wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Crew

Beat by ILL fortune 

Written by Trav Shark 

Edited by Trav Shark 

art by Trav Shark, GraksmxxT, ArtStation

Backgrounds by Shutterstock 

Thumbnail by Trav Shark

The Crooked man:
Let me tell a story, A STORY about a Slender Man.
He would walk the Slender mile hiding pages, not quite a fan. (oh please)
Not getting the population, the nation, the temptation on your film.
Barely showed your ass white no face on screen, should've called it a microfilm.
I can't tell if you were born like this or spent hours in gobi.
Sheesh, I didn't think you would kill a family like Toby.
With that ugly look and style, didn't know you would have a wife and daughter.
But I guess when you're against me, it's more lambs to the slaughter.
You were never a game, just a photoshop.
Thinking you would get fame and hit the top.
Your game is just not scary with all its gimmicks.
You're just an inspiration of what Siren Head fucking mimics.

Slender Man:
Are you done with your shitty verse?
It almost sounded like you didn't even rehearse.
Looking like a pedophile with the creepy ass smile.
You better start running if you want to do a Crooked mile.
Luring people and killing them is sort of my shtick.
The only thing that's crooked is your umbrella stick.
All you do is jack off horror from a kid's toy.
Just a figment, not real but destroying joy.
Now I'm making you red. (yeah)
So you're gonna be dead. (ha)
Didn't think I would see something so graphic.
At the end of this, you're gonna see static.

The Crooked Man:
I can see you spend most of your days around roble.
You should've been deleted like your horror game on mobile.
I expected more from your Arrival.
But I guess when you're against me, you're nothing but a rival.
I get all the spotlight while you blend into the background.
Feeling like I'm deaf from the booming you do as sound.
From how you're standing, you look like a JPeg.
You're so ugly, you came out as a Plants vs Zombies Easter egg.

Slender Man:
You want to talk about Easter eggs, your shitty ass was in a circus.
Have a hat fused to your face, acting like me hiding in Quercus. 
So how about you go to Crooked Hell to ring a bell.
Your shitty tricks don't make it so Conjuring. 
Try to find my pages, maybe it'll make you start hurrying.
With every word you talk and rhyme, it's just a waste of time.
Your little song wasn't all that groovy.
Your fears you bring is lifeless...like the reviews on your movie. (ha, ha, ha)


The Crooked Man vs Slender Man

Happy mother's day

BobcatXtreme as Antonio Tabacchi
Zawesome as Buck Cluck
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by A Trash Artist and Luke Reardon
Beat by ENNWAY and Leo Barqui
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Cover art by JK03
Special thanks: Freshy Kanal, Eric the Audible, SimplyRazzy, MultiSuperVids, Belle Beniko, Taiga, LimJJ, Pure Ice Blue

Antonio:
How’d you end up down here? This site’s forbidden knowledge!
Well… I guess you look like someone who needs College
Well, no matter. When I chop your head off, you’ll wish you fled faster
Said your son should take it up, but I’m the true chessmaster
You’re the most pathetic Disney chicken since McWhiggin
Dishing out burns like Azoth, now that’s finger lickin’
Send you down a well or pipe; it fits, ‘cause you’re washed up
What’s a fall like that? You’re already at the barrel’s bottom
I admit, I led my daughter down there to die
But your film’s still the worst tragedy of 2005
You were the first sign your fans would weep hopelessly
Lily’s failed clones are animated less horribly
Crow that you’re the best ‘cause your son rised to the challenge
Both you and my research incite violent reactions
Quit mourning Chloe, ‘cause now I’ve also laid you to rest
A jack of all trades about to take an Ace out the deck

Buck:
I can tell you’re bluffing away
But you gotta listen to your peers, even if they got nothing to say!
For a guy running a College, this professor’s stupid
Between your life and game, I can’t tell which has the worse resolution
You need to get your facts straight on what you think matters
Whacked your offspring because she trashed your weed whacker
After the Acorn Incident, I know a nutjob
But hey, I guess both you and your daughter were cut off!
Don’t fuck with the Buck to the Cluck
I wish my son would shut up, but at least he knows when something is up
And I’m always there to tuck him in covers
You suffocated your daughter; you’re supposed to leave her smothered with love!
Aw, what’s the matter? Hung up like the love of your life?
You’d only have a son if it was a chunk of the sky
So don’t talk ‘bout my parenting tactics
‘Cause a dad as rotten as you should be left down there with the maggots

Antonio:
That verse was just another thing meddled with by editors
What, you gonna shoehorn a pop song in your second verse?
And with dated references, this chicken’s tasteless
Call them Chicken Little, ‘cause your claims are baseless!
Neglecting Ace ‘cause you don’t wanna be seen as a fuckup
With how you’re never there for him, I should call you Buck Cuck
Keep in mind, the depths of the well are limitless,
And all it takes to fall down is One Little Slip.

