R's Rap Battles

Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

Thank you to the chads at Discord Rap Battles for letting us use some of the assets from when they were planning on doing this

Fightmarker as Waluigi (audio)
Cri as Waluigi (video)
Mancha as Robbie Rotten (audio)
Pixel Chris as Robbie Rotten (video)
Written by Pixel Chris, Cri, KCToons, JustGamer, AdamDRB, and YourLeastFavoriteEthan
Flow Test by Chandler_CCRB
Cover by KCToons
Mixed by Fightmarker 
Beat by GlitchDude

WALUIGI:
Time to serve you like it's tennis, I've had it with your wack racket!
Can't attack this, I'm flagship, make Nintendo’s Ultra Smash hits
To get this brawl uglier than the CGI on your play poster
I'm no master of playing dress-up but I'll be playing this poser!
You won't even last long when your fifth season got rejected
As while my existence remains because I’m loved around the net 
You're only crashing me to sleep, those bars are no obstacle in battle
When it failed to cage Sportacus in; how'd you like them apples?

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Are you a real villain? Well, I think we know the answer
Where's your manners? This mischief master has no time for banter
Don’t let your kids watch Waluigi’s defeat, it won't be sweet
I'm known for eating street food so I'll be feeding you concrete 
To leave you choked and have your face match with your purple clothes
How about Fiddle-dee-DEEZ if you keep Rockin' Robbie's boat!
Every rose has it's thorn, a plant made your roots forgotten
You hit the bottom like my lair, where this fruity man turns Rotten
Your swing and missin’ can't land you a bogey, now listen closely
See, this phony sports pro hasn't even owned a single trophy
'Cause you're a menace, an assist enlisted for a fill-in 
Like tennis, you’re here to be game set matched with a better villain!

WALUIGI:
Hats off to you for being such a downright L of a foe
Given the design of my 'stache, it's clear my Dub’s on the nose!
Your clones turned out great… they matched your stupidity! (Robbie's Clone: Hey!)
When your mindset making a working plan is the largest of trickeries
Like, every day you race to trick all of Lazy Town’s kids
But you fall short every time, truly a dastardly dick
How I wonder how these puppets see the strings of your lame schemes
Their bodies are literally plastic more than your face, please!
No match for this flow bender, even with your goons of three
'Cause I own tracks from my ballin; feast your eyes on my machine!
You can't rewind from this loss, unlike the others you didn't ponder
Now back to your base since this meme's used to being six feet under!

ROBBIE ROTTEN:
Those disses served no deuces, seen Luigi's packing bunch
My styles' eye candy, yours more like Sports Candy, yuck!
You're quite awful in your spin-offs, all you do is sport-a-flop
Yet talk a big game even though you don’t even have your own one
Forget any plumber bros, don't need a touch screen for a dream team to be in people's hearts to the core
Haven't watched your biggest role performance any worse in a rap showdown since SMG4!
'Cause the only shade you got was as a shadow of a shadow, now go sob "WAAA I LOST!" 
I knew you're so stingy for first place while everyone knows I'm the Villain… Number... ONE!

Waluigi vs Robbie Rotten - Hilarious Hip Hip Hassles of Here & Now

Improved Audio

HyperJacob96 as Josuke Higashikata
Rabi as Shigeyo “Mob” Kageyama
Mixed by Oofie
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Jordy
Special thanks to Violet/MetalFireVA

Josuke:
With the rhymes I spit and diamond fists
I'm not one to break easily
It'll seem unfair, you'll need repair
To even have a chance at beating me
"Your powers don't define you"
Your series is too damn preachy
But need I remind you
You're a twig sized like Koichi
Looking like a Beatle, guess that's why you wanna hold hands
But you know as well I that with Tsubomi you got no chance
Rather play poker with Rohan, but I'll give you an honest start
Though I've made this fight ugly, just like your comic's art

