Commander Jacob

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/XrRrCOoQIEA


Condiment King Verse 1

I was scared by this nefarious nuclear boy
But I mustard some courage after hearing his voice (ha!)

I cleverly conceptualized each crime I committed
While you’re powered by the sun and you’re still the most dim-witted (moron!)

My guns top this beef, while you’re acting pretty hammy
And you lost it ‘cause you couldn’t start a nuclear family

Man, you wished to have a girl after one look at her face
But you couldn’t even take her breath away when you took her to space


Nuclear Man Verse 1

(RAAA) Your love life’s not better than this
I will not even bother asking you where a woman is

You think brains beat brawn? Well I don’t care
But if what’s inside matters, I ignore your underwear

I generate heat like Venus (RAAA)
There is a big gap between us (RAAA)

Bigger than the ones that I made in Chinese wall
I am powerful god of the Sun like RAAAAAA


Condiment King Verse 2

My condiments earn compliments, I’m confident my consonants
Are competent, the consequence? I’m conquerin’ your common quips (woo!)

I’ll relish in glory, assert my dominance
You’re just the most forgotten villain novice in Metropolis


Nuclear Man Verse 2

(RAAA) I hurt people, and that includes you
(RAAA) You are a freako, like Luthor’s nephew

I will squeeze red out of you, and I do not mean ketchup
You will not even be healed by a mayo clinic checkup


Condiment King Verse 3

You act very strong, but your critics do better bashing
Since your foe fixed the wall just by… looking at it? (what?)

You have have Wolverine press-ons but aren’t sharp when you’re attackin’
Since you died and the cause was a nuclear reaction?

Wait scratch that, mad brat, weaker than the Pack Rat
At least he had a gat strapped when dealing with the black bat

And even he’s not that daft to be inside a shaft trapped
A packet of Tabasco would outmatch all of your wack raps


Nuclear Man Verse 3

You are pathetic, check my genetics
Strong and athletic, far from synthetic 

(RAAA) Win by more than a hair, you’re not strong
And I put the nuke in nuclear when I drop bombs

I threw, zapped, jumped on, and tossed rocks at Superman
(RAAA) Your head is not the only thing in pickle, stupid man

Nuclear Man rhymes get a radio active
With stronger flames than the one that put you in casket


Condiment King Verse 4

You’re powered up now, but your prototype was not impressing
You were stoner Scissorhands, (ick) and badly needed dressing (yikes)

You aren’t scary, you’re out cold without power
I’m the czar of sauerkraut, you're making the crowd sour


Nuclear Man Verse 4

Silence! Destroy Condiment King
But first I have fun, remove mind control thing

Let us see if Buddy Standler has more writing skill
I bet you are even less funny on your free will


Condiment King Verse 5

Wait, where am I? What am I doing?
Hey, aren’t you that villain from the 4th Rocky movie?

Or that Superman foe whose ratings were so low
He was non-renewable in comics? Well, gotta go


Nuclear Man Verse 5

(RAAA) Do not to try to run, my speed is supersonic
In more than one way I will destroy failed comic

You wasted my time so I knock your lights out
And…

► CREDITS: 

RaccoonBroVA as Nuclear Man

Matt Raichous as the Condiment King 

Pixel Chris as the Condiment King 

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Beat prod. by Simon Bates of the Audio Network

Mixed by Nikki

Cover Art by Taiga

Nuclear Man vs The Condiment King. PowerPoint Rap Battles

JustGamer as The Riddler

TaigaTonic as The Hijacker

Beat by: ENNWAY
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Additional Writing by: ENNWAY and ItsNugget
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Matt Raichous, SIR Rap Battles, and Rabi

The Riddler:
What do you get when you cross the top mind in Gotham
With a basement goblin who can’t face a problem
A broken dope fighting the woke for Coke
Who’s such a token Joker, that even it would shock him

Tried spreading a message but he couldn't confront it
Because no one seemed to care about his Dr. Whodunit 
And for with scheming through screens we’re one in the same,
But the button to change his channel is how they’re Catching my Waves

While I was running the streets of Gotham
He was running a stream that people weren't even watching
And I'm leaving marks without any question
He stooped in the news 'cuz he knew they'd forget him

But what I wonder’s on why it’s so odd to see
Him wear the face of anti-corp hiding with hypocrisy
So Riddle me this! If you're seeking to help
What's the point of the mask when you’re deceiving yourself

Max Headroom Highjacker:
Oh jesus…
You're a freaking nerd that's my conclusion
Just leave (groans) 
You've ranted on longer than my entire intrusion

