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Hi everyone! Welcome to the 9th AORB where we got the double sided villain from Batman, Two Face, going against one of the mind bending villains from Spiderman, Mister Negative. Who would win or who'll trip out first? You decide!

Written and audio mixed by Derpiest Game Blast

Lyrics/casting:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EzDor8pLER-xkxk8ZYVO2lUoY-OHdKuVikJKRV-ZAuk/edit?usp=drivesdk

Two Face vs Mister Negative - Acting Out Rap Battles

Video release: April 1st

Oofie as Nikocado Avocado (video)
RNG as Nikocado Avocado (audio)
Pixel Chris as Reviewbrah (video)
Fightmarker as Reviewbrah (audio)

Written by ThatTacoGod, Oofie, Pixel Chris, RNG, WDRB and MaviKartal2003
Chiseled by ThatTacoGod and RNG
Mixed by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Dave James
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by ThatTacoGod
Produced by Oofie

Nikocado (0:10):
JEEPERS CREEPERS! A rat wants to battle?
If they were looking for you, they’d be staring at my asshole!
Shit, I meant SHIT! Oh, I'm beginning to prattle
But I’m eating you on the beat like I eat up cattle!
OH! You’re falling into depths even harder than your attic
NO! I refuse to give up on my diet, but...shit I had it
My verse is like my cheat day, cause it’s finger licking good
So before you rap, put your loss in one of your shitty books!

Reviewbrah (0:30):
Ladies and gentleman, sorry there's no upload tonight
It's just this greasy obese piece of crap ruined my appetite
The CEO of Heart Disease is off his butt and Hogging Beats?
Your bars are more junk than the gunk that’s clogging your arteries
My problem with this hippo is that he claims he's on a diet
Then he drops one tender and he goes off screaming and crying
Tears going down your cheeks is the only way that you're flowing
You're a meme but not golden, a review-bruh moment

Nikocado (0:50):
My vegan days are over, call it John Jurassic
Tried to fling shit take it to the John, Jurasek
Beating bitches all the time is my “Average Day”
‘Cause when compared to Nik, you come up short. WAVE
Make good jokes about my water weight, I’d like to see you try
Omg guys I can't take this I think I’m going to cry
I hope you die I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE YOU DIE
I'M GETTING FAT AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY!

Reviewbrah (1:11):
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Your raps were more abused than either Orlin or your food is
I watched some of your videos and I can’t see the appeal
You went from a happy man to crying over Happy Meals
I examined all your lyrics and you don't need much logic
To see the only thing Running On Empty is your content
You may be up and coming but I run these streets
And I just fried you on this beat, with a crispy 16 piece

Nikocado Avocado vs Reviewbrah - Rap Clash!

hello guys it's me jay savage back with another rap battle so since it's Halloween i thought to make this for you guys last time I didn't do lyrics so i will put a link for you guys to see the lyrics i've planned this out since as early as july so i hope you enjoy the battle some parts Are off flow but hey it it what it is 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14hcz1dKv6JneHsZDR6E4qddtPQoH1M2JJv36az3TbUE/edit?usp=sharing


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MIXED BY : SPECIAL INQUISITOR RAYYAN 
WRITTEN BY : JAY SAVAGE 
FORGOTTENSON AS LEATHERFACE 
PRINCESS.OF.PURITY AS LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW
Thumpnail by safetypurple 

p.s watch the video version on my yt 
youtube.com/jaysavagesquad   ( if it doesn't work just copy and paste)

Leatherface Vs Lollipop Chainsaw - Savage Battles

K.C. as Scheherezade 
Snakebite126 as The Crypt Keeper

SNAKEBYTE RAP BATTLES
SCHEHEREZADE
VS
THE CRYPT KEEPER
BEGIN!