Mob:
Going for the low blows
Shouldn't play me for a weakling
Don't knock my message JoJo
You think it's all fixed with beatings
They may call me mob but my combat's more Bad Company
And I'm like Okuyasu's bro, when I decide to run the beat
Refused to kill your foes, my respect for you's enormous
But sadly it dipped, when it spread to your performance
With this first verse, my words burst
And my lines don't need flesh buds
You're not the first foe who's hair I've had to mess up

Josuke(angrily as the beat cuts):
What the fuck did you just say about my hair

Josuke:
Let's break you down beyond the surface you're on Hazamada's jock
Any attempt to calm me's worthless
Bowl cut thinks he can't be mocked
Everyone's afraid of you, if they know you at all
That's why only cults have faith in you, all I can say is LOL
Like a stolen lotto ticket, got this fight fixed in my favor
Your town is seasoning, and on your own you're lacking flavor
Say your powers make no difference? Without em you couldn't fight
Your master said it's fine to run, and that's his only good advice

Mob:
We lose control of our emotions, but how you feel isn't fair
Maybe you shouldn't fly off cause somebody brought up your hair
Being buds with Okuyasu won't give you the advantage
Of handwaving your problems and expecting that they vanish
You're just like me, you see your power's not what makes you great
If anger controls you, you'll soon be more like foes you hate
You've got wounds beyond what can be fixed by phony healing
But sometimes you need to be hurt to understand other's feelings

Mob Vs Josuke - Rap Battle

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Kaede Akamatsu: MC

Mari: Balutaku_Covers

Letra: Pil Palu, alecoronel9, Masteredit y Brunexakemi

Mix y mezcla: CyanCoat

beat: K-beats

Miniatura: alecoronel9

Kaede Akamatsu vs Mari

Welcome to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! This time, we're revisiting a classic matchup, but with a few changes. This battle is an updated version of the original Susie vs Susie from 2020, which has been privated. For now though, I hope you enjoy this final audio version of the battle!

CREDITS:

JesseBoxVO as Susie (Kirby)
garbageGothic as Susie (Deltarune)

Written by MC Fawful and Gunman Ray
Beat by Shintek
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover-art by MC Fawful

LYRICS:
Susie Haltmann:
Didn’t expect this native of the Dark World to come here and fight!
But how could Barney’s emo, female clone muster up any might?
Still pleased to make your acquaintance, don’t mess with this agent, you can try me if you like!
Just let me light this track up, like the back of Lancer’s bike!
Now, despite your threats, it’s clear you’re not fit to “face-off!”
I mean, why did your Prophecy mention a lizard with makeup?
When I’m microchipping this dimwit, she’s sure to see the light!
Cause how the hell would it be fair with this unfinished program against my mind?
You wanna come and throw hands? Go back to throwing your friends!
So how about you just stay quiet? Nevermind, don’t wanna piss you off again...
I won’t be destroyed by this hack, so keep your party back!
And let’s watch the tables turn as I give you the axe!

Susie (Deltarune):
Let me Halt you there, Susanna, make sure you’ve got this battle tweeted,
When I come with burns like Leo, leave a robot overheated!
Terms of drama we’re prose, your art’s got cons, tell me, who’s filled with glory?
(fast rap) Took the secret out of secretary with the pause screens (normal) you rely on for your story!
Beating this freak is a doozy when I leave her bruised and losing,
But I guess you turned on sleep mode cause you’ve left everyone snoozing!
Not surprised you’re spitting mumble raps with the mouth you lack,
But I’d love to see you scream when I go and befriend your dad!
Maybe bring Francisca in; at least she can spit cold flow,
Cause you’re forgotten, out of the question, it’s clear this punk’s a no-go!
Got you choking on the mic when you’re up against the wall,
Since the only work that this Ally could do is on Starfall!

