stuff I either mixed, recorded, wrote, etc. for (bandana nz made the thumbnail art btw :> )

○ My Resume【Old to New!】

Kilroy: Clarence The Duck
This Man: Box_Soldier22
Written by: Clarence The Duck and Box_Soldier22
Beat by Epistra
video coming soon to rap battle day
This is my first battle and I am very proud of it. Thank you to everyone who helped me make my first rap battle. Seya on the flip side.

Kilroy Vs This Man (Clarence The Ducks Rap Corner)

Video coming out soon
This took awile so hope you like it
Witten by: Clarence The Duck, Box_soldier22
Mixed by Light https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40... 
Pingu Va: Clarence The Duck
your here you silly ding dong
The Penguin Va: Box_Soldier22
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEM... 
Thumbnail by: BDGR
description copy and pasted from YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eza4y3jI0o&ab_channel=ClarenceTheDuck  

seya later.

The Penguin Vs Pingu

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

What's up guys its been a while. We have the king of cowards Shaggy Rogers vs The young cult fighter Sal Fisher. This is one of the first battle ideas that I had ever started to wright and I kind of forgot about it until about a month ago. I hope you enjoy and Pingu vs Penguin video is coming out soon as well as the video for this. 

ForgottenSon as shaggy

BDGR as Sal

Art by myself

Mixed by Box_Soldier22

Thumbnails by Box_soldier22

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Shaggy (0:12)

Like Zoinks scoob, looks like we're facing another ghoul 
Who is constantly bullied every time he goes to school
If you're facing a saying then you must have a death wish
But i'm sure deformed milhouse isn't something i should mess with
Put on your glass eye to see the win that your getting
You can't see it because you got your face blown off by kenneth
Killin you mom in the process, now that is qwite the tragedy 
Although it's not a loss when your killed your friends and your family
A girl killed by a bronie? Well that sounds like baloney 
When unmasking him in your dream proved to you he was a phony 
But then it turns out to be a much bigger threat than you think
Iv seen more creative stories in invisible ink


Sal Fisher (0:45)
I've just seen a ghost, and i thought i was dead
Like being overused in rap battles seems to be your specialty?
Call you the verbal mrs sanderson when your being stabbed to death 
Cuz being put behind your bars i'd rather die to electricity 
It's the ripoff jughead jones, you best had come alone
Cuz if you're bringin a talking dog, now i know you're gettin stoned
Now i'll throw you a bone, my series was kinda unknown
But you're running at the first sound of a moan or a groan
Your only fans have outgrown you, while your trying on chalone you
try and impress Dinkley but jinkies you just end up all alone, dude
I cant believe that your trying to best me in this bout
Cuz i know your poorly aged cartoons aren’t something to brag about

Shaggy (1:19)
Looks like emo fran bow decided to grow some balls
Have you seen my reputation i'm the best in rap battle brawls
Im charging up my powers, you're about to get your world rocked
Bros only remembered for edgy cosplayers on tik tok 
Your exposition dumps are boring, I'm glad to give you the ax
But your verse was even more depressing than your story's climax
Your face doesn't matter, the only plus of that trash gives 
covering your ugly mug is what the point of your mask is
Your just a freaky, nosey, too charismatic kid whos
final attempt at redeeming himself was cut short dude
Because your only known to be a jackseptic playthrough 
All i need is one present of my power to defeat you


Sal Fisher (1:52)
I took down a cult you arrest old men and than party
I stay with my friends while your riding off laurel and hardy
Ghosts, zombies, Kiss, pirates, robots, and wizards
Your a coward in all, they should call you lilly lillard
So scram you hippie, i'm not afraid of blood
I’ll scare your courage the cowardly dog and leave you face down in the mudd
Back in the day you were known as one of the comedic gods
Nowadays your just milked for clickbait and fnf mods
Your live action sequels couldn't get your timeline steady
And your a manchild, stuck slurping on mothers spaghetti
Not in one episode of your series you ever played the brave man
Cuz the only thing that you care about is “where is the caveman?”

thanks for tuning in, bye.

Shaggy Rogers Vs Sal Fisher

LYRICS:

ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Dream vs. W.D. Gaster!
Begin!

W.D. Gaster (0:15):
Lost souls are never seen again trying to step to me
'Cause I make foes go missing, call you MC #17
I’ll leave you begging and pleading, but this isn’t someone that I’d spare
Quite ironic your name is Dream, when all you’re giving people are nightmares
The W.D. Gangster ‘boutta break apart your entire script
This MVP’ll 404 your SMP of Super Minecraft Pricks
My followers stay loyal, bending to my every beck and call
Your followers go and dox you, guessing you don’t want that addressed it all (evil laugh)
I’ll turn a hyped up mob spawner to a Hyper Goner
I’d rather watch idiots try to land some backwards long jumps
Dropping the hard R around your fanbase of minors
Yet your skin couldn’t be Light Lighter Yet Lighter

Dream & George (0:55):
Hey George! (Yeah?) Who’s this? I’m not subscribed to this white guy!
Guessing Einstein’s in shambles ‘cause he got split across his timeline
Screw the Manhunt, I’m turning the tables, you’re going toe to toe with the MC pro
You’ll get dropped again ‘cause I tower above you with my water bucket flows, oh!

