on monks using that worm in Dan's head. As this is the case, I've put it directly after the Asylum Grounds in the playlist, because it'll always be the real track to me, at least in spirit.
5. RIP Mr. Apple

(All rights go to Sony, S.N.A., Bob and Barn, and Joypad magazine)

"MAP" - Land Map

"OPT" | Title, Menu

At the sound of Drums will the Earth relinquish, but replenish.

#dunno how m'good pal @throwawayface managed to find that TTS page, but it made producing an audiobook for this byootiful audio MUCH faster. My brother wrote another Fat Albert story before this, but it wasn't quite as good. ...If you want the transcript, it's under the cut.
((headphones recommended, R00dy is very soft-spoken in this. I may fix the sound mixing later, but idk at this point in time))

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Hey hey hey! its faaaaat albert and im gonna sing a song for youuuuu!!! That’s what it started out as. It all began on that day all my suffering and pain and mysery. I was walking down to the junkyard with weird harold Russell bill bucky mush mouth dumb donald and fat albert. I sayed to the gang ‘hey guys lets play hooky’ fat albert replied ‘no way mang we need to do that lesson about bill cosbys court case!’ weird harold and me were curious. Bill cosby court case whaaat? I turned on the tv. I picked up the remote. It showed a screen of bill and he said hey hey hey!!! And people were booing why? Why they booing bill? I says to fat albert. ‘I dunno hey hey hey.’ Said fat albert. lets sing an song about it. *jumanji drums play* hey whats that Russell said and bill said ‘I dont know bro’ why u call me bro said Russell, ‘why? Said bill cuz ur my bro!’ then russells face turned into monster because he was not the russel we knew! He ate bills face off and charged at buck y mush mouth and dumb donald. He ate bucky and mush mouth in 1 gulp and dumb donald escaped. We ran out of the junk yard and our parents were are monster… is this the apocalypse? We were in a building after running from Russell *monsters start eating the pillars our platform was on* we need a distraction weird harold and I say together. Hey dead weight I said ‘why you call me dead weight’ said dumb donald I said ‘because your dead weight!!’ *pushes dumb donald off the pillar and watches our friend get eaten* *lowers cap to respect him and honor him for disctration* :() that’s the face on fat alberts face. He said ‘why you do that rudy??? Ill kill you!!’ fat albert no said weird harold fat albert pushed him aside and ripped off his arm to use it as a sword ‘noooo weird harold I said’ alright fat albert I don’t wanna do this but I have to!! We fought. He swung. I dodge. I duck his swing and trip him. He wobbles around and fell off the roof into the hoard of monsters. ‘HEY HEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!’ Before he fell I ripped off his shirt and use it to plug up weird harolds arm. We met up with a few cats while looking for supplies and were in a bunker with them right now. Ill keep all you guys updated. Pee wee got bitten so I think he will be monster soon, weird harold and me are alright. Cool roy stood no chance up on that sign when they can jump. *sobs because of dead friends and only 2 of the gang made it out alive* Alright I gotta go, were about to head out to look for some supplies. Now that I look at him Pee wee doesn’t look so g-

Nah nah nah gonna have a good tiiiiime….

"Lol.docx" - a FaTablert story written by my brother

COMPLETE TRINITY - SONIC HEROES Original Soundtrax

Mystic Mansion

I got really bored, wanted to do an SPC700 thing to keep my skills up a bit, this is the end result

34.0kb worth of samples on the dot at best, 80ms echo delay, 2377 bytes total sequence data.

SPC; https://www.dropbox.com/s/ngrw1mcmixj22hu/Sonic%20Heroes%20-%20Mystic%20Mansion.spc?dl=0

Sonic Heroes - Mystic Mansion (SPC700 Arrange)

Made this for one of my Robotnik poops, and everyone seemed to fall in love with it.

Badnik Bop

"Massive Fähigkeit"

(If you enjoy my tracks, be sure to h'whack that like, repost, and share it too.)
You've reached the home of the so-called "epic Wario" thing. I've a massive catalogue of waamixes and waarangements for yon nigras to peruse with hearty contentment, as they eat whole garlic loaves and shoulder bash their computer.

Sorry if uhhh the volume for tracks varies, or is just relatively all-over-the-place. Even though I usually keep my system vol. at 52, there have been times where I've changed it and forgot that I did, then started working on a project.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/tahutoa300

Q: Why do I use the Wario Land 4 soundfont to some capacity for so many tracks?
A: Because I love the way it sounds, obviously. Half the reason why I'll start making a MIDI in the first place is that I want to hear what it'd sound like with the Wario Land 4 soundfont.
Q: Wo, Tahutoa, youre music sure is good! :))
A: DON'T CAPITALIZE MY NAAAAAME AaRRGHKKhH IT LOOKS SO HEINOUS I CAN'T STAND ITTITTI hawhawtitits?? Thank you, though

One wonders how much of their fanbase thinks of ol' typhoidoa as "epic Wario man, *and ig some other stuff*" - the same sort of typecasting that has felled a number of UT Remix artists over the years.