Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees esteemed rap battle VA garbageGothic go up against....who cares, just listen to the battle.

CAST:
garbageGothic: Herself
The Battle Pass: Xhack
Written by: JustGamer
Additional help by: MetaMachine
Mixed and Mastered by: Zagranis
Beat arranged by: GlitchDude
Beat produced by: Kustom
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Battle Pass: 
Looks like the season’s restarted, cause I’m seeing bottom tier
This joke is the most attention that you’ve gotten in years
I’m all about hard work, not that that’s something you know
Only opened commissions cause you can’t handle all your roles
It’s clear your range for impressions is starting to run dry
Voicing Toad a lot but you’re not a fun guy
While we’re at it, let me point out another contradiction
How is FRB’s most overused voice actor a woman?!

garbageGothic:
Your lines were emptier than the Free Pass rewards
100 levels of cosmetics is all you build towards  
And as you make the parents’ bank accounts start to get charged
Kids are refunding V-bucks straight into V-cards!
I do more than rap battles, like podcasts and song covers
But Camp Here and There sounds more like the strategy of your players
Well I’m no gamer girl, so maybe I just don’t get it 
Unlike the ones on Twitch that ditched your game for Apex Legends

Battle Pass:
I’ll bring back the drum gun, then you can fire shots that hurt me
Between being green and trashy humor, you’re Oscar the Quirky
Though I’d say garbageGothic is quite a fitting name for you 
Especially since it came from a Homestuck job...ew 
Been a Battle Star from the start and I still remain trendy
But from your start to now, all of your fame came from Eddie
I got all sorts of goodies that are free for collection
But even I can’t top the number of your weekly obsessions 

garbageGothic:
Holy Shit! Is that a fucking Will Wood reference? 
You’re losing as a meme to the shield gaining beverage  
I’d rather listen to Ninja raging than to hear you rap more
Kick you off this track, like your time on the App Store
Tried to gain new life with lore but your game just died faster
You got XP, I got years of experience as a rapper
Only time you’ll pop off is when your players win 
And you can’t even be honest about selling reskins

Battle Pass:
Was that a verse or a shitpost you’ll put on YouTube?
It says a lot how none of the lines are written by you
This isn’t a Royale but I’ll still be getting a Victory 
With that Demon Slayer Abridged, you’ll never take the dub, gG

garbageGothic:
Despite all the properties you have, you can’t seem to own me
I’d feel more intimidated battling in court against Peely 
Always an outdated stolen gimmick that’s a slog to use 
It’s clear I won, no need for a chapter two

garbageGothic vs The Battle Pass. FRB vs. Anything.

VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QbHaFIl0PI

nEon the MC as Pidgeot 
(@cyan-paperclip)

Spidey Fam as Red 
(@spidey-fam)

Lyrics :
Pidgeot (0:09)
Pidgeot, spit it hot like Moltress ‘gainst this weak spot 
That’s always on a losing streak even if we didn’t fought
You must have fans for levels since they’re always shown scrolling
Through ruling out options just to get the Stone Rolling
Attack the track with a speed stat so fast, Mach 2
Clog you down the pipes before a plumber decides to stomps you
Triggered most of your bitter fans despite being bigger
I figured that you be somewhat of a twitter quitter

Flappy Bird (0:29)
Roosting up to Flappy Bird despite not known to be chattier
Show you what it means to cross paths with this Rappy Bird
Time to Feather Dance, and put this untiered bird to shame
So GO HOME, or get played by a Mobile game  
Gen 1, but more recognizable in alpha omega
Seeing how your one to trace me after given a mega
I mean seriously do you ever wonder why he’s born
If he’s to just mirror moves, check his shiny form

Pidgeot (0:48)
Can’t mimic my gimmicks like a critic trying to fly
Between your flow and your fame, I can’t tell which is more dry
Just call a substitute since no one’s coming around
To help keep you in touch, guess this bird is falling down

Flappy Bird (0:58)
Pidgey’s spree on GBC denies the reason to compete
Magikarp’s the only thing caught in your Tangled feet
With your Keen Eye, it ain’t hard to see
That you be left in the dust if Ash didn’t do it for me

Red (1:08)
Whoever thought that together, vendettas would shred this
Mighty feather up like a shredder is not that clever
But the terror of error thinking your better ain’t Stella
So these lessers will be pressured by their successor
Designed so far-fetched, what did this game”freak” gain
By being a de-scyther-ed fossil, you’re being third played bird brain
Break through any barrier you set up without difficulty
Naturally you only rock hard when it hits you, literally
And Flappy, you may have gotten dotgears turning, great
But gaining profit as my beta was a bit concerning, mate
No gadgets would be bought if your verses were pre-installed
Cause being an off screen golden egg’s the only way you go beyond
It’s ironic I’m more iconic when you hear my cry in battle
Destroying everything you built up since I’m known to crush castles
I’ve seen better comebacks from Hal, can’t match my skills to Chuck-ing Bombs
To poach two rotten eggs caught in the trail, stuck and gone

Written by h4lf_
Beat prod. by Audio Network
Mixed by nEon
Cover Art by SPM1000 (@user-934081797)

Pidgeot vs Flappy Bird. P/A Rap Battle!

