VOLUME 3 STRAIT FROM THE MOTAFUKIN MANALA

SHOUTOUT VENJA MARRAS & FIDEL
@venjamarras @vandalorum187

VOL3 PIAN!

KRYPTIÖ RECORDS 2025

KASSUILLA VALLOTETAAN FT. VENJA MARRAS, FIDEL

Two Guzmas, one day. Also check out
https://soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/giovanni-vs-guzma-trainer-rap-battles

Mancha as Robbie Rotten
Adam as Guzma
Beat by Hollywood Legend Prod.

Robbie:
Here’s a little lesson in rhyming and diction
Because your defeat is going down in… fiction!
Hala at ya boy, Kahuna Rob has got you a treat
It’s time I teach you how to be killin’... the beat!
You claim You Are a Pirate but I’ll Thundershock ya!
All you’ve managed to steal is the style of Team Aqua!
I’m the slimy Icelander, both dapper and smart
Lusamine’s collection ain’t even as frozen as your heart
You're ineffective, defective; scoring like your type: Null!
Don’t make me Sucker Punch for me to get it through your Skull
Tried to beat the island challenge but it seems you hit a snag
Cuz like Nebby, you don’t have this win in the bag!

Guzma: 
Be careful not to make a sound! The First Impression I’ve gotten
it’s no wonder your parents gave you the name Rotten
Runnin’ with Scizors is less risky of a chore
Than cuttin’ in front’a destruction in human form!
With your intent of laziness, I would presume this to be simple, yet 
You’re the most active person in your imbecilic settlement
I’ve no need of a leaf trap to give you a drop
when I’m dishin’ out more flips than Sporta-flop!
Takin’ over like Po Town with an Aria-dose of rhyme
One question, have you ever tried to diss, guy?
I’ll upload a video, get millions of views!
We Are Number One but Big Bad Guzma destroys you!

Robbie:
Look at this Net Ball, with which I’ll catch all your bugs
Leave no Emergency Exit for you and your thugs
Remix this and make a con deaf when I’m rappin’!
Are you still mad that you can’t become a trial captain?
I’m Stingy on the mic, man this victory’s mine!
Who did you expect, Sun or Moon to bring your decline?
So Alola! Don’t let your kids watch my victory
I’ll leave you in the dust that’s covering your trophies!

Guzma:
Y’all are stupid, Robbie! You’ll Lose, I mean it!
So quit Grunting, Prick Jr., and ditch the fruity outfit
I’m nabbin’ Z-Crystals while you nap and catch Z’s
Take it on the chin and don’t run to GoFundMe!
Sneak off with your Siiva! Guz-lord’s runnin’ gold!
As a Beast more Ultra than any trainer’s controlled!
I’m no Normie-type user, but I love to ruin trends!
This outcast couldn’t even make imaginary friends!

Rap BattlePokemonSunMoonPokemonSunMoonGuzmaTeamSkullWe Are Number OneLazytownRobbie Rotten

URBoF

Guzma vs Robbie Rotten - URBoF #6

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16294762

VinnyO as Logan Paul
Light as KSI

Beat by VinnyO

Written by Freshy Kanal, Jason, Jughead Jay and Zim 11037

Cover Art by Brodecai

Drawings by AlienMadman 

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

also additional research help by Julian

Lyrics:

Logan Paul:
You called me out? Tried stooping up to jump on my boat? Dang!
And dared to move your ego in the shadow of the Logang?
Convinced to beat me down, and say my year remains a small start
Bro, I’m not buying it, even if you beg at Walmart!
The Paul’s harsh! It’s a contest! A show and not a conquest.
You box with your obnoxious laugh and toxic rap god complex.
Racism and rape jokes, then you discovered what caps shift is
But even with a crowd you won’t get past all these damages
Put a message in packages, you can’t disstrack your bandages
Can’t press exit like in Fifa, it’s a boxing match of rapping wits
From Zoella to Joe Weller, tryna take front page through yellin’
You don't have the tools for fighting, stick to writing you're a bellend

KSI:
Let me give you a thinning, this is a rap test you’re failing 
Flunked Japanese obstacles now it’s Japan you’re bailing
In fact you got a knack to be clapped, 
and before this whole match, I’ll destroy you in rap 
You never wanted this, and you’re never gonna hit, 
gonna feel it when I get ya with a click click clack *boom*
A better look by talking to fans? It doesn’t pay off 
Suffering flow and then hitting the rock ‘til you’re scrapping your parts like it’s Baywatch 
Traveled back and forth to battle this premature Shaggy
You inherited ass-whooped genes from your delusional daddy 
I’ve got single hits, EP’s and disstracks in the trends
You got seven year olds choking on those 85%
No limits for views, it’s like you got a knack to be abhorrent
In this boxing ring you’re digging your own suicide forest!

