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Hi! My name is Jay, and these are all of my rap battle roles.

My Roles

Rap Battles I guess

check this 9

Tem Smoke Weed Everyday

i think im all done with undertale arrangements :c

dropbox download -> https://www.dropbox.com/s/6w58k9y7gwp36dq/The%20Happy%20Undertale%20Medley.mp3?dl=0

picture from -> http://pkbunny.tumblr.com/post/134180693224/xmas

The Happy Undertale Medley

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Nyah see? The great Popple is here to steal your Pokémans, see?

Popple Theme(Pokémon Black And White 2 Style)

https://soundcloud.com/multisupervids as Bojack Horseman
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted (Chico) as Rick Sanchez
Vladimyr P. as Morty Smith

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wFLYy

BoJack Horseman:
There’s no Gun in your Pocket with a Morty for assistance
Rick’s win is less kismet then his family’s christmas
Your whole life’s acting Ruffles as you make more mistakes
You cheat the Naked eye, like it’s Ricked This Way
It takes you Nine Rick Potions to see that you’re an outsider
I’ve seen more lyrical insight from a cable provider!
And for rapping? it's no walk in the Anatomy Park
With eating all that shit, Doofus, couldn't leave room for bars?

Morty:
Uhh, I don't know about this Rick..

Rick:
Shut up Morty, we’ll be fine
We’re up against a drunken idiot, who forgot to pay his fines

Morty:
Wait, but Rick, that's yourself

Rick:
No It's not, Shut up Morty!
You better ready up, because it's time to get Schwifty

Rick Sanchez:
Your content’s banter and cancer with a little bit of standards
There’s no need to contemplate when I’ve got all the answers
Crossing genomes, quite n33dful, so quit Horsin’ Around
Since you are too retarded to turn a Brand New Couch
Feisty kitty won't return, Duckman is looking beastly
When you’re lonely you BoJack off like every brony
Using another formula, you’ll say hello to the Moon
Through dreams I snooze, without your fictional horseshoe

Morty Smith:
He is failed like his disses, and his love life’s abandoned 

Rick Sanchez:
I’m blowing off your career, ‘cause my disses are 9/11
It's best you hit the sack, Jack or this’ll end with zymolysis
You can just watch my show to see a REAL midlife crisis

BoJack Horseman:
Left you in a cliffhanger; bigger than my struggle
when It comes down to bars, you’ve got Mr. Poopy Butthole!
Your IQ must be a Jerry if you planned to pull a Roy
Since your bed will be divided, here’s something you should avoid;
Coming Back from the Future, Meeseeking a win- it’s gone
Like how your whole conspiracies about realities are wrong!
Riggity Rek-ing a Rick like the Galactic Federation
I’ll bury Einstein’s career much like C-137

Rick Sanchez:
Mr. Peanutbutter's House Fan Club? *Burp* I’m a member
When it’s positivity, you’ve got DICK to remember
A man that is a horse? What even is your fucking show?
And I’ve won, ‘cause that's the waaaayyyy the news goes
Drinking all that Butterscotch will make you look like a wussy
no wonder sex with a cat shows your true side, you pussy!
Horseman will showcase the fact that he will O.D
And with a Rickle in Time, you’ll be trapped in the 90’s!

Writers: Vlad and 8_Bit
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by Kustom

Rick Sanchez vs Bojack Horseman. MultiVersal Rap Battles (old audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

Hulk : Raichous 
Gollum : Jughead Jay

Beat : http://www.kustombeats.com/vip/dirty-south-beats/crush
Written by Kamren and Jay
Mixed by Kamren


Gollum:
A victory over this pitiful imbecile is the new precious!
You have the might to fight gods, but can’t form a full sentence
I’m savage in the Ring, but as for this green hobbit
The only woman Bruce could smash was one of his cousins
Why am I facing you? Hogan seems to be a better challenge!
I thought you could understand, but your intellect’s unbalanced
You better Hyde, for Gollum’s the strongest there is!
Taking more abuse than your dad, both you and mommy are finished

Hulk:
Gollum need to eat, he look to be a bit cranky
Go ahead and piss Hulk off, you won’t like Hulk when he’s angry
Hulk raising up the heat, since you used to being burned
Gollum stole Hulk’s shtick, copied Hulk’s speech word for word
In match of strength, Hulk always comes on top
While Sméagol only pose threat by biting midget thumb off
No amount of Avenging will let this Abomination pass
Best call Hulk master, ‘cause you’ve been Hulk Smashed!

