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My Favourite Rap Battles

Best Rap Battles (Will be put in order)

CAST:
Dwight Schrute - Eric The Audible
Jimmy Neutron - @snakebite126
Mixed By: Jacob G.
Prod. by KingEF

LYRICS

Dwight:
This is Dwight Schrute, I’ll interrupt before you’ve done your spittin’
Serving you so good this scuffle will be dun...der mifflin
If you are not satisfied, I’ll continue attacking ya 
With bears, beats, and battle bars to rap at ya

Making it Rainn, that paper ream
Peep it on Peacock, they pay per stream
Your Planet Sheen cemented you as a fad 
A sitting wooden duck who couldn’t spend time with his dad

What an abomination. Your eyes and eyebrow placement
That’s the objective face of god awful animation
I’ve beaten machines, I’ll crush any electronic toy
So follow the procedure and runaway, rocketboy

Jimmy:
You’ve hit a new low - Leaping Leptons!
But like I’m in the warehouse peeping you’ll get caught
Even in your show you’re the butt of every Jim joke
So stroll me through the logic behind battling ‘gainst Jimbo


The win you own is sharing homes with Angela
Were manager, then the script scranton strangled ya
I find it funny you’re the one mocking my rockets
Cause no crash could be more awful than your office when Mike dropped it

So you’re amish but psychotic? At this point no one knows
This suck up turned sociopath to work plots for his show
But you weren’t working alone, that's why I shall propose
Maybe your farming roots put the Mose before hoes

Dwight:
False! But nice try using your five head’s entire mind
My rhyming's styled after Ryan - fire guy
Like Carl with your mom I can sense your thirst
Your third grade crush is bound to leave your bubble burst

Jimmy:
Your decline was worse, try to bare in mind this lesson
Keeping your work can’t stop a hairline recession
And after that show ended you dropped off like half your cast
Left you out to the dogs, so Goddard we gotta blast!

Central Rap Battles: Jimmy Neutron vs. Dwight Schrute

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Hi it's our 2 year anniversary wooooo. lyrics will be posted after video drops. 
King Mewtwo as Alan Moore (audio)
AlaskanSam as Charles Dickens (audio)
AdamSandlerDRB as Alan Moore (video)
Cri as Charles Dickens (video)

Alan Moore vs. Charles Dickens - Discord Rap Battles (Early Audio)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - The Nutcracker Vs. The Gingerbread Man Rap Battle Ft. Snakebite126

DOWNLOAD SONG ▶ http://bit.ly/BendyBirthday

Happy Birthday Bendy (feat. Swiblet & DAGames)

A battle of the minds, Tetsuo Shima vs Mob.

ANIME RAP BATTLES: TETSUO VS MOB

Tetsuo: Freshy Kanal

Mob: SkeepTieel

Written by: MetalFire and Dusk

Mixed by: SkeepTieel

Tetsuo:
THIS IS MY OPPONENT?! Some Saitama look alike?!
Some squirt who can’t even reach my motorbike?! 
My flick left marks on the anime highway!
I’m loved by the greats! From Lupe to Kanye!
Jogs leave you breathless! Why try to flow?!
Stepping up to me? What are you Mob, Psycho?!
Middle school stories? Your life is lackluster!
Instead of fighting you just play Ghostbuster!
C’mon Moe Howard! Just try and attack!
And keep that con artist of a master in the back!
I’ll leave you disfigured! Wait! Oh shit!
It seems your manga already beat me to it!
I’m the strongest Psychic! Fiercer than Claw!
I rival Gods! I left the government in awe!
left Tokyo at its knees! Reduce it to hellfire!
While you can’t even impress the girl you admire!

*During the beat buildup. We hear the cell phone being answered*

Mob:
Hey master Reigen, need me for something?

Reigen:
Mob, can you come fix my windows?
Some kid screamed so loud they broke

Mob:
Uhhhhhhh, gotta go, bye master!

Mob:
You say you’re hot stuff? Able to destroy towns?
But all I see is the leader of the Clowns!
Focus on your temper rather then your kills!
Cause you’re popping both vessels and pills!
You couldn’t even tower over the Divine Tree
Your verse is your worst crash since Takashi!
Powers don’t change you, you’re still a brat
But I’ll give you the title of Tokyo's lab rat
You’re no Esper, just a disgusting mutant
This runt of the litter needs Body Improvement!
Get it through your thick head, it’s so simple
That God Complex will leave you like Dimple!
Asking for a fight, you’re an arm short man
I’m not shocked that another Shima ruined Japan
All you are is one more washed up 80s star!
But to Kaori, you took “Crush” way too far!

