Writers:
Adam Sandler 2
HHH3
littleflecks
Sculpture 
YourLeastFavoriteEthan

littleflecks as Pewdiepie
AlaskanSam as Pied Piper

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 

Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Taco
Thumbnail by Rabi

Pied Piper Verse 1
It's time to face the music, Felix, you’re poor and helpless
I’ll offer a service, in return, your problems will be dealt with

YouTube’s king may regain his reign, since his fame plateaued
On the condition, you take this beating that you’re owed

Resting on green, shouting-out towards screeching masses,
You’ll be silenced as I sweep pests and take your child audience captive

With horror dead in the water, it’s no surprise you’re taking a dive
Throw the bait, and the truth clicks, like your viewer-ship, capsized 

I’m giving deep cuts, like Disney slicing ties
Watch you drown in my flow, someone give a Sub to Pewdiepie

But it’s water under a bridge you’d probably fail on again 
I’d give you a word, but the one you’d choose starts with an N


PewDiePie Verse 1
How's it I’m going against this, bros? I smell a rat.
Felix the Cat will change a one man’s band tune fast

I got diss track experience, try if you wanna
keep layering the crap like Bitch Lasagna

Pipe down, know the reason I won’t Lose is that
Your verse was a BARREL, but not full of Laughs

This visit’s the only way I’ll be Paying the Piper 
I wouldn’t even hire him on Fiverr

Eyy, it's a celebration with all that cash raked in! (Eyyy!)
I’ll pie this piper when I smash his face in

Your true colors are the shadiest man known
Leading to silver, you’re less moving than Stephano! 

Pied Piper Verse 2
I see, there was no need to strike you blind, deaf or dumb
When you follow my lead, you’re 3 children rapped in one

When I kill your smile, it’s cause I’m the Brothers Grimm Reaper
When you kill the smiles, it’s cause you’re a shit memer

I’ve went toe to toe with plagues, yet it still it sickens me so
When I hop on the trending page, and see your viral videos

But, yes, it’s fitting, a trend, that’s all you seem to be
I’m the OG-fueling the bars, you’ve been forgotten by Last Week


PewDiePie Verse 2
I gotta say, you want to play me, there's a couple notes you missed
We get it, you like kids, but can you do a diss?

Why the frick do you kill sheep at night
When I say you blow I don’t mean your pipe 

Your job's to be a blowhard, but peek at mine
You pick up kids at a park, I have an army online

How much I’ve murdered you has been graphic by design
Well... it’s my passion, brofist, byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Pewdiepie vs The Pied Piper of Hamelin - Discount Rap Battles

Wave 1 goes to a close with a battle that's been in production for quite some time. Very happy with its release though

Video release most likely on Jun. 29th. There will still be something Jun. 5th!!

Joe/Jenni No Mercy as Saitama
MetalFireVA as All Might

Beat Produced by: Rob Kelly and Emily Lin
Written by: Dani Frias, Jason Carreon, and Rabi
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine, Kamren and Dargon
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Kamren

Lyrics:

Saitama:
I’m forced to battle a teacher who’s known for losing to beginners?
Wait ‘til the public hears I’ve whooped your ass then went on with my dinner
Should be used to being brand friendly; while I smack heavy, you're a fad ready
to laugh plenty and pack pennies, all for a sham? Test me
You’re scared of some hand man, so why fight when I can just kill you with one of them
Your fans are demandin’ that when it comes to villains, I’ll go in to punish ‘em
A hero for fun can’t believe this, a case is the thing you’re succeedin’
When you’re creepin’ by little boys just like an even worse Garou and saying to “eat this”
Didn’t think this steroid freak would end up on the menu
Getting really scared over a bigger old fart than you
Bruh, it took you an episode to exceed my powers
Only for you to wind up at the hospital with little flowers
and let’s talk about how Donald Trump was yelling cities then
You look like your phrase is “Plus Ultra: Make U.A Great Again!”, damn