Logan Paul:
This ain’t no brain freeze challenge, but your feet are in the freezer
Dropping out while I drop my merch twenty percent cheaper!

KSI:
Is this a prank you’ve planned? Man, it’s heavily expected
You don’t make your decisions, it’s all your editing’s perspective

Logan Paul:
I know for us both this is a view machine to publish
For you another episode of being awkward in public!
You’re ignoring folks when the camera isn’t in action
Call ‘em friends and then a benefit for sexual harassment.

KSI: 
A washed up halloween He-man tries to slip into the teen trends
Going along with your scheming as if your whole team’s 10!
Hold the camera on your fandom, your career would reach its end,
Brand new apology video for once again filming the dead!

F00pz also recorded as KSI, and Zawesome also recorded as Logan, I will upload those alternative versions later

KSI vs. Logan Paul - Rap Battle!

Chao as Norman
Jay as Miguel

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Dani Onion Rings & Jughead Jay

Beat by Kustom

Cover Art by Jay 

Norman: 
I’ve had enough of these undead hit-or-misses
Now ghosts told me I need to resurrect some disses.
Zombies and witches, I’ve faced a few.
But where did my book say I’d land in Undertale 2?
It’s Norman, stormin’ in, I’m not conjuring warnings
Pass the mic, you’re lacking a permission for performance
Rest in pieces, I don’t need to eat brains to know your shtick.
Got your ancestors collapsed, when I got a bone to pick
Succeeding journeys? Man, I couldn’t let your plot pass.
I cut portals to hell, you threw your shot in the shotglass. 
Your bound to Neil Downe, shining shoes in this position
Your film will be forgotten, it’s your family’s tradition.

Miguel:
This medium becoming large? Now that's a real fable
Paranorman’s activity ain’t quite turning the tables.
Aaaarrribaaaa!! I’ll be breaking the Norm when it comes to cyphers.
From the cover of the book, I guess you’re seeing ghostwriters.
Booh! My fate starts roasting when the guitar gets stolen.
But I don’t need to kick a picture to stop your motion.
Spectating specters isn’t quite a new trick,
Dare to put in your 2 “cents”, when you stole the 6th
You throw shots in the dark, a romance not quite delightful.
Lived your life in the shadows and then hit on a light bulb.

Norman: 
You’re underestimating the arrival of a rival.
Your life lies in lies since your idol went idle.
Getting screwed by music, I’m handing you an update.
Took this battle like a flip flop. Stay in the trash with Dante

Miguel: 
You couldn’t stay in one world with the distraction you chase
I mean it’s not the first time you drive insane on the stage
Look at your whole childhood, the chances you dropped

Norman: 
Miguel, you forget that the time doesn’t stop

Norman & Miguel:
We both have to accomplish our mission in one day!
We’re imprisoning ourselves, you’re dead anyway.
You dig your own grave with the raps you drag through
For a win? For a loss? Well, that’s up to... you.

Paranorman Vs Coco - Bonus Rap Battle

Red Hood:
Stepping up against this wannabe hack n’ slasher
But here you’re getting played, call it Castle Crashers
You’re completely insane, but what can I really say
for an idiot who got knocked out by a paper plane?
Through all of my training, nothing will ever be enough
But I’m not scared of a scrub who took supplements to get buff
This is Code Red! I’ll Hush you. Don’t try to fight the best
Unless you wanna end up like that skull on your chest!

Punisher:
Hrm, I thought you’d know a bit more about dropping bars
You and that Power Ranger mask aren’t gettin’ very far
Take this low-budget Deadpool down, my guns are locked and loaded
Droppin’ bombs that impact you even more than that explosion
You could never hassle the ways Castle could
Send this Little Red Riding Hood back outta the woods
Why you’re here? You know it really makes my head itch
‘Cause boy, I’ve been known to take down a red bitch

Red Hood:
You know, you’ll probably thank me when I take your life
Then you’d be having a reunion with your children and wife

Punisher:
I’m hearing these words, yet I’m barely diminished
and I won’t need to phone in my lines to have you finished

Red Hood:
From what I can tell, you’re not aiming very sharply
As your rhymes are crappier than that crossover with Archie!