Scheherazade:
Once upon a time, there lived a horrid dweller in a gory cellar 
Who thought that his lore was better ‘til the most notorious storyteller 
Showed him hell and if pain’s how you get your pleasure
I’ll have this masochist corpse left living happily forever
Take your aged BO away from my throne and wash up
No shock you got censored looking like Jeff Dunham’s condom
Got the monkey’s paw flows ‘cause it’s a death wish testing me
I got this gold in the bag like OPEN SESAME
Your OG writers couldn’t have had a sadder day mourning 
Once you stooped to some kiddie slapstick every Saturday morning 
And Rod Serling’s rolling body’s all that you can make move, son
Tried to be the top anthology but seems you hit some Goosebumps
I bewildered the known world with my Arabian Nights
You left moviegoers wanting to erase Demon Knight
I’ve won before you’ve even had a chance to diss me
So I shall make like your mother’s tomb and wrap this up quickly

The Crypt Keeper:
Welcome boils and ghouls, have a listen if you’d please
And I’ll give you all a Look-See at some real Crypt TV
Better make like Judd Campbell and start to knock on wood
‘Cause I assassinate Sassanids faster than the conquests could
I’m a sinful badass sailing on these flows 
You can’t diss the pro with your PG Disney prose
So maybe listen your dad and start retreatin’ 
Or I’ll render all 1,001 Nights of yours sleepless
I keep it lit, your flow’s Schehere-shoddy
You got style drier than my own barren body
When it comes to baller narrators, I take the crown
So let me make like a maggot and break it down (Psycho!)
Got love for all the little boils and ghouls, die-versity
Your hubby ripped through slaves cause he couldn’t fulfill his girlies’ needs
Now his queen needs to read to him ‘til he’s sleeping
About as good a catch as that jar with the genie
All the splendid deaths caused for your happy life
So much virgin blood spilled, you’d think it was a sacrifice
Cause once his incel terror caused every young maiden’s death
You pawned yourself off to him like a game of chess

Scheherazade:
Crawl back to Fear Street so your torture porn’s no longer told
There’ll be no issue once you’re silenced…like the Comics Code
The vizier’s daughter is slaying Kassir’s monster
With stories you read causing some young kiddies’ dreams trauma
I’m the king’s consort, I can’t be bothered
Entertaining this big circus act, like you take after your freak father 
And none can rock the academy like my score did
Your crypt’s got the corniest jam since Michael Jordan’s
My verbal execution’s like Niles, leaving your brain fried 
Got murdered by this music, so tell Alfred I say hi

The Crypt Keeper:
I’m a bull, you’re an ass feigning sickness
Strolling to the royal palace like “I can fix him”
This mistress in distress is going to need her sis when
I’m Carrie-Ann this track to leave you axed, Merry Cryptmas
My core-shaking stories leave horror minds inspired
While the tales you’re peddling make the Fresh Prince look expired
Your execution’s come so the sultan will have to tell your boo
That another of his ladies has been royally screwed

Instrumental by Epistra
Beat Arrangement/Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, Zagranis, Mothmancha, Adroitwhiz, and Walk

Scheherezade vs The Crypt Keeper. Snakebyte Rap Battles

Audio for the upcoming Celebrity Rap Battle, MatPat vs Bill Nye. Battle of the edutainers.

Snakebite as MatPat
Seth as Bill Nye
Written by: Chandler and WAN
Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/573dbe16b65ee.mp3 
Cover Art By: WAN
Mixed By: Jort
Flow Test by: WAN

LYRICS:

[Bill Nye]
Did you know, science appears everywhere we go?
Which makes it my job to make sure education grows
Cause I’m a Science Explainer and Child Entertainer
Faced against the guy who somehow made geek culture lamer
I’m building a better future to spend tomorrow in
Your theories only make me question what pills you’re poppin
So take a seat on your couch, in tears you’ll soon be wallowing
When I have MatPat, Consider the Following;
If you wanna avoid hate, fill your videos with wit in it
Should you react to critics live? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Even looking at your thumbnails give my eyes detriment
Haven’t seen this much green saving the environment
My creation of the tube helped set Boeing planes in motion, 
Your creations on the tube created Twitter thread commotions
I already predict that you don’t have smarts to diss
So why don’t you start your verse and prove my hypothesis 

[MatPat]
Hello internet, welcome to another episode
Geek culture’s edutainment show with that tangential learning flow
Giving Nye the Normal Boot, so, Did You Know?
It’s been over 20 years since people cared about your show
When a battle features me, you’ll get Screwed when I Attack
Make you fall harder than an assassin in a haystack
Yeah, you’re an inspiration but it’s hard to give you credit 
When you treat your fans like crap, at least that’s how I Reddit.
So lighten up, get that Deku stick out your ass
It’s not your fault you’re overshadowed by Neil DeGrass
With just a clap and a half I’m already beating ya
You debate creationists while I Defined Media