All Might:
Young Saitama, think I’ve made this fight clear 
A balanced breakfast won’t be saving you now, ‘cause I’m here
But if you gave more than wind I’d say that you’re something fairly new
then you took a bite from blades, okay you dull Mary Sue
I best start hearing better words from him
The people praise me, 
While you’re paranoid Speed of Sound Sonic says “I never heard of him”
This fan toy’s just too bland, boy, Midoriya wins his battles
but once Genos leaves his door, his gears are already in a hassle
But I’m All Might, kid, I got more flow than the Deep Sea King
While you got decent power with no happiness to be seeking

Saitama:
Ok.
Woah, Mr. Incredible’s packing bars, shit
Prisoner has got better of them, I’ll disregard it
Respiratory organs gone? Knew you’d choke when that music had
But the icon soars to the top when his place gets taken by abusive dads?
Stupid and sad, one third of what you once were All Might
Can’t have shit in Detroit Smash but with half of one, I crawl fine
So here’s my Symboled Peace of mind, have it for the media
Your retired ass should go back to charades, My Boomer Academia

All Might:
Did bargain day have those rhymes? This Mr. Clean’s quite gutsy
If you cut me, you still won’t grow hair, I like ya’ cut g
I’m here to end the inconsistent show I’ve gotta flow to
This overpowered mess now powerless would still get his ass beat by Goku
Don’t you know dude, I beat try-hards like you back in my prime
I’d take another vacation and still go stop your crimes
Win is mine, while the cheap laugh Mob Psycho can hide in shame
You can go have a banana for pushing my buttons in here when you suck at fighting games
A cookie cutter star or, got no one to drop bars for
Training some robot armed bore, but Krillin here's just cardboard
Goes to show you’re not hardcore, I’ll be leaving this match, see
I’d take you to my school too but you’d be below Class C

Saitama vs. All Might - #10

LYRICS

Harry Warden:
Spent a long time in these mines, I can clean out your local river
Of the 80’s movie-flopping, frame-dropping, bloated killer
Voorhees? What does a swampy zombie got for me
When he’s roasted on the beat and left under broken quarries?!

Jason Voorhees:
Roasting me? Please, I’ve survived that twice already
It’ll be easy leaving your worthless life as dead meat with my machete!
Murdered many minors, a miner wouldn’t be far off
So which one of your personalities will I leave a mark on?
Slander slashers with your slapstick like it’s what you’ll premiere on?
But looking at the winners circle- Harry's not here Tom.
Erupting methane levels as if you’re trying to rock me
Take my mask, I know Canadian’s love their hockey
Think I’m sloppy? A Halloween copy’s what they offer me?
Like sticks and stones, I’ll smash Harry’s brittle bones like they’re Potter-y

Harry Warden:
Gave me a mediocre performance, like your talents, right?
I think someone’s just mad that they never got a Valentine!
The raps you spit are more deformed than your face, Jason
Your whole series should’ve been left on that space station!
Samara Morgan’s brother acting like he’ll murder me
But one shot of water and mommy’s all that he’s murmuring!

Jason Voorhees:
Talk like you’re from the Killer Crapper, ‘cause you’re complete shit
Take your words and make like your mining friends; eat it!
I’ve turned mortals to Ash bud, you’re like my day; bad luck
And I’m dropping the Axel, 'cause your trash films don’t stand up!

Harry Warden:
You’ve dug your own grave with your sequels, the truth is;
Gratuitous nudity’s all that let your reboot live.
Since Jason went to hell, his fans had their hearts carved out
So it seems I’ll get the last laugh. Go ahead and eat your heart out!

CREDITS

Light as Jason Voorhees
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
DeegleNV as Harry Warden
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv

Beat by Hala-X
Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
Mixed by Rabi and Light
Thumbnail by JordanSnowish
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy

Jason Voorhees vs. Harry Warden - Rap Battle

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

since I wanted to go ahead and have this out and also due to a lot of good slots being taken for the schedule I figured I'd drop this as a little surprise. happy early halloween everyone. :) thank you to everyone who was involved in the making of this!
stay spooky!!