Susie Haltmann:
Look, this brute left in production versus me? We’re not the same!
Don’t make this grudge long standing like the wait for your next game!
And speaking of, what’s with the fangames making Profitts with their tools?
Well, I’m shocked you weren’t late for this, cause this Mean Girl’s getting schooled!
All your threats were bland, cardboard, like you dressed up as a box!
I’m spitting poison like a virus! Fans are your only form of tox!
You must’ve been eating your chalk if you thought you could beat me!
Leaving you in defeat so graphic, we’ll censor it with Toby! (ahaha!)

Susie:
When it comes to ending you quickly, it seems I’m the best Partizanne,
Your boring story translates foreign; now you’re finally arty, son!
Going ham with a knuckle sandwich that’ll leave this sucker floored!
Programmed by a single figure bytes, talk about motherboard...
This corporate spy turned to corporate BS in seconds, that’s a fact!
Stuck in a world of sweets, but I bet you’d love tasting the end of my axe!
You sided with your father, invading, tryna be the highest,
Then your stock knight failed thrice, downgrading him to Mecha Minus.

Susie Haltmann:
Talk about my dad, yet I rose ‘gainst him, and became the president!
When it comes to making waves in games, you’re barely a precedent!
You should’ve handed over the mic first, you can hardly carry a tune!
But you were too late as you crossed Kris and they finally dealt ya ruin!

Susie:
I’ll smash this Invader to 8-bits, she’s a zero, I’m the one!
Comparing you and Kirby, it’s obvious who gets more puffed up!
You must be puzzled, but you’ve no room left to spit,
And unlike your president, this fight is something that you’ll never forget!

Susie Haltmann (Kirby)vs Susie (Deltarune)- MC Fawful Rap Battles (REBOOT)

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles

[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

CornCob as Banban
GodzillaFan8889 as Red
Trav Shark as The Technician

Crew 
Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by PhantomCom Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew, Teimunity Backgrounds by Trav Shark  
Thumbnail by Radish Stew  

Banban:
Who's this, some bulbous headed Elmo in a lab coat?
I know you're a mad genius, so let me break down a few notes
We teach preschoolers, make respectful decisions without experiments
But you watch people do your work as they get torment

My game is itself while yours is locked behind Roblox's Doors
With your little bit of screen time, you're nothing but a bore
Your run down play place has nothing to moral
So you don't need a theme park when your mind is your own Odd World

Now I'll knock you out and take your items and rap skills
Cause you act like the mastermind, but you're more like the third wheel kill
Feasting on your pancreas is what I want til your time to die slips
You just trick people with manipulation to help? Talk about a sign flip

You're IQ is as blinding as green's sight
Cause all you care about is money and not the fight
I'll make sure you'll leave without any parties
Cause when I'm here this battle is foolhardy


Red:
With my hypothesis, that verse was not really a punch
So do you mind doing some work for me, it's not like your kid friendly to watch
Your whole concept design looks like it was from a 5 year old
I'm knocking down unpopular pins like your mixed reviews told

Better stay out Banban, cause I'll make sure your banned (banned)
Could've taken the chance and just ran
Your game might have the green light, but the snail would give you the red light
Can't have anything harder than a stone, all it takes to leave is a drone in flight

I have stings in my rhymes like a Stinger Flynn
To me, your whole character is kinda mid
How does something cutesy turn into something brutey?
You're more like Poppy Playtime mixed with Baldi's Basics
After this burn, not even batteries can power you up and make your rap fix

Like Jesus, how can a bird be so violent?
Is it because its babies are as fragile as your elevator lift?
Took away key cards, but that didn't change a bit
All would take to save people is a hand flip


Banban:
Just to remind you, Banbaleena would rip you to pieces 
But I think it's better to have a new punishment than leaving you rot in feces
Such as making you sit in detention 
Cause I bet you're just desperate for people's attention

How about you try to calculate the amount of times you fail to kill final survivors
Cause every plan you make ends up with you being a liar
How did you turn an amusement park into a literal Jurassic Park?

