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nEon the MC as Pidgeot 
(@cyan-paperclip)

Spidey Fam as Red 
(@spidey-fam)

Lyrics :
Pidgeot (0:09)
Pidgeot, spit it hot like Moltress ‘gainst this weak spot 
That’s always on a losing streak even if we didn’t fought
You must have fans for levels since they’re always shown scrolling
Through ruling out options just to get the Stone Rolling
Attack the track with a speed stat so fast, Mach 2
Clog you down the pipes before a plumber decides to stomps you
Triggered most of your bitter fans despite being bigger
I figured that you be somewhat of a twitter quitter

Flappy Bird (0:29)
Roosting up to Flappy Bird despite not known to be chattier
Show you what it means to cross paths with this Rappy Bird
Time to Feather Dance, and put this untiered bird to shame
So GO HOME, or get played by a Mobile game  
Gen 1, but more recognizable in alpha omega
Seeing how your one to trace me after given a mega
I mean seriously do you ever wonder why he’s born
If he’s to just mirror moves, check his shiny form

Pidgeot (0:48)
Can’t mimic my gimmicks like a critic trying to fly
Between your flow and your fame, I can’t tell which is more dry
Just call a substitute since no one’s coming around
To help keep you in touch, guess this bird is falling down

Flappy Bird (0:58)
Pidgey’s spree on GBC denies the reason to compete
Magikarp’s the only thing caught in your Tangled feet
With your Keen Eye, it ain’t hard to see
That you be left in the dust if Ash didn’t do it for me

Red (1:08)
Whoever thought that together, vendettas would shred this
Mighty feather up like a shredder is not that clever
But the terror of error thinking your better ain’t Stella
So these lessers will be pressured by their successor
Designed so far-fetched, what did this game”freak” gain
By being a de-scyther-ed fossil, you’re being third played bird brain
Break through any barrier you set up without difficulty
Naturally you only rock hard when it hits you, literally
And Flappy, you may have gotten dotgears turning, great
But gaining profit as my beta was a bit concerning, mate
No gadgets would be bought if your verses were pre-installed
Cause being an off screen golden egg’s the only way you go beyond
It’s ironic I’m more iconic when you hear my cry in battle
Destroying everything you built up since I’m known to crush castles
I’ve seen better comebacks from Hal, can’t match my skills to Chuck-ing Bombs
To poach two rotten eggs caught in the trail, stuck and gone

Written by h4lf_
Beat prod. by Audio Network
Mixed by nEon
Cover Art by SPM1000 (@user-934081797)

Pidgeot vs Flappy Bird. P/A Rap Battle!

Shadow Beatbox Solo - Cartoon Beatbox Battles

Hazelmoth as Spamton
Hazelmoth and garbageGothic as ENA 
garbageGothic as Moony
Writing by Rosenthal
Art by ATrashArtist
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by moodindigo
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to Hazelmoth, garbageGothic, ItsNugget, and GamingPlush64

Intro (0:00)

Rap Battles of Whatever! Spamton VS Ena! Be-

Spamton (0:10)

HEY EVERY !!

WAIT, DON’T MEAN TO [Delay the Action]
BUT HEY, IT’S ME, YOUR FAVOURITE SALESMAN: SPAMTON!
YOU’RE PRETTY IGNORANT IN BASIC CHATS SINCE
YOU’D [Talk To The Hand!] WHEN TRANSLATING LANGUAGE!
I’VE BEEN THE BEST RATED SINCE [[1997]]
BUT YOU’RE QUITE THE [[BIG ONE]], WITH 9 FEET I’D REACH [h e a v e n . . .]
I DON’T DOUBT THAT YOU’RE THAT HIGH, WALKING ON AN ACID TRIP,
BUT YOU SHOULD [Use A Car!] IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR BANANAS, KID!
[Step Ahead], BUT YOU CAN’T GET THROUGH THE CROWD
SO YOUR WHOLE SERVER DELETED, NOW YOUR CONNECTIONS ARE DOWN!
FANS GET KICKED LIKE A [Brick Frog], NO INVITES TO [Click On]
THEY’LL GET SO- THEY’LL GET SO- THEY’LL GET- [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

Ena and Moony (0:43)

Ah, I thought it’d be another normal auction day
‘Til I saw the things you got for sale and see, I gotta say
You- sold your own old socks? I think I’m vomiting…
Your cold heart for cold hard cash got you a frosty grave…
I can’t wrap my head around your wacky random sentences,
All the things you're telling Kris are making me- BLEH- BLEH- 🌊
GEEZ, I get sick HEARING you say THOSE WORDS
You CAN’T MAKE SENSE! You can’t even MAKE KROMER!
😒 Ugh… Yuna, are you drunk again? No! (nonono!)
I’m only taking shots at his puppet head! (🌚 Oh hohoho!)
You talk a big game in brackets, but lately you’ve become a sham!
I can’t tell who’s the true conman… but Tumblr can!

Spamton (1:15)

[i got a secret...] FOR WHEN THE INTERNET’S DOWN, TOO!
THIS EASTER EGG IS CALLED [[Kill Yourself, Now!]] (👀 Ooo!)
CONSIDER IT WELL, IT’S [Only For A Limited Time!]
FORGET THE GARBAGE, WITH YOUR NONSENSE YOU'VE BEEN [[LIVING A LIE!!!]]
I MEAN, JUST ASK MIKE WHAT YOU SHOULD GET RIGHT!
[[can anyone hear me…? hello…?]] IT'S A DEAD LINE!
[HAHAHAHA!] BUT I KNOW THAT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU!
YOUR TEAM GOING THROUGH [[BURN!!]]OUT’S THE ONLY DREAM BARBECUE!

