Not sure if this'll get a video (leaning more on the it will but yea). Wanted to redeem my boy Vegeta writing wise.

Shadow Zel as Zuko
Dani Frias as Vegeta

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Zuko:
Call up Iroh in this bitch, bouta spill the tea
Don’t think that you just got the pitch, you’re not killing me
They really sent me out here fighting ‘gainst a slave who’s very fragile
Prepare to take this L, dude, you lose in every battle
Guess it’s time I put you down, burn you and then take the crown
Your planet probs a nation my tribe took down
A whole clown, set in stone that you can’t bare lines
Just a side dish, and I ain’t lovin’ that McDonald’s hairline
I’m rockin’ prince titles before you, your situation's clear
Get yourself beat up then you’re comin’ back like "Hello, Vegeta's here"
Be scared when we appear, I don't take foes kindly
You're 5'3, so I'll just stomp on you and win with this timely

Vegeta:
Hey, edgy boy, you should relax, you’re just a Nick show
You’ll probably start dabbing or something, I know how this goes
I've trained for this but you're dancing with Aang and think you're savage
Sit ya ass down, you left your training arc all to a dragon
I spit facts and my show rocks scars better than you
So keep that ponytail, 'cause this side dish is rockin' menus
Bitch, you only got decent in the last season 
Imma just finish you off to spare your sad breathin'

Zuko:
What’s a mere Prince to a Fire Lord, think you're taking down my horde?
My guards will take you on and then go torture you til I am bored
I’d pipe your girl but Yamcha did it for me
I got honor, you're just punching your son 'til he's down and snoring
This vegetable can't cook up nothin', no room for his pick up
But go ahead and keep dragging this til the fish jumps

Vegeta:
I'll destroy your shit with a galick gun, don’t think I’ll let that slip aside 
You built like a Ying and Yang symbol so it’s no wonder you can’t pick a side
Keep mentioning Bulma, I'll show you hell's gates. From there, you're crossing it
All tough from someone who was bowing when caught talking shit
Zuko got no bars in Ba Sing Se
Take the dub to Ozai, in the end, you still bring shame
You're clowned by every team you're in, and gave Iroh some poor housing
How many L's does Zuko got? Over 9000
And now you're bouta take another 'cuz of my company
You lost tryna step up to the Prince. And that's rough, buddy

Happy birthday Meta!!

Zuko vs. Vegeta - #12

Space princesses who rebel against galactic empires aboard iconic spaceships.

BrookeMorganVA as Rosalina
garbageGothic as Princess Leia 
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Luma
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

This battle is kinda long, so here's the doc for the lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-U-ZhmTb9-bu0wAzAt2FZTbvjhwh6XwxmA1dOE-GPU/edit?usp=sharing

Rosalina vs Leia. SIR Rap Battles (ft. BrookeMorganVA and garbageGothic)

a Battle of the men of your dreams

Trakked as This Man
RaccoonBro as Freddy Krueger 
Written by: M&Matt, Fredle, and Trakked
Mixed by Trakked:

Lines:
Freddy Krueger:
I’ve awoken for this battle to beat this happy valley dreamer
Cause your shitty story got me doing the weez…..er!
This args past was left checkered, playing your lines black and white, checkers
Better post this verse on twitter cause you’re getting tim deck-er-d
I'm willing to admit this bitch went Viral, ok
But he lost fame after marketing for Viral K
And it's about prime time you get some good lines bitch
Eating your pasta will be a fine dine of lines to dish bitch
Keep up your shit lines and you'll be more sliced than that dog
Forehead longer than my franchise, yet you keep that fucked smile, dawg
It's the most iconic freddy, topping robot terror teddies
God I haven't shredded paper this bad since super freddy!

