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The SCP Foundation Database's series of episodes that run through the SCP catalog in numerical order, starting from SCP-002.

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Main Series

The following entry was originally released 6-Nov-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd.
The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of  Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered
"Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered

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SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow

SCP-013
Blue Lady Cigarettes
Original text: http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-013

SCP Series I

SCP - 013 - Blue Lady Cigarettes

SCP-2399

And introducing...Kanye West! Chris and Molly are joined by online expert Felix Biederman to discuss Kanye's latest tear through Twitter, his sudden (but not necessarily unexpected) embrace of Trump, his new music, his ability to bend the world to his will, the intersection of politics & celebrity, and why hip-hop beefs have gotten so lame. 

Songs:

Runaway (wade pod dub)
Kanye West - Ye vs. the People (starring TI as the People)
Kanye West -  MAGA Hat Full Freestyle
Kanye West - Lift Yourself
Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands pt. 1
Cam’ron feat. Kanye West - Down and Out (Instrumental)

And Introducing Podcast

#25 KANYE WEST! (ft. Felix Biederman)

We take a moment to salute the life and achievements of Sen. John McCain, and then are joined by comedian Jake Flores (@feraljokes) to hear all about his run-in with the Department of Homeland Security.

For Jake's Tour Dates check his twitter account @Feraljokes

Read Katherine Krueger's interview with Jake here:
https://splinternews.com/the-brooklyn-comedian-whose-joke-about-ice-got-him-a-vi-1825865670

Support International Whore's Day and fight SESTA/FOSTA:

https://macc.nyc/2018/05/11/International-Whores-Day.html

Donate to Rakem Balogun:

https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-the-fbi-sabotage-recovery

Listen and Subscribe to Pod Damn America:

https://www.patreon.com/poddamnamerica

Chapo Trap House

Episode 210 - ICE to See You feat. Jake Flores (5/13/18)

​Will and Virgil peel back the curtain to give an intimate backstage look at their recent media hit with Jesse "The Body" Ventura on RT.* They're then joined by political scientist David Faris to discuss his book "It's Time To Fight Dirty". Faris out lines all the ways a slim democratic majority could and should shortcut norms and the constitution to build enduring power, while Will and Virgil supply all the reasons they'll probably be too chicken to actually do so. Finally, a reading from the good book.


*Note: Our segment seems to have been cut before airing lol we still love you Jesse! 

Buy the book:

chapotraphouse.com

Episode 214 - 6 Weird Election Tricks That ACTUALLY Work! feat. David Faris (5/27/18)

Due to overwhelming popular demand, we've unlocked this recent episode...

Felix talks with @intifadarling, a Palestinian-American activist based in Ramallah. They discuss the context of the May 14 massacre of Palestinian protesters in Gaza, the political situation between Israel, America and Palestine, and the future of the Palestinian people.

UNLOCKED  - In Conclusion, Palestine is a Land of Contrasts feat. @Intifadarling (5/23/18)

It's sports night here on Chapo! We're go deep into the Red Zone with local radio call-in favorite, PFT Commenter. We go around the horn and take a tour through the wide world of sports takes: Is Lebron overrated? Should we play the National Anthem before movies? Should you kneel? Did Robert Redford make the right move by leaving Kristen Scott Thomas at the end of 'The Horse Whisperer'? 

We analyze the athletes who clash on the gridiron and the heroes who cover them in the sports media.

Episode 216 - First Time, Long Time feat. PFT Commenter (6/3/18)

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002

LIcense: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-002 - The "Living" Room

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Tilda David Moose was provided by Toby Crow.

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SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY deusprogrammer:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-004

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-004

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SCP-004 - The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-005 - Skeleton Key

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr_Schubert:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

“Unlocking Door Slowly.flac” by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
“Scifi Alarm x3.wav” by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
“Run basement 01.wav” by LG of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered

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SCP-006 - Fountain of Youth

SCP-001-001
The Sheaf of Papers Proposal
Original text: http://www.scp-wiki.net/jonathan-ball-s-proposal

SCP - 001 - Sheaf Of Papers

Cory and K discuss the origin/s of the SCP Foundation. From where the wiki began to the actual origin theories and an array of 001 proposals. This episode discusses SCP-001-J: Big Red Button, SCP-001: The Factory, Sheaf of Papers, The Spiral Path, The Gate Guardian, A Simple Toymaker, The Scarlet King as well as groups of interest such as Anderson Robotics, Doctor Wondertainment, Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. and the Shark Punching Center.

