Temporizador

What Kind Of Feeling

Based out of Los Angeles, California; Miami, Florida; Longmont, Colorado and Atlanta, Georgia.
We're four geezers formerly known as Hideous Idiots who started making music again despite being miles apart thanks to the beauty of the interweb.
If you like folksy electro punk rock, you might not hate us. Cheers!

Beanbag

Experimental with various recordings from a trip to Thailand.
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DAW: Logic Pro X
Drums: Apple
Synths: Xfer Serum, Arturia Pigments
FX: Apple EQ, Chromaverb, Compressor and Limiter, Valhalla Supermassive
Samples: recordings in Thailand
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Lyrics (Thaï):
รุ่งอรุณของประเทศไทย นกน้อยร้องเพลงเบาๆ
ด้วยพระเจดีย์ของพระพุทธเจ้า เสียงสะท้อนก็ดังก้องกังวาน
ขนนกเต้นรำในแสงสีทอง
บทเพลงทอวันจากคืนที่เลือนหายไป

Lyrics (English):
In Thailand’s dawn, birds softly sing,
By Boudha’s stupa, their echoes ring.
Feathers dance in golden light,
Songs weave day from fading night.

The Thaï Bird (นกไทย)

We Won’t Die(Even If We Try)

11-3-2025

Sparking II

Beat the Drop

I’m FBI Agent O’Malley and this is FBI Agent O’Donaghue 
 May we enter your home for a quick conversation? We’d like a few minutes to talk to you.

“of course, please come in, have a seat, its so rude of me making you stand in my foyer. 
“Is this about those THC gummies I purchased? Should I make a quick call to my lawyer?” 

“No sir, its not gummies, they’re legal after all, and with those its only you that they’re harming
“We’ve been tracking your internet searches and frankly we found a large number alarming

“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
You’re tracking the words that I I type in that bar?
“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
What you search for defines who you are. 

“As an example, you recently searched for how to poison your wife undetected 
And then followed that up with a search for how to best spend the insurance money collected”

you searched for the ways that the mafia got rid of bodies and which they ranked best
And then followed that up with a search for the best way to cheat on a polygraph test

‘Hey, I know this looks bad but my wife is as healthy as a horse and at no risk of dying
I’m no lawyer, but If you’re tracking my internet searches that’s unconstitutional spying!” 

“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
You’re tracking the words that you I type in that bar?
“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
What you search for defines who you are.

May we talk to your wife? Would you permit us to meet? 
We’d like to speak to her briefly alone. 
No, she’s in Thailand on a yoga retreat 
And there’s no way to reach her by phone 

Yes, we know that she searched for a yoga retreat and made several searches for Thailand
But she never made searches for flights which is odd cause she couldn’t have gotten there by land. 

She searched for “signs your husband is trying to kill you”, and for “poisons, how to do a taste test”. 
Between HER internet searches and YOUR internet searches we’ve got enough to place you under arrest

“Her internet searches?” “Yes, Her internet searches!” 
You’re tracking the words that she typed in that bar?
“Her internet searches?” “Yes, Her internet searches!” 
What you search for defines who you are.

Your Internet Searches

morning meditation

Get Down

Summer Nation

I write story songs.   Many of the stories are true.

Watch my videos!  YouTube:   https://youtube.com/@turtlefrogman?feature=shared

Topics:   Sexual fetishes, reincarnation, sleep apnea, women who don't shave, the story of January 6th 2021, COVID, drug use, pizza place robbery, weddings, divorces and funerals, cannibalism, the story of Joe Biden, transgenderism and pronouns, erectile dysfunction, the World Economic Forum, the story of the USS Indianapolis, time machines, accidents with laxatives, school yard fights, proctologists, teen moms, scientific studies, genital warts, generational divides, national divorce, peeping toms, abortion, petty theft, DIY screws and mental health, suicide etc.

Your Internet Searches

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