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Jofinity:
Yo it’s Jo you know, like a 812
Finally in a battle rap, ‘gainst Ray, debut
Thought you’d plagiarize my bars, like ya pirate your views
But your lines put me to sleep, like ya game reviews
You can’t top the charts ‘cause you got no flows tho
While I’m securin’ top 10, just watch my mojo
Sound like JaySavage all the slurrin’ that you’re sayin’
When I arrive at my destination, I’m gonna kill Rayyan
Production value increased but your quality fell
Brushing off stealing beats like “anyway, well…”
Super Star of the show while you’re stuck as the editor
Maybe cut yourself, fill in a better competitor

Rayyan:
For a guy called Hamilton, I thought that you’d be good at rapping
Now you’re trying to surpass me? There’s no room for it to happen!
For the sake of gaining traction, you drop quality to vomit vids
Crunch your crew with that appalling work ethic? Enough of this!
You couldn’t mask your lack of flow with those horrendous covers, Jo
You better stick to blowing though, like many of your videos
Only won Top 10 ‘cause May was lacking competition
Repetition in your disses, always missing with your rhythm
Thinking you're impatient; decision-making? You're worse
Can't compare to the content I'm making, should learn 
How to fucking edit for a change, so worthless, it hurts
LEAVE JOFINITY SHUT DOWN LIKE NINTENDO SHUT DOWN MIIVERSE

Jofinity:
This Brit’s got less wit than Psytube, dismissin’ all your rhymes, dude
Try to as you might, can’t measure up to my views
It’s time to face the facts, my dude, you can’t comeback
My path is Raichous, your mixing sounds like it’s from BandLab
It’s bad RNG that you are battlin’ me
You got drawn out raps like ANIMATION VS ANYTHING
Sound like Jeff the Killer with Goku screamin’
Always pulling all nighters like GO TO SLEEP BRIT

Rayyan:
JOIN THE DISCORD through your vids, yet it's only full of kids
All your hot takes are just shit, better cool down with some mint
It’s no wonder you wear glasses ‘cause you can’t fucking spell
Bitch, I carry your own battles, check Mewtwo vs Cell
I’m pulling all-nighters ‘cause you keep forcing me to
Bonus-style editing’s your plan for a reboot?
Just look at your icon, I snapped and you’re reduced 
I’d spit heat to burn you out but it seems I don’t need to

Rayyan vs. Jofinity

*improvised introduction*

Serena I commend you for gathering these nerds
But damn you still ain’t even ill with your words
So stick to Audition, staying in your own zone
Mixing with presets that aren’t even your own
7 years in this community and i been through a lot
Violet’s Viciously Violent when she fires a shot
At rap battle kids acting like they're all cool
I’ve been battling before y’all entered middle school!
Rayyan on the beat you gotta stay on cause I heard that Corrin
Shit was so boring that it got my ass snoring
DRB? I’m a boomer so I’m a stick in the mud
But I’d rather blast the homie Dragonsblood
Now Eric your writing is pretty fire my good sir
But prior to this year I had no idea who the fuck you were
Sure my upload schedule’s pretty wack I’ll admit
But I’d take one Mob v Tetsuo than your shit
Psytube out here lecturing people on how to rhyme
Shut the fuck up dude, shouldn’t you be at tea time?

Violet FRB Royale Verse

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Hello and welcome to my first ever rap battle audio! Today we have Persona 5's Joker and the Luminary from Dragon Quest 11 to see which silent teenage JRPG protagonists branded as evil criminals by the authorities will come out on top!

Written by JK03
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luminary
Beat by Shawn West

Luminary (0:19):
A new enemy draws near? I’m up to the task
To go make this delinquent cower Beneath that Mask!
Destined at birth to purge the darkness from Erdrea
You’re an edgy teen in black - Kylo Ren Amamiya!
While I craft raps that slap hard like Grand Master Pang
You lack the Guts for this beef, spend more time at Big Bang
Seems it’s not only corrupt hearts in this thief’s hands
Merely a Jojo reference by ripping off their Stands!


Joker (0:39):
Alright, my turn to flow, though this loser oughta know
Octagonia couldn’t prep you for this foe’s show!
You went to Heliodor and got called evil by its king?
I’d have done the same if I saw your look: Android 17!
You’ll beg like Prince Faris when you see me beat Erik
Spitting golden like his sis, the goody two-shoes can’t bear it!
Your Pep Powers can’t best my All-Out Attack 
Such a blank slate Futaba can’t decipher this hack
Your franchise’s gone Jaded ‘cause your mechanics are dated
So I went ahead and changed them, now the critics all praise it!
Even in Smash, you’re hated, went from RPG to RNG
Left Yggdrasil to rot, but not as ruined as your family tree!