Buck:
Dropping your little girl down won’t help you raise a kid
When my kid’s abducted, it’s by actual aliens!
You tried to make her scared of outsiders
But now your relationship’s at a loose end even she can’t tie up!
After the invasion, I sure know how to weave through streets
So I commend the way that both your daughters fleed the scene
How ironic for a game made by Pure Ice
That this is just the second time you’ve been burned nice

Antonio Tabacchi vs. Buck Cluck (Lily's Well vs. Chicken Little) - Disney Rap Battles!

Royal Rap Battles!
TheMonarchy as King Bob-Omb
Bucketheadking as King Pig
Beat produced by Surce
Written by Trakked, KingCorporeal, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: King Ducky
Mixer: (King) Jordy

Battle:

King Bob-Omb (0:13):
The king of kaboom has now entered the room; I expect that you soon will be met with your doom
Cuz I'm heading to you and you know that I'm ruthless, I'll use you as food at the end of this duel
I don’t know how you climbed and found my mountain but you’ll never amount to 
My legacy with all the eggs that you’re eating, try besting me and you’ll end up as a couch, fool!
(Haha!) To me, your tiny crown's a toothpick
I don’t care that you’re an heir because you’ve fared as rather useless
I'm gargantuan and flattening this wacky tacky bastard
So you better call for Leonard ‘fore I have your forces scattered

King Pig (0:40):
Pigs before made houses out of straw and wood, but that’s beneath me
No huff or puff can haul me off the roof, you can’t defeat me
Birds together tried to fight, my power’s what they’re all afraid of
I’m stronger than your metal plating, so I’ll show you what I’m made of!
Appetite like Gaston, on the track I’m a beast (snort) *
Nab his star and cash in, cause I’m covered in green! (snort) *
Now that I’m face to face with you, I simply must ask
What kind of paint did you spread on that wretched mustache?

King Bob-Omb (1:06):
Hold it, Porky; such embellished stories, I don’t give a damn
Cooking up a storm on this beat, call it Green Eggs and Ham
So listen Smooth Cheeks, we know you’re used to falling off
This awful pawn is off his rocker, while Bob-Omb calls all the shots!

King Pig (1:21):
You’re supposed to kneel to me, not.. whatever you’re doing now
Went from a boss to spin-offs, so that shows you’re losing clout
I may target infants, but I’d never throw them at foes
No wonder you’re the blasting master, all you do is blow!

King Bob-Omb (1:35):
At least I treat bob-ombs with respect. Your piggies protect you, and what do they get?
They get bruises and scratches, they’re losing their balance, you’re gnawing on eggs while they fall off the ledge! 
Constructing games out of spare parts and spinoffs no one had asked for
Now I’m dropping the mic harder than you from the App Store

King Pig (1:49):
That verse is the biggest bomb here, with the crap that you’ve laid
‘Cause your disses are like your Party board: factory-made
In a minute, I’ll be chilling with my minions, do you mind?!
So gimme your crown too, this win is MINE MINE MINE!!

King Bob-Omb vs King Pig - Rap Cypher #38

garbageGothic as Lofi Girl
ThanosQuack as Chrome Dino 
Written by WeThink, Ryufan76, Lukimorador 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Lofi Girl art by CreeperPasta 
CoverArt by Ryufan76 


Lofi Girl: 
(Sigh) 
Keep it down please, I’ve tests to be passin’ 
I’m a studious student, and you’re a distraction 
Who only pops up when there ain’t any better to do 
And at best just gets bittersweet reactions 
Shocked you chose to battle, when all you do is run 
Even my amount of studying, couldn´t make you pass as fun 
Got a couple kids asking, where’s your game´s conclusion 
But a sole look at your screen, tells you’ve no resolution 

Chrome Dino: 
(Drop it)
Way to flunk in the studio, those all nighters ain’t well spent
Go home with your Bluetooth and your hidden headphone dent  
One does not simply trash talk the best the net’s come across 
Because on the track I leave an Impact, (wait for it) like a boss! 
You see me dodge and duck many obstacles on every try  
But even I can’t avoid to address how Chilled Cow’s milking you dry 
What about your lore, is that something we should check in?
only one episode in, and you came out with seasonal depression (bruh!) 