[Bill Nye]
Ooh, really wanna bring up Defy? Against Nye?
Please remind me, who’s behind the multi-million dollar lie?
In terms of scummy ‘tubers you’re another addition
At least when I blow up from soda it’s not a coke addiction
When it comes to our deduction, mine is much better than
This guy who can’t differentiate a kid and skeleton
While ignoring Oliver for some Indie game lore
Never before has a boy wanted more

[MatPat]
Your lines are less accurate than my predictions on films
Here’s the second time I’ve had to deal with useless Bullet’s, Bill
You’re about to get whipped, nay crushed by my skill
The end is nye, science guy, I won’t tax over this bill
You used to spit facts, now you’re lacking affirmation
Cause your prime has passed, like your NASA application
Who’s the one teaching psychopathy? It’s-a-me!
You teach plants and chemistry, but can’t grow your family tree.

[Bill Nye]
Says video games don’t cause violence but I have to disagree 
Based on the way your fans reacted to your undertale theory
I’m here to save the world with an outfit so slick
While you spend time in the closet measuring Luigi’s dick

[MatPat]
Bill says he’s here to save the world, which I find interesting
Cause his life has been digressing with political side-questing
Had a Netflix show I guess, it’s just a sex-filled mess
And let’s be honest, his first show was pretty P-BS
So what’s Bill’s REAL desire at the end of the day?
Jumping from failed standup to some pointless debates
THAT’S RIGHT, Bill’s tryna play the industry like its a game
In a desperate attempt to claim fame! BUT HEY!

MatPat vs Bill Nye -WCRB

Welcome to The season finale Of Savage Battles 5+ months we've been working on this and we hope you enjoy it.

SEE YOU IN SEASON 2!
TheBabyBeef As pokemane 
Jessebox As Chiaki
mixed By Jort
Written by Jay Savage, Javi,TheBabyBeef, Special Inquisitor Rayyan & ForgottenSon
Beat by : Anywaywell
ForgottenSon As Monokuma
lyrics are here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pXlKR7H1qdsvecE_24tegGDQrQaHV5MLlJPD--HGmE4/edit?usp=sharing

Season 1 Album

Savage Battles - Pokimane Vs Chiaki namani (Season 1 Finale)

RNG as SCP 990 and This Man (audio)
Written by RNG 
Mixed by Jort
Beat: Luxury by Tristan
Thumbnail and cover art by: Oofie

This Man: (0:12)
I’m put against an SCP? Who isn’t 173?
I’ll still take wins and sweep stolen shtick Dicks off the beat
Your story’s so boring, you’ve done half of my job for me
Putting everyone who reads your wiki page instantly to sleep!
I’m the GOAT! I flow like a knife to the throat
And I won't let go till you’re bleeding in the snow
You can't run, you can't hide, after this incident on the mic
Cause I'll always be there watching you for the rest of your life

SCP 990: (0:39)
I wasn't aware there were insults in the shit that you spewed
And I believe a person has the right to be called what they choose
Yet you think calling me Dick is something to lay into
When it’s pretty clear the real dick-head here is you
Creep who kills in dreams? I can’t believe it’s not Freddy
Although he does spill blood while you just leave pissed on bed sheets
You aren't ready for the bombs that will leave no one (no one!)
So when starting verbal wars expect a Cold one (cold one!)
98 percent of all humans burnt to a crisp
An apollyonic apocalypse, it’s impossible to stop it
This future contains This Man, lost in a sea of flame
Because on this microphone the Keter class is uncontained!

This Man: (1:18)
Uncontained? I cross continents every day to bring a person hell
While you only show yourself to the foundation’s personnel
So in the nets hall of fame i'll stay, while you’re forgotten day by day
You don't even have fame to decay, you never went Viral K anyway!
The only ones who’d care if this SCP was wiped from history
Are degenerate Redditor fedora wearers who scream “ACKSHUALLY”
There's no point in continuing, this head already wears the crown
So I’m done with this battle, another bitch put down

SCP 990: (1:45)
Taking shots at my following? As if yours aren’t twice as bad, please
Your Files got X'd out by fucking 4Chan and Assme
You only fuck with kiddie dreams so I’ll take pleasure in making this pedo scream
So that no amount of calls can wake up one permanently put to sleep

This Man vs SCP 990 Rap Battle!

