Rap Battles I'm In!

RapPads Battles & Diss Tracks Vol 1

Projects in which I voice in that aren’t my own.

oh hey it’s me

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

WAN as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell Beats
Cover art by JK03

Link (0:21):
Savior of Hyrule, I'll be taking all of your hearts
When I'm making sure that I rule this rap track like Mario Kart
And if maybe her - the Peachy one - gets kidnapped and trapped way too often
It's mainly to run away from ya, with how soft your Octorok is
I'm commencing the bombings, Sheikah Slate
You ought to escape to your pizza place
I'm dropping the gauntlets, you cannot stop this
Don't have the Courage to see the face
Of the man who defined what Adventure is like
You redefined how to lose to this knight
Who won the Game of the Year between us?
The one about hats or the one climbing heights?
Keep storming ghostly houses, still held captive by King Boo
If Luigi can Jump better, Man, who even really needs you?
Let’s see you execute a verse like the countless toads you’ve slayed
You can call me April 1st cause I’m leaving you erased

Mario (1:05):
Mamma-mia, Link! I expected more from an appointed champion
Always one jump ahead of you; the gaming industry I’m carrying
Very cheap-cheap with Rupees, vandalising many houses
And made Zelda feel remorseful, even bluer than my trousers
I stomp in this matchup so hard, it’s like an infinite 1-up
Unlike you, cleaning a town’s the only time I bring a Great F.L.U.D.D
Here’s a tough pill to swallow, I drop better puzzles than you could
Zelda didn’t want to pull your Master Sword but you still haven’t Lost Wood
I find it quite ironic that you’re meant to rep the light
When your Netflix series never got to see the Sunshine
This Keebler Elf failed to stop the Calamity, you're too-a weak
So boring, your next lines will put me into a century of sleep!

Link (1:50):
Check your Historia, I can see why you're seen as an enemy
Cause’ you’re trying to wipe out DK’s offspring like they were my memories
You fail to see your shortcomings, all the fame and praise is consuming you
You'll be another silent-type once I join your Wrecking Crew
Luigi is trying his best to be greater, yet you shove him aside like a tool
Doubt I can spit when the only punches you throw’s on the Yoshi that saved you
(Hyaa!) He made you grow up to be the world’s biggest gaming figure
But you dropped him to the void, and gave him the middle finger
  
Mario (2:19):
I'm used to handling babies, with all your shouts and screams
But not the fact that you were robbing gravestones as a teen
Threatened Hyrule by releasing Ganon when you pulled the demon’s bane
When you fight Ghirahim, you're like my mobile games: free to play!
For an elf that was shelved, I thought you’d have better rapping
I’m-a throw my hat into the ring and win! No Cappy.
Your Sword went Skyward but your ratings dropped harder than Thwomps
Jump you with these koopa shells; Mario just made your hearts stop (Yahoo!)

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles (ft. WAN and RaccoonBro)

(Note: This is a remastered version of the original battle, available to watch on YouTube right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdz0OuHuhU&t=117s)

The legendary original Pokémon master Red wants to battle with the master dragon trainer Hiccup from How to Train your Dragon. Which lifelong companion to fire-breathing dragons will reign supreme?

Raichous as Red
RaccoonBroVA as Hiccup
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

Hiccup (0:07):
This is Berk, your resting place! Hey, don't you mind showing your face?
The only edgy one here should be Stormfly, not some little kid who abandoned his race 
Me and my gang are protecting the dragons, you like to make yours fight to the death 
My bond to Toothless, unprecedented; constant abuse is your form of respect?!