Casting:
Dani as El Chupacabra
Alex as the Mothman

Written & Mixed by Alex
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Lyrics:

The Mothman:
Terrorizing from Buffalo long ways to Mason
Who said the Point’s meant to be Pleasant?
Tell me, what is your defense, peasant?
This is what my Prophecy destined!
I expected shivers
I’m cackling, you look so withered
And I must admit I’m a bit disappointed my foe is an unkempt lizard
So don’t step on the hills of the Farmlands
Don’t dwell on the hills as a Farmhand
In the night sky descending upon your gardens
You’ll witness eyes glaring, wings darkened
El Diablo hackneyed backwards crackhead, I’m bored by your story so listless
I am vile and wiry, handle my business, you can’t keep your facts consistent
Or your potential whereabouts, or your powers, or your appearance
So pardon my weariness, you mangy bitch, if I fail to see you as anything even close to vicious
Agh, you’re dry as the desert you come from
I tower like where I originate from
Let’s dance in the dim lighting
So c’mere Vampire, how’s about you bite me?

El Chupacabra:
This knock-off fallen angel is a mockery yet still hell-bound
I’ll waltz into West Virginia, find the tourists, tell the crowds
How El Chupacabra spread terror across continents, so tell me how’s it
That you claim to be the fiercer entity scaring hillbillies up in the mountains?
This cryptid’s cryptic, my cipher’s dire
You’re a half-baked antique Creepypasta
Mired in tropes like you came from a first grade writer
Step off of that bridge, I’ll extract your insides
I would’ve expected you of all demons to be...a bit more fly
You’re face-to-face with a real beast
Real creatures would laugh at you
With all the museums and statues
You’re a novelty attraction, they cash grab from you
Douse you in raps like it’s goats blood
From the victims I carve up
Your time’s done
When I kick into High Gere, your hope’s fucked

The Mothman:
I’m not surprised you lack backbone, that spine’s atrocious
Proportions more broken than this morbid hoax is
All bark, no bite
Your claws can’t catch me in the skies, you’d fail
Paling in comparison
It seems your scales aren’t up to scale

El Chupacabra:
You’re looking pretty grey and desaturated
Heh, someone’s a bit miffed their relevance has faded
Makes sense, that’s what an offhand joke does 
Being from the “TNT Areas” about the only time you can say you’ve blown up!

The Mothman:
I incite fear, I’m not some half-baked Satanic ritual
Rip the canines out of this canid who’s ‘power stance’ is pitiful
I Tracked the Chupacabra; and you were hopeless from the moment I landed
I’m linked to UFOS because my flow is not from this planet

El Chupacabra:
Is crumbling part of your plan in rap? I really doubt you will last
When your own presence made your own fucking bridge collapse
My teeth alone could clip you down a level, Winged Man...
I’m hungry, hijo de puta
Seems I flipped the switch on this Moth’s lamp

El Chupacabra vs. the Mothman // Alex's Rap Battles #8 ((Halloween Special 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 ))

Video dropping Halloween!

Light as Guts
Fightmarker as Doomguy

Beat Produced by: Audio Network
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Old Thumbnail by: SonicSmash
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Guts:
This ain’t the hell you’re used to, so I suggest you back off
The Black Swordsman is up against Master Chief only half off
I’m those spider demons you fight and you’re just a simple house bug
So tell me who stomps in this match if your NASA shit pulls the plug
You like easter eggs? Well go have a crack at this
I’ll John Romero this when I get a-head with all your hits
So step to me if you dare, just know it’ll be your last trip
Since my sword will hit the same lips that you’ll use to kiss my ass with