Hulk Vs Gollum - Bonus Battle

here's to a nice second season wave of battles. :)
a rap battle i made with an actual connection? that's impossible. lol
THIS IS LEGIT A MIRACLE FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED AS IT'S BEEN IN THE WORKS SINCE THE START OF THE YEAR LMAO
hope you all like it though. toodles! :D
dedicated to my dog bork

Julian the Beast as Merlin
King Mewtwo as Older Harry Potter
Jughead Jay as Younger Harry Potter

Written & Mixed by Julian

Thumbnail by B O R K

Lyrics:
JULIAN'S RAP BATTLES!
Merlin!
VS!
Harry Potter!
BEGIN!

Merlin:
Ugly Beasts and Where to Find Them? Why, it seems that I found one!
I’ll pound him! The alluring Merlin’ll lure ya in and I shall Bloomsbury this punk
Seeking adoration in Quidditch? Quit it, kid... I hear snitches get stitched
If a sorting hat laid upon your head, it would confirm a loss for this witch
You’ll Levio-suck at rap incantation, Lumos to find
That it’s a legend against a tyke shoe-horned into a glorified Twilight!
I mean, as a kid, readers and watchers were much happier with what they had
Then hormones kicked in like Fiendfyre and became the true foe to combat!

Harry Potter: (Younger)
Brittany, want in on what I see? Fake history; a legacy nearly gone down
Fabricated by a bored scholar troll with too big of a Monmouth
Avada kedavra to turn you into a cadaver, I don’t know what’s madder
You as a rapper, or trying to crack and cast your disasters at a wizardly master!
Enjoying King Arthur’s Lance-a-Lot is this whore’s crutch!
Guine-vere off while there’s still time, for I’m about to acquire another Horcrux!
I’m of high grandeur, ask Granger, you Weasly flawed frilled tall tale
Or else you’ll reveal you failed at relevance, Wyltting when you pull off the veil

Merlin:
Every rap you try to spit should be Forbidden like a Forest
Azkabanned as you strike out like that scar on your forehead
Because back in my day, witchcraft like yours was burnt at the stake!
But either way, Harry retains his #1 spot in the game; J.K!

Harry Potter: (Older)
The Boy who Lived is in to let you drink Goblets of Fire when I spit
At best you’re a deuteragonist... wait, you aren’t even it!
Stop Slytherin about the track you snake! The Dor’s that way
But I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a Patronus to guide your rap way…

Merlin:
Come of age? In my book, you STARTED better off, son
Sipping Gin and juice while Ron robbed your chick like Wat, son?
Look into your mirror, what you really want you can’t achieve:
Is winning against me! Can’t even with Hallows! So please, proceed to Dement the beat.

Harry Potter: (Older)
You’re unremembered; average folks think you’re He Who Cannot Be Named!
So I’ll stomp up on this Welsh fairy tale like a patch of grapes
Elf-eared TV adaptation! Round table! Yourself as a prophet! No one can aid you.
I’ve drowned you with flow like a Lake! Oh wait...too soon?

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT...
...RAP BATTLE!!

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Julian's Rap Battles Season 2 Wave 2 Battle 1: Harry Potter VS Merlin!

