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nEon the MC as Pidgeot 
(@cyan-paperclip)

Spidey Fam as Red 
(@spidey-fam)

Lyrics :
Pidgeot (0:09)
Pidgeot, spit it hot like Moltress ‘gainst this weak spot 
That’s always on a losing streak even if we didn’t fought
You must have fans for levels since they’re always shown scrolling
Through ruling out options just to get the Stone Rolling
Attack the track with a speed stat so fast, Mach 2
Clog you down the pipes before a plumber decides to stomps you
Triggered most of your bitter fans despite being bigger
I figured that you be somewhat of a twitter quitter

Flappy Bird (0:29)
Roosting up to Flappy Bird despite not known to be chattier
Show you what it means to cross paths with this Rappy Bird
Time to Feather Dance, and put this untiered bird to shame
So GO HOME, or get played by a Mobile game  
Gen 1, but more recognizable in alpha omega
Seeing how your one to trace me after given a mega
I mean seriously do you ever wonder why he’s born
If he’s to just mirror moves, check his shiny form

Pidgeot (0:48)
Can’t mimic my gimmicks like a critic trying to fly
Between your flow and your fame, I can’t tell which is more dry
Just call a substitute since no one’s coming around
To help keep you in touch, guess this bird is falling down

Flappy Bird (0:58)
Pidgey’s spree on GBC denies the reason to compete
Magikarp’s the only thing caught in your Tangled feet
With your Keen Eye, it ain’t hard to see
That you be left in the dust if Ash didn’t do it for me

Red (1:08)
Whoever thought that together, vendettas would shred this
Mighty feather up like a shredder is not that clever
But the terror of error thinking your better ain’t Stella
So these lessers will be pressured by their successor
Designed so far-fetched, what did this game”freak” gain
By being a de-scyther-ed fossil, you’re being third played bird brain
Break through any barrier you set up without difficulty
Naturally you only rock hard when it hits you, literally
And Flappy, you may have gotten dotgears turning, great
But gaining profit as my beta was a bit concerning, mate
No gadgets would be bought if your verses were pre-installed
Cause being an off screen golden egg’s the only way you go beyond
It’s ironic I’m more iconic when you hear my cry in battle
Destroying everything you built up since I’m known to crush castles
I’ve seen better comebacks from Hal, can’t match my skills to Chuck-ing Bombs
To poach two rotten eggs caught in the trail, stuck and gone

Written by h4lf_
Beat prod. by Audio Network
Mixed by nEon
Cover Art by SPM1000 (@user-934081797)

Pidgeot vs Flappy Bird. P/A Rap Battle!

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Jofinity:
Yo it’s Jo you know, like a 812
Finally in a battle rap, ‘gainst Ray, debut
Thought you’d plagiarize my bars, like ya pirate your views
But your lines put me to sleep, like ya game reviews
You can’t top the charts ‘cause you got no flows tho
While I’m securin’ top 10, just watch my mojo
Sound like JaySavage all the slurrin’ that you’re sayin’
When I arrive at my destination, I’m gonna kill Rayyan
Production value increased but your quality fell
Brushing off stealing beats like “anyway, well…”
Super Star of the show while you’re stuck as the editor
Maybe cut yourself, fill in a better competitor

Rayyan:
For a guy called Hamilton, I thought that you’d be good at rapping
Now you’re trying to surpass me? There’s no room for it to happen!
For the sake of gaining traction, you drop quality to vomit vids
Crunch your crew with that appalling work ethic? Enough of this!
You couldn’t mask your lack of flow with those horrendous covers, Jo
You better stick to blowing though, like many of your videos
Only won Top 10 ‘cause May was lacking competition
Repetition in your disses, always missing with your rhythm
Thinking you're impatient; decision-making? You're worse
Can't compare to the content I'm making, should learn 
How to fucking edit for a change, so worthless, it hurts
LEAVE JOFINITY SHUT DOWN LIKE NINTENDO SHUT DOWN MIIVERSE

Jofinity:
This Brit’s got less wit than Psytube, dismissin’ all your rhymes, dude
Try to as you might, can’t measure up to my views
It’s time to face the facts, my dude, you can’t comeback
My path is Raichous, your mixing sounds like it’s from BandLab
It’s bad RNG that you are battlin’ me
You got drawn out raps like ANIMATION VS ANYTHING
Sound like Jeff the Killer with Goku screamin’
Always pulling all nighters like GO TO SLEEP BRIT

Rayyan:
JOIN THE DISCORD through your vids, yet it's only full of kids
All your hot takes are just shit, better cool down with some mint
It’s no wonder you wear glasses ‘cause you can’t fucking spell
Bitch, I carry your own battles, check Mewtwo vs Cell
I’m pulling all-nighters ‘cause you keep forcing me to
Bonus-style editing’s your plan for a reboot?
Just look at your icon, I snapped and you’re reduced 
I’d spit heat to burn you out but it seems I don’t need to