Gyarados:
I wrecked cities to get here, land Sharpedo better not disappoint
Watch how this water-type smokes you, what a hella way to break a joint!
Tied with a flying croissant? Be Ba-gone and retire
Even as a Magikarp, I'd still spew more fire!
This ain't a Close Combat, more like Pokè-Rap Slaughter
Solid like your foe element, still flowing like Water
You ain't got the Moxie, G, so you won't be topping me
Dragon Ragin' this rampage, you won't stop this beast!
Psuedo-Legendary, yet rely on a fruit to be effective?
An inevitable Hyper Beam from this battle-shipwrecks this!
Catch you on the seafloor, as you sink like your disses
I'm not a Jiglypuff, but I'll still leave you sleeping with the fishes

Garchomp:
Poor Choice of words, guess your Band lost your trust
Verse more forgettable than your role from Pokemon In Love!
I spit violent, hot raps like I'm Fire Blastin'
So let me run the track, while Draco Meteor leaves your Skullkraken!
Best in the bunch, but when the players Bite your bait;
You'll find that I'm ACTUALLY Fly unlike the type you display!
I dominate the metagame! Sand Force: I bring the heat!
Got a Mega, but being a Dragon is still out of your league!
Crushing bones as I Rush in to leave my foes in dust
Dive in your move-pool to save yourself from being my lunch
No way you'd hit the highest level when I stab my claw in your head 
Forget your shiny, for I'm the one leaving the ocean red!

Mega Gyarados:
Dissing my Mega's Bold, there's something you should Sinnoh;
Trading speed for spikes is not how you hit blows!
Cynthia would stick to Lucario if a Fridge leaves you Thrashed
Pokkèn this Outrage Smasher who'll never get to Smash!
Fangs like blades, don't play with these jaws
That'll tear your Rough Skin with a Crunch; Gar-CHOMP
Suppressing your buff with Intimidate, tossed peace out of the bag
I'm off to rule the seas; don't need a type to be a badass!

Garchomp:
What's a shrimp to a jet plane, you still fail to be savage
Weak to Stealth Rock? no wonder this matchup's unbalanced
You'll beg for rain when these Scorching Sands dry your flow
This windsock ended up on a hook, and I'll end you on a pole!
Don't need further power boosts to perform sweeps with ease
Leaving you washed up more than the Gyarados Submarine
Suck my Super Rod; I reeled you in to your defeat
Adios Gyarados, learn how not to be weak against a leaf!

Cast/Crew:
Light as Gyarados
Woodenhornets as Garchomp
Beat prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions
Written by SPM1000
Chiseled by Metamachine
Mixed by Jort
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Gyarados vs. Garchomp - Pokè-Rap Combat

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

JustGamer as Nemesis T-Type
Jessebox as Little Sister
RNG as Big Daddy
Beat produced by Ihaksi
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Rabi

Battle:
Nemesis:
Breaking places with hatred to finally find a suitable foe 
Instead, all I find's a suit that thinks he's usable? No!
I'm heartless, tear you apart, this ain't a Proving Ground you can escape 
You're harmless, staying in darkness is the final mistake that you'll make
S.T.A.R.S! You'll be seeing them when I'm done with you, bitch!
Rapture ain't waiting for this kid, left abandoned by his Sis in a ditch,
BARS! Unstoppable with my rocket launcher,
Just one shot and you're a goner, offin' this criminal is an honor
Stuck in a tacky diver suit, I'm bulletproof, you're shoddy
I spit my rhymes atomic, this shithead is getting bodied
I’m practically a god, and I’m fighting ‘gainst a monstrosity
It’s about time I wipe the floor with Bioshock’s atrocity

Little Sister:
Daddy doesn't speak to Tyrants, a bad man's here and he seems violent
Clench your teeth and keep your silence so we can delete this virus
ADAM's the cure for this inbred hybrid, do you really think that you’ll escape?
I wouldn’t get too excited; you’re gonna face Racoon City’s fate

Big Daddy:
It’s time that you step back, I can handle this.
Why don’t you make like your professors and abandon this?
Call it a Valentine when I get my drill through your heart
Not even Jill would help your ass, I’m gonna tear you apart
You’ll need your Umbrella when I rain fire, just one bar and a Prototype’s done
Still dare to speak about my attire? You’re compensating with that big gun
May have been in some fighting games, but your relevance has faded
You’ve been lost to time ever since Dimitrescu was created.

