also this is my favorite 2018 battle because atmosphere is so amazing and 2018 has been amazing for battles so far

I really liked this. The beat is really nice too

Beautiful, wonderfully appropriate music.

holy shit i just realized ive never even listened to this until now, great job

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

Virtual Boy: Spidey Fam
Polybius: garbageGothic
Written by YLFEthan
Additional Help: AdamDRB, JustGamer, Sham, Psytube, Sculpture, HHH3
Beat, Mixing and Arrangement by GlitchDude
Cover Art by Zagranis
Art by Snakebite126, Valonide, LPturtles

Virtual Boy Verse 1:
This’ll be another death the US wants to keep hushed
When you're made the most fired up cabinet since D. Trump’s
Act all high and mighty, your trippy shit ain't impressive 
I’m relentless, give no quarter, cause really you've got no credit 
A fabricated “legend” wants to lose to the best?
Pal, I’ve got illusion of depth, you’ve got illusion of deaths  
Make children die quick and decide to blind victims, shit 
Jesus bruh no wonder you got no eyewitnesses 
I’m Private Eye, you're in my line of sight, I'm killing this
Can’t stay awake, a given when I fight hypnotists 
Your VR game wouldn't exist without me, it's quite fitting since
You're much like your own players, uhh under high influence

Polybius Verse 1:
You haven't learned from your shelf life and mindless hype 
Take a look, and you’ll find, that you died on sight
When I light a mic, I overwrite your slights and weak performing 
This win will be mine in the flash of an eye, seizure warning
Just as certain, you're collecting dust and worthless 
At least when I make heads thump and hurt, it's on fuckin purpose 
Tons of nerds wish to have your games restored yet you couldn't support them
Couldn't switch to Switch, maybe you should take a trip to Port-land
Cutting edge? You're not it, I'm hardly seeing the profit (agh)
Your sales borderline blew like Scott the Woz's 
I'm making players drop dead, you look like you robbed ROB's head 
Made Mario's Tennis, expected you only net losses

Virtual Boy Verse 2:
Someone made a big mistake, when skimming through your Wiki page 
I think they were full of shit saying you had some sick diss plays 
An empty arcade having no lines is where your fame lies 
Thought this square would have cyphers, just living up to your name, right?
He’s famous, to this day people try to locate him 
But up to bat with this heavy hitter? He comes up baseless 
Just a fad that'll fade with the other internet crazes 
I'm the new age bitch, you're not just arcade, you're archaic 

Polybius Verse 2:
You're plastic crap, in fact I'll discard your old parts 
When I leave you and your circuits cut like a canned Mario Kart
Your budget’s five bucks, made with hot glue and ribbons
So many price cuts, but I'm a bigger deal than Oculus Thrift is 
Your players’ hopes diminished and I stay lowkey, hidden yet
I don't need memory wipes to leave you unremembered, Boy
I'm with Loki chilling, what you make, is hokey, primitive
Pruned by Labo cardboard, now you're the one that's rendered Void

Virtual Boy vs Polybius - Discord Rap Battles

original battle by Dilly

SC link: https://soundcloud.com/locorapbattles/the-mandela-catalogue-vs-marble-hornets-rap-battle-2023

YT link: https://youtu.be/UoHzVZzB7e8

Gabriel:
Oh cherished viewers, I've come to you to spread a message, I
Have news that a rapper will come on down to you and bless the mic
So all of you may rest your eyes and leave it to the alternate
And while you count your sheep - the shepherds will be slaughtered next
I know your dreams, I know your wants, your weaknesses
I know how to fire shots. Like Heathcliff did
You corrupt the cameras, break the film and freeze frames
If you need tech support, I suggest you meet Dave
I descend from heavens, the counties dwindle in seconds
“Slender sickness” is no more, mental illness is your weapon
It’d be better for us both if you offed yourself, that’s the blunt truth
There’s no space for the two of us. You’re too tall for one room

The Operator:
If you search for me, be advised and keep inside
Unless you want to end up looking more fucked than your CGI
Yes, I make the lens glitch and fill the rolls with static screens 
But with your early works, you’ve only been working with static screams
Chills are sent down people’s spines, I sent victims totheark 
You just sent Noah messages and sent your copies to the ark
There’s a hundred fucking series’ now to mooch off clout all thanks to you
I’ll leave viewers distraught as I chew you out, low hanging fruit
I set precedents a decade back before you sat upon a throne
Your head’s stuck inside the clouds but your skin’s not your own
This sloppy savior barely dispatched an officer off his paper
If you can’t reach the lieutenant, don’t ring up the operator

Gabriel:
Think you’re a threat? Last time I checked, we’re opposites
I give people comfort and safety, you give coughing fits
I cull my followers like cattle, you’re just Kralie’s ghostwriter
And you’re choking just like him on your end - the phone’s silent

The Operator:
This false god wants to claim that he brings a new divine rule?
My brother in christ, your power’s the liquify tool
I’ll take your sheep, shepherds, secrets, leave them gone and drop this faker
‘Cause I’m turning the channel off Local58’s doppelganger

[RAYYAN MIX] Mandela Catalogue vs Marble Hornets - Rap Battle!