So why not just experiment your way to actually fight
Cause Oswald Davis is dead to you and would've tested your might
You're no man behind any slaughter cause he lives in vents
Your hiding skills are completely hopeless, thinking outside the box doesn't make sense

You have many theme park technical problems
Cause a technician just tries to stop them
If you want to make things better, try making a pterodactyl that actually uses its wings
Guess when everyone is not around your place, you must feel very blue and it must very sting


Red:
I really think you should reconsider and think about what you're doing
This guy's mind is more psycho than you, so there's no fooling
Don't try to get into his temptation
Cause his Jolly Green Giant almost gave him a full mutilation

This devil would just die if had any holy water
Cause it would be a way for a burn to tatter
Try to actually try to put a scratch on me you devil Gumby
Since it's your only way to win without getting a bit tumbly

Your preschool is just empty, literally your students are trash
You could leave this battle if you want, just have a party for a bash
You say you're a principle, I say you mean it as "of evil doing"
Bendy wannabe wants kids to have fun, but ends up scaring them with his roaring

[Couldn't fit all the lyrics here, so this is all you get]

Banban vs. Red ft. CornCob & GodzillaFan8889

My first ever rap battle with audio. It's the Legendary Hungry Wolf, Terry Bogard up against the Invincible Dragon, Ryo Sakazaki.

Adam (Uberocity) as Terry Bogard
Mancha (Uberocity)as Ryo Sakazaki

Beat by Epistra
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer


Terry:
I'm a prideful wolf howling at all who dare cross me 
Leave you shaking when a power wave hits the concrete.
Straight outta south town with techniques I've enhanced
But I'll withhold my worst for now and give you a fighting chance

Ryo:
An expert of the art of fighting won't just sit and take abuse
Especially when this so-called wolf is better off fighting a goose.
While like a dragon, I spit fire. Equipped with strength of a tiger
Either end up with broken bones, or get a job and retire.
Compared to me, your skill is mythical, I'm a kyokugen pinnacle
you may be known as a legend, but I'm practically invincible.
I've got the strength to take down tanks, you shouldn't have started this beef
Don't try to tarry with me, blowhard. I'll leave this wolf without teeth

Terry:
It seems you're in a pickle, it's best you phone home to your dojo
Hell bring them here to fight me, I could wreck your crew solo
I've dealt with geese in the past, yeah don't act like you haven't 
Accusing me of tarrying, you're why this whole fight's dragon
Combine my bars with chi, create a geyser when I flow rhymes
As it heads for a blond Ryu, he ends up humbled like stroheim
Keep shitting out your mouth, this real bout made you choke
I'm the face of SNK, and you're the butt of all its jokes 

Ryo:
Your bark's as bad as your bite, I didn't even shudder
Bringing up Ryu ripoffs? Have you looked at your brother?
So let's throw down once more, fatal fury special redux
Then I'll force-feed this bum a knuckle sandwich deluxe

Next Battle: Authors (Ft.F00pz)

Terry Bogard Vs Ryo Sakazaki - Rap Battle

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

Check out Seth's album!
https://soundcloud.com/seth-wisniewski-1/sets/i-am-me-2017

Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

Check out Vinny's album
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-signal/1348170683
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Vinny_O_No_Signal?id=Be3un2s25gm5tmgjzyvdii64jq4

Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

In today's battle the son of poseidon, Percy Jackson squares off against Palutena's captain, Pit in order to see who's the superior hero.

Jacob Graal as Percy Jackson
Zander Peers as Pit
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Beat prod by Dansonn
Flowtest by Tuna
Mixed by Jacob Graal
Written by R the Writer


Percy:
The son of Poseidon bring ill tidings to this washed-up imbecile 
I've taken on giants and titans, compared to them you're Pit-iful
In a rap battle I'm scoring hard, riptide leaves you with morbid scars 
Take your weapon have it torn apart, whether it's arms, cannons or orbitars
Servant of light, to fight this, you certainly lack brightness
As your future turns dark, after mere minutes you're flightless
This kid can't hold a candle to the flow that I've channeled
You require constant guidance, no wonder you're in a handheld