Nemesis:
I’m vengeance incarnate and I’m targeting this disgrace
So fucked up under that mask, you couldn’t ever show your face
I’m knocking your lights out, go and call your other friends with whale calls
You claim that you’re an All-Star, but this is truly where this fail falls.

Big Daddy:
Made by a virus, so I thought you would care to spit sick
Leeching off of Wesker’s fame; no wonder you’re parasitic
Just another Civil War. I left this supersoldier severed
So face a Burial at Sea, where you’ll never be remembered

Nemesis T-Type vs Big Daddy - Rap Cypher #19

i'm baaaaaaaack.......


STARRING
BDGR as Holden Caulfield
ForgottenSon as Doomer Wojak

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Jordy 

Special thanks to BDGR Crew server

Holden: (0:12)

Listen, it’s not really like myself to start conflicts with others
But I’ve seen this bored image on image boards and, here’s what I’ve discovered 
Through all your imagery and how you connect with adults on the net 
You’ve become the poster child for all the goddam phonies that I‘ve met 
Best me in rap? You won't jack-ass, I will say that is quite the hurdle 
You sort of remind me of the carousel you keep going in circles
trying to grab the gold ring not hiding the fact knowing 
This guy is a nihilist who lies on his back each night moping. 
The worst part, I sort of realized in this rap, that it seems to me 
Almost every diss I've said so far, you would agree with me.
Since let's be honest, I know you care but there's nothing you could do so to speak
Even I got brighter days ahead while phonies only Know Your Meme.


Doomer: (0:51)

*sigh* hmm?, oh sorry, I didn't really see you bud.
I wasn’t expecting to be dissed by a depressed Elmer Fudd
Actually, wait, am I battling him? Seems you and I are one and the same
Cuz all the shots you fired are like our lives, there is no aim
Heard you flunked out of prep school well, I can tell just by your dialogue. 
You talk about your tense past in the past tense quite a lot 
And you're calling me mopey? Well, here’s something I’ve discovered
Your whole plot has you do that, find a better one next to your brother.
Haven't been foiled this badly since you caused your team to lose the game
But hey I know that feel bro it’s okay for you to feel pain 
So let's get you back to your asylum, it was crazy for you to handle me
But, I guess that makes two of us who's ashamed to speak with families





Next time: Soul searching (Ft. Azia and TheBabyBeef)

Holden Caulfield vs The Doomer - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pevRcbmswqM&lc=UgwBy6luJ9g907dcL-14AaABAg

JustGamer as Oh Il-nam
Swizkii as John Kramer
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by TreToonzz
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional Writing Help by Awesome Ayden, Nugget, Everon, Javi-Kami & YourLeastFavoriteEthan

Oh Il-Nam:
Greetings, name’s Il-Nam. Number one in games and views
Stepping to the observant owl? This hobblin’ hog is bound to lose
Pigsaw should stop “kraming” characters into his movies
To shoot Blank, I make better tests with needles and Dalgona cookies
John's an icon of the past, while my show remains viral
With each new film, Saw keeps going on a downhill Spiral
Your box office gross is child’s play compared to what my fame claims
An ink blotch to the paper I rake in: call that a Squid Game!