Red (0:23):
So, a social reject wants to get my team wrecked when he left his weak pet
Wallowing in neglect ‘cause he was depressed? Well, Red’s gonna diss your disrespect:
You claim your bond to Toothless is a strong one, tell me how he still ended up brainwashed?
I'm spitting Fire Blasts to take your other leg, go warn the people of Berk of your great loss! 
Serving this Haddock Horrendously lifeless, you ought to run from this battle and give up 
I guess your father was right in the first place, your very being was naught but a Hiccup
I'm used to blasting Team Rocket away, your Night Fury knows that he did the same 
I see why you thought that the dragons weren't safe, when you witnessed yours murder Stoick that day! 
(Ohhh!) What good are you as a leader if it seems your friends can do much better
(Yeah) This senior’s meager when measured to me; like an Ice-type, you crack under pressure
You tamed a monster at 15? I tamed 150 at 10!
I wouldn’t need the schemes of a fiend to bring this trainer to end


Hiccup (1:09):
Oh, no, this isn't the end for me yet; still got a tribe and a secret to guard
Your games are more of a sellout to me than what you buy at a Poké Mart
You went on a journey to become the very best, but you never experienced pain
I lost a leg and my father and Toothless, while in Super Smash Bros, you lost your name!
I got a family, with me and Astrid
You went and ditched your mom just like her husband did! 
Pulling no punches, I'm savage like Bludvist
My rhymes are Ghost-type, you cannot touch this!
The only thing you're gonna catch are these hands 
You'll end up deceased like a Cubone’s mother
With all your Max Potions, you still will not last 
You're getting bullied by Gary? Oh, brother...
Can we just talk about this for a minute? Cap face down but his ego up
Thinks being silent is because he's powerful, but in reality he's just a cub
Looking at the Smash 4 roster - heck, man
You’re getting cut like the National Dex, and
All of your Fire, Red, douse it with flow
And I’m running you over like Pokemon Go!

Red (1:55):
I'd rather remain nameless than be known as a chief of Hooligans 
A master revered for Generations, do you truly know who you're dueling with?
You're calling me out for alleged abuse when you shot down and crippled your best bud
My mother raised me with compassion, yours abandoned you when you were young! 
I birthed a franchise of legendary games
Your games are the plot of your franchise: tame
Like a Garbardor, you bet I'm trashing your rhymes
Verses so hot, I'm burning Berk a second time!
Thinking I’m getting the silver? Look at the sword that’s within your possession
My legacy will be echoed for ages, nobody’s giving your series attention!

Red vs Hiccup. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Raichous and RaccoonBroVA)

(Note: This is a remastered version of the original battle, available to watch on YouTube right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUOkX_l1siU&t=28s)

Two protagonists who fight for justice, one a vigilante and the other a steadfast lawyer, duke it out in a battle of raps!

AdamSandlerDRB as Phoenix Wright
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Jofinity and YLFEthan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by M!CAH

Phoenix (0:15):
10 years with this job; was a rough journey
But here I don’t even need to bluff dirty
The Phantom Thief leader just isn’t worthy
‘Cause he’s stuck in the shadow of the Ace Attorney
The defence is ready to present, no relent, he's on the offensive, you can't steal this win
The length of your game is a crime, running over more than the one who hit Sumire’s twin!
Sojiro's got heavy burdens if you think you're looking cool
Can I take you seriously when Royal launched on April Fools?
I've had coffee on my face, still more pleasant than your coffees
And I'm dropping thieves harder than Dustin Prince's body 
Got tasered once before, but not as shocking as your plot 
Man, you dropped that bar like the Crow did when his shadow shot 
You're fighting two opponents, seasoned lawyer and obesity 
That burger challenge took some big guts to complete, huh?
The mic, I HOLD IT! Your honor, I've got a point I want to press...
You don't get caught dating your teacher, pharmacist and committing theft?
The Spirit of Justice doesn't really apply For All with the battles you fought
Knowing you saved the world and still got imprisoned, like it was for naught