Punisher:
You’re the fan poll that nobody liked, Jason
How could an overzealous todd-ler have replaced Dick Grayson?

Red Hood:
Quite Frank-ly, I'm done with this revenge-bent prick
Since he dealt enough punishment with his terrible flicks
It’s kinda looking like the end of the line
and this time you won’t come back as some angsty Frankenstein

Punisher:
Kid, your whole defying death has caused enough Injustice
A war on your Knight surely won’t be left bloodless
‘Cause when it comes to law, sometime’s you’ve gotta say screw it
I’d give you proper punishment, but Joker beat me to it

Seth as Red Hood
Light as The Punisher

Coverart by Fightmarker

Written by: Seth, Dragonsblood23, B-Lo Lorbes, Elvis Goop, Stofferex, Matthew Thomas, VRISKA, MythicalKiwi, Honeycombs96, Redkirby101ishere

Red Hood VS The Punisher - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 9

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
_________________________________________________

CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
_________________________________________________

PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
______________________________________________________________
LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

-CAST-
Vladimyr P, Dani Frias, Raichous, Alex the Beast, GamingPlush64, Michael / Stark Media and underscores as Zalgo
[REDACTED] as Cthulhu

-WRITERS-
[REDACTED], Michael / Stark Media, and [REDACTED]

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Vladimyr P. and Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Dansonn
Mixing by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Zalgo
And
Cthulhu
Commence!

Zalgo  (0:31 - 1:17):
Your cult rooms will be filled with gore as HE COMES to leave his mark
On this hentai monster who’s become nothing but joke fuel for South Park
Looking Sad, Satan? I've been waiting a century for you to spit a good rap
What kind of Dark Lord gets squashed by a sword that shoots out kitty cats?!
Read the text, squidward. my plague starts to spread ‘cross the land
That wipes out this gimmick with relevance more dead than the star that’s in my hand
Please! My candle’s light outshines all that you can spit in this
Kelly’s carnage incarnate’s bars leave squids sleeping with the fishes!
You’re no Necronom-icon! Forgotten when ‘zilla hits the stage!
Telling me you got into politics? (Heh) I’d rather vote for Kanye!
Best go back to startling gamers, for ZALGO is 7 times the rapper
This little munchkin’s been tarnished and now we can start the next chapter..

Cthulhu (1:17 - 2:17):
Zalgo claims to be a god, but he’s barely short of the Funnies
But even when this comic’s stripped down, Zalgo’s just a pitiful plaything for kiddies
So fear the Call of Cthulhu, the true Lovecraftian creation
You’re an outdated fad meme, rejected by the SCP Foundation
This Deviant’s Art is tasteless! Creepypasta crap, nothing new  
You have a song? Do you hold hands and prance around with infants too?
And the ear rape? Glitched font? That’s your method of inflicting pain?
Being eyeless won’t help you, just hearing me will make you go insane!
Your lyrics are unspeakable; but when it comes to stories I’m the pinnacle; invincible
But your chance of winning is like your reality status to your creator: fictional
Like you said I have cult followers, what do you have? Children who think you’re scary?
Just check Behind The Wall and see it’s me who’s taking the victory!
Seven goddamn mouths, you’d think at least one would try to win
It’s quite un-4chan-ate, but I’ll still be leaving this flightless Bird Boxed in
(Yelling) I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, BUT IF HE’S INSISTENT ON PERSISTENCE
I’LL CONTROL HIM, ALTERNATE HIS LIFE, AND DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE

Zalgo (2:17 - 2:25):
That’s enough from the kraken, thought I told you to shut it
This is boring me, perhaps you’d rather face off with one of my puppets