John Kramer:
Tobin’s here to ring the bell, live or die? Make your choice.
I’d tell you to cast your vote, but it seems you’ve lost your voice
Voluntary participation brought our visions to fruition
But your cravings for recreation sent you on a suicide mission
I arouse fear in my players, my tests leave them tranced
You lost your marbles then forfeited them after you pissed your pants
The most viewed show on Netflix, sure, but you reaped what you sowed
My legacy spans nine films, your story wrapped up in nine episodes

Oh Il-Nam:
Jill was slammed against a knob, opening the door to your villainy
Gideon’s death sealed Cecil’s fate, putting an end to your chivalry
You Tuck-ed up your marriage then Jill deemed your actions dishonorable
While Nelson mixed up your X-Rays, left your cancer inoperable
You could’ve been saved, but Umbrella refused to cover your reign
So you kidnapped William Easton, and put him through a world of pain
Oh, and John, I gotta say: throughout your villainy what was your gain?
You asked many to play a game, but in the end you’re just proving you were the one who got played
The night is Young, John, don’t piss away your life while you have it
A failed suicide attempt altered your ideals, that’s a happy accident
Don’t talk about loss of voice, your throat was slashed on your deathbed
I gave my players a choice and they all returned to scratch off their debt
Saw, an ironic name, since you were cut out of your franchise
I gave out Won but when Wan gave out, it seemed all of your fans died
Your accomplices couldn’t stay within the lines of your philosophy
They Rigg’d their tests for failure, killing their victims unlawfully

John Kramer:
Your psychology is Hoff-man, making players seem like equals
But you lived while those around you died ‘cause they thought you were feeble 
I’d spit ill, Nam, but you’re already looking sickly 
Even Jigsaw’s puzzled by your weak attempts to go and diss me
With all your children’s games, you’re better off watching a fair
Four walls build a home, so I’ll keep running circles around this square
I’m riddlin’ you with roasts while riding this beat like a shotgun carousel
Surely I’m not your gganbu, so take a step back when I’m raising hell 
Green Light! Your show’s direction switched when you betrayed your buddy
Red Light! Until your tumor caught up to you and you were betrayed by your body
Call upon your henchmen, I tapped Tapp and Steven sang his song
Survivors become my accomplices, gone is your relationship with Seong
Wealth corrupted your humanity and decent people became pawns
So it’s time you played my games, never again seeing dawn
Your series was renewed, but your longevity was ill-fated
I gave you an early retirement, Player 001 eliminated

John Kramer vs Oh Il-nam - Citric Rap Battle!

In this series debut, Batman villian Hush goes up against Oregon urban legend The Bandage Man in a battle of the bandage-wearing murderers. Which one will leave with the most bruises?

Spadical as Hush
ForgottenSon as The Bandage Man

Hush:
I say only strike when your foes weakness show
This battle would’ve been easy, but I didn’t bring soap (aargh)
You’re lost of your life, cemented to horrendous smell and bandaged scars 
You want a ride? Hop on the back of my parents car (aargh)
I owned Wayne’s entire town, while you only had a road 
I tortured a fucking clown, so I think I can crack a joke 
Enjoyed logging alone, but it came to a sudden stop 
Had so little friends, even the saw mill had to cut him off 

The Bandage Man:
You’re a weak and decrepit man, why can’t you accept the fact
You wanted your parents dead, couldn’t even perfect that 
They almost made it to the grave, but one was saved by one Thomas Wayne
You wanted Bruce’s praise, but now you’re waning in his father’s name 
Even you don’t know who you are, despite that I remain nameless
When I stalk they see me clearly, you hide behind people’s faces 
Riddled with plastic surgery , think it’ll eclipse your damages 
But your fathers abuse? Now that cannot be fixed with bandages

Hush: 
In Oregon, you like drinks, let’s crack open a cold case
Greet you with a couple shots, how’s that for some first aid
With locals pirating your image, do you really think you’re scaring me?
Mythos blew out proportion, no wonder they call it Cannon Beach
I don’t know who I am? I’m renowned for my one story
While your local town fucked around, came up with three origins
I’ll maim this mummy and make sure he has a bad time
With both this battle and your life, you were killed by a fucking landslide

The Bandage Man: 
When the clown attacked, you became the prey of the birds 
And you turned to the Joker’s jester in every sense of the word
You went back to your old friend, only for him to flush you out
Ironic, you want things to go your way you should just shut your mouth
Your memory is broken, you won’t kill me, know the truth
You’ll dent me with holes? Dent sure put holes into you 
And with your story ruined, Tom traded just to riddle us
No surprise, when your film’s reception faded to a- 

Written by Awesome Ayden and Everon
Produced by ESKRY
Mixed by Jordy
Cover Art by Everon

This battle was written, demoed, recorded, mixed and (privately) uploaded in 75 hours.