Ren (1:02): 
Huh, I really did stoop down low, fighting against a washed-up con artist 
I don’t even need to perform my duty when you’re already heartless
I may be branded as criminal, Wright; in the eyes of the law I’m scorned
But the crimes I'm accused of aren't as violent as your bond with Delia Hawthorne!
Forged evidence, Phoenix? And I thought Mia had the brain tumor
Then again, you did get whacked in the head worse than your wacky humour
The future, I’ve risen to fight for it - you're wallowing in the past
I mean being a virgin at your age? No wonder you couldn't bring Mia to Smash!
Over 10 games in and you're growing stale fast
I see that five o' clock, another shadow to unmask
I'll leave you like the voice in my head, left a murmur
Mark it this second time that I've been accused of murder
Fell into a death river but you don’t have any flow
I must be going fishing ‘cause I’m reeling in the dough
You cannot level up to me, I've reached the crescendo 
Dug yourself a hole so deep, it belongs in Mementos!

Phoenix (1:50):
OBJECTION! The testimony you gave contradicts the evidence 
You stated I dug myself a ditch when in Smash you ditched your own friends?
Your win got snubbed at the Game Awards to another silent protagonist
Wendy’s Oldbags are in your face, it’s anything but an accident!
You were made to be a cash cow, always getting milked dry by Atlus
The people are stepping all over you like you're Shibuya’s mattress
Better fix that glove upon your hand, you're worthless in a game of sleight 
I’ll do you like Goro Akechi did, basically I snuff out your light!

Ren (2:21):
Back off, Nicky Boy - you shouldn't mess with a thief’s love 
Repeating your claims like you gave your theme a redux
Running a failing firm, you’re better in Detroit
Surely with that spiky hair, you would've gone to the point 
You'd feed Maya for years with the filler in your story
Don't need to diss your bar, the judge already did it for me 
I'm better at contracts, so let's strike up a truce, see:
I'll Goho-M if you stop lying to Trucy!

Phoenix Wright vs Joker. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB and RaccoonBroVA)

VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSj7jRiFErM

RaccoonBroVA as Piglin

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Emboar 
(@rayyan-izz)

Lyrics :
Piglin (0:14)
Into The Nether, he11 itself that’s packing designs so divine
Unless assigned to be a starter then mostly left behind, declined  
Grinding sessions slower than Carnivine ultimately left em’ bored
And I don’t need good sn(IV)ys’ to be more Serperior, Emboar
Seems your discipline’s not in check, makes sense that your reckless
Leave you in an electro cob-web so you have a chance to wreck, less
But Gamefreak saw the chance then pledged a fire idea like
Another fire/fighting type, well third’s time the charm I guess
That’s complete DS, can’t reject the best when I’m lighting tracks
No fainting in this fight unless you want the screen fading white and black
That tier explains your relevance, no need to abuse the competitive
Leaving you washed up in my flow, that’s super effective

Emboar (0:49)
You got your ancestors replaced so who do you really compete for
Thought a creature from the nether was able to spit heat more 
Ain’t seen a bigger copycat since rom hacks, shams galore
Your insults go through like your using ghost attacks, Chandelure
Hammering your face in with my arms when I cause harm
But you did that yourself by being a guinea pig for mob farms
Overshadowed so much you struggle to shine brighter than a beacon
Since the only time you run the track is with your feature in speedruns
Your addition to the position still left you with no recognition
Cause at your core, your essientally villagers [nether edition]
Flow’s extinguished where you’re from, I’m sure you're well aware
So step out of your comfort zone if you really wanna make this fair

Zombie Piglin (1:24)
Now you’re up against the undead, dropping bars up for barter
Couldn’t smash a beat when this sinner roars from the roster 
 Being soft as gold ‘gainst war pigs is what I expected
I leave you in the dust but you’re somewhat used to being neglected
That verse of yours is a smack down compared to your battles, music
Defeated by underdogs that ain’t Lucario, lose it 
Ironic this pig can’t bring beef, like a mooshroom sheared down
So you’ll be withered when I make you like a save file, cleared out

Emboar (1:47)
Obsessed with gold when you're taking second shows how your never right
Unaffected by your fire blasts with a defense tougher than netherite
Though if I wanted you to suffer, I’d throw your butter into the gutter
But you’ll still blow up if you’re slept on, one way or another
This bacon’s fame had to be awakened, so I’d take it your mistaken
Quite shaken at this creation, that’s cravin’ a win so forsaken
I‘m not surprised the lines defined makes Steve look like the better fighter
So blaze it like my shiny form, or fear my soul of pure fire

Written by h4lf_ 
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Piglin vs Emboar. P/A Rap Battle!