Luminary (1:08):
My family kept me safe until their last breath
While yours weren’t bothered to help when you were put on arrest!
I’ll show your true form, you’re not a hero like you claim
The only hearts you steal are from girls on Valentine’s Day!
So how’d you call out Kamoshida when you’re all kinds of yuck?
‘Cause this student lets his teacher offer him a Puff Puff
Always whining about society, and with your name to boot
Joker’s such a clown he should join Sylvando’s circus group! (Uh!)
Stop the talk, ‘cause I spit lines like chalk you can’t dodge
Brewing more flow than you could in your coffee shop
Atlus milked you dry, even they’re able to jest
They should make like Morgana and finally put you to rest!

Joker (1:37):
Heh, you’re just jealous the West can’t see your worth
Stole the show at the Game Awards, you got upstaged by a bear and bird
May be the Luminary, but I’m shining in the spotlight
Any spells you throw, I’ll evade them like a Liquid Metal Slime
I’m stunning and cunning, you’ll never me see coming
I’d say make like Ryuji’s track team and start running! (Yeah.)
Just check my fans to see how much I’ve been taking hearts
While with a meaty demo, this hero’s still sub-par!

Luminary (1:56):
Can’t talk fans when one mistake drove them away
Alongside Phan-sites with those who never played your game!
I'll Take Over your show, you’ll beat Haru in smallest screen time
You Switch-ing to Nintendo? That’s the real Last Surprise!

Joker (2:06):
Came up shorter than Veronica when you let Mordegon bring hell 
Go on home to Cobblestone - oh wait, that’s gone as well!
Should’ve used that Forge to craft better rhyme schemes
If you went back in time, you’d still lose to this phantom thief (Begone.)

Joker vs Luminary - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBroVA)

Spiderman vs Mr. Rogers:
Battle of the friendly neighbors

All In Rap Battles, or AIRB, is a fanmade rap battle series run by MaviKartal2003. This is the first battle to get an audio.

Snakebite126 as Spiderman
RNG as Mr. Rogers
Mixed by Glitchdude
Thumbnail by Oofie the Rap Dude
Beat by Printscream Records

SM:
With great power comes great responsibility
For the kids you have the power of affability
But having the bite for the mic is what you lack 
And Doc Ock can confirm, I stop foes on their track

I’m putting bad guys behind bars in a daily basis
Just check out the headline, my photoshoots are hits
While Far From Home, you struggle to land on your feet
So this Spectacular Spiderverse ensures your defeat

MR:
I like the way you are, but here is the issue
You got too much variation for me to diss you
So general material is what I’m preferring to use
While stomping this spider after changing my shoes

Swinging around might be fun but it can cause thee pain
When your radioactive features claim the life of Mary Jane
Leaving your heart broken like the neck of Gwen
Another tragedy that eats you up like Uncle Ben

SM:
What a sleep inducing verse, I should call you the Sandman
You’re not good at stealing thunder like Max Dillon can
You should leave line delivery to Mr. Mcfeely
Or the Owl won’t be the only X in the vicinity

Considering our status, beating you isn’t fulfilling
That’s like comparing TV House to Empire State Building
Spider Sense never tingled, this sweater wearer’s no threat
So the resident of Queens is taking the crown, no sweat

MR:
Unlucky today aren’t we, let's talk about that
Maybe you should stop hanging out with the Black Cat
Web shooters on your wrist is good for transportation
But using world wide web only leaves my heart Frozen

A puppet in Disneyland of Make Believe with a symbiote
That turns relations venomous, hard for you to stay afloat
With all the reboots you recieve, for first time in my neighborhood
I’ll hear “Mr. Rogers, I don’t feel so good”

Spiderman vs Mr. Rogers - AIRB

More like Anesthesia haha kill em boys

Epic organ instrumental cover the homie Jonny Music

Anastasia In The Dark Of The Night Cover

Goku: AdamDRB https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBc1tSW3UHmY2XweswaXIwA
Deku: RaccoonBroVA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ
Mixed and Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Lyrics:

Goku:

Hey, it’s me Goku! Here to put down this scrub
Whose rapping’s more annoying than his voice in the dub
Won’t need to go God, base form will be enough
When this kid breaks all his bones just trying to look tough

Like when you go all out, these wraps, you can’t bare
Spitting hot like a son, call it a solar flare
Used to be quirkless a loser, you could never compare
‘Til All-Might came and said, “Here, swallow some hair”

Deku:

Sorry sir, I don’t mean to interrupt while you train,
Just thought you should, y’know, raise your son for a change
Or if that’s too much to ask, maybe stop blowing up planets
Erasing your quirkiness, even Aizawa couldn’t manage

Stop monkeyin’ around, riskin’ so many people
I’ve seen some nasty villains, you’re by far the most evil
You had no chance in this battle, guess I shouldn’t be surprised,
Since you lose most your fights, and half the time you just die

Goku:

Don’t know why we’re battlin’, I’m the dad of Shonen Jump
But I guess you wouldn’t know about dads now would ya?
Nighteye interest you in a KAMEHAMEHA?
Blast a hole in your chest, the future where you belong

Deku:

Talkin’ ‘bout dads? Well, you’re not clean yourself
Father of the year: sicing little Gohan on Cell
Leave a Super Saiyan Blue with One For All in this brawl
Wasn’t hard to beat you, dead half your series after all