Hush vs. The Bandage Man - DC vs. Anything (Issue #1)

Royal Rap Battles!
TheMonarchy as King Bob-Omb
Bucketheadking as King Pig
Beat produced by Surce
Written by Trakked, KingCorporeal, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: King Ducky
Mixer: (King) Jordy

Battle:

King Bob-Omb (0:13):
The king of kaboom has now entered the room; I expect that you soon will be met with your doom
Cuz I'm heading to you and you know that I'm ruthless, I'll use you as food at the end of this duel
I don’t know how you climbed and found my mountain but you’ll never amount to 
My legacy with all the eggs that you’re eating, try besting me and you’ll end up as a couch, fool!
(Haha!) To me, your tiny crown's a toothpick
I don’t care that you’re an heir because you’ve fared as rather useless
I'm gargantuan and flattening this wacky tacky bastard
So you better call for Leonard ‘fore I have your forces scattered

King Pig (0:40):
Pigs before made houses out of straw and wood, but that’s beneath me
No huff or puff can haul me off the roof, you can’t defeat me
Birds together tried to fight, my power’s what they’re all afraid of
I’m stronger than your metal plating, so I’ll show you what I’m made of!
Appetite like Gaston, on the track I’m a beast (snort) *
Nab his star and cash in, cause I’m covered in green! (snort) *
Now that I’m face to face with you, I simply must ask
What kind of paint did you spread on that wretched mustache?

King Bob-Omb (1:06):
Hold it, Porky; such embellished stories, I don’t give a damn
Cooking up a storm on this beat, call it Green Eggs and Ham
So listen Smooth Cheeks, we know you’re used to falling off
This awful pawn is off his rocker, while Bob-Omb calls all the shots!

King Pig (1:21):
You’re supposed to kneel to me, not.. whatever you’re doing now
Went from a boss to spin-offs, so that shows you’re losing clout
I may target infants, but I’d never throw them at foes
No wonder you’re the blasting master, all you do is blow!

King Bob-Omb (1:35):
At least I treat bob-ombs with respect. Your piggies protect you, and what do they get?
They get bruises and scratches, they’re losing their balance, you’re gnawing on eggs while they fall off the ledge! 
Constructing games out of spare parts and spinoffs no one had asked for
Now I’m dropping the mic harder than you from the App Store

King Pig (1:49):
That verse is the biggest bomb here, with the crap that you’ve laid
‘Cause your disses are like your Party board: factory-made
In a minute, I’ll be chilling with my minions, do you mind?!
So gimme your crown too, this win is MINE MINE MINE!!

King Bob-Omb vs King Pig - Rap Cypher #38

CAST: 

TheToppo as Bored Ape 

Everon as Crypto Punk 

VonnyVerse as Freddy Funko 

CREW : 

Written by WeThink 
Additional Writing by VonnyVerse 
Art by WeThink & Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by Toastie  
Beat prod. By AnyWayWell 
Special Thanks to Spade, Shimario , The Monarchy, molliebendite & Corncob

NFTs vs Funko POPs!- Rap Battle! ft. TheToppo, Everon & VonnyVerse

ChayseVA as Mr.Fox 
Leo Barqui) as Mr.Wolf 
WeThink as Mr.Snake 
Whozphantom as Mr.Shark  
WeThink as Mr. Piranha 
Cover and CoverArt by TomPuffs
Written by WeThink & Everon 
Mixed by Zagranis

Mr. Fox: 0:12-0:23
There’s no need to battle, thought we already solved this 
He’s simply wild, I’m civilized, Cannis Lupus, Vulpes Vulpes 
Let me go, cuz we know you don’t want to cause any hurt for real 
So why don’t you just flee the scene, isn’t that your whole ordeal 

Mr. Wolf: 0:24-0:58
(Yeahhh) 
Sorry, but we all know, your rapping is just not right…
What? We’re the Bad Guys , you know we have to steal the spotlight (tho) 
Glad you’ve grown else you would’ve browned yourself on sight 
And I’m sorry but I’m no one to throw a bone in this dog fight 

Now let’s review why I’m better than you
Got better lives for my crew, you ruined the ones of all  that you knew
Hey Mr Snake. What should we try on this tyke? 
He’s more my kind with how he lies to his wife 

Way to break your family, cause you feeling like a geezer 
Don’t want to die in a hole? then stop diggin’ yourself deeper 
Diane’s also a thief but with how I carry the mic 
You both are foxes, yet I feel I am the bigger stereo-type 

Mr. Fox: 0:59-1:20
Are you cussing with me? (Grrr), want to take that risk?
When Society left you in the mud, at the mercy of pigs? 
Your thug act falls apart with a pat in the hands 
So come back with a better pack and save Webbs for the hacks  (Hey!) 