Doomguy: 
East verse west, Guts meets the best
It’s a gunfight, yet you bring swords to compete against
Soundtrack from Mick Gordon with songs that he made from his lip
up fighting worse english than Chinese bootlegs? This’ll be a trip
So let’s get the party going, I won’t leave this battle floored
Griffith fucked your girl first since your dick ain’t big as your sword
Followed by your 2016 show that shouldn't have left the station
I’d say to walk away if I didn’t have to see that animation
Rip and tear through tactics, Guts’ guts will sure be bleeding, 
The ugliest one-eyed motherfucker since the Cacodemon
and it seems you lack cohesion with a new swordsman to switch to
So don’t call yourself the goat, kid, I’ve history killing him too
 
Guts:
My back hurts, but I don’t think I got it from those lines
It’s from carrying my team while yours keeps dying all the time
and keep my name out your mouth like you think you’re some kind of bruiser
Named Doomguy, marine, and slayer, but I’ll truly call you loser
You’re on Falcon’s territory, I’m so fly when I go diss you
Fight with no breaks while you fight Snake over a little shih tzu
You don’t know jack about me, take your vengeance somewhere else and fade
Too bad you’re stuck in hell with none to say you fell down to my blade

Doomguy:
Aww, don’t cry now. Your fans might make that meme again, dude
Sword Art Online took your name and now you’re mad I’ll take your shit too
I’m glad you took your research but let’s note down something well
Between us, who’s the one that actually surpassed through hell?

Guts vs. Doomguy - #6

Political Extremists that spread fear and accuse people of being anti-revolution / communist and tell people to spy and turn in their neighbors

Maximilien Robespierre: AlaskanSam
Joseph McCarthy: Alex The Beast / J. Morris the Review Guy 

Maximilien Robespierre Verse 1:
Oh look, it’s Joe McCarthy, he’s Wisconsins’ favorite son
Isn’t he the one who fear locked all your favorite actors up?
Welcome to the crucible, this rap will get quite gory
I’ll crush you with the presses like your name was Giles Corey
The Russians started acting up, so “GO, JOE, GO!”
But after several bad arrests, it’s “JOE, MUST, GO!”
The only flow you know is bullshit in your blood, Ah, C’est la vie!
You paid the price to keep reds oppressed, I fought to keep the people free!
Face it, there will never be another revolutionary toppling the monarchy quite like me
Call me Lafayette, I'm killing it, Assembly fit? I'm head of it, and a free Frenchman who can own the beat!
Face defeat, retreat from your crackpot conspiracies
I abolish all prerogatives, you want a real great terror, start fearing me 

Joseph McCarthy Verse 1:
If I can face the nation, I'll discharge a monarchy mockery
You were against slavery but I'll own you like a principle of property 
You can't confuse this hearing, I'm spitting heat explicitly
The buzz you bring with the guillotine proves that you're a lynching bee
Your preferred "discipline" has left justice adulterant
And what the hell do you see wrong with a ruling Triumvirate?
You fought to keep the people “free”, I fought to keep them safe
Keeping looney goons like you barred, behind a set of iron gates!
Who knew the communist frogs were homosexuals as well?
But a frenchie like you should be quite comfortable in the same cell
Your name is a mouthful, yes, but try to bite the bullet
Before this verbal execution, here’s a gun, you should pull it.

Maximilien Robespierre Verse 2:
You tell me "take a shot", but don't you always do the same?
I'll burn this twit and his hit list with my democratic flame!
This Pepsi-Cola kid gets popped, the sell-out’s getting slain
So keep a lid on it, you shit, or you'll remain another senate stain
Cause you tried to con the Dems again, but it seems they left you condemned again
Better check on your friend Lester before we talk about shots to the head again!
I eliminate my adversaries, nothing can stop me in my tracks
I send Fury down France's roads, some may call me Mad Max
I bring a reign of terror when I rap, outclass crap statesmen lightning fast.
It seems the tale of “Gunner Joe” can't even cover his fat ass!
I'm a Jacobin of All Trades if you want a revolution 
Spittin’ out harsh rhymes in harsher times, with the harshest executions

