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I'm doing the equivalent of putting up the same flyer on every goddamn telephone pole in a row but I-- "I like to think of myself as thorough! *Magical Fantasia whisking sound*"

Brassic (MOVED BACK TO TAHUTOA, PLZ GO FOLLOW)

What's the source? It's a souprise. All you need to know is, for whatever reason, a Mega Man X version of the one bit that anyone actually remembers sounded really dope when I pictured it, so I went ahead and put something together. It was originally at 140bpm, and kept the original's Swing, but it sounded better at 161bpm, and without the swing, sounded truer to MMX's style.

The secret to making the lead overdriven so punchy and rad is something i learned from working with WL4 the guitar solo at the end of crescent moon village has some of its notes scooted up by a few 24ths of a block and boyyyy do those few-too-soon 24ths have a fantastic effect on electric guitars

Temple of the Dog

My Music History Class told me this beeyootiful melody was created by *the* King Richard. So I just HAD to give it a listen. Despite its primeval construction, it's pretty damn good for the era. Better Wear Ya Cuda **RAOWOWrrRAOW**

Wa Nuns Hons Pris De Nira

At the sound of Drums will the Earth relinquish, but replenish.

#dunno how m'good pal @throwawayface managed to find that TTS page, but it made producing an audiobook for this byootiful audio MUCH faster. My brother wrote another Fat Albert story before this, but it wasn't quite as good. ...If you want the transcript, it's under the cut.
((headphones recommended, R00dy is very soft-spoken in this. I may fix the sound mixing later, but idk at this point in time))

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Hey hey hey! its faaaaat albert and im gonna sing a song for youuuuu!!! That’s what it started out as. It all began on that day all my suffering and pain and mysery. I was walking down to the junkyard with weird harold Russell bill bucky mush mouth dumb donald and fat albert. I sayed to the gang ‘hey guys lets play hooky’ fat albert replied ‘no way mang we need to do that lesson about bill cosbys court case!’ weird harold and me were curious. Bill cosby court case whaaat? I turned on the tv. I picked up the remote. It showed a screen of bill and he said hey hey hey!!! And people were booing why? Why they booing bill? I says to fat albert. ‘I dunno hey hey hey.’ Said fat albert. lets sing an song about it. *jumanji drums play* hey whats that Russell said and bill said ‘I dont know bro’ why u call me bro said Russell, ‘why? Said bill cuz ur my bro!’ then russells face turned into monster because he was not the russel we knew! He ate bills face off and charged at buck y mush mouth and dumb donald. He ate bucky and mush mouth in 1 gulp and dumb donald escaped. We ran out of the junk yard and our parents were are monster… is this the apocalypse? We were in a building after running from Russell *monsters start eating the pillars our platform was on* we need a distraction weird harold and I say together. Hey dead weight I said ‘why you call me dead weight’ said dumb donald I said ‘because your dead weight!!’ *pushes dumb donald off the pillar and watches our friend get eaten* *lowers cap to respect him and honor him for disctration* :() that’s the face on fat alberts face. He said ‘why you do that rudy??? Ill kill you!!’ fat albert no said weird harold fat albert pushed him aside and ripped off his arm to use it as a sword ‘noooo weird harold I said’ alright fat albert I don’t wanna do this but I have to!! We fought. He swung. I dodge. I duck his swing and trip him. He wobbles around and fell off the roof into the hoard of monsters. ‘HEY HEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!’ Before he fell I ripped off his shirt and use it to plug up weird harolds arm. We met up with a few cats while looking for supplies and were in a bunker with them right now. Ill keep all you guys updated. Pee wee got bitten so I think he will be monster soon, weird harold and me are alright. Cool roy stood no chance up on that sign when they can jump. *sobs because of dead friends and only 2 of the gang made it out alive* Alright I gotta go, were about to head out to look for some supplies. Now that I look at him Pee wee doesn’t look so g-

Nah nah nah gonna have a good tiiiiime….