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Rap Shit It Out Musically  Apollo Diss

Hometown Proud Maverick Diss

Minnesota Vs Everybody DRnova & DJ Melcolm

DRnova Vs Mock5 Battle 1

M Savage And Ish Talker Diss

@freshy-kanal as Invader Zim, GIR, and the Announcer
@king-mewtwo as Plankton
Tom Kenny as the French narrator

Written by: Henry Jones, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, @top-irish, @user-120833346, @king-mewtwo, @deanfalcon, @swoldow_evgrb, Ribbit, @kennethh-5, Aaron Peters, Daniel The Rapper, and razzy 
Cover art by: @jordan-showish
Beat produced by: @atomicbeats-1
Mixed by: @freshy-kanal

Lyrics:
T.V. RAP BATTLES!
INVADER ZIM!
VS!
PLANKTON!
BEGIN!

Plankton:
Karen, fire up the lyric machine, because today, I’ll cut no slack
To a green freak who’s best known for his creator’s other Maniac!
Just take a look at my Plan Z, and you will see like Ice I interrupt
I'll take the win, and the formula, once this rejected alien steps up
This fool wants to challenge me? You're about to get burned by my flow 
I'm going strong with tens of seasons, after 2006 you're a no-show (ooo) 
So, you have a TV film soon? Check the numbers, Zim
Stepping to the more Supreme of minds? Looks like The Nightmare Begins!

Zim:
I won't be stopped by a round cyclops of doom 
So don’t get Krabby, microscopic fiend, expect another squashing soon
You’re at the Bikini Bottom of the Bucket, disgusting friendless scum
You had to build your own wife, beating this rotting Chum is F.U.N
GIR: 
We will squish you like a bug, because you're Imperfect, Cell  
Zim: 
It's very pathetic that you're scared of whiny teenage whales
Several torture methods have been thought up and i've made my decision
Split this molecule in two, so he can finally have peripheral vision

French Narrator:
1 verse later...
Plankton:
And you’ve yet to make a harsh statement
My quips will leave you in more tears than your show’s cancellation!
You're just a disaster, you're weaker than Patrick in the competition
I’ll give your fans a reboot of you, alright: Invader Zim’s Extinction!

Zim:
You're lying if you think you can best this Extraterrestrial mastermind
I’ll roast this Patty like a family. Except it’s gonna be done right!
You will always be 1% evil, like Mr Krabs, I’ve foiled ya
You failed in this fight like you fail to get the Secret Formula! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
T.V. RAP BATTLES!

Invader Zim vs Plankton. T.V. Rap Battles 3.

Mario:
I spit epic lines against this f**king sh*t rip off
You’ll be siivagunned down to the ground so stop
I’ll plow right through you like bricks, breaking more ground than the Wii
You’ll fall like a Lakitu, I’m used to curb-stomping tiny enemies
I’ve got the Nintendo Power to outlive any memes you bring
I’m known the world over, you don’t matter in the Grand scheme of things
Are your eyes blue because you’re feeling depressed?
If not then I’ll make you feel that, because I’m the best!