Joseph McCarthy Verse 2:
Your “flame” was snuffed out when you had left your offices
The result of your populace: complete and total lawlessness.
Your country reps the white flag, got slapped by the blue and red
the only applause you'd get from them is when you shut your jaw, left dead 
Due respect, I'm impressed, by your initial success,
But creating your own rivals? You're paranoid and obsessed
A Minister’s diss is cold as a Hale Storm, best check your worth
Keep the State of your Head secure, or GET OFF OF MY TURF.
You can’t manage the Death Penalty? Let a campaign man give a hand
You seem to be severely lacking in the term "Reprimand."
You're the villain of your story, and your fate has just been sealed
So why don't you just sit your ass back down in that cell in the Bastille?



ethan = bad

Joseph McCarthy vs Maximilien Robespierre (New Version) - Discord Rap Battles

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Light as Roronoa Zoro
Malina Rose as Erza Scarlet

Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Written by: Dani Frias and Dargon
Additional Writing Help by: Henry, Oookm, and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: ColeDaCole

Lyrics:

Zoro:
I feel that I gotta inform those, if you mess with Roronoa, you get torn slow
and Miss Erza Scarlet right here looks like she could just be another dojo 
It's Zoro, me and the Straw Hats finna pull up at your home, so drop the tension
I won't lose to a girl who tries to carry her team by the power of...friendship?
I save trains, so you know I'm running a track,
While you're training now so you can run and attack
I'm better off goin' on without parents than ending up related to a parasite so wack 
Can't destroy the beat without destroying your town
You're lucky that you have me since I'm doing it now
Changing your armor but still look like a clown
While I just need a durag so shit can go down 
So let’s make it clear that I'm Zoro, Miss, leaving my mark like El Zorro, Miss
Should've made your ugly ass the many monsters that you were you able to go solo with
But if you want a match,
Let our swords clash, 
One shank to the chest and your breath's traveled
and in case you still wanna think you'll leave alive, you can check the Death Battle

Erza:
I won't allow getting an inch near me, call me Sanji, I'm gonna cook this man
This vice captain got nice cappin', though, get back on your ship and fix a plan
Got so lost, you showed up on Fairy Tail, I'm just keeping it real between us
I'm firing shots like a Jupiter Cannon, can't be that godly when strung up like Jesus
Don't think you're slashing blades against an S Class to your Worst Generation
I feel pity so you could take my Requip and go turn into not a disgrace and
Get out my sight, please, it's obvious that you'll fall when you fight me, I'd say to bite me
But with that weapon in your mouth it seems that your teeth are the only thing mighty
Got 1, 2, 3 swords but be warned, 'cause you still can't get through me
Don't matter, though.
You'd be too busy using the forth one in your pants to go swordfight Luffy
Like your manga name, you'll take the L, Zolo. But I know you would otherwise
'Cause I'm no girl you can par with, 
I put the scar in Scarlet; 
Best keep a lookout for your other eye

Zoro:
I'm a pirate hunter, while your crew can't pass the sea nor step to me without a beach episode
I won't look out for what you swing at me 
I should be written out of here too like the arcs I'm not in 'cause I'm best in flow
Took Luffy's pain, it didn't hurt as bad as hearing you, it's apparent
Rockin' a wedding dress but we both know you and Jellal still fucked before marriage 
It's best you stop and put those eye jokes to rest, pretty sure yours is faker than your breasts
Straight out the Marines 
So you don't want a war against someone who could leave one giant mess
Must be a slave again 'cause you're not making any cents. 
At least when you were, you weren't asking for this
So I'll help you thinkin 'bout your own funeral again 
‘cause the only dub you'll take is the Miss Fairy Tail Contest