I’m a Rap God and that verse was dog shit
But I guess it makes sense when you’re all Logic
Shined the spotlight on yourself cause you were one they weren’t watching
When you tried to topple the tops of Gotham, but botched it

You look down on the people cause you see them as dimwits
If you think you have a great mind, then you’re falling to your sickness
Should see a hospital if you're wanting answers
Zodiac ain’t the first time you’ve crossed paths with cancer

Achieved mass reception then had no repercussions
While your intellect only had you riddled with punches
Had feelings for your partner but it ended in a mess
Because your love is fading and I still see your X

The Riddler:
May have escaped the FBI’s attempts to follow you
But through the eyes of a mask you’ll find it's a hollow view
So go on and answer! I know you’re rather quick witted
Why would they care when you barely even did shit?

Though, congrats! You got away with it, i guess, so well played 
But sorry teach, you did that for dry video essays 
To find the freak on the screen not in the right headspace 
Who thought his cheeks were a scene good enough to collect fame

Now seen as a mockery so your glove is left dirty
Just a troll left alone talking more Bull than Swirsky
So when the World Greatest News comes and forget you just see it
Be considered just another time you’ve been left beaten

Max Headroom Highjacker:
(Hush!) You still got Questions to solve there rookie
Kidnapped Catwoman and still got no pussy
And claim my masterpiece was sad to see while you turn tots to tragedies
You need a Shining Knight in armour just to go back to sleep

Stopped breaking cases when he got a mace to the face 
And tried to become a Private Eye, but it was made into waste
Now whenever you’re outsmarted you're stuck in denial
Screaming “HOW’D YOU SOLVE MY GOOGLEABLE TRIAL”

So how about a change of pace and you answer my question
Who’s the man challenging his mind with more than depression
Creating new iterations to make his relevance stronger
That beats his story more to death than what he did his daughter

The Riddler vs The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle! Ft. JustGamer

I simply did this for fun, don't ask.

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man - Rap Off!

Shadow: Titanium1208
Muscle Man: CornCob7178 
Beat produced by: Lezter
Written by: CreeperPasta, CornCob7178 and box
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: Tompuffs
Mixed by: box

Shadow:
You gotta be serious. This is my challenge? You gotta remember the monsters I've dismembered
The villains I've beaten... Green Eggs And Ham; your lifespan is about to be as short as your temper
I’ve seen better pranksters on YouTube. You and your crew knew I don’t fuck around with trolls
So stop the cap or I'll pop a cap on your tail before you start to rap. Heads gonna roll
Outrace me with a golf cart? (Ha!) This slobs dire…
Watch your entire front yard turn to a bonfire!
High-Five’s missing a finger, now thats in poor taste
You’re pals cause neither can even live up to your names
I’ve got more weapons than a war general
Got more green than that DAMN 4th chaos emerald
You live like a pig and behave like an asshole
Rigby changed his name, but you’re the real Trashboat
Speaking of such, what’s up with Starla? Big the Cat is smaller than her in comparison
You’re both alike, squealing and whinning like babies when you don’t get each others attention
It's not the first time a game boss leaves you smoked
Even if you try to win with your repetitive joke
The second your mom is dissed, you start to fit
Like The Hammer’s leg, Mitch should just drop the bit

Muscle Man: 
Yo Rigby! I think I found your emo cousin!
I tell you to make some sense/cents, but with so many ends in your game, this hogs worth nothing
You say I'm dirty, have you seen your fandom lately?
They're scaring away all the ladies!
But I'm not worried, I've got my Starla
Who do you have? Your own shoulder to cry on?
Oh no bro, watchu think you doin' with that strap? Take that away and don't bring it back
I can hear Linkin Park in the background. Tried to stay underground but that shit's wack
You're too slow, bro! Like a Pokémon I do not catch. Gun smoked that Maria pack. 
You low budget Mewtwo. Go back to Gerald to cry in your puny lab! Rat! 

Shadow:
Naming my lost ones? Careful or it might fire back. Ask Muscle Dad
At least that fraud died to a bear, you almost died chugging hot dogs, man
You don’t want this smoke, last time you shot fires you got skinned in the woods
So if you take it there, I’m taking it further- psssst, that’s something you don’t wanna do

Muscle Man:
I remember you was conflicted, but you went through a few changes, haven't you?
I'm not talking about super. You know who else got hoed by IDW?
You know who else has amnesia but can't forget the mistakes they have done?
You know who else says “Nothing personel, kid” and lets their friends die? My mom! 