This Man:
EVER DREAM THIS MAN? Every night throughout the world,
Freddy loses tons of battles to teenage boys and girls
It seems like you like getting beat by that child
So I’ll just bring the X-Files against this pedophile
In the later years, your franchise got a little wild
Now with ya reboot any little girl is your Dream Child
So many holes and random strings so i’ll pull ya at the seams
Your taglines were right; I am the man of your dreams
Shape-shift a new verse; A rap god is what I manifest
The fire I spit is more orange than your game on NES
Seems no one admire you, and that mug is just the proof 
If I’m the diss man of roasts your the “look at this dude"

Freddy Krueger:
1 or 2 bad lines I guess should be fine
But 3 and 4 to 9 and 10? I’ll never fucking sleep again!
Your arg’s so long and boring, on and on it goes
And your lines have only been seen in stockholm….syndrome!
Your just a shitty plot for some capitalists to make stocks(ya)
With that shitty mangaka they should call it Mang-caca
The most iconic face of horror up against a debunked cryptid
Guess I'm living a day with spongebob, the film never existed
The callers claiming they see you sure like to phone in,
It's a sad time when a hospital is the only place you've been shown-in
You'll be dead by daylight so quit your guerrilla marketing
You're a mindless monster trying to be smart, gorilla marketing

This Man:
I'd put a mask on, but that would be just unfair
Cause you're used to masked killers becoming your New Nightmare!
Why don’t you shut your greasy trap you burnt chicken nugget
Bring the flames to once again burn Myers disfigured cousin
Theories say you better get praying, or are you godless? 
While you're killing topless teens, Jason left you topless
You got Craven cravin for a box office success
Then gave up in the sequel, he couldn’t make it suck less
Then he got stoned in the 3rd hoping you would stick
But gave up in 4, spitting fire from a dog’s dick
Dream child came along and he hoped you would come back great
Then he realised Freddy's Dead, no need for that remake

This Man Vs Freddy Krueger- Terrifying Rap Battles

Jeffree Star Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Tom Savini Voiced By Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Thumbnail By Oofie
Beat Prod. by Frankie Vibes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5NbTwBZMMI

Jeffree:
I’m sorry, but why do you wanna face this?
Looking like Ted White after a Jason face lift!
Gotta be a prank. Did the Dobres tape this?
Call you a powder foundation, ya basic!
Now I’ve been used to drama, but this has-been as my rival kinda lowers the bar
I’m fuck-proof on the mic, we’re worlds apart, Hitting you so hard, call me Jeffree WorldStar!
I’ll shatter through that haphazard slash man
A fashion disaster, with a flasher ‘stache, damn!
You career’s gone stagnant, The computer’s your replacement
Only fans are the pale nerds locked in their basements!
This Maniac thinks his blood fests are some hot shit
Boils down to gore porn made by a misogynist!
I’ve been told I was prodigy, a god to be, it’s odd to me
To see the Godfather of Gore is trying offing me!
Face it Tommy Boy! You looking Tubby, boy!
Maybe use your make up magic on that tummy, boy!
One watch of your “Wet Dreams” makes me sick!
Of course you like fencing. You’re just a little prick!
Now you get your chance, old man! Don’t have a heart attack grabbing the mic!
Although that would be a fitting end, to “Screaming Mad” George Lite

Tom:
(Heh) Thank god you stopped, think my hearing went dead
That rap made me envy my fake rubber head
Your damn squeaky voice is a spike to the brain
No wonder your music career’s in the drain
Sorry, princess. You’re shilling it, I make my Blood Money from spilling it
So you can try to make me seem villainous. Of course the Sultan of Splatter is killing it!
You’re used to cheap bars, it’s where you got your start in!
I cut my teeth, cutting wrists in Martin!
In that Hollywood circle, your boy was putting in work
You really wanna measure with your Youtube circle jerk?
I know documentaries, got two about Jason
That Shane Daws shlock was just bad product placement!
You only got lies spilling out your painted kisser
But your silver tongue couldn’t protect you from the sisters!
Cashing in on Controversy, it seems like a crapshoot!
So try to run the track. You can’t handle a tracksuit!
Think it’s time for the living Bratz doll to behave
You can watch me Sundance on top of your channel’s grave!
Hope you’re ready to burn out Jeff, ‘cause that’s all that Stars do
I’m spitting, committed to splitting you. You won’t be around for part 2!

