The Diddler has been caught, and the jig is up! I always thought he was just some goofy dickhead. I had no idea he had become a full-fledged supervillain! I was about to say that I hope he's getting all the *BIFF*, *BANG*, *BOOM*, and *POW* on his butthole as payback, but he'd just be enjoying himself. Diddy has to go! Let's have the next white party as his funeral, just for funsies.

Fuck It Friday Episode 128 Diddlers Dastardly Deeds

Have you ever been so close to letting that inner thought out? Well gather round kiddoes because Jay's going to tell you the moment he realized maybe he's been in the Heman woman haters club for a little too long!

Fuck It Friday Episode 129 I went too far. Ladies comma my gummies are kicking in

If you haven't had someone tell you about toxic masculinity yet, give her about 30 seconds and she will tell you how, you walking on the street side to keep her away from traffic is toxic and she's a strong independent woman, she don't need no man!!

So Tina, you don't NEED a man, but I bet you'd be a whole lot more pleasant to be around if you got yourself a proper weenering, like I just did!

Fuck It Friday Episode 130 Speak No Evil, Talk No Shit

Do you ever think about the glitches you see? Do you think this is all a weird dream that we're having DeJa'Vu because we really have lived this life before!! and We're just the ripple in time that this scenario worked out, THIS TIME!

Ok listen my gummy went too hard, and I'm panicking and hit post too early. So HAPPY HALLOWEEN Kiddies!!! you get it a tiddy bit early!

Fuck It Friday Episode 131 Are You Real

I want you to listen to me and listen good. 
Make Informed choices. 
Think like you've got some fucking home training.
Don't be a twat, and stop talking to someone just because they don't like the same person you do. 
most important. BE A GOOD FUCKING HUMAN TO ALL OTHER HUMANS.

GO TEAM

Fuck It Friday Episode 132 In The Clurb, We All Fam.

What's your views on Body counts? is it important? do they need to disclose the hole roster before hand?

Look, I'm not saying don't have a good time, all's I'm saying is be smart, be safe, and don't under any circumstances EVER EVA EVA EVA, Wait until you are married to take that brand new car out on the roads a few times. 
Drive it. but put your seatbelt on!

Fuck It Friday Episode 133 Why Body Count Doesn't matter to me

Have you ever just gotten sick to the end of wanting to impress people with lies about you?
Are you ready to be who you are and let someone love you for the piece of shit human you are?
GREAT we can help you! 
Call 1 1800-Get-Bent and for the low low price of $299.99  + travel and expenses *price subject to change on a whim*, Jay and I can come and give you a full assessment as to what's wrong with you and why the opposite sex won't touch your no-no square!

BUT if you don't the funds, just say so... GO ahead and listen to the episode and it's kinda like the same thing. But not really!

Fuck It Friday Episode 134 The Games Will Never End

Look ya'll, Jay might be drinking the kool-aid or something, because he's talking all kinds of crazy with this "Body count doesn't bother me anymore" 
INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
but incase this is the new norm WELCOME LADIES you might actually like the new "Devil May Care" Big Jay!!

Episode 135 Receipts are what matter

You know what, it's been a long week. That's what this episode was. So much anger, sadness, disappointment, and shame. But, Piggy is trying to get over all of that. Don't worry about her too much, she gets plenty of treats and pets. Anyway, life is being dealt with, you know how it fucking goes. Let's just try to keep it nice out there, huh? Most people suck, so try not to be like them.

Fuck It Friday Episode 136 We can do it all but why would we

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain". 

                                                                                        -Morpheus

That motherfucker was on to something! "Real" is only what you perceive it to be. In the end, all of us are full of shit, and simultaneously none of us are. Yeah, think about that while you're trying to pass that rough dry bowel movement you're currently trying to finish. You should have taken a real stool softener. And, while you're at it, soften up your attitude a little bit, and try not to be such a real cunt. I think we'll all benefit in the end. 

                                                                    Signed,
                                                                     A real motherfucker
                                                                      (According to Jenn)

Fuck It Friday Episode 137 What Is A Real Man

Welcome, I’m Jenn, & my Co-host Jay. Creators of the #FuckItFriday episodes of People are the worst podcast. Our random thoughts of the week taking off with the ADD of a well trained seahorse. Shit gets WILD and quick!!
Please give us a listen, leave a review in your podcast player. Did you love it? Do you hate it? 
*WARNING* this podcast uses very explicit language, we don’t shy away from anything, there will be offensive subjects, wording, no part of this will be PC. We aren’t very filtered people, so we wanted to make sure y’all got the real us. 

The reason we’re like this is, we deal with people every single day, and well the name of the podcast gives it away, People are the WORST. 

Sit down, take a load off, and let us make you laugh for a while. We think we’re hilarious, you should to!

Episode 135 Receipts are what matter

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