Lofi Girl : 
(Chuckle)
If this fossil got turned to oil, he'd still lack any worth 
Apex predator, but some plants make him hit the dirt 
You’re a pest at best, please just give it a rest 
As to get rid of this Rex, I oughta just hit refresh 
Reset the router or press to click off the tab no less 
8-Bits are no contest, and you’re just a browser’s tool, no to mention 
Romantically is just another way, that this loner dinosaur got no connection 

Chrome Dino : 
What if I told you, you’re just an overhyped GIF 
Only getting views cuz the disguised lullabies she comes with 
I got A Note For You girl, is that your pencil ain’t sharp
Spaced out and any lack bars, can’t even press me, to start
I’m got those ‘saur jaws but you’re the one that bites off, brutal 
While you stuck on school, I’ve been landing jobs at Google 
You’ll repp the white flag, like all the French peeps that I’ve seen  
And if you ask me, it’s time to pull the plug, on this livestream

Lofi Girl Vs Chrome Dino- Rap Battle ft. garbageGothic & ThanosQuack

I simply did this for fun, don't ask.

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man - Rap Off!

Shadow: Titanium1208
Muscle Man: CornCob7178 
Beat produced by: Lezter
Written by: CreeperPasta, CornCob7178 and box
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: Tompuffs
Mixed by: box

Shadow:
You gotta be serious. This is my challenge? You gotta remember the monsters I've dismembered
The villains I've beaten... Green Eggs And Ham; your lifespan is about to be as short as your temper
I’ve seen better pranksters on YouTube. You and your crew knew I don’t fuck around with trolls
So stop the cap or I'll pop a cap on your tail before you start to rap. Heads gonna roll
Outrace me with a golf cart? (Ha!) This slobs dire…
Watch your entire front yard turn to a bonfire!
High-Five’s missing a finger, now thats in poor taste
You’re pals cause neither can even live up to your names
I’ve got more weapons than a war general
Got more green than that DAMN 4th chaos emerald
You live like a pig and behave like an asshole
Rigby changed his name, but you’re the real Trashboat
Speaking of such, what’s up with Starla? Big the Cat is smaller than her in comparison
You’re both alike, squealing and whinning like babies when you don’t get each others attention
It's not the first time a game boss leaves you smoked
Even if you try to win with your repetitive joke
The second your mom is dissed, you start to fit
Like The Hammer’s leg, Mitch should just drop the bit

Muscle Man: 
Yo Rigby! I think I found your emo cousin!
I tell you to make some sense/cents, but with so many ends in your game, this hogs worth nothing
You say I'm dirty, have you seen your fandom lately?
They're scaring away all the ladies!
But I'm not worried, I've got my Starla
Who do you have? Your own shoulder to cry on?
Oh no bro, watchu think you doin' with that strap? Take that away and don't bring it back
I can hear Linkin Park in the background. Tried to stay underground but that shit's wack
You're too slow, bro! Like a Pokémon I do not catch. Gun smoked that Maria pack. 
You low budget Mewtwo. Go back to Gerald to cry in your puny lab! Rat! 

Shadow:
Naming my lost ones? Careful or it might fire back. Ask Muscle Dad
At least that fraud died to a bear, you almost died chugging hot dogs, man
You don’t want this smoke, last time you shot fires you got skinned in the woods
So if you take it there, I’m taking it further- psssst, that’s something you don’t wanna do

Muscle Man:
I remember you was conflicted, but you went through a few changes, haven't you?
I'm not talking about super. You know who else got hoed by IDW?
You know who else has amnesia but can't forget the mistakes they have done?
You know who else says “Nothing personel, kid” and lets their friends die? My mom! 

Shadow:
No bars left? I'll shoot opps next. I don't need guns
Drop a bead on Pop's head? That's a bit fucked
Your pop's dead and your mom's next. That is real, son
Four punchlines full of lead, that's a Fist Pump
Like your family tree, this won't get beautiful
I hope you know a guy who can arrange your funeral
If I hear any more edgy jokes, I promise
I'll do you way worse than what you did to Thomas

Muscle Man:
You’re so ungrateful. If it wasn’t for the fans you wouldn’t be here today
You were created to save a life. Mariah would be ashamed of those you took away
Riding alone with your regrets, every chance he gets more repressed, and what for, brother?!
This ultimate waste of life form just got buried by a gardener 

Shadow the hedgehog vs Muscle Man-Rap Off! (ft. Titanium1208 & CornCob7178)

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2021

LYRICS

Evil Otto:
Intruder alert! It’s a species we haven’t conquered
An entity detected with the coined term “Pocket Monster”
Well, the fact that you’re even here leaves me utterly stumped
Since Mew was left under the truck, and you? Thrown under the bus!
Don’t mess with Evil Otto
I got the mazes, flames, and gaze to leave you speechless, and all you really feel is sorrow
You say you sent kids to the hospital, but really? That’s comical
Since it’s like all the newer games, I don’t really follow
They say you’re an urban legend like you had any effect
But you’re only one when you’re sharing titles with Zekrom
This cabinet’s leaving you quartered, I think this reject ROM
Is setting up a Hypnosis since you’re getting slept on!