"Lol.docx" - a FaTablert story written by my brother

whjen i was a kid, i loved fat albert. but that all changed when i was walking down the street in my usual fat albert walk and saw a vcr tape. it had tape on it that says ‘fat albert lost episode’! oh my gosh i cant even believe how excited i was when i braught this bad boy home. i pressed the play button with my popcorn in hand. teh opening was like the normal hey hey hey its fat albert! but when he poked the screen hered an man go ‘oUCh’ but ithought nothing of it. i ignored it because i grew up with the lovable fat fguy. it started off with the junkyard and rudy and wierd harold and russell and bill and dumn donald and mush mouth and bucky and fat albert! haha. but it was wierd. the gang was like bullying fat albert because he was so fat and i was like they nevre did that before… somethigs going on. rudy was walked up to fat albert and said ‘ur too fat we cant even fit my fist in ur mouth.’. rudy was mean guy but he wasnt that mean i said to myselkf. then mush mouth came up and say hebab fabab abeb, whyb ub sob ubgby? then fat alber ran off the screen and i hered him set up chair and get rope and i was like no fat albert dont do it :((( luckely he was just make his new sled and need chair to reach something and rodpe to tye it tofgether. he wont on the sled and slid down to mudfoot brawn and crashed into him them!! then t-t-the screen turn ed black and fat albert got real close with blood in he eyes and said ‘hey ha ha’ then the crowd cheerd and but they get up on stage and grabbing fat albert and rip him apart! :O bloods and gut spilled onto my floor and i scramed for my mommy because fat alberts neck was snaped and his body was oddly smelly. i put the disk in the ocean and hoped to never see thats disk again

the first fatablet story by my brother

Albet.docx

Source audio provided by @throwawayface
The name of the folder said audio came in was interesting, as well.

"fun facts with fuckity mcflurb, according to Maury Laws's original sheet music manuscripts Snow Miser is actually spelled 'Sno-Miser' which is stupid but hey" - bae, 2019

SnoOooW

Though his *SACK* is not my size, with a twinkle in my eyes, I could be *his *"Ho, Ho, Ho"~

The Year Without a Santa Claus

"I Could Be Santa Claus" (CUE 06)

I was playing both of these at the same time and was SHOCKAN how well they lined up in some places (especially that ending bit, that was so fucking good that I had to stop recording there because we'd hit peak coincidence). That first loop, the one before I started, that one matched up the best, probably, which is sad, since it's now lost to time. But whatever.
Music featured: https://soundcloud.com/tahutoa/wallybound

Shitpost: Ninten Tries New Flavour of Pot Noodle

back in november when i was still doing keyboard class i transcribed some sheet music by the teacher, and flexed on myself by fixing the resulting inaccuracies via piano roll. Months later, after learning that Metroid zuperfan Xander apparently pronounces it as Zeebs, I went back to this project, having thought about the one transcription that lay there. Then, by accident, I ended up having the OTHER piece of sheet music I transcribed in the Playlist sequencer at the same time. This is the discovery I made as a result.

feat lil john

Hold on. Wait. Nah nah nah you playin'

specifically testing VA'ing, reverb presets, sound effect placement.

the story itself was spur of the moment, the rest was all editing an' shit.

it annoys me incredibly that I can do Ernie but not Bert, when a decade ago I had literally the exact opposite problem. To be fair though, I'm pretty sure it's more difficult to do a decent Ernie, so perhaps I got the winning end of the deal at the very least.

Ernie™ Plays Wario Land 4™ for the Nintendo® Game Boy Advance™

"please don't come to your senses."

made using "bandercraig" audio and some ickybod rip that Mah Boi sent me

Bandercraig but with BGM

Megalowaania (Real)

On a wild hair I thought about Nail Call and how the Garfield & Friends theme song would fit right in with it. Now, because ChocolateJake still hasn't posted the entire goddamn battalion of WW, inc. MIDI's he has in his possession, I was pretty much fucked for taking any path besides that of the transcriber for this one. That harp glissando was fucking killer because of all the echo delays-- still not positive I got it right, but it'll definitely work, all things considered.

