Rust & Bones is a new TV show produced by the well acclaimed producer Steven Glockenspielberg. The cast uses a bunch of totally unknown and desperate actors that accepted their roles for few million dollars only. The story is somehow based on the table game “Clue”.

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Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series

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Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series
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Rust & Bones is a new TV show produced by the well acclaimed producer Steven Glockenspielberg. The cast uses a bunch of totally unknown and desperate actors that accepted their roles for few million dollars only. The story is somehow based on the table game “Clue”.

Rust & Bones – The plot

Godfroy Boneman made his fortune in the Xth century after buying his first relic for display in his village chapel. The foreskin of baby Jesus, which gave rise to the congregation of worshipers of the holy foreskin, brought him so much money that he decided to go on a crusade to find many other relics with equally lucrative potential. No opportunity escaped him. Whether it was holy bones or holy artefacts, he traveled across Europe and the Orient in search of relics that could be rented or resold to churches or bishoprics. He had managed to recover so many pieces of the cross of Jesus and holy shrouds that it would have been possible to build a three-masted sailboat with the sails using all these relics. He was particularly proud to have found the still bloody rock that David had used to slay Goliath. The fish Jesus had accidently stepped on while crossing Lake Tiberias had been particularly difficult to certify, and the adventure had left Godfroy Boneman with a bitter taste. Moreover, the three drops of the milk of the Virgin Mary contained in a blown glass vial had posed a great problem of conservation and had evaporated after a few years. Nonetheless, before his death, Godfroy Boneman had still managed to accumulate 69 Holy Grails in his vaults, all certified by the greatest bishops of the time as being authentic. Upon the death of Godfroy Boneman, the descendants of the Boneman family understood the magnitude of the business opportunity and joined forces with a Saxon banker from Leipzig to create "Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc.". Over time, the Boneman and the Sacks family managed the lucrative market of relics in Europe and the rest of Christendom to generate billions of dollars from the supposed virtues of these relics. All the relics that are in deposit or awaiting rental by bishoprics are stored in a 13-storey crypt under the small chapel which in 1033 had been the house of the worshipers of the holy foreskin. Since that time, the alleged miracles and virtues of the holy foreskin have been questioned since more than 21 samples of the holy foreskin have been found at different ages and colors of Jesus. The wealthy and only descendant of the Boneman family, Dick Boneman is considered the modern god of relics. Tonight, Dick Boneman invited friends that he did not meet for many years to a murder mystery party in his mansion but for what purpose exactly?

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

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Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series - Main Theme

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series  
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The wealthy and only descendant of the Boneman family, Dick Boneman is considered the modern god of relics. Tonight, Dick Boneman invited friends that he did not meet for many years to a murder mystery party in his mansion but for what purpose exactly?

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series - The Old Manor

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series
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Rust & Bones is a new TV show produced by the well acclaimed producer Steven Glockenspielberg. The cast uses a bunch of totally unknown and desperate actors that accepted their roles for few millions dollars only. The story is somehow based on the table game “Clue”.

Upon the death of Godfroy Boneman, the descendants of the Boneman family understood the magnitude of the business opportunity and joined forces with a Saxon banker from Leipzig to create "Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc.". Over time, the Boneman and the Sacks family managed the lucrative market of relics in Europe and the rest of Christendom to generate billions of dollars from the supposed virtues of these relics. All the relics that are in deposit or awaiting rent by bishoprics are stored in a 13-storey crypt under the small chapel which in 1033 had been the house of the worshipers of the holy foreskin. Since that time, the alleged miracles and virtues of the holy foreskin have been questioned since 21 samples of the holy foreskin have been found at different ages and colors of Jesus.

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – The Chapel

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series 
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Dick Boneman murder mystery party started with the presentation of the rules of the game and out of nowhere the presentation of the most complete collection of Holy Nails. More than 30 crucifixion nails in different state of corrosion and made from different metals were presented even though it is well known that only 3 nails were used to nail Jesus on the Holy Cross (Triclavianism or the holy trinity nails). Some were still solid, most were bent and some were so rusted that the smallest sneeze would blow off the dust out of the reliquary. However, they all had holy blood on them, which increases greatly the value of those nails. When DNA was first identified in the late 1860s by Swiss chemist Friedrich Miescher, pope Pius IX requested that the upper management of Boneman & Sacks sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) to ensure that no DNA test would be made on those nails as well as any holy relics managed by Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. 

