I’m FBI Agent O’Malley and this is FBI Agent O’Donaghue 
 May we enter your home for a quick conversation? We’d like a few minutes to talk to you.

“of course, please come in, have a seat, its so rude of me making you stand in my foyer. 
“Is this about those THC gummies I purchased? Should I make a quick call to my lawyer?” 

“No sir, its not gummies, they’re legal after all, and with those its only you that they’re harming
“We’ve been tracking your internet searches and frankly we found a large number alarming

“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
You’re tracking the words that I I type in that bar?
“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
What you search for defines who you are. 

“As an example, you recently searched for how to poison your wife undetected 
And then followed that up with a search for how to best spend the insurance money collected”

you searched for the ways that the mafia got rid of bodies and which they ranked best
And then followed that up with a search for the best way to cheat on a polygraph test

‘Hey, I know this looks bad but my wife is as healthy as a horse and at no risk of dying
I’m no lawyer, but If you’re tracking my internet searches that’s unconstitutional spying!” 

“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
You’re tracking the words that you I type in that bar?
“My internet searches?” “Yes, Your internet searches!” 
What you search for defines who you are.

May we talk to your wife? Would you permit us to meet? 
We’d like to speak to her briefly alone. 
No, she’s in Thailand on a yoga retreat 
And there’s no way to reach her by phone 

Yes, we know that she searched for a yoga retreat and made several searches for Thailand
But she never made searches for flights which is odd cause she couldn’t have gotten there by land. 

She searched for “signs your husband is trying to kill you”, and for “poisons, how to do a taste test”. 
Between HER internet searches and YOUR internet searches we’ve got enough to place you under arrest

“Her internet searches?” “Yes, Her internet searches!” 
You’re tracking the words that she typed in that bar?
“Her internet searches?” “Yes, Her internet searches!” 
What you search for defines who you are.

Your Internet Searches

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