Creepy Black:
I’d advise for Ms. Pac-man to stay far
Before you’re another soul in Lavender’s graveyard
However, I don’t have to be scared of your mild verse
When your world sounds like another Pokemon that I would curse!
So know who you’re crossin’
This castaway rodent would leave Blue’s Raticate rolling inside of his coffin
Once a leader of your army, then all of your fame had decayed
Now a Silph Scope’s the only way I could log you in my database
I suggest you bounce back, wipe the smile and say nothing
My tower’s got you in a loop like you’re mashing the A button
You know that I stay haunting, so back up
‘Cause you’ll wish you were the person you were before you started this; Kadabra

Evil Otto:
Thinkin’ this smile is something you can wipe away?
Your only scare is having little kiddies scared while they lie awake
Thinking that your song’s deadly tool, but this weak blob-
Will see why Otto’s got a rep, when your heart and the beat drop
Hellbent on genocide? Man, Pokepastas are goldmines
Took so long to spit a line, even your protag’s an old guy
Your power’s phony, this beast outnumbers all your tower’s cronies
So once you’re kneeling down below me, I’ll have cut out this GHOST type!

Buried Alive:
I’d rather be lonely, hearing you makes me miserable
Yeah, you fight like a robot; completely predictable
If you attempted to upset me, then I’m feeling empty
Since we’ve got no beef, now I’ll eat the track like fresh meat
You’re in grave danger if you tread upon my land
So quit jumping or you’ll get jumped if you try to toss White Hands
Step to my gravestone, these spirits will lead a quick sweep
‘Cuz this manager’s been leveled, Buried Alive under six feet

CREDITS

ENNWAY as Evil Otto
Fightmarker as Random Berserk Enemy

Commander Jacob as Creepy Black
SimplyRazzy as Buried Alive
Freshy Kanal as Gastly

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by 3ple and Rabi
Cover art by Rabi

Evil Otto vs. Lavender Town Syndrome - Rap Battle

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 02/25/2022

LYRICS

Edward Scissorhands:
Oh, is it my turn? Well I guess it’s time to battle rap
Uh, they tell me you’re the one who was useless until the second act
And with your fear of the dark, I feel bad for throwing shade
Because I slice through blood like leaves, you’ll take one look at my flow and faint
Are you okay? You have trouble taking control of your own body
At least somebody loves me, you stay in stockholm with Togami
Dust is enough when your colorful cast’s trying to draw killers out
But how you’re acting with Komaru, I think I know why you like scissors now

Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack:
Can’t stand your voice, it’s like clashing fingernails with
A chalkboard, Hifumi could write better than what your tale is
You’re awkward, coming from me, when you’re hiding inside your mansion
As the decrepit steampunk version of Marilyn Mans- *achoo*
It’s Jack the Ripper, slash through rappers when I grab my scissors, so pack up quick or
I’ll trash this crappy spitter, your hands belong next to fuckin’ Salad Fingers
Struggle to pick at your dinner, so what makes you think that you’re toppin’ me?
You got chased by one officer while I’m coppin’ kills when I’m on the scene 
Used for cutting hair and show n’ tell and you still think your shit’s class?
I can't be afraid of the man who walks like he’s got a stick up his ass!
I’d usually leave no traces, but in your case, I’d say screw ya’
Since I only murder the cute boys, I’m not wasting my time with you, bud

Edward Scissorhands:
You flunked with your show so you fled to Another Episode
How could you stand behind words when you got beaten by a megaphone?
Your players wish you'd jump to conclusions that could actually win trials 
Meanwhile, you blame the victim at the death of their idol

Genocide Jack/Toko Fukawa:
Ehhhh, so submissive, I’d say grow some spine ya’ stupid bitch!
I’d slash your face through and through but you already beat me to it, bitch!
Broke your future with a gut stab as windows shatter
Heart breaking at the seams, as if you take after your master!
Achoo! You’re so uptight, but that’s clear looking at your posture
That stiff movement’s fitting for gothic Frankenstein’s Monster
So make like your creator and drop dead while you’re at it
It’s not the first time bodies have dropped from your attic