Erza:
Rapping is one of your weaknesses, go kneel down to me and pay respects
Giving you the boot when I'm kicking your nuts 'til your voice ends up higher than Pica's is
I wouldn't say you’re a genius,
It's pathetic that you'll make like Natsu after you've been checked
Give it a rest, I could call you Kuina once you take some steps
Sit down and best watch your language, ay
Slice you like a Jersey Mike's sandwich, ay
Me and my guild won't fall down and give up the crown 
to someone who's been playing outlandish games
But I guess this is where you fail, as it seems that it's too late give me at least some peace
Ironic, I'll have you die to my sword and then you'll be anything but One Piece

Zoro vs. Erza - #7

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Audrey II - Adam Sandler 2
Sweeney Todd - TheAngryMidget

Beat produced by Dansonn

Audrey II Verse 1
Ha ha! It's the meanest past Venus on a Fly, Trap beat.
‘Gainst a flea bitten dink that’ll beat feet back to Fleet Street.

Suuuure you gotta hot streak- your hair is where it’s at
And you’re so damn poor, guess Penny Dreadfuls pretty apt

Real bloods gonna spill, I’m more sharp than you, Ben
I'm the cutting edge effect but sure as hell aint your friend

Depp and Carter cucking Tim? I shouldn’t expect less
You’re a Barker, no bite, but my rhymes? Must be freeesh...

You can find me worldwide, stoppin’ chumps from pipin’ up
You don’t color me impressed, bud, you should lighten’ up

Here’s the deal, I don’t think your appetizer brat would be enough
So spit somethin’ “bloody” awful, and then get me some LUUUUNCH


Sweeney Todd Verse 1
For the first time, tonight, in close shaves I’m not topped
I'll Show you who’s cutthroat, a Little problem off the Shop

I’ll put the petal to the metal, as I’ve done oh so often
With that, it’s down the hatch, we’ll be serving vegan options

I would dissect your psyche, but what am I to say
About how you play one trait, and are as shallow as the grave

Don’t talk while chewed out, your operators can surely shut it
You can move, you can talk, but you’re just an upper class Muppet

Spewing the Worst Lies in London, that’s from the Demon's lips
I cut scum with sharp wit, you sit and trick desperate kids.

I'd watch your shit cartoon if I wanted a ghastly rap spit at me
And when I say your tracks nasty, I do mean literally


Audrey II Verse 2
You slash better? (uh huh huh huh) Now that’s a gas, isn’t it?
Unless by that, you mean that whole “givin'-ex-axe” incident.

I’m the puppet? But shit, you fell for Lovett playing dumb
Tough tiddy, push my buttons, you're stayin’ under my thumb

Sharp wit? Come on, Johnny Depp doesn’t make the cut 
What kinda musical has a lead that’s never even sung once?

See, you speak to empty seats, who wouldn’t leave, it’s obvious
And it’s not just cuz the Theater-Eater Audrey is your audience

I’m the judge here, son, so you better plead for your life
Or meet a String of Pearly whites, like Turpin and your wife

Show's over, Eddy Scissors, the curtains called, you’re done
I killed the mic, bloodlines is right, but you don't even have one (Ha ha ha ha)



Sweeney Todd Verse 2
Aye, you must be jealous, with no practice, I can sing
So bite me, what you’re writing reeks like piss with ink

To make this curmudgeon up and leave like a 5th of his budget
Who thinks he’s above shit, but is just a plant in a bucket

I'll slit the skid row gutter muck to show him where his glutton stops
like lambs to the slaughter, I'm gonna be cuttin up mutton chops

There’s a hole in my heart, like a hole in your plot
Who’d try to take over a world that’s filled with shit from the start

You couldn’t carry my Burton, but you’ll be carried in a trash bin
Your reboot will prove every franchise is Ashmen to Ashes

Alas, in the Broadest way, here's an ending to remain
At last, my harm is complete, and we’re both down the drain

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