Zalgo as Garfield (2:25 - 2:40):
(Yawn) What’s this? Looks like Jon tried making calamari
But I’ll kick him off the track like Odie, and this time, I’m not sorry
Z͜͡͡AL͟͡G҉́Ò '͢͞S͟ ̀͡A͝͡R͠R̷̛IV̢̛E҉͞D̡ ͞A̸̶Ń̢D̴̵ ̀I̡T͏͠' ͠҉͡S̶ ͏U̷N̸͏̢W̷̴̡IS͜É ̀T̷̷͞O̧ ̧̀T͟͏͝H͝͏I͞N҉K͟҉ ͟͞T͘͞HA̛T͜͟ Ý̢OU҉̶ ̵̡̛C̷̨͝AN̡͢ ҉̡̕D͘͞E̶FE҉A̧͜T HI͡M͡
C̷͠͏A̢͜ŲS̡͘È H̀͢E͟ '͜҉̨ĹL̵͘ ̀C̵OR̛̕R̵͘Ù́̀P̷T҉ ̡YǪ͠U̶͘R̴̨͢ ̛́M̷ED͏̷̀I҉̡A͞,̸ ̶̧LE͏A̸͞V̛I̛͞͠N̸Ģ̧̡ ͝Y̶O͠͝U͘R ̢̨͞P͠A̸̡T͢H͝E̡T̨Ì͜C̶̵ ͠B̷ǪOK҉̕S͜͝ ̵͡T̵O̵̢R̀N̡ ̵T̕O ͢͝PI̴E̴͏C̀E̕S̡

Zalgo (2:40 - 2:47):
What a Weird Tale that you’ve woven, saying that you’re superior to me
It’s Something Awful really, but now I’ve finally put an end to your series


Cthulhu (2:47 - 3:03):
Putting on a Puppet show to fight your battles for you? It’s honestly such a Loss
So Dream No More, this is the one and only time that our paths will cross
It’s time I return to my realm and leave this simple post archived, dismissed
They say “Zalgo’s coming”, but even after this I’m still waiting for a good diss... (Malevolently Chuckles)

ANNOUNCER
Who Cracked the Case?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Zalgo vs Cthulhu | Ciphers of the Unknown

Hey everyone! We are back with a long awaited rap battle that I've been hinting at for ages. Today we have space smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, against the first man to set foot on another celestial body, Neil Armstrong. Enjoy!

CAST
Zawesome as Han Solo
Mancala as Neil Armstrong

LYRICS:
Han:
I’ve got a bad feeling about your attempt, like the ninth
I’ll tell you the odds: week-lings need not apply
Your twin missions were a bust, like the Cloud City raid
I won’t take it from a guy who wore a tampon to space
You’re a bigger hunk of junk than my transport for fleeing
Hell, even Jabba’s a more decent human being
While the glorified photographer’s here to do his worst
The fans deserve to know that Han shot first

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem, and it sucks quite violently
Flash Gordon got ripped off and took up vacuum piracy
You’re on needles and pins trying to thread that space cruiser
Looks like you need some schooling; let me show you my maneuvers
Gals complain of sub-parsecs with your rocky relations
Because you’re looking for love in Alderaan places
I’ll have you whipped into shape and you’ll scream bloody murder
You stuck up, half-witted, bad-at-rapping Nerf-herder!

Han:
You should be more concerned about landing that Stormtrooper credo
Don’t Leia hand on me, or you’ll end up like Greedo
You’re on MY stomping ground, so your plan is getting soiled
You’ll need another round of quarantine after we’ve been embroiled
Hop back to the door, so you can let the other boys out
Slap that patch on your sash like an old, faded Boy Scout
You’re the First Man to make a space flick without life
Go climb your launch tower and take a giant leap for mankind

Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper has landed!
And like a game of sabacc, man, your ass is getting handed
‘Cause your style, like the atmosphere around me, is quite thin
Just calm down, hon; take it on the chin
Your rhymes can’t be more wooden if you were still a carpenter
You’ll be flagged as a doormat by this driven orbiter
I’ll cut out, ‘cause the middle man, best pilot in the galaxy
Tried to give me the shaft; guess it runs in the family

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob
Art By: Cyancoat Enzo

Han Solo Vs Neil Armstrong| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XcpmalQ6a0QqSrsGP9SnPWtE4KqR2mRNYHb7Uyc80JU/edit
Illuminasium as Yuri
Malina Rose as Blake Belladonna
Written by MetaMachine, FxyFynn, Legengo, Kamren and GamingPlush64
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Legengo
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for ???: "Why so flammable?"

Blake Belladonna vs. Yuri

Ken-chan as Frisk 
Viral as Ness
Viral as Announcer 
Written by Viral, JD, Bing Bong Studios, M&Matt, Shimario, Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-chan

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mnlhSx7b1ZpcSddkJh5YpjEz_lRPd5lcJzyVnBQkhNY/edit?usp=sharing

Paranorman Vs Coco - Bonus Rap Battle

Freshy Kanal 2