Grand Dad:
I'll boot your legs in, don't even dare try to own me
I'm on top! You're comin' up Smol like Nozomi!
I’m grand, you’re banned, and I’ll leave your a** canned
I’m a man, I’m not a fan, so I’ll hit you with a pan
You're a frickin moron b***h, so be ashamed and cry
Why don't you Grab me lunch and maybe Die
You make me f**king cringe- ew ttgd
Call me your grand daddy~ cause now you listen to me

Mario:
I'll turn the tables when this foe's been boned
I'm smoking this joke, even though he's already flinstoned
I'm packed with bars of fire just like one of bowser's castles
Reaching for the win like a flagpole in order to end this battle

Grand Dad:
I'm a top-notch gangsta, why not replace Grand with God?
While you're a faded out star scrapped in favor of COD
Run out of time or this fight, either way you'll descend bro
I'll switch things up as I stomp out this coinwhore for Nintendo

Who Won

Who's Next

You Decide

Jaeden Man89 Rap Battles of 

GRAND DAD
FLEENTSTONES?

Numbness

Written by Red, Adroitwhiz, , epicman12 , Jaeden-Man89, R The Writer

Beat
https://youtu.be/kGg6q1j6jZE

Cast:
King Mewtwo as Mario
Red As Grand Dad

If you think it's good I might do another

Mario Vs Grandad

King Mewtwo as Globglogabgalab
Skeep as Dunsparce

Globglogabgalab:

Slam poetry? Delicious, I love a schwibbleschwabble
But I sense a bad taste from the words of your squabble
So best get silent and wide eyed, scary
Or you’ll lie buried in my library
Stuck without an evolution and your stats are flimsy
The surprisingly long got the short Straw-insky
You wanna see my rap Treasure Trove? Best get diggin’
Unlike this cryptid, my win’s Non-Fiction
Mmmm, splendid!

Dunsparce:


I wish I was in the Dark Cave, you’re a sight for sore eyes
You’re like a yeast infection of thoughts and minds
I’ll drill you down and reunite the dirt with its worm
I’m sure you’re already used to eating your own words
You’ll be a meme for a week, then you’re loved no longer
I’ll still be more fleshed out than this skin monster
All Hope is lost, Jabba, stick to Housing new inmates
This worm’s submerged in my flow, only useful as clickbait

Written by Eddie and Jason
Mixed by Dustin

Dunsparce vs Globglogabgalab - Pokemon vs Anything

Special thanks to Alex for uploading
(he told me to put this here lol)

Beat Produced by: Imotape Productions
Written by: Dani Frias, King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: B O R K
Mixed by: J Morris the Review Guy
Thumbnail by: AaronGPeters

King Mewtwo  as John Lennon
J Morris the Review Guy as Kurt Cobain

Lyrics:

Lennon:
Imagine there was no heaven or nothing to pray to
After listening to your songs, I’d say I was in the same view
With all the kindergarten playbacks, come in here and you're too low
All Apologies, but I'll smack you back to In Utero

Cobain:
Here's the difference between Cobain’s art and the man who's dream’s a nudist
You claim you're high and mighty but I myself worship the Buddhists
You don’t sound like you’re into anything but how am I too low?
I know “All You Need is Love” didn't mean brag about Yoko Ono
Then spent your honeymoon in bed, and been slacking ever since
Didn't play for you to join, but did your OCD never rinse?
The always sad friend of the group with I guess one known Christmas tune
I wouldn’t be all too surprised if you were depressing this beat soon

Lennon:
Got a band named Nirvana, but seems within it’ll decay
A Heart Shaped Verse so shattered it’d crawl back to the guitars that you’ve played
My writing demons are no more, you can’t make yours fade away
So best clean up that filthy verse like the janitor that stayed

Cobain:
Across the Universe, but your best work was racist through the stars
The pain that I’ve been through’s not even close to you spitting your bars
Make like your Beatles departure and still keep up with the peace
As your nose is bigger than your ambition for another piece
You’re a Montage of Heck but at least when your Poison’s Gone
You’ll be Fecal Matter, after you’re announced before dawn
You don't want a Quarry, Man if you're as beta as those times
Maybe try getting used more often to think up better lines