Then during the diner, Dick Boneman initiated the scandal by saying that the relic business model his family started a thousand years earlier was a total fraud. He announced that after the diner a report would be automatically sent to all the Medias in the world stating that DNA analysis proves that more than 95% of the relics in the world his family has been managing for the Christendom are not authentic or pure fabrication. Such an announcement would obviously have a catastrophic effect on Boneman & Sacks shares and since all the friends he invited to this party have so many shares in Boneman & Sacks, they would all be bankrupt shortly. Something sure, once everybody finished diner and went to bed no one could sleep until a series of horrific noises came from the chapel and had everyone really scarred. 

The only clue left was this skull on the floor of the chapel crypt.

 “This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – The Murder

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series
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Luc Clouseau is the proud son of the French inspector Jacques Clouseau. Having the same talent as his father for investigation, he is to police investigation what P.D.Q. Bach is to music, a total disaster. When young and since his first name is Luc, he identified himself as Luke Skywalker and he was wet dreaming about Princess Leia. Unfortunately for him, he learned in the third Star War episode that Luke and Leia were siblings. His space soldier career then ended abruptly and he decided to pursue a career in the police. At the beginning of his career he was shot in the butt and had to work in the office on a wheelchair for 12 months, which gave him the nick name of Ironside in reference to Chief Robert T. Ironside. 

Luc Clouseau was assigned to investigate about what happened at the Boneman Mansion. Hopefully he will do better than his father.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” Ho by the way, Fetchflix is also fictitious ;o)

Fetchflix started a new TV show featuring the Inspector Looso called "The wacky adventures of Inspector Looso". Listen to it in the next link.

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Music & Production: Syrel
Photography, portrait of my old friend Luigi: Syrel

Musical note: Some melodic notes for the horns from Star War (1977) by John Williams were borrowed as well as for the trumpets from The Ironside (1967) by Quincy Jones and finally for the trombonnes the rythmic from Mission Impossible (1966) by Lalo Schifrin. Ho yes, by the way, P. D. Q. Bach is a fictional composer created by the American composer and musical satirist Peter Schickele

Inspector Looso's First Investigation

Sentimentium

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – Professor Peter Plum

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Professor Peter Plum pretends to have a PhD in archeology from the University of OxDodge in Detroit. He worked few months at the Ashmolean Museum in OxFord before being fired for having his diploma forged from an unreal University. He was then employed by Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. as a relic expert to validate the truthfulness of the new artefacts and provide official artefact certificates. With the right incentive, Professor Plum could probably fabricate anything old and holly. The more he would fabricate and validate, the more money he would earn such that he could acquire an historical palace in Portugal to please his lovely wife named Plummy. One day he had the extravagant idea to have his wife, Plummy Plum, immortalized as a bronze sculpture well in view in his garden. The voluptuous body of his wife made a bold effect in his garden and a scandal in his neighborhood. Now that Dick Boneman revealed the fraud, Professor Peter Plum is at stakes and risk losing everything including his wife should there be a deep dive investigation on Boneman & Sacks business practices. Peter and Plummy are deeply in love and one could understand that Peter would be ready to do anything to protect his marriage.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” 

Music & Production: Syrel
Photography: Syrel 2015 (Palace Fronteira in Lisbon)

Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – Professor Peter Plum

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Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – Mrs. Peacock

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Miss. Peacock was a fantastic ballet dancer as well as a famous fashion model showing up on numerous magazine cover pages. Her ballet dancer career reached a peak when she performed Odette in the Swan Lake ballet by Pyotr Tchaikovsky and her fashion model career reached the top when she made the Decormag Cover Page in 1983. Twice upon a time during the performance of the Nutcracker by Sergey Prokofiev, Dick Boneman simply cracked for her and asked for her hand. He took both hands for a tango and got married with her. Later during a ballet performance Mrs. Peacock fell on the floor and badly broke her ego. After that pathetic event the White Swan wasn’t white anymore and her persistent dark mindset made Dick Boneman to divorce her. A year after the divorce and in order to earn enough money for her costly life style she became “Mistress Black Swan”, some kind of a sexy fetish influencer wearing latex and presenting herself in a very provocative way on Pornhub.  She was eventually able to invest a huge amount of money in Boneman & Sacks Relic Asset Management Inc. that now worth nothing after Mr. Boneman fraud declaration press release. Mrs. Peacock mindset is thus deep dark and she is now a suspect for the murder of Mr. Boneman.

“This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.” 

Music & Production: Syrel

Photography: Decormag Cover Page 1983 by Syrel

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Chord progression base on a jazz song I made 15 years ago. 
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Rust & Bones – Fetchflix TV Series – Mrs. Peacock

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Mais sérieusement, Sy...rel était photographe publicitaire à Montréal dans une vie antérieure avant d'être ingénieur et maintenant compositeur et producteur de musique orchestrale, de bande sonore, de jazz et d'électro tout en profitant de sa retraite. 

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