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/v29_mKB5Agk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/jd-vs-yuri-instrumental-prod-me

Monika (Miss Shellah):
Let’s see how we can play around with her script… 

JASON DEAN (Zander)
VS
YURI (GarbageGothic)

Yuri:
I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather
This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters
Hop on your school’s bandwagon, end yourself to save me time
Follow your mother’s footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes
I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse
If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse
This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes
‘Cause just like Duke’s murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:
Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor
Your chr’s script is in need of a task manager
Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust
Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck
Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain’t too loose
And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops
So begone thot! You won’t be getting this MC’s Moby Dick
I’ll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:
Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection
Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception
I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade
I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name! 
Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique
Or she’ll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists 
My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor
I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!
(stab stab die xd)

JD:
You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you’re next on the list
I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait
While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash
I’ll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash
Your club has already pledged to die in unity
Just for your leader to protest her false reality
Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions
And finally you’ll be free from your hacked emotions

art creds to rosie and riven
instrumental prod. me

JD vs Yuri (feat. garbageGothic and WoodenHornets)

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Dilly as Ralphie
Jughead as Kevin

Ralphie Parker
The Les Incompetont wannabe shouldn’t trifle
With the hero who has a Red Ryder action model rifle
Taking my aim, your traps will never save you for good
And I’ll protect your family better than you ever could!
You’re so unmemorable you were left behind when they travelled
Like your third movie, “believe it” you’re cancelled! 
The sheriff spits cold like a flagpole, you’re stuck!
But your twitter? Come on man, what the fudge?

Only I didn’t say fudge.

Kevin McCallister
*clears throat* This is my house, and I have to defend it!
You’ll have to wash your sheets...Wet Bandit!
Since there’s only one month that people watch your movie,
When it comes to rap- Kevin’s gonna kill Ralphie!
You’re spitting so fowl, those dogs might steal your verse too
What kind of Bad Santa would supply you with a bunny suit
My box office against yours? Now that’s just criminal
So decode this diss rap, you filthy animal

Battle Bytes

Ralphie Parker vs Kevin McCallister. Battle Bytes #21

Chao as Norman
Jay as Miguel

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Dani Onion Rings & Jughead Jay

Beat by Kustom

Cover Art by Jay 

Norman: 
I’ve had enough of these undead hit-or-misses
Now ghosts told me I need to resurrect some disses.
Zombies and witches, I’ve faced a few.
But where did my book say I’d land in Undertale 2?
It’s Norman, stormin’ in, I’m not conjuring warnings
Pass the mic, you’re lacking a permission for performance
Rest in pieces, I don’t need to eat brains to know your shtick.
Got your ancestors collapsed, when I got a bone to pick
Succeeding journeys? Man, I couldn’t let your plot pass.
I cut portals to hell, you threw your shot in the shotglass. 
Your bound to Neil Downe, shining shoes in this position
Your film will be forgotten, it’s your family’s tradition.

Miguel:
This medium becoming large? Now that's a real fable
Paranorman’s activity ain’t quite turning the tables.
Aaaarrribaaaa!! I’ll be breaking the Norm when it comes to cyphers.
From the cover of the book, I guess you’re seeing ghostwriters.
Booh! My fate starts roasting when the guitar gets stolen.
But I don’t need to kick a picture to stop your motion.
Spectating specters isn’t quite a new trick,
Dare to put in your 2 “cents”, when you stole the 6th
You throw shots in the dark, a romance not quite delightful.
Lived your life in the shadows and then hit on a light bulb.

Norman: 
You’re underestimating the arrival of a rival.
Your life lies in lies since your idol went idle.
Getting screwed by music, I’m handing you an update.
Took this battle like a flip flop. Stay in the trash with Dante

Miguel: 
You couldn’t stay in one world with the distraction you chase
I mean it’s not the first time you drive insane on the stage
Look at your whole childhood, the chances you dropped

Norman: 
Miguel, you forget that the time doesn’t stop

Norman & Miguel:
We both have to accomplish our mission in one day!
We’re imprisoning ourselves, you’re dead anyway.
You dig your own grave with the raps you drag through
For a win? For a loss? Well, that’s up to... you.

Paranorman Vs Coco - Bonus Rap Battle

Freshy Kanal 2