Shadow:
No bars left? I'll shoot opps next. I don't need guns
Drop a bead on Pop's head? That's a bit fucked
Your pop's dead and your mom's next. That is real, son
Four punchlines full of lead, that's a Fist Pump
Like your family tree, this won't get beautiful
I hope you know a guy who can arrange your funeral
If I hear any more edgy jokes, I promise
I'll do you way worse than what you did to Thomas

Muscle Man:
You’re so ungrateful. If it wasn’t for the fans you wouldn’t be here today
You were created to save a life. Mariah would be ashamed of those you took away
Riding alone with your regrets, every chance he gets more repressed, and what for, brother?!
This ultimate waste of life form just got buried by a gardener 

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man-Rap Off! (ft. Titanium1208 & CornCob7178)

Watch the battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-AS7ppwvFvA

► CREDITS:

Theme Park Avenue as Slope Dude

Luke Reardon as The Abominable Snowman

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Slope Dude Art by Valonide

Abominable Snowman Art by BMB

Beat Prod. by Diamond Style

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Slope Dude Vs The Abominable Snowman. PowerPoint Rap Battles

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2022

LYRICS

Slenderman:
NOTES. PAGES. Known as the forest’s Loch Ness Monster
KNOWN. FAMOUS. Foundation for the ‘pasta genre
MOST. HATED. This wolf will face a state of panic
NO. TRACES. Your images are drowned by static
You live up to your name if you think you can drop me
‘Cause compared to every other meme before you, you’re a copy
While I’ve ingrained myself in minds by taking lives with no face in sight
Flip the script, take my tentacles and fry you just like calamari
Retained in urban legends, games, and series’ doing numbers
I drop the photobombs to make you blow up like a sunburst
So don’t try making threats when you’re a glorified Chuck Norris facts
You couldn’t leave an imprint when your font is your whole impact

Insanity Wolf:
All I heard was white noise, this really the biggest forest threat?
I eat bitches like you for breakfast, go back to your forum threads
Slip some cyanide into your creepypasta, make it toxic
If you’re SomethingAwful, then I’m SomethingFuckingDemonic
I’d kick the babies scared of this internet hasbeen
And have you choke on your words like it’s the cinnamon challenge
Then hang the Operator in his suicide forest, cause a murder scene
When I’m killing the track - FIRST DEGREE
I’M INSANE, MOTHERFUCKER - I’LL MAIM THIS LAME SHITSTICK
YOU GOT EIGHT PAGES? - I’LL GIVE YOU EIGHT STITCHES 
THEN KILL YOUR LAME MISFITS - THOSE PROXIES AIN’T LIVIN’
CURE THOSE HEADACHES YOU MADE - DECAPITATE BITCHES
I GOT DNA MIXED WITH CERBERUS, YOU’RE NOT FUCKING BURNIN’ THIS
I’D SHOW TRIBETWELVE’S CREATOR IF YOU WANNA SEE DISTURBIN’ SHIT
‘CAUSE NOT EVEN 2 GIRLS 1 CUP COULD MAKE ME FUCKING FLINCH
WANNA TALK PHOTOBOMBS? BITCH, I BLEW UP THE AUDIENCE

Slenderman:
A muzzle’s the only way you’d have this battle locked tight
But you’ve barked up the wrong tree, should’ve let sleeping dogs lie
Know when you turn the corner, I’m turnin’ off your light
You got no teeth to bare, smiledog’s got a stronger bite
So don’t think that the forest is where you really wanna tread
Here I’m the top text, and you’re the bottom line
Disembowel this hound and impale him against a tree trunk
And leave him to die off like every other fucking meme does
Think you influence people but you’re hearing only murmurs
Since no one’s trying to hear the enemy of Toby Turner

Insanity Wolf:
You say that as if your fucking rivals are any good
Tell me who’s got bigger beef; Pedobear or Jeffery Woods
You’re not the boogeyman dressed in that funeral suit, G
I might the Big Bad Wolf, but your mom’s the one who blew me
LONE WOLF - SIGMA - NOBODY’S FUCKIN’ TOPPING THIS
YOU’RE CREEPYPASTA JESUS CHRIST, YOU AIN’T FUCKING CROSSING THIS
SO NEXT TIME SONY WANTS TO TURN YOUR FAME INTO A CROCK OF SHIT
THEN YOU CAN TELL PRODUCTION SLENDERMAN IS IN A COFFIN, BITCH

CREDITS

ENNWAY as Slenderman

Fightmarker as Insanity Wolf

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Soulker
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB
Cover art by Fightmarker

Slenderman vs. Insanity Wolf - Rap Battle

Too Much Range Ft. Vandothraxxz

Produced By. $URGICAL
Mixing/Engineering : BunnaWitDaBurnazBitch
Lyricist/Vocalist : IndigoMav

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