Origin of the SCP Foundation | [REDACTED] SCP Podcast Ep.1

Cory and K discuss some cute SCP's that are actually deadly. Today the following SCP's are discussed: SCP-1424 "Patches", SCP-023 "Black Shuck", SCP-053 "Young Girl", SCP-956 "The Child Breaker", SCP-1111 "The White Dog".

Additionally, some cute but not deadly SCP's are mentioned in this episode including: SCP-1192 "Timmy", SCP-999 "The Tickle Monster", SCP-1762 "Where the Dragons Went", SCP-131 "The 'Eye Pods'", SCP-1545 "Larry the Loving Llama" and more!

Cute SCP's That Are Actually Deadly... | [REDACTED] SCP Podcast Ep.2

Cory and K talk about their favorite underrated SCP's! Today the following SCP's are discussed: SCP-2761 “Banazilla”, SCP-2571 “Cragglewood Park”, SCP-2774 “Slow Burn Sloth”, SCP-5545 “𝙰 𝙱 𝙽 𝙾 𝚁 𝙼 𝙰 𝙻 𝙸 𝚃 𝚈”, SCP-088 “The Lizard King”, SCP-1281 “The Harbinger”, SCP-1867 “A Gentleman”, and SCP-015 “Pipe Nightmare”

The Most Underrated SCP's... | [REDACTED] SCP Podcast Ep.3

Join Cory and K as they talk about viruses that could wipe out humanity, and no they aren't talking about THAT virus. From the terrifying "Flesh That Hates" to the dreaded "Clockwork Virus", these daring Podcasters discuss the most vile, villainous, and veral viruses in all of The SCP Foundation! The SCP's in this episode are SCP-610 The Flesh That Hates, SCP-008 Zombie Plague, SCP-081 Spontaneous Combustion Virus, SCP-2234 Great Deals on Pineal Removal, SCP-217 The Clockwork Virus, SCP-1025 Encyclopedia of Diseases, SCP-371 Macrovirus, SCP-220 Two’s Company, and SCP-742 Retrovirus

Viruses That Could Wipe Out Humanity...| [REDACTED] SCP Podcast Ep.4

Join K and Joe as they discuss the most Overrated SCP's in all of the Foundation. Going over some the best known SCP's they discuss how being the most popular doesn't always mean the best. 

►  SCPs Discussed -
00:00 Intro
03:57 SCP-173 The Sculpture http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
07:24 SCP-682 Hard To Destroy Reptile http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
12:56 SCP-096 Shy Guy http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096
19:55 SCP-507 Reluctant Dimension Hopper http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-507
25:22 SCP-343 God http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-343
31:43 SCP-914 The Clockworks http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914
35:25 SCP-____-J http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-j
41:10 Outro

SCP's That Make Your Brain Hurt... | [REDACTED] SCP Podcast Ep.5

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Zaeyde:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-i
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-ii
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-iii

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of D-8432 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of D-9035 was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of D-9884 was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of the Child was provided by Spera Crinis.

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Sound Credits

"Bigfoot Heart.wav” by InSintesi of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Demon_Mirror_Stress_with_Deep_Groan_Cracking_ODY-1391-039" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered
"Rock_Movement_ODY-0233-074.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered

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SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-007
Abdominal Planet
Original text: www.scpwiki.com/scp-007

SCP Audio Logs

SCP - 007 - Abdominal Planet

SCP-008
Zombie Plague
Original text: www.scpwiki.com/scp-008

SCP - 008 - Zombie Plague

The following entry was originally released 4-Sep-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j
[NOTE: The source material has been edited slightly since this episode was recorded.]

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Rights was provided by Spera Crinis.
The voice of Dr. Gears was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of Dr. Kondraki was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of Dr. Clef was provided by Lillian Boyd.

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SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Aeon. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY realityglitch:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1155

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Spera Crinis.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Director Jones was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

The following entry was originally released 2-Oct-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrConnors:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017-j

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.