Pit:
I'm not impressed by your verse, although I am fairly bothered
Talking tough when all you did was bite off Harry Potter
And while I may be in need of some guidance on my journeys
when humanity needs a hero, I deliver like I'm Hermes 

Percy:
It's a shame you stopped the reset bombs, that verse could use a redo
Don't need styx or stones to break your bones, a single strike could beat you
This trial of rap's one you can't surpass, regardless of your errant ploys  
Let your twin bellow the insults and stick to being an errand boy

Pit:
I'm far from finished now, it's clear to me, my win is destiny
Spilling this fiend's blood like a cauldron, he hasn't any intensity
Still at the top of my game, but I sea you've taken a dive
Into obscurity like your RPG, as Chase begins to thrive
I'm an oracle in this cypher, for I've prophesied your danger
Since you're a reckless demigod acting like a force of nature
The lighting thief left empty-handed, lost both his thunder and his glory
But what more could I expect from a drawn out bedtime story?

(Next Battle Essence of Combat ft.Brodecai)

Pit Vs Percy Jackson - Rap Battle

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

yes the connection is cocky and overly arrogant arch rivals of major characters that are also carbon copies of their counterparts hhadfhgad

ive wanted to use squilliam for the longest time and this matchup popped into my head and i thought it was the funniest thing so i decided to make it a battle hello

is this a shitpost? you decide!!!!! ;)


Kamren as Scrappy-Doo
Alex as Squilliam Fancyson

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Written & Mixed by Alex

Squilliam Fancyson:
Oh my, why would I be called on for such a verbal bout?
Don’t NEED my pounds of wealth to help attack him
Skipping pleasantries, I’ll steal the catchphrase out your mouth 'fore you can HAVE it---
Lemme At ‘Em! (heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Jousting around with a knock-off, I’m an icon of high caliber
A high tier-battler leaving 50% legacies shattered
I pile in stacks, kinda hot shit, rolling in hot checks
‘Gainst a poor puppy dog with Napoleon Complex!


Scrappy-Doo:
Lookie, Scoob! 
Squilliam has his “Fancy” Tentacles in a bunch
Rollin’ up the seven deadly sins all into one
The lengths you go to make a point? Disgusting, misleading
Be glad your college is fake! You’re nowhere CLOSE to prestigious!
And those fashion statements, what gives?! Agh, here’s a tip!
Shave that caterpillar on your head...or drop it down above your lip!
You’re a fraud, a mock; the only ‘geek’ in your nonexistent band
Hiring fake friends with your pounds of cash
This Octo-puss needs a helping hand
‘Cause he’s the textbook definition of an antithesis
Yet it’s easy to to see why your friendless and Squidward isn’t
‘Cause Dough just don’t buy no happiness, William
If you can’t take critical words, don’t give ‘em

Squilliam Fancyson:
If you’re the ratings savior, the bar’s set a bit low
If a Mini-me rolled up trying to save a whole show
A Hanna-Barberic attempt at a villainous presence
Take a lesson from the best: EARN being respected
Go on biting my ankles, I’m used to plebes groveling at my feet
Dangle scooby snacks in front of your face
Make a Dane kiss my rings
You’re trash. And believe me, I pick up littering
You’ll be shouting ‘uncle’, 
and yes, I mean that literally.

Scrappy-Doo:
My Puppy Power’s unaffected by narcissists
Who use social status as a bargaining chip; never reaching armistice
A habitual liar going histrionic when he dares
Newsflash! Ab-so-lute-ly no one CARES!
Your plans’ll be foiled again and you’ll be in shambles
I’m not SURPRISED you own a casino; battlin’ me was a gamble!
So take your cheap suit, crooked grin and hike it
Maybe keep your loss like all you brag about, heheh.... PRIVATE.

Squilliam Fancyson vs. Scrappy-Doo // Alex's Rap Battles #10

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

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