"Nail Call" - GarfieldWare, inc.: Mega Malaise!

"I WAN’ AN ULTRA-LORD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL T’ HAPPEN JIMMEH, WHEN THERE’S A LIMITED EDITION SPECIAL FIGURE, WHERE HE’S ALL RED AND STUFF, WITH LIKE A CANDY CANE PATTERN GOIN’ ALL AROUN’ HIS EPAULETS?"

I was working on a song in FL when suddenly I had this potent urge to go be Sheen for a few odd minutes. I've done better Carls before, and my Jimmy will probably always suck ass (because he sounds too much like my Carl), but this is probably my A Minus game when it comes to Sheen, so it's pretty close to my highest notch. Also, because I was improvising, I didn't have time to remember what Priss Pringle sounded like to a tee? So, as a result it sounds a bit more 'generic heroic man', but to be fair that's almost what that voice is like anyway, so nothing much lost there.

Sheen Turns Everyone into Rankin/Bass Because He Wants to See Ultra-Lord in Animagic

FLP Download: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PC-Yw8t21IabqxsZZt1oeYGM6nsPbX0W

I was inspired by @official-sub0ru's incredibly wow https://soundcloud.com/official-sub0ru/bob-made-with-the-spongebob-squarepants-supersponge-soundfont and like I always do with these kinds of things, I did a recreation of sorts. However, I suck at fancy stuff, so my mix wasn't as techno-y, and I kind of blew it when it comes to whatever kind of phasers are at work in the original. So, I just went with the flow and produced something a bit different, including more alterations to the patterns than I originally planned. ....In other words, the breakdown sounds almost completely different in terms of tone, and I compensated for that to actually increase this distinction to a certain degree.

rob. - Made with the Spongebob Squarepants: SuperSponge Soundfont

The WAHffice

i'm every 🅱irl's 🅱ream

the audio clips a lot but fuck you i don't care

http://www.Sounddogs.com

I'm Leo Luster [360p] Sound Effects - Cartoons - Debris - CU - Fast De🅱ris Crash.

made in like five minutes. i'unno, i heard piraka of bel-air and liked the strings in the backing track, so yeah

Fressh Prince Of Waaa

stubby man gave me a link to the fancy audacity vibrato that everybody uses. this is my second test

still slaps

Iron Man Eksperiences A Kocaine Krash (Krazy!!)

So I was going through this "Big Band" set of samples in Reason for an assignment, when I found one sample, "SAY", that reminded me of the first theme I think of when I think of the idea of "VICTORY". So, I took that and "SASSY", opened them up in Audacity, and the rest speaks for itself.

i donot like geren eggs and ham,
i don ot like them, sassyaimm

Super Smash Bros. Melee Original Soundtrack (Game Rip)

SASSY.aimm

"Massive Fähigkeit"

(If you enjoy my tracks, be sure to h'whack that like, repost, and share it too.)
You've reached the home of the so-called "epic Wario" thing. I've a massive catalogue of waamixes and waarangements for yon nigras to peruse with hearty contentment, as they eat whole garlic loaves and shoulder bash their computer.

Sorry if uhhh the volume for tracks varies, or is just relatively all-over-the-place. Even though I usually keep my system vol. at 52, there have been times where I've changed it and forgot that I did, then started working on a project.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/tahutoa300

Q: Why do I use the Wario Land 4 soundfont to some capacity for so many tracks?
A: Because I love the way it sounds, obviously. Half the reason why I'll start making a MIDI in the first place is that I want to hear what it'd sound like with the Wario Land 4 soundfont.
Q: Wo, Tahutoa, youre music sure is good! :))
A: DON'T CAPITALIZE MY NAAAAAME AaRRGHKKhH IT LOOKS SO HEINOUS I CAN'T STAND ITTITTI hawhawtitits?? Thank you, though

One wonders how much of their fanbase thinks of ol' typhoidoa as "epic Wario man, *and ig some other stuff*" - the same sort of typecasting that has felled a number of UT Remix artists over the years.