Ena (1:37)

Your punches are too soft! You must be weak!
The only strong things here are those cups of tea!
Ran a popular shop but when your problems arose,
You only wanted to run! To run? Turron!
And with how long you’ve had them waiting, fans are out of patience!
How funny, the puppet’s made to be the fandom’s plaything!
Just a cashcow for Deltarune…
Always had your back against the wall ever since you’ve had milk in you!

Outro (1:58)

Spamton VS ENA - Rap Battles of Whatever

Writing by: TomPuffs

Additional help by: CyanCoat, Egomanic, MidgeCat, Grasman, 

Art by: TomPuffs

MidgeCat as: Spamton G. Spamton

Grasman as: Saul Goodman

Mixing by: Trakked

Beat: Mad Hatter 2 by Tone Jonez

Thumbnail by: TomPuffs

Special Thanks to: Egomanic, TheMonarchy, Colethecole, Alex M, and CornCob7178.

Spamton G Spamton:

HE-HEY EVERYB0DY, IT’S [Spamton G. Spamton]!
SEEMS LIKE TH1S [Slimeball] WAS LEFT ALL ABANDONED
BY H1S [Loved ones], HE LEFT EVERYBODY M1SERABLE
[Don’t believe what you see on TV! This man is a criminal!]

SPEAKING OF TV, L00KS L1KE ALL I SEE,
ARE COMMERCIALS THAT AREN’T EVEN [High-Definition Quality]!
THE GREEN’S [Leaking through] AND I DON’T MEAN [Record Profits]
LEAVE U GREY WHEN I PUT S0ME [Bars] BEHIND THIS [Convict]

U L0ST C0NTR0L OF UR L1FE, THERE’S [Nothing] THAT CAN HELP U
CONSTANTLY SL1PP1N’ BY LIKE THE [Scammers!] DADDY LET THRU
EX1T PREMATURELY: THAT’S MY VERY [Specil Offer]!
I’M THE P0STMAN, UR N0T EVEN [Kevin Costner?]

Saul Goodman:

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman! Your disses need work,
But that’s about what I expected from a dwarf gone berserk.
You talk about passing bars? I don’t think you could pass this.
You had one bit of fame, and then it all came down crashing!

If you got a deal to make, bud, I think you’re out of luck.
Don’t need a vacuum repair card when you already suck!
Products are literal trash, but I wanna know how,
The Jigsaw Puppet ended up bunkin’ with Oscar the Grouch!

Er-you’re just a has-been, constantly causin’ a racket,
Even with how you talk, you can’t face me on a bracket!
You’re incomprehensible, it leaves me appalled,
But if you need someone to talk for you: BETTER CALL SAUL!

Spamton G Spamton:

UR [Slippin’, Jimmy]! IT SEEMS U HAD NOTHING TO SAY
UR TAKING THE P1SS LIKE IT’S [Davis and Main]
WELL SCREW YOU [Albuquerque!] I SP1T COLD L1KE A TH0RN RING!
MAKE A SN0WGRAVE S0 NO ONE IS LEFT [Mourning]

Saul Goodman:

Now that’s what the kids would call an epic fail!
I thought you’d be a lightner, you look deathly pale.
You’re just the email guy, I’ll make like a hyperlink: block it!
Your customers are the same as your stocks: dropping!

Spamton G Spamton:

I’M T1RED MCGILL, UR LEAVING ME PISSED OFF!
I’D G0 TO UR [Hochi Mama!] SH0W HER I’M A [Big Shot!]
PRETEND U FELT [Nothing], BUT U C0ULDN’T [Come to terms]
THAT UR BROTHER WENT OUT LIKE [Oh, help me! It burns!]

[Top-rated salesman] S0 U KN0W I’M THE BEST!
DO U [Wish to contest?] THEN U CAN [Die like the rest]
N0W [Watch me fly, Mama!] [Best rapper since ‘97!]
[Take a vacation straight to hell] AS I GAZE INT0 [Heaven]

Saul Goodman:

Objection, your honour. I have to confess to a crime:
That I’m about to cut the strings when I’m killing the mic
Making death threats that you couldn’t follow through? PLEASE!
My crew could send you on an acid trip, straight to Belize!

You had nothing to live for until you met Kris!
Yeah, you could load a disk, but you can’t load a diss!
You were once a big shot, but now you’re left all alone!
The win is ringing, but I’m the one who’ll pick up the phone

Spamton G. Spamton vs Saul Goodman - TomPuffs Tussles (#1)

Welcome to the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Eddie's Rap Channel as Dib Membrane
TheSuperplushybros as Invader Zim
Adroitwhiz as GIR
Nathan Provost as Marvin the Martian
B-Lo as Stitch
Rocket as Roger
Titanium1208 Krang

Lyrics:
https://bit.ly/36PjDD0

Written by Matthew Thomas, thelegion, Anthony Perry, Fle, Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Stofferex, Skeep★Tieel, and Jacob

Mixed & Mastered by: Freshy Kanal

Additional Help by: Adroitwhiz

Beats by: Kustom Made Productions, 2Deep, Marc Jackson Burrows of Audio Network, and Hollywood Legend Productions