cookie clicker vs shell shockers rap battle


Special Inquisitor Rayyan as cookie clicker

RaccoonBroVA as shell shocker

Written by Danger Dolphin 101,

Additional writing help by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat produced by Anywaywell 




Cookie Clicker: 

Loading up this web page 
I'm worldwide and still not beyond my best days
All the real ones know I am a matchless game in this debate 
I won't hesitate to leave this egg laid
To rest, ay
Leave him scrambled with hot red rage
Rhymes straight outta the oven 
And guess what? They're hot and fresh baked
I'm making bank with my Banks
Don't bank on a victory
Try to flank, but you've tanked with your ranking it's clear to see
You're dropping, it's not shocking, the throne for kings yeah it sits for me
Unlike this sod, see, I need no rod, G, you do not seem prepped for this vis-á-vis
I thought that you had grenades, but you couldn’t blow up the web like me 
Stuck with a fanbase more underground than my schemes
It's truly pitiful what a low life waste you are
So now you've got egg on your face, you didn't get that far



Shell Shocker:

Imma fuckin burn you like you've been dunked in this awfully hot hot chocolate pot
Should I spill the tea on you? Probly not
But I gonna do it anyway you fucking twat
I'll leave you with shellshock, like dot dot dot, it'll be an io-pener, you'll fall
When I leave your ass popped and rocked with your crumbs splattered on the wall
Bitch I ain't just an egg, I'm the soldiers too
And you ain't surviving this here's a toast to you
Red dot between your chips you'll be blown right through
Bitch you such fuckin' pussy you can go die dude
Started as a criticism of capitalism, huh? 
Well it seems you've fucking fumbled 
Since the genre you pioneered became an ad-ridden hellscape
Guess that's just how the cookie crumbles


Cookie Clicker:

Sound like a TriHard with those shite bars 
Gonna die hard; this bitch is glitchin like his pistol, my god
Can't fucking talk about ads when you play one after like every 3 deaths
Disses? You couldn't have less, that was nothing but threats what a damn mess 
This egghead's mistaken confronting the kingpin
We all know who's winning, cause boy I got bling bling
You only got that when your game’s giving out what you are: nothing but a fuckin golden chicken
I’ll leave a chip in your shoulder (ugh)
And I’ll just rip till it’s over (ugh)
It’ll be written on graves, oh yea (ugh)
Saying R.I.P to Shell Shockers (ugh)
I gotta say, your audience seems pretty problematic
Hit in classrooms but I don't think bringing guns to school's the best tactic
Face the facts, kid, you’re outmatched in this battle; I am a classic
While your sad shtick is better left in the bargain bin of the apps, shit

   


Shell Shocker:

Packing the straps 
And I'm clapping it back (brrrrrrap)
On the track I attack 
This crack-shack hack of a snack 
It’s fuckin insane I have to fire shots at this coomer
I'm stackin grenades, you're just hoarding some boomers
When I'm taking aim, you best know that you're doomed, yea
I run a pain train, and imma choo-choo ya
99 bullets in my gun and on this bitch I don't need to use one
Packing artillery, a track's the only time that you could bomb!



About the characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ugf7udQ1fHQlYQl8qfDfDJVl79kgMcOIiqhgqpCalTc/edit?usp=drivesdk



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