(Doubletime)
Dream’s come to reap, but your fans did that for me
Poked and prodded till they took apart your whole story
You’re weak with each scheme, when each time I stole glory
Leaving you split more than your laboratory
Getting clicks while you’re ignored by the masses
Spitting sick, that’s what the point of the mask is
Shattered and scattered, I’mma fire blast ya
And leave you to tears: W.D. Ghast-er

(Normal time)
You offended, SJW-D? Oh, I can tell
So just sign off, language police, and take this AS-L

W.D. Gaster (1:29):
You left me counting sheep although you think you’re spitting mean
But Dream, it’s only rude to talk about people that are listening
This scientist, you can’t deny, ‘cause the numbers I’ve seen don’t lie
Let's face it, to face me you’d have to be a dirty cheater, right?

Dream (1:42):
If you wanna talk trends, I've been ballin' every month
'Cause you're always in the back, while I'm always in the front, oh!
Twenty speedruns of your game, (yeah?) Gaster’s still NotFound (Ooh!)
I mean I couldn’t get any FUN value out of your entire Underground
C’mon now W. D., for me, it’s nothing to leave a creep murdered
‘Cause when I’m speedrunning the beat, I bring double the beef like a Dream Burger
Whine all you want man, the darkness can’t cut deeper than my axes can
Keep talking shit and they’ll have to call you the man who catches hands

W.D. Gaster (2:09):
Testing the royal scientist was the least of your big brain plays
Can’t tell what’s faker; your persona or your pig trade gains
For years I studied the effects that human souls could deliver 
All you can do is make the net RESET their timelines... on Twitter!
With how far you’ve fallen, no boats or horses could save your skin
Goodbye Dream, your journey’s met an end here that you can’t pay-to-win (evil laugh once more)

Dream (2:30):
Sorry you feel that way, but you're getting dunked on, dawg!
I’ll leave you ditching this battle - call it your Jon Swan song
The bar-dropping lava-hopping River Man just sank your boat
I’ll keep my victory screech, ‘cause this white man just got ratio’d! (Ooh!) 

ANNOUNCER
Who got lucked out and won the battle?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Production:
Commander Jacob as W. D. Gaster

Eric The Audible as Dream
littleflecks as GeorgeNotFound (Cameo)


Written by: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, GamingPlush64, 01Tyler10, Commander Jacob, MasonG, Meta
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Serena

Dream vs. W.D. Gaster - Stark's Rap Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

loud sound warning 

Bro what did I do to you, why are you throwing strays at me.
I really don’t get it Psytube, attacking me like I’m Jofinity.
You just made your biggest mistake.
Funny. You’re the psyduck, yet you give me the headache 
It’s my turn, put the toys away.

Being an ass for no reason isn’t charming
Maybe you’ll be cool if you started evolving 
Your bars and your fan base are both starving 
I knew your disses would have been bad before I started 

You probably didn’t think I would respond 
If you wanna get bread, Psytube, go to the pond
You got bob Ross rhymes dude. You can’t compare us two.
Common Nugget L’s exist now but it all started with you 

The sun goes down that’s when  they get started
They’ve got one mission: thats to kill the target!
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who DOESN'T SHUT UP!! 


Mixed by Box


this a joke.

"It had no effect." (PROD LEXNOUR)

> AORB 20 has joined the server

Wecome to the first AORB of 2023! Today, we got the funny MineCraft man himself, Steve, going up against the player insert character from Animal Crossing, the Villager. Who'll build their island faster, and who'll win the battle? Listen, decide for yourself, and just remember to not mine down!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V7v_CbuqW6XtI-zp9ag1FzqgGNGOV5Z4RDuzRxQn0NY/edit?usp=drivesdk

Steve vs the Villager - Acting Out Rap Battles

Shoutout to my friend RABI! Walbert parts written by Rabi and cover art by Ethan!

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vbu5Lx7inoW6kK4J_BieGQS4gbCa3chi_XaMxo_-tK8/edit?usp=sharing

Millard Birdmore vs Walbert - Contest Of Champions [DEMO]

Dune Vs. Northman

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Off

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

Bird As Pokey

Cole As Cacturne 

Mixed by Jort

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Cover art by SPM1000

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Ennway

Pokey:
Lets go
I’m the dopest Pokey (yuh?) you’re a dopey Poke
I could destroy any lowly crony even if I’m snowy 
Got cold feet? (Hah) Freezing up from exposed heat 
You’re below me so unzip your mouth and blow me!