Jeffree:
Watch it hun! I’m an internet icon, this bygone is nothing!
You really can’t throw shade at the shine coming off my Diamond button!
Got millions of followers, your demographic is teeny!
With the way you treat female fans, the real “Creepshow”’s Savini!
Enough Smoke and Mirror, your whole life is bomb
This fake vet was only shooting pics in Vietnam 
Everything you do misfires, it seems to be your lot
Maybe you could ask your daughter how to shoot a better shot

Tom:
Again you go for the cheapest hits, the easy shit, you freaking ditz!
This racist kid, and tasteless twit. Your talents being wasted, bitch!
Wanna question my honor? Your love life is a goner
Only fit in at my school as a model for the monster!
Keep calling me old? Well you’re goddamn right!
Was making movies violent when you were back at Prom Night!
Film is a magical medium, but even I couldn’t make your bars stand out
With that crap performance, even your fans are thinking….What Now?

Jeffree Star Vs. Tom Savini(Prod. by Frankie vibes)

RNG as Hanzo Shimada
RaccoonBroVA as Claude von Riegan

Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hrsevelg

Beat Produced by: Black Rose
Written by: Dani Frias
Additional Writing Help by: MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Hanzo:
This battle's started, and I'll be the one who's striking
You're first on my list and you won't be the last not to my liking
Going down when I'm rhyming, a school kid will not topple me
Your game won't change when out the equation; simple geometry

Claude:
Woah there, pineapple head. You can't be that rude
When the arms you shoot your arrows with look like a public bathroom
That's crude, with a broken bow, I still draw high
While with your powers, you're still the worst archer since Hawkeye

Hanzo:
What's a dragon to a deer? Let's just make the battle clear
Must be baffling my ears, you are at another tier
You got a whole neckbeard, best know your niche
Killed one guy then went "racism’s no more",
Bitch, you should dip from this midconvo like my name is Ingrid
Chess became a dating sim and now we got this inbred
Instead, I'll just shoot you ‘til your clan dies out
I'm climbing walls, so come take this for an upside down
Confessed your love to your teacher then you walked off
You should make like her and not talk
Put my voice by Jackie Chan, yours is a Twitch streamer
The same one that'd look at my montages for hits cleaner

Claude:
There's a difference between me and you in houses
I'm running one and you're just a poster so Trump bounces, that sounds shit
A street gang can't compare to that blood of royalty
So I'll joyfully kick your ass if you dare try to soil me, yup
You'll need more healing than your brother, if I'll be honest
The one you "killed" then turned into a Best Buy product
And now I got em and you on sight, I'm bouta take some bodies
And having you burn in hell like you're Hanzo….Hasashi, oh
Half your roster's bitches Lorenz simps over
You rock a DPS but that's some BS that you odor
Take this burn and cry about your honor, I'm in my element
And I've seen better aim out of a Minecraft Skeleton

Hanzo:
At least my game rocks anime sword fighters
You needed waifus in order to get yours higher
Eating up this track and the dragons will eat you now
Like ryūu ga waga teki wo kurau

Claude:
Kinda funny that you think that you'd be skewing me
Played by toxic players then you took an arrow to the-

Edelgard:
No, we're not doing that

Claude:
Ugh, alright
Just another thief that I'll banish after a long wait
While getting dropped for Widowmaker, that's what I call fate

Hanzo vs. Claude

Hermann Rorschach - AdamDRB
Alan Turing - Tony Rigatoni

Mixing and Mastering - Glitchdude

Art - Ray

Thumbnail - Fightmarker

Writers:
Ethan
AdamDRB
Davestridsr 
HHH3
Sculpture
Dilly

Additional Help:
JustGamer


Hermann Rorschach Verse 1:
Ich male dir ein bild, to find the most skilled 
Focus, and you’ll notice, that I drop the Net Neutrality 

I don't test intellect, but find what lacks in normality.
And with such a spotty past, it seems you’re a perfect match for me

Humans project feelings onto things they can’t understand 
Like you commit your feelings to a failed affair with another man 

You're who Klex will clean next, like Kleenex, with disdain
I’ve made my mark on the fabric of history, I’ll wipe this stain


Alan Turing Verse 1:
Keep watch on man’s mind, as your name fades from relevance
Art’s an expression, yes, but your face remains expressionless 

You’ll be russian back home again, where your peers see
Not even Swiss Cheese has as many holes as your theory

A pattern forms here, you can't shape up, and it's evident
Your thieved idea? Less psychology, more so morphogenesis

Not convinced by your lies, since you conspire with pseudo-science
So don't test me, after all, yours is rubbish, don't deny this