Edward Scissorhands:
I couldn’t pick at your raps’ locks even if this was Towa Tower
The scars I cause are one more reason not to shower
I know the bear’s the mascot of execution
But you’ll need one more carving on your leg when my blades rip you up a new one
Dysfunctional family due to a blood test, now all that you have left is your stink bug friend
Thought you’d let out your anger by leaving boys struck dead, but you got blamed for turning Chihiro blood red
Surprised you could make it to the end with a kill count in your pocket 
But you’ll fall flat like your sprites as I lock you back in the closet

CREDITS

Zawesome as Edward Scissorhands 

Lindz as Toko Fukawa

Written by Rabi 
Additional Writing Help from Fightmarker and Danii
Beat prod. by RaccoBeats
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by CyanCoat and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

Toko Fukawa vs. Edward Scissorhands - Rap Battle

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

► CREDITS:

Isaac Romomo as Aladdin
https://www.castingcall.club/isaacr

DuelSkiller as Gwonam
https://www.castingcall.club/voiceplay

Written by
Theme Park Avenue

Beat Prod. by
Insanebeatz

Mixed by
Danii

Thumbnail by
JK03

►LYRICS:
Aladdin Verse 1

Gee, you sure have some nerve disturbing royal Persians
If you’re an advisor, join the other hermit in a turban

You’re worthless, singing squadala, I sing as king of Agrabah
While you ain’t never had a friend, I always bring my squad along

With your appearance, guards would cut your ear off if they faced you
You’re ugly and aged, dude, Genie can’t even reanimate you

And with those seedy eyes, this creepy guy just needs to die
But I don’t even need my sword, this bread’s enough to steal his life


Gwonam Verse 1

Your majesty, on a technicality
Jafar and his minion had your palace seized 

And trapped princess Jasmine because you kept your friend jailed like Ganon
You tried to get a kiss, now look what has happened

You were broke when your mother took her final bow 
Could have looked for a job but didn't try that route 

You're a crook, but I think your mama might be proud
If you just have the vision to find a house!


Aladdin Verse 2

That’s rich, there’s no denying that my life was pretty tough
But Link’s is worse because you didn’t give him time to get his stuff

Now he can’t even buy the oil that would light this battle up
Your meager rubies are lackluster, I’m the diamond in the rough
You gotta

Be quite a jump behind if you still think I have no worth
I was Jasmine's perfect suitor, and I hardly had a shirt!

Ask Jafar, it really burns when you’re pitted against me
I’ve bested a second wizard, now you’ll go with many blessings


Gwonam Verse 2

You escaped the Cave of Wonders and created slaves in hundreds
Link, see how both Aladdin and Harlequin make their puppets? (Huh?)

Then you stormed the palace for some power, won the lass with charm and swagger
But her cash is all you’re after? You’re a magic carpetbagger! 

I navigate so Link can grant wishes to millions
I’ll split you down the middle, kid, I’m the prime Koridian

I won, the Prince of Purse-Pinching is once again imprisoned
And he’ll finish his little swim with the fishes, it is written

Aladdin vs Gwonam. PowerPoint Rap Battles

April fools you little sausage  𓆏 

•CAST/CREW•
Light as Majin Sonic
TheNauticalClayDol as Atari 2600 ET

(Majin Sonic)
A finger wave outta start this
Another bargain bin scrap from the shit market?
Outbound me? I stomp flames
Screw an arcade, Rolfe pushes your buttons and then you haunt James!

Hop back in the airship you came in and I'm still fly
The lags and glitches isn't something for a thrill, guy!
Worth a shit ton for this Reeses Pieces looking ass
The only thing I groom is my fantastic mustache!

(Atari ET)
Um, excuse me, I know my neck stretches miles
Searching for another soul in your game might take a while
And finding a single worth of those flow switches
Your dead ass looks like the type to say I get no bitches!

Oh is it still my rap? Well chap I “mustache”
How did baldi and banban have more upper class?
Beat me please, you battling thee
OG fucking ET, your ass is just another EXE!

(Majin Sonic)
OH HO HO, not a single anomaly would find you!
FLOWS TOO SLOW, wouldn't be the same in my shoes!
You're a prick to many, and I thought I was the hedgehog!
I ran laps around you, you ran and then fell off!

(Atari ET)
All the rings, yet couldn't attract a single mate!
Fun is Infinite? When you were terminated I wouldn't say the same
From gaining clout, to FNF taking you down
Then went from “I AM GOD” to a Lord X'ing you out


Majin Sonic Art by Tompuffs
Atari ET Art by box

Written by box
Demo by box
Beat by Soulker
Mixed by box
Thumbnail by Tompuffs



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