Seasons one through four of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast.

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast: Seasons 1-4

Originally posted 11/18/2015

Hey, do you want to be a farmer? Well here's a couple of wise-acres talking about Last Action Hero! On the very first episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, we speculate about the cause of Last Action Hero's financial failure, discuss the surprisingly-high body count of one of Arnold's most kid-friendly vehicles, debate Laurence Olivier's effectiveness as a Polaroid spokesman, and take full credit for Charles Dance's entire career.

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Episode 1 - Big Mistake? (Last Action Hero)

Originally posted 12/2/2015

Don't touch that dial, we're back for another episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast! We haven't been podcasting long, but we're quick learners, and we're here to give the people what we think they want: our conversation about The Running Man. In this episode we try to make sense of the ever-shifting rules of the most popular television program in history, attempt to determine the mathematical relationship between sub-zero and plain zero, and discuss other heavy objects that Arnold might carry over his shoulder.

Episode 2 - The Great Grappling Governors (The Running Man)

Originally posted 12/16/2015

Nature and nurture are on a deadly collision course in the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss Twins, Hollywood's most feel-good take on the subject of eugenics yet. In this episode we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's abilities as a comedic actor, marvel at the movie's similarities with 1988's Best Picture winner, and offer up our own rules for crisis situations everywhere.

Episode 3 - A Mixture of Action Und Comedy (Twins)

Originally posted 12/30/2015

Alright everyone, chill... the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast is here! Tonight's forecast: we turn our icy gaze towards the Dark Knight's most lighthearted romp, Batman & Robin! Mike and Kevin examine Hollywood's polar-opposite approach to comic book movies in the 90s, give the cold shoulder to Alfred's choice in computer passwords, and examine the chilling year in film that was 1997, all while enduring a veritable avalanche of puns.

Episode 4 - We Just Killed the Franchise (Batman & Robin)

Originally posted 1/13/2016

Listen all of y'all, it's another episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast! Join us as we discuss Sabotage, a movie that asks: whodunit, and who cares? In this episode. Mike and Kevin attempt to make sense of one of the most senseless film in Arnold Schwarzenegger's filmography, ponder the effectiveness of the Sacagawea dollar as a death threat, and contemplate Arnold's most nefarious foe yet: Microsoft Excel.

Episode 5 - Forty-Eight Percent (Sabotage)

Originally posted 5/18/2016

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast returns for its brand new season by letting off some steam about Commando! On this episode, Mike and Kevin discuss the movie that set the template for many Schwarzenegger movies to come, pitch a Weekend at Bernie's sequel that never was, speculate about the nutritional content of Jenny's mystery sandwiches, and debate the usefulness of Speedos in combat situations.

Episode 9 - The Look of Chainmail, The Comfort of Macrame (Commando)

Two friends attempt to determine once and for all which action star has the highest body count in movie history -- currently, by watching every Sylvester Stallone movie one at a time. Formerly the Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast.

Episode 9 - The Look of Chainmail, The Comfort of Macrame (Commando)

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