Clarence The Duck as JellyBean

BDGR as Happy Appy

Written by BDGR and Nugget

jelly lean bar written by Box_Soldier22

Additional Writing Help by Samuel Grasman, Box_Soldier22, Clarence The Duck, CheeseVA, Awesome Ayden, ForgottenSon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Clarence The Duck

JellyBean (0:16)
Hi Chat! Welcome back it seems were in a rap battle
Today I’m paired against the homo-cidal apple.
So, note people are addicted to me like I was JellyLean
You were only relevant back in 2011 to ‘13

Then got thrown away since this apple is rotten to the core,
Your story made everyone bored, and they say MY content got them to snore?
And I don't know what's worse, your lore or your teaching?
Appy got flamed in this rap like an apple pie, yet he's still unappealing.

Happy Appy (0:43)
Hey Children! It’s me, the one and only Happy Appy! (Yay!!)
Today I have a special guest! The one with content so bad and crappy, (Awww!!)
So, clearly it’s not a masterpiece, it’s a mistake, kids!
And what do we do when we find a mistake? (”We erase it!”)

So, I’ll pull out my knife, cut them up until I've had enough, (AHH!)
Then watch them bleed out like my fucking eardrums!
You’re somewhere at the center of every TikTok conflict
If it wasn’t for constant hate on your block vids you wouldn’t have got clicks!

JellyBean (1:10)
It's like Appy’s bobbing for apples, with all the ups and downs in his verse,
And it leaves me baffled, that Happy actually thought those disses hurt
Especially coming from someone who predicted and committed tragedies
But couldn’t predict that his story was a bad read,

Went from kidnapping with vans, he’d cut ‘em up as they scream in agony
Then got tossed to ROBLOX and if THAT wasn’t enough flaws and casualties
He got picked up by the Gacha Life community,
Where he’d be known for the rest of his relevancy,

And let’s not forget the ARGs and Lost Episode clones you sparked up,
That did your shtick better then made you look like the Windows startup.
I would've expected you to know a thing about air time,
But, even going to space couldn't keep up your shows airtime 

Here’s a hint you can give to kids, can’t leave a print without forensics
Every second in this battle was your penance for all youth that you left tormented!
Your creator snuffed out your Candle cuz no one would go listen
So, actually being a fan of this creep's pasta? That's unnatural, children!

Happy Appy (2:06)
That verse crashed worse than 9/11 did.
It could only be enjoyed by some IPad kids!
I’d say it’s safe to say you really fell far from the apple tree,
So, does the biggest joke on the web still want to face me?

Beware cuz Appy goes berserk on beats, serving Bean defeat
When I snatch the win like DDoSers and doxxers did their IP,
Before you bring up clones, take a peek at your Duets and Stitches
Since you’ve managed to create a genre filled with fruity furry bitches

So, yes, you and I inspire many, and your PFP cults prove that,
But, what's sad is I expected great things from this brat, yet I got Bean Boozled bad.
Which reminds me, how the MCYT went from talented peeps,
To a file cabinet full of PNGs, irrelevant miners, and dead memes.

And I would've said "face the facts" but you're too insecure to do so,
When you dress for a pandemic but couldn't handle my sick flows!
So, children please say goodbye to our guest as their end is near
Since our time's up, but note, Bean's win is like their Twitter @ NotHere!

happy pride month

video on RBD

i am deeply sorry

Happy Appy Vs JellyBean

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Cri and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Cri
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

happy birthday dilly :)

Dilly as The Golden Child
Fightmarker as Bowser Jr.

Written by Dilly, Powerofdan, and Cri
Mixed by Serena
Beat Produced by 2DEEP
Cover Art by TomPuffs
Special shoutouts to Dilly and Cri

The Golden Child:
You better pray to RNG-esus that I don’t release
Or you’ll be leavin’ with a hurt ego and broken streak
Best hope the sword you get is stacked enough for slowin’ me
Cause if it don’t, I'm running up to slay you while you cope and seethe
I’m tough to beat, but eh, your life is tougher ain’t it?
You got like 80 siblings and mom’s a vacant parent
And no one really cares about you, smash is all your run time
It might be 15 years before your next game sees the sunshine
Sparks fly when I start rhymes, I'm a harsh find if you see me
You might darn try to get my armor or might pussy and tp
And yet either way, you gon spite the day that I spawned and I caught ya
Fuck a paint brush, that shit ain’t much when your dead body gets chalked up

Bowser Jr:
Why don't you break another box if you want to start a PVP
Might as well be two blocks up, cause you aint reaching me
You think you can beat me by respawning on repeat?
Looks like you went 6 feet deep by choking on some green beans. Oh please!
You think I’m frightened by the sighting of your creepy stare?
I might just dig a little hole and even leave you there!
So freak beware, I fricking tear through any creep on my turf
I already knocked Koopa Kid off the face of the earth
A void charms’ your best bet, but wanna throw hands then go ahead
My clown car ‘gainst the undead? A no brainer despite that big ass head
I’d turn back to Shadow mode, though that would be a waste
No amount of paintbrush strokes could make a more stupid face!