Tetsuo:
I WON’T LOSE TO SOME TATSUMAKI CLONE!!
You can be my Jester when I sit on top my throne!
I’m used to busting heads! You better beware!
My raps will blow you away like Teru’s hair!
You’re too naive! You don’t know who to trust!
Just try to catch up! I’ll leave you in the dust!
Grow a backbone! Then try doing what I do!
I laugh at how your master outshines you!
Don’t you dare have the moral high ground
When for Ritsu, you’re dangerous to be around
You’ll never be normal, accept that it is apparent
That you’ll forever be the burden of your parents

Mob 100%:
Wow, I’m 100% disappointed!
Like all my spoons I’ll leave you disjointed!
All you do for the gang is cause em trouble!
By being the king of a pile of rubble!
Compared to you; 3 toddlers are more deadly
It’s like I’m facing Mewtwo but more edgy
I leave laboratories in shambles when I strike! 
We all know you wanted to ride Kaneda’s “Bike”
For your best friend, you screamed and shout
But he’d rather shoot then help you out!
Call me White T-Poison! I spit lines sick!
To me, your powers are a mere magic trick!
You tried really hard, killing all those people
But Kaneda could never see you as an equal
Akira took pity, formed a new universe, tho
Who’s alone for all eternity? You are; Tetsuo

Tetsuo Vs Mob - Anime Rap Battles #4

Dr Mario Vs Wii Fit Trainer - s02 BONUS - EPIC PIXEL BATTLE

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

Red Baron : AlaskanSam
White Death : JustGamer

Lines (since the Soundcloud description can't hold it) :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17949KpDnYJlkcr3OTvrZMIk02zLFI8TFXVDGhMPPe9Y/edit

Red Baron vs White Death - Discord Rap Battles

bojack is the best cartoon of all time

Eric the Audible as Mr. Peanutbutter
Evava as Isabelle

Mancha as Mr. Resetti (CAMEO)


Mr. Peanutbutter (2 bar intro):
Woah, is that Isabelle? I wish I had’ve known!
What is this, an Animal Cross-over episode?

Mr. Peanutbutter:
They call me PB, the meaty MC from TV
Greetings! I’m pleased to meet the sweetie 3D queen, believe me!
But see here on the proceedings, they plead me to be a meanie
So I’ll weed this cheesy dweeb that’s the least of her beady species
This is Mr. Peanutbutter’s House! Your debt makes me whimper
You’re trapping children in contracts - Nook, Line and Sinker
My show displays the struggles in life - your game glorifies it
There’s nothing more than a gardening sim in your Horizons
(ohhh) So take your dream of mastering the track and bury it
‘Cuz you’re a secretary - not Secretariat
Your karaoke might have won over Twitter
But on the rung of a spitter, you’re just the runt of the litter
And with this flow i’m the Kapp’n, the bars I slung are way sicker
Than any twisted spleen or misdemeanor BoJack committed
Really, an island paradise? Your ideas have run out 
Am I your franchise? Because doggy doggy, what now?

Isabelle:
Goodness, Peanutbutter! That was quite the Town Tune
You know it’s customary for me to spit one back at you
I’m not one to drop my professional guise
But I’m takin’ after Raymond when dispensin’ a rhyme
(ayyy) This Tramp’s had too many Ladies at his spaghetti
(ayyy) With all that cheating, I oughta call up Resetti
(HEY!) This C-list actor don’t know the meaning of wealthy
Only green you’ve got is envy - Peanutbutter and Jelly

Mr. Peanutbutter:
(ugh) I really hate Shih Tzus - with all their passive behaviour
You best not make excuses for all your absences, failures 
You really ain’t who you would want your Town to call neighbor 
With your vacation juice and getting Smashed with the mayor
I’d say Izzy ain’t as innocent as she seems  
You’re the second kind of bell that I cannot stand in the least
*ding!* That’s all the time we’ve got - and while I wish you well 
Know that you’ll always be second to Carolyn - Silver Belles

Isabelle:
You get your flow from watering canned laughter
Tryna become a stand-up guy coddling panned actors
Your treatment of your friend Horseman is a hard sell
I wouldn’t be shocked if BoJack was behind your bars as well
And this is like your new design - no cap 
I find it ironic the Birthday Dad can’t rap
Can’t start a family either because no matter what you do
In the end, the only child in your household is you!
You’re a fad, dog - can’t get a laugh without lots of spunk
Bet this Sad Dog learned his Reactions from Dr. Shrunk
Your acting career living past Philbert is a damn crime
Your pilots get as much airtime as Dodo Airlines
Your paw print on Hollywoo’s honour ought to be on the Fritz
‘Cuz all in all, you’re honestly more toxic than chocolate is
I’m named after my hair - it’s the same for this mutt, too
They call you Peanutbutter cuz you’re nuts and I crushed you!

Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Beat prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Beginning to Feel like a Rockstar (4th of July Special)

Mr. Peanutbutter vs Isabelle - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

VIDEO RELEASE OCTOBER 31st 3PM EST

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette
Eddiefrb as Phone Guy (cameo)

Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Grill ya like Afton so that this kid cannot spring her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milks you so hard, call you Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And then suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -

Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
What’s a little tacky gross out horror to the modern internet’s jumpscare king
It sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A manic that’s as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for Episode 12 like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Quit giving’ gifts to little kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other friends, Puppet, I’m wicked with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… for once I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The bars I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma left scars more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Were poor in the past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is all that loves ya
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You’re detached from reality and this battle was your last chance
So try to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t.


Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Salad Fingers Illustrated by CyanCoat

Salad Fingers vs Marionette - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

DOWNLOAD SONG ▶ http://bit.ly/PuppetsNeverDIe

Puppets Never Die

Political Extremists that spread fear and accuse people of being anti-revolution / communist and tell people to spy and turn in their neighbors

Maximilien Robespierre: AlaskanSam
Joseph McCarthy: Alex The Beast / J. Morris the Review Guy 

Maximilien Robespierre Verse 1:
Oh look, it’s Joe McCarthy, he’s Wisconsins’ favorite son
Isn’t he the one who fear locked all your favorite actors up?
Welcome to the crucible, this rap will get quite gory
I’ll crush you with the presses like your name was Giles Corey
The Russians started acting up, so “GO, JOE, GO!”
But after several bad arrests, it’s “JOE, MUST, GO!”
The only flow you know is bullshit in your blood, Ah, C’est la vie!
You paid the price to keep reds oppressed, I fought to keep the people free!
Face it, there will never be another revolutionary toppling the monarchy quite like me
Call me Lafayette, I'm killing it, Assembly fit? I'm head of it, and a free Frenchman who can own the beat!
Face defeat, retreat from your crackpot conspiracies
I abolish all prerogatives, you want a real great terror, start fearing me 

Joseph McCarthy Verse 1:
If I can face the nation, I'll discharge a monarchy mockery
You were against slavery but I'll own you like a principle of property 
You can't confuse this hearing, I'm spitting heat explicitly
The buzz you bring with the guillotine proves that you're a lynching bee
Your preferred "discipline" has left justice adulterant
And what the hell do you see wrong with a ruling Triumvirate?
You fought to keep the people “free”, I fought to keep them safe
Keeping looney goons like you barred, behind a set of iron gates!
Who knew the communist frogs were homosexuals as well?
But a frenchie like you should be quite comfortable in the same cell
Your name is a mouthful, yes, but try to bite the bullet
Before this verbal execution, here’s a gun, you should pull it.

Maximilien Robespierre Verse 2:
You tell me "take a shot", but don't you always do the same?
I'll burn this twit and his hit list with my democratic flame!
This Pepsi-Cola kid gets popped, the sell-out’s getting slain
So keep a lid on it, you shit, or you'll remain another senate stain
Cause you tried to con the Dems again, but it seems they left you condemned again
Better check on your friend Lester before we talk about shots to the head again!
I eliminate my adversaries, nothing can stop me in my tracks
I send Fury down France's roads, some may call me Mad Max
I bring a reign of terror when I rap, outclass crap statesmen lightning fast.
It seems the tale of “Gunner Joe” can't even cover his fat ass!
I'm a Jacobin of All Trades if you want a revolution 
Spittin’ out harsh rhymes in harsher times, with the harshest executions

Joseph McCarthy Verse 2:
Your “flame” was snuffed out when you had left your offices
The result of your populace: complete and total lawlessness.
Your country reps the white flag, got slapped by the blue and red
the only applause you'd get from them is when you shut your jaw, left dead 
Due respect, I'm impressed, by your initial success,
But creating your own rivals? You're paranoid and obsessed
A Minister’s diss is cold as a Hale Storm, best check your worth
Keep the State of your Head secure, or GET OFF OF MY TURF.
You can’t manage the Death Penalty? Let a campaign man give a hand
You seem to be severely lacking in the term "Reprimand."
You're the villain of your story, and your fate has just been sealed
So why don't you just sit your ass back down in that cell in the Bastille?



ethan = bad

Joseph McCarthy vs Maximilien Robespierre (New Version) - Discord Rap Battles

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

Releasing exactly one week early, due to the imminent release of my 2020 Album "The Obsidian Collection". Be sure to stream on your music platform of choice.

Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

Jack Skellington vs Sans - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: Chapter 1 Finale)

I See A Dreamer

A synthwave remix I did of Nathan Evans sea shanty's cover of "Wellerman"! Hope you all enjoy it <3

Wellerman - Sea Shanty (SYNTHWAVE REMIX)

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

Joseph McCarthy vs Maximilien Robespierre (New Version) - Discord Rap Battles

DISCORD RAP BATTLES