Hermann Rorschach Verse 2:
I’m not the true faker, here, do you need a reminder?
I work in two majors, while you just get with the minors 

And digging yourself deeper, with a man 20 years under
A scientist should find that age is more than a number

Alan Turing Verse 2:
You can't compare a key job to your little ink blots
Does this bitty shrink snob pass my test? I'd think not

If you wanna keep on bugging me, it's official
Without question, it’s simple: your intelligence is artificial

 
Hermann Rorschach Verse 3:
Let’s talk about your theory, we all have different thinking
But the flaws are clear, see, cause while our minds change,

It's ironic, don't you say, cuz I have an ink-ling 
All thoughts on you were the same, when you came out as gay (ha!)

Your logic is chronic, the value you hold is null and sullied when
This outcast of a coder couldn't even handle the Boolean

It’s black and White, you’re corrupt, died a depressive nuisance 
Funny, it took a bad apple to leave you like code, executed


Alan Turing Verse 3:
Forcing your failure to your own subjects with
Proven delusions, correct, your test is truly “projective”

To think you’ll out-write me in this draw’s just senseless
When your job’s made from being clumsy with paper and pen, left

Defenseless, I meant it, with your inflammation, expected
That the only firewalls you lay down are in your appendix

I'll leave your ciphers cracked, Hermann, and it’s determined
Again, I’ll put war with the Germans to a firm end 

Alan Turing vs Hermann Rorschach - Discord Rap Battles

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

Rayyan (0:16-50):
Allow me to go first please, show Jenni No Mercy, if you really wish to verse me on a beat I'll be searching
For any substance in your style of writing but it seems you've got none to deter me
From surpassing you in Battle of the Month, and they say I’m the newbie in the community
Truly, the only fire you can ever dish out is the kind that’d put you in a juvie! (Ohh!)
I’m reaching new heights with my series 
But when it comes to “high”, I’m not talkin’ fuckin weed, jeez
Auditioned for AGT which is a shame to me
‘Cause all you claim to be is a college dropout, please
While you were raiding streets tryna’ find a home (Uh)
I made better battles with a shitty microphone (Yeah)
Got the stylish flows when I’m dropping beats
You failed at YouTube, I’m a prodigy

Jenni: (0:50-1:15)
I’m not gonna lie, hun. To me it’s a surprise.
To find that King Mewtwo didn’t spit those lines
I’m sublime when I’m drawing out rhymes, I’m an OG
The only thing you’re drawing out is crappy Sonic OCs
Pretty fitting Kirby vs Ditto got the top 10
Checking back at your “Sh-IT” bars, you’ve really mastered copying!
For me there’s no stopping! I’m a force with a rap verse!
Seen me in a 5k? Of course you’re getting lapped, nerd!
Spit faster than the slurred-word rapper
Endure a verbal batter by a master? Should be flattered!
But of course it doesn’t matter, we both know who’s best
Think that you’re a better writer? Why don’t you go and ask Seth

Rayyan (1:15-1:32):
It’s no surprise that the Bendy typecast is stretching for rhymes
Fire-types like me are always super effective ‘gainst Ice
Workin’ a fast food job but you cannot serve up a line
Climbin’ the ranks, here I am; only just been in my prime
You started making battles but you got no luck
‘Cause the people that you use? Girl, nobody gives a fuck
A copout like your joke battle, we just can't compare
Damn right I'm landing Top 10, you only land in foster care

Jenni:
Funny you bring up casting, 'cause last time I checked.
The only role that fits you is a stuttering mess
One good battle on your list, still bro you just fail
I'm the best at throwing hands, just check my thumbnails!
No mercy is in my title, and I’m leaving you choked!
I can write a better diss on myself as an April Fool’s joke!
Even though you went for broke, you still got checked, kid
I’m girl number 7 to make you feel rejected!

Special Inquisitor Rayyan vs. Jenni | FRB Brawl - Round 1

Hi everyone! Welcome to the 15th episode of AORB! Today we got one of the most infamous games for the NES, Action 52, going against the popular bootleg known from Vinesauce, 7 Grand Dad. Who'll win and who's less terrible? Neither, they both suck, but you still decide!


Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gkBc-qlON1AffrwjEIH65yrImbZh8bLXAigJjhokv7w/edit?usp=drivesdk


Action 52 - Snakebite126
https://youtube.com/c/Snakebite126


7 Grand Dad - RaccoonBroVA
https://youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ


Written by Derpiest Game Blast
https://youtube.com/channel/UC8n8Q_QLH8dvZnsyjo3bxGA


Writing help done by

PixelChris
https://youtube.com/c/PixelChris

https://youtube.com/channel/UCwxGda5HWeJgb6pB2MqoUTw

King Ducky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCSLP7ULRt1BEN6q20BE82ow


Chiseled by Dani Frias
https://youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw


Audio mixed by GlitchDude


Sorry for the re-upload, the battle had audio mixing issues at first so this battle now has a better mix!

Action 52 vs 7 Grand Dad - Acting Out Rap Battles

This the remix. Fingers crossed that the video comes out Halloween. No promises.

Mr. Tibbs as Alucard
Snakebite126 as Death the Kid
MetaMachine as Ryuk 

Beats Produced by: hala-X and 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Lyrics:

Alucard:
Now this is a good night, I'll come strapped for this bit
In a bit, I'll have you crying, so I'll call you The Kid
I don't think I got the right person, I've turned into kids but it's certain
Your show is for sweaty nerds who I just look at and ask "are you a virgin"
This meister's got a higher power on his shoulder 
So colder, you think you rock the mic but I'm the boulder
Can't even hold your guns right, so what shots will you be bringing
You took down Anubis? Ha, I destroyed all of fucking England 
Hey, don't know what your spirit is, uh, asking for it but here it is, ay
Got 2 girls controlling your soul so OCD don’t leave you finished, it's 
Quite funny in a way, so killing you's nothing major
You'd probably just ditch this fight to check your toilet paper

Death:
This match will be one-sided, asymmetrical, disgusting 
Hope those Vietnam flashbacks won’t lead to your fall and rusting
But no, you want to diss me ‘cause of some toilet paper?
You can take those raps and shove them up your ass, Vlad the Impaler
I got two pistols beside me that kill you if you slowly slip
You got one up your ass by a priest, call that holy shit
I know you’re a man who treats Satan like food but damn you
Go dip for another two episodes, I went back to land better than you

Alucard:
I'm immortal, why would I lose to Death? Don't even use your breath
Thinkin’ that you the best, but this ain’t no basketball game you could move against
I bring a new meaning to killer so what do you have in mind plannin’?
Since what you’ve rapped was filler, and bitches love canons
What’s a skateboard to blood armies? It just ain’t worth it
I’m serving you while you’re serving some underaged fanservice
Leave you bleeding with the moon, Kid, no need for me to repeat this
While you see that I’m immune, it’s time the E.A.T Class gonna eat this

Death:
I can’t take crap from someone who got outlived by a Nazi Neko
You’re a dog with a red suit on, I’ll drop you off back at Petco
Since I'm here ending your mania, play your game like Castlevania 
Go tell Helsing you failed when I unload rhymes and bullets to your cranium
I’m getting reaper powers and you’re just an old lady’s slave
You’ll just be another soul I get down your own shady lane
Walking on the wrong street, so I’ll fling this back at ya
If you don’t end up reversing it like your name is Dracula
Don't think I won't fight you, I see it in your eyes, dude
While I'm standing so high, you are just Corpse Husband's waifu
It’s night night, Edward Cullen, time to put you out the limelight
And kill Alucard once and for all, still a better end than Twilight

Ryuk:
You’ve taken quite a liking to this rapping
Only for a spirit like me to come cut the cord
Looking from above, I saw you both lacking
And now I’m taking your souls back in my Death Note ‘cause I’m bored, heh
Tell Death’s son I’m the god of it, best that he stops with that awful shtick
Begone with it
While I be takin’ names, you’d be shivering in fear if you've forgotten it
A zombie’s quite sloppy when facing a Shinigami, no sympathy when I see rottin’ bodies
Since Hellsing’s star will hear hell’s screams if he thinks he can top me
Creatures like you guys are surely interesting, almost like Light when you get a kill
Getting all greedy when given some powers but now you can see it’s regrettable
So put the magic and weapons down, seems you used them poorly in battle
As I took the mic and rapped to its core; Hey, Light, pass me an apple

Alucard vs. Death the Kid - #13

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

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