At the sound of Drums will the Earth relinquish, but replenish.

#dunno how m'good pal @throwawayface managed to find that TTS page, but it made producing an audiobook for this byootiful audio MUCH faster. My brother wrote another Fat Albert story before this, but it wasn't quite as good. ...If you want the transcript, it's under the cut.
((headphones recommended, R00dy is very soft-spoken in this. I may fix the sound mixing later, but idk at this point in time))

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Hey hey hey! its faaaaat albert and im gonna sing a song for youuuuu!!! That’s what it started out as. It all began on that day all my suffering and pain and mysery. I was walking down to the junkyard with weird harold Russell bill bucky mush mouth dumb donald and fat albert. I sayed to the gang ‘hey guys lets play hooky’ fat albert replied ‘no way mang we need to do that lesson about bill cosbys court case!’ weird harold and me were curious. Bill cosby court case whaaat? I turned on the tv. I picked up the remote. It showed a screen of bill and he said hey hey hey!!! And people were booing why? Why they booing bill? I says to fat albert. ‘I dunno hey hey hey.’ Said fat albert. lets sing an song about it. *jumanji drums play* hey whats that Russell said and bill said ‘I dont know bro’ why u call me bro said Russell, ‘why? Said bill cuz ur my bro!’ then russells face turned into monster because he was not the russel we knew! He ate bills face off and charged at buck y mush mouth and dumb donald. He ate bucky and mush mouth in 1 gulp and dumb donald escaped. We ran out of the junk yard and our parents were are monster… is this the apocalypse? We were in a building after running from Russell *monsters start eating the pillars our platform was on* we need a distraction weird harold and I say together. Hey dead weight I said ‘why you call me dead weight’ said dumb donald I said ‘because your dead weight!!’ *pushes dumb donald off the pillar and watches our friend get eaten* *lowers cap to respect him and honor him for disctration* :() that’s the face on fat alberts face. He said ‘why you do that rudy??? Ill kill you!!’ fat albert no said weird harold fat albert pushed him aside and ripped off his arm to use it as a sword ‘noooo weird harold I said’ alright fat albert I don’t wanna do this but I have to!! We fought. He swung. I dodge. I duck his swing and trip him. He wobbles around and fell off the roof into the hoard of monsters. ‘HEY HEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!’ Before he fell I ripped off his shirt and use it to plug up weird harolds arm. We met up with a few cats while looking for supplies and were in a bunker with them right now. Ill keep all you guys updated. Pee wee got bitten so I think he will be monster soon, weird harold and me are alright. Cool roy stood no chance up on that sign when they can jump. *sobs because of dead friends and only 2 of the gang made it out alive* Alright I gotta go, were about to head out to look for some supplies. Now that I look at him Pee wee doesn’t look so g-

Nah nah nah gonna have a good tiiiiime….

"Lol.docx" - a FaTablert story written by my brother

"Massive Fähigkeit"

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You've reached the home of the so-called "epic Wario" thing. I've a massive catalogue of waamixes and waarangements for yon nigras to peruse with hearty contentment, as they eat whole garlic loaves and shoulder bash their computer.

Sorry if uhhh the volume for tracks varies, or is just relatively all-over-the-place. Even though I usually keep my system vol. at 52, there have been times where I've changed it and forgot that I did, then started working on a project.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/tahutoa300

Q: Why do I use the Wario Land 4 soundfont to some capacity for so many tracks?
A: Because I love the way it sounds, obviously. Half the reason why I'll start making a MIDI in the first place is that I want to hear what it'd sound like with the Wario Land 4 soundfont.
Q: Wo, Tahutoa, youre music sure is good! :))
A: DON'T CAPITALIZE MY NAAAAAME AaRRGHKKhH IT LOOKS SO HEINOUS I CAN'T STAND ITTITTI hawhawtitits?? Thank you, though

One wonders how much of their fanbase thinks of ol' typhoidoa as "epic Wario man, *and ig some other stuff*" - the same sort of typecasting that has felled a number of UT Remix artists over the years.

the funny thing is i came here for memes and wound up with genuine music in my pockets


the genuine music has been gone for a while :(

most of the music is straight from tiktok.  the other music is from a friend

I moved back to my first account-- hey, all 56 (now 80?) of my followers, please go follow.

Get a Wario Land 4 soundfont *with named presets* here: https://www.polyphone-soundfonts.com/en/files/27-instrument-sets/425-wario-land-4

tahutoa's actual second account.
Pride, Envy, and Anger are my vices.
https://soundcloud.com/tahutoa

Soundfonts that I use the most (in order of prominence):
Wario Land 4 (for pretty much anything, because I love WL4's sound)
OmegaGMGS2 (My go-to soundfont strictly because of how many High Quality out-of-the-way instruments there are)
SGM V2.01 (For when the OmegaGM variations of instruments are lacking)
Touhou (Flute, Saxophones, as well as some Basses and Harpsichord, otherwise same as SGM, where it's to stand in for OmegaGMGS2)
Earthbound (for Overdriven Guitar and other Pokey-related instruments)
Mother 3 (for 8-Bit and Synth stuff, usually)
Get a list of Preset names for (the original ver. of) the Wario Land 4 soundfont here*: https://warioforums.com/attachments/wario-land-4-soundfont-instrument-names-zip.6962/

*Appreciate it; altogether it took me something like 8/9 hours. The first 5/6 to listen, write down what I'm hearing, switch instruments, repeat over 200 times. Then, many months later, go through it all over again, this time to write down the Preset/Sound Bank relationships for each one, because I didn't the first time, and my laziness came back to haunt me once I started fiddling with Polyphone, intending to rename the WL4 presets and make my life easier.