Lennon:
I don't believe in death, but after this I think that’ll be switched
Seems it’s not the first time that you’ve been under a painted bridge
I've been seen through as a lord, better call up Harrison
Because the closest thing to your moment was buried pressure, son
Got you caught in more flow than your conceiving; Nevermind
Should’ve went back to film-making to make better bloody lines
You’re in the Brad Pitt now, if he’ll even show up for his part
And with a friend from Compton, I thought you would get him for this kind of art
You’ll change in here more than your members, I’ve moved on from what you’ve dissed with
I won’t take you seriously when your best song is for Teen Spirit
You’ve got many inspirations, and then went thinking you were flawless
But give my nickel back and Nickelback his crown for the obnoxious

Cobain:
Changed my members, yes, but what relationships do you bring?
Me and Courtney stayed while you’ve got stale meat who could never sing
Not to mention your band’s material for pop culture allusions
Guess my cover did nothing but give this old man some confusion
I took assets from you and managed to do better than your smudge
It isn’t my fault that John Lennon here mixed up the grunge with grudge
I’ve been playing for MTV before they Unplugged with their music
You’ve been playing for little girls who prefer Harry as their choosin’
Now don’t interrupt me, I’m not here to kowtow and give thanks
When your closest thing to rapping was against O’ Reilly’s banks
Your Rolling Foes gave me four stars, it’s clear that we’re not on the same side
So keep coming at me if you once again want all your flames died

Lennon:
I spit Lithium; you spit its cancer rhymes that leave you dead
Say goodbye to all the friends living inside your head
Got a Simpson reference, now everyone rips off your flashback
Stay as the emo savior and be minimized to a movie soundtrack

LINE MEANINGS/FUN FACTS:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10owsMAvzpi_1bDjQQouQ7CYb-ZmVtOyRMfJlkCQx4IY/edit?usp=sharing

{REBOOT} John Lennon vs Kurt Cobain - Rap Battle

In this rap battle two iconic Nintendo "Trainers" go head to head, both with very different ideas of what training is. Who will win? That's for you to decide.

Also no this isn't the Smash version of Pokémon Trainer this one was actually competent enough to evolve his pokémon.

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/18354775

King Mewtwo as Wii Fit Trainer
https://soundcloud.com/king-mewtwo
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Vladimyr P. as Pokémon Trainer
https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzqKbVXFxRik0AkaLmFl2hg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Alex the Beast as Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ/featured

Mixed by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Written by Psytube
Cover art by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wKPZm/


Wii Fit Trainer:
Now, if you don’t want this fitness contest to be a landslide
You should start by improving the crooked posture of your franchise
No amount of warning screens could describe your world’s sheer danger
I mean, you fight ten foot tall monsters and host cockfights with strangers
Usually I’d tell you to relax but I get your aggression
It must feel quite bad to be kicked out your house when you’re eleven
Sure, you managed to trudge your way into beating the league challenge
But looking at your battle system, you couldn’t keep balance

Pokémon Trainer:
I’ve been out here on my journey, travelling far and wide
While you dance around on a doormat and you call it exercise
The bottom of the bargain bin wants to fight a gaming pro?
Then say hello to my killing monsters, pokéball, go!
(Charizard)
Against a fire breathing beast it isn’t hard to leave you floored
I’m up here soaring in the sky while you can’t jump on your board
(Blastoise)
You lasted for a week before grannies got bored of your cheap fad
Hell, even my hydro pump couldn’t pierce your fanbase as bad
(Venusaur)
Looking at all your players, Wii Fat really should’ve been your name
Cause solar beam moves faster than people playing your minigames
(Pokémon Trainer)
Come back guys, there’s no point, his series is beyond hope
It’s so dead, I couldn’t even see it with a Silph Scope

Wii Fit Trainer:
Should’ve breathed in deeply before you spat that verse
Your disses came out so damaged, they couldn’t be healed by your nurse
Sure you got pretty close with the 5 kids who play portables
But a glimpse of a good game? Looks like you haven’t caught ‘em all