The Golden Child:
If you're thinking shadow clones are competition, bitch you'll fall hard
I make my opposition vanish quick like 3D All-Stars
So keep that bib on, bud, it’s gonna be a mess when this unfolds
Should've wished yo fatty daddy left on parental controls!

Bowser Jr:
Bruh you’re talking dads, at least I’m not a fucking orphan, kid
My brush cannot paint a clear picture of your origin
Eh, what’d I expect from you when your birth is questionable…
But by the end, it’s obvious who’ll be repping the gold

(so uh context, the golden child is a mob that spawns in minecraft hypixel lucky block skywars, and he is just a baby zombie decked out in golden armor. that is all there is to him LMAO)

Bowser Jr. vs The Golden Child (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

garbageGothic as Ash
AlisterCadoVO as Rex
Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by Psytube, JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Additional instruments + Art by MegaPMB
Cover art by M!CAH

Ash (0:10):
I'm Ash from Pallet Town! In battles, man, I'm smacking down
opponents with my pals and now I’ll bring about a pounding when I'm rapping- Wow!
Your stories and designs look pretty complex
I mean, at their Core your female Blades are literally just objects! (Oh!)
I've traveled regions, beaten evil teams, defeated legends 
You can't even lead a team of dweebs without your feeble weapon 
Devs took after your profession and salvaged your wreck of a game
So they could make a better product, leaving dents in your fame!
Go ask Skyla, there's no other trainer fly as me
I've climbed up Leagues and scored a win, you could only climb a tree!
You stumbled into Pyra’s spot just for you to get stabbed? Man, 
You took Jin’s Blade to the heart even worse than Vandham’s!
You've got an Anchor on your arm, how did you miss your Shot in Smash?
Demoted to a costume while she went and took your spot in that
Left orphaned as a kid, man your life is full of tragedy
The World Tree that you reached fell apart just like your family’s! (Ay!)

Rex (0:54):
My life was taken by Jin, that much is right, kid
But I didn't waste it blindly trying to fight a psychic!
I stand beside the child of god, you better bring your legends out
You've got so many movies but there's only one they care about! (Ohhh!)
You wouldn’t know what it feels like to have close ties
Your friendship with Serena shows you’re used to being a Ghost-type! (Uh)
Every new region, your previous squad’s abandoned
At least it makes sense when I switch out my companions!
You want to pocket 'mons, blasting Team Rocket off
But you're as soft as Brock each time he talks to thots
You've got a lot of conviction in your rat ‘mon, true
Did he make your shockingly formulaic plots too?
Your company’s so greedy, it surpasses Bana’s appetite
I pick up scraps that have more use than you in Black and White!
I'm loyal to the Aegis, you seek creatures, catch ‘em and oh, they're gone
Ditching members of your team like “Lose that Pokémon!”

Ash (1:37):
You're one to talk about a formula being used since
Your gameplay’s so autonomous, call it Mecha Evolution!

Rex (1:43):
No wonder your show's littered with Dittos, because you'd copy too 
Dancing in unison, fusing your wishes? That's a Dragon Ball Z-Move/ballsy move!

Ash (1:48):
Me and Pikachu, we'll work as one to parry you! 
Give your Gramps a break with how hard he’s gotta carry you! 
Your partner held a death wish from her scars, she had no choice
Man, I'd wish to die too if I had to keep hearing your voice! (Uh)
Those verses reeked of filth like you had Mythra cook it up
Your burden’s making you break down in tears, yet you still took it up!
You soon got overshadowed by your predecessor’s port
And it left a Leftherian more washed up than his mom’s corpse!

Rex (2:10):
Stop the cap, Ash, and just stick to flipping yours like a dimwit
Such a cash grab, you'd even sell out singing songs for Christmas 
You pursue to show up every trainer that you know
But you refuse to grow up, though? Damn, you really are just Thunder Stoned!
Dropped on my console, gained acclaim, I'm making Switch dubs
You only gained a team of blander writers when you switched dubs!
And if we're talking ‘bout parents, looks like you've got it harder
You're the very best like no one ever was at losing fathers!

Ash Ketchum vs Rex (Xenoblade). SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. garbageGothic & AlisterCadoVO)

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

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Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

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