That needle arm is not unique, so prickly prick quit tryin’ to hit me
Not even special to Sidney, overshadowed by his Shiftry
And still this sucker’s sucker punch could never fucking fuck me up
Dumped on route 111? You’re the one who’s munchin’ dust 

Cacturne:
Guess what! It’s Cact’s turn and i’m Drain Punching a Pokey
Chew you up and spit you out like the tongue of a Yoshi
No matter which skin equipped, you’re still a damn bore
Either your flow is absorbed, or you miss me in a sandstorm!

The raps I spit are hazardous and damagin’ like spikes
Leave a loser hammered in like the mallet from Morton's fight
You burrow like a Diglett, yet I’ll still shock you like a Raichu
But at least you’ll be a boss after I once again mummify you!

Pokey:
Think you can defeat me? You’re as weak as cheep cheep
Your rapping is almost as bad as you spamming Leech Seed
I tower over ya, Cacnea’s just one of my different segments
Dropped from the anime, this mixed attacker got mixed reception!

Straight from Doki Doki Panic, now this Pokey’s flowing frantic
James disowned him so he's saddened, just a lonely coping has-been
Funny, the brainless Scarecrows actin' all tough 
When he's the one afraid of being smackdown by small bugs 

Cacturne:
You're a legless monstrosity, how are you gonna run tracks?
Given how you handle boomerangs, you wont like this comeback
You’re just a creeper, whether 64 or your Minecraft Mash-up
Mario’s party pummelled Pokey, this potato stacks button mashed-up!

Taken from another game, where you looked like a snot thread
Knock off, and I ain't talking bonking your bod till you drop dead
You blow hard! One of your various variants if you need to be informed
So I’ll leave this "fun guy" spiked up, even if he switched forms

Pokey vs. Cacturne - Mario vs. Anything!

lyrics:

Ayo
This a song about
My, my stepdad
Let's see if this ever happened to you
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures that I draw of
Shit that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
God, I just wish I could jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection and put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones), just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
But this why I
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry, which is why I'm tryna get this bitch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said, "Fuck you punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)

prod. by kendrick lamar
coverart by serena
special thanks to shadow money wizard gang

Peashooter! (feat. Freshy Kanal)

Cast
King ducky as duck season
Clarence the duck as the duck
Trakked as andy the apple

Crew
Written by acexperts, powerpoint rap battles, clarence the duck
Writing help by BDGR, king ducky
Art by limJJ, clarence the duck
Beat by surce beats
Mixed by Box
Thumbnail by Acexperts

Lyrics



Andy The Apple 
Hello, dog or something, your game is just another passing fad
While I’ll drop bombs that make your nuke ending look bad
Against Eastwood this dog is barking up the wrong tree
But compared to your son the one firing shots is Andy
God, take off the mask, or I'm gonna have to stop your pedo ass right there
The guns are on you from above, you got shot by choppers in the air
Wanna pack a utensil against my axe? You must be kidding me
Come into the barn with peter, we can play some hide and seek

Duck Season
Oh, hello kid, i was going for a smoke
But i guess i’ll just have to leave a worse dad choked
Both of my games are classics, you stay a distaint myth
With my success, you’re green with envy…call you a granny smith!
When I spit citric it makes Eastwood’s attempts go south
Im spitting fire like your house, your sprite doesn't have a mouth 
Your bottom of the barrel, like your son at the lake
But oh wait, no, to find lore you drag him along by his face
My initials are what shadows you, nintendo's DS
I'm the best, compared to my VR you are BS
You’re low hanging fruit, go grab the gun, no fam to shoot
The dead bro from you?, its hanging you, now you have no use (OH)

Andy the apple
Dawg you couldn’t give me fear, felix experienced better flow
This dad is like thea’s, were your good disses written in crow?
Even if you chose to choke, your still not going home
As your wife left you, because you chose the cheat codes
I'm puzzled by this, who let the dog spout?
Since Matpat touched your game you wonder, who let the doxx out?
Your like a mascot, but hold up you're actually a furry
After i bury my axe in your brain it won't be the static that is blurry
Listen duck i am not here to throw and catch the ball
I will grab my axe, and cave it into your skull
Its maddening, you call me a worse father
Compared with your domestic abuse? I have beat you harder

Duck Season / Duck
Even with your gun against the screen you would still miss
I would say i would fuck yo wife but your best friend did
You're killing you family, you're norman bates with an apple head
But NOW? guess what? Your family is still (gun shot) DEAD
Your burning your house, and kid and wife
But when setting fire to things you forgot the mic
Go back to your cannibal picnic because im out
After being the second being to put thomas down

Andy the apple vs. Duck season (FT King Ducky and Trakked)

enjoy your stay :)

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•BANNER BY CIDISSWO 
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Andy the apple vs. Duck season (FT King Ducky and Trakked)

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