You’re just a cute puppy, so wag your tail, sit and listen 
It’s Kinda funny, of course the wolf would blow the mission 
You’re no criminal mastermind more misunderstood rebel 
As you’re biggest crime still, is that godawful Christmas special 

Mr.Wolf: 1:21-1:26
You went on one last job that you hid from your missus, it’s
So weird….the poor thing was just your initiative


Mr. Fox: 1:27-1:32
Shift the blame on each other when it won’t go your way
You draw conclusions, yet don’t know the art of escape


Mr. Shark: 1:33-1:39
Wait, he’s scared of wolves, either that or he’s very miffed.
When I spoke to him as one, I mean, even his pants were pissed.
Mr. Wolf : 1:40-1:44
hey! You still got the loot, congrats on not completely failing 
But still it’s an important loss to somehow still get the tail end (Puto!)

Mr. Fox: 1:45-1:57
Cuss, what a drag, and I’m one sly crook, but 
They gave me Marmalade’s task, to make The Bad Guys look good
And sorry as I don’t wanna sound rude 
but you're terrible at being bad, and even worse at being good 
(*Mr.Fox’s whistle*)

Mr.Wolf vs Mr.Fox-Rap Battle!  ft. Leo Barqui, ChayseVA & Whozphantom

🎵I'm kinda glad that 
you're evil too 🎵

Original song and Instrumental: PinnochioP https://tinyurl.com/yby2pcrp
Lyrics: Rachie https://tinyurl.com/y7ajbj6f
Artwork: Hunter B: https://tinyurl.com/u8kgjtk
Photos: CiderTheDev (aka my Honey ♡) https://tinyurl.com/rj4pnln
Video, Mixing, Vocals: Me!

Heya dudes! Happy Valentine's day! whether you celebrate it with family, friends, or significant others, I hope today is special.

First upload of the year! Apologies that it took so long! but I promise you that I have a heck of a lot more cool stuff on the way fairly soon! so sit tight!

This one goes out to my dear Owen, who has stood by me through thick and thin, today is our dating anniversary and this song reflects exactly what I feel in all the years that we've known each other.

Im Glad Your Evil Too (english)

You made me a, you made me a believer~

Store links in the break below

Itunes: https://tinyurl.com/r3o7k94
Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/rym4thq
Google Play: coming soon
Amazon: coming soon

A huge thanks to everyone who made this cover possible!

Vocals: me
Instrumental/Mix: Silva Hound https://tinyurl.com/rc2rj25
Animation/Typography: Khoa https://tinyurl.com/rtx6jjq
Character Art: @JojoSodaPop https://tinyurl.com/rlpfg2k
Background Art: Cami-cat https://tinyurl.com/t9p3gmm

Believer (Chi - Chi & Silva Hound Cover)

Hazbin Hotel/Addict/Rock Cover/NateWantsToBattle/Amalee

Hazbin Hotel/Addict (Rock Cover) [NateWantsToBattle Ft. Amalee]

NateWantsToBattle-Radio Demon

Angry and distraught, the imposter feels lonely that he can't do the tasks like his crew members, so he loses control of his emotions and gives into his "role". Hope you guys enjoy it :)

Check out the music video animation here: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFwWH2eEi08

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Always Lose Control - Among Us

Today's episode of VRB we have teacher vs student, Baldi vs Yandere-chan!

Ken-chan as Yandere-chan!
ForgottenSon as Baldi!
Written by Viral, Sham, Bing Bong and ForgottonSon!
Mixed by Light!
Beat by Epistra!

Baldi Vs Yandere-chan - Viral Rap Battles!

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Rap Battle series created by Awesome Ayden and Everon (we’re twin brothers)