Rayyan vs. Jofinity

*improvised introduction*

Serena I commend you for gathering these nerds
But damn you still ain’t even ill with your words
So stick to Audition, staying in your own zone
Mixing with presets that aren’t even your own
7 years in this community and i been through a lot
Violet’s Viciously Violent when she fires a shot
At rap battle kids acting like they're all cool
I’ve been battling before y’all entered middle school!
Rayyan on the beat you gotta stay on cause I heard that Corrin
Shit was so boring that it got my ass snoring
DRB? I’m a boomer so I’m a stick in the mud
But I’d rather blast the homie Dragonsblood
Now Eric your writing is pretty fire my good sir
But prior to this year I had no idea who the fuck you were
Sure my upload schedule’s pretty wack I’ll admit
But I’d take one Mob v Tetsuo than your shit
Psytube out here lecturing people on how to rhyme
Shut the fuck up dude, shouldn’t you be at tea time?

Violet FRB Royale Verse

HEY ALL GAMER HERE
Original by Scott the Woz
Karaoke by Garrett Williamson
Mixed by GlitchDude
Cover art by Zagranis






"You cause me incomprehensible misery Mr. Gamer"
- Serena's reaction to me asking them to make me this cover art

JustGamer Closing In Cover

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Oofie:
JustGamer, think you’re so tough, Gamer
Selling bathwater to please your lust, Gamer
Got Sam to suck Gamer, got him to trust Gamer
Then you got your whole crew to do your stuff, Gamer
Fired me for being bad, but you couldn’t edit either
Voiced the Zodiac Killer, but you just can’t work with cyphers
So you worked with EpicLLOYD, but listen closely, man
It’s only cause you kissed ass on Patreon, might have to bring it to OnlyFans
JG, well how would J see
When he knows Oofie will leave him slayed, beat
I’ve seen better qualities come from Psytube 
Jealous of his success, is that why you fight, dude?

JustGamer:
They put me up against the humanized version of Roblox? Well bring it on! 
We know exactly how this match will go like you leaked it from a Patreon!
Dressed as the KKK, why is it this toddler can never act proper?
Even now your writing remains problematic, so why even bother?
You should go get your lyrics redone by Benny
The quality has only improved since you left DRB 
Maybe I should scrap this and rap against RNG
Cause next to him, you look even lower in quality
So don’t tussle with me I suggest that you make like your joke series and just stay resting
Against the guy who could never go solo, I think it’s pretty clear “Which Is The Best Thing”

Oofie:
Editing’s crashed, your crediting’s trash
The evidence is that 
You’ll be deafened with the facts
You talk about my writing, but you don’t do shit, how?
Cause when it comes to battle progress, you seem to Glitch out
Salty cause your style’s weak, don’t invoke the god
“Yo Oofie! We should battle!” Thinking that he’ll beat my whole squad
But like Serena and those other fake ass rappers 
I’ll get you solidified as a low fucking fraud...

JustGamer:
Oh that was your verse? I’ve always knew you write by going “man puns are fun” 
And getting meme’d by Dustin is the only time that you’re taking number one
Also where’s your invite to the big royale? I’m newer to the community but even that
Didn’t stop the fact I’m always gonna be more talented than this trashy hack

Oofie:
Wow, you talk Dustin but I’ve already seen you hanging in his basement
Then brag it to all your friends, acting like that’s some based shit
And your stupid Scott the Woz voice, why don’t you botch that thought
I’m getting heated right now: an awfully hot coffee pot...
Your lines hiro-hit or miss, just straight up pitiful shit
You’re just another Zagranis who thinks they’re packing hits
But this Gamer girl doesn’t have bathwater flow, those lines won’t sell
It’d be better if you quit both this battle and DRB as well

JustGamer:
Almost everyone in your crew has completely abandoned you
And it ain’t a coincidence that since then they’ve all seemed to improved
Tried to redeem an old battle but you only made it a bigger joke
“Yeah we only need one take Kyle” You were on drugs blowing all that smoke
Quitting on your own series, you’re complete trash, kid
Learn to take criticism, cause matter of the fact is
If you actually practiced, you could be well established
But the only close call here is your entry on the blacklist
So don’t step up to me, you’ll come to see, ultimately
No matter what aspect, you’ll always get your ass rekt by the JG MC

Oofie vs. JustGamer

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

More like Anesthesia haha kill em boys

Epic organ instrumental cover the homie Jonny Music

Anastasia In The Dark Of The Night Cover

Goku: AdamDRB https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBc1tSW3UHmY2XweswaXIwA
Deku: RaccoonBroVA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ
Mixed and Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Lyrics:

Goku:

Hey, it’s me Goku! Here to put down this scrub
Whose rapping’s more annoying than his voice in the dub
Won’t need to go God, base form will be enough
When this kid breaks all his bones just trying to look tough

Like when you go all out, these wraps, you can’t bare
Spitting hot like a son, call it a solar flare
Used to be quirkless a loser, you could never compare
‘Til All-Might came and said, “Here, swallow some hair”

Deku:

Sorry sir, I don’t mean to interrupt while you train,
Just thought you should, y’know, raise your son for a change
Or if that’s too much to ask, maybe stop blowing up planets
Erasing your quirkiness, even Aizawa couldn’t manage

Stop monkeyin’ around, riskin’ so many people
I’ve seen some nasty villains, you’re by far the most evil
You had no chance in this battle, guess I shouldn’t be surprised,
Since you lose most your fights, and half the time you just die

Goku:

Don’t know why we’re battlin’, I’m the dad of Shonen Jump
But I guess you wouldn’t know about dads now would ya?
Nighteye interest you in a KAMEHAMEHA?
Blast a hole in your chest, the future where you belong

Deku:

Talkin’ ‘bout dads? Well, you’re not clean yourself
Father of the year: sicing little Gohan on Cell
Leave a Super Saiyan Blue with One For All in this brawl
Wasn’t hard to beat you, dead half your series after all

Goku Vs Deku. Mini-Star Rap Battle Omega!

Run:
You can’t duck, you’re outta luck; here’s a Flash from the past
Runnin’ and jumpin’ through obstacles with my wacky colorful cast
And you’re a colorless hack, for years your game went unknown
While Cool Math’s been rockin’ schools since ‘97 B.C.— Before Chrome
Sure in recent years my games have been more unstable
But kids have to turn off their own WiFi for your game to be enabled
50 levels to explore and with my sequels there are more
Dropping bars like asteroids, I guess it’s a game over!

Chrome Dinosaur:
Wacky and colorful? Well tell me, what are you seeing?
Dude a cactus in the ass is a lesser pain than you’re being
You say 50 different levels? Oh, please, don’t make me sigh
I run endless levels in a desert, yet your game is more dry!
Your third game wasn’t different, opportunity’s were just wasted
Instead of expanding on Run 2, you copied 1 and pasted
Although I may be an offline game, I think I’m still the best
Compared to this sad loner alien who’s been left a glitchy mess!

Cast/Crew:
DonivideR as Run
SPM1000 as Chrome Dinosaur
Mixed by SPM1000
Written by DonivideR
Art by DonivideR
Beat by Kustom

Sorry for being so short. This was originally going to be a bonus/Mini Melee, but decided to make it a Crazy Diss War... but shorter

Run vs. Chrome Dinosaur - Crazy Diss Wars of the Universe

Jofinity as Perry the Platypus
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Ferb (cameo)
Mxied by Special Inuisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA
Thumbnail by Jofinity

We are finally back with another original rap. Took me a few months, but here it is, hope you enjoy this rap about secret agent Perry the Platypus "Agent P"

Lyrics:

Agent P!
Teal platypus! Doesn’t have to make sense
Agent P!
Despite being mammal they still lay eggs
Agent P!
Fight undercover, always best of the best
Agent P!
Only makes one sound but his fists tell the rest

“Hey where’s Perry?” Oh I’m not sure
Maybe down a secret passage under your floor
I fight for the law, got flippers, no paws
See me on the channel, no flippin’ no pause

Jump right into the action, prime, no toppin’
Drip that I’m packin’, more than semi aquatic
Fight? I am on it, Doof I am stoppin’
Build an Inator to keep me from rockin’

Hat on my noggin and I use it as disguise
Still never spottin’, best non talkin’ spy
Serve you on a plate like it was a platter pie
For pharmacists, I got pain prescribed

Still save his life, ‘cause it’s in my code
See me pass by, other agents like “woah”
Still same cycle: still lame fight, go
That ain’t right, no, maybe fight evil

And you might evolve, maybe stay at O.W.C.A
‘Cause if not, make ya say “ow”, ‘cause
I’m a platypus who’s rappin’ and I got it on lock
Act in a contraption, still make it on the clock

All you do backwards, like the Second Dimension
Never die; cyborg, did I forget to mention
Always look fly every second I’m spendin’
If I do nothin’, explain these bars I’m inventin’

Agent P!
Teal platypus! Doesn’t have to make sense
Agent P!
Despite being mammal they still lay eggs
Agent P!
Fight undercover, always best of the best
Agent P!
Only makes one sound but his fists tell the rest

Agent P!
Teal platypus! Doesn’t have to make sense
Agent P!
Despite being mammal they still lay eggs
Agent P!
Fight undercover, always best of the best
Agent P!
Only makes one sound but his fists tell the rest