Music and Lyrics Sifu Chris Blake
Lyrics Hilde Svendsrud

-  Happy New Years Eve!

MALE  ORDER BRIDE-MIDGET SUBMARINE.

16 bit stereo WAV format
44.1 kHz sampling rate

street repairs in Tiohtià:ke (Montréal)

recorded on 2022/09/01

using a Zoom H4n as the recording device

Heavy Machinery 02

Afro-funk II

Warm Heart

Whole - Tone Surf

Written and produced by Belial Pelegrim for Triplicate Record's June 2024 various artist release of "Selections For Solitary Moments"
released June 26, 2024
https://tripfm.bandcamp.com/album/selections-for-solitary-moments

Mastered by Michael Southard

Iris

Since You Been Gone

It's All Downhill From Here

Rockazul

Je cherche un sens

Je Cherche Un Sens - 23 - 07 - 16

a slow peaceful track inspired by the ever present Beaumont Hannant

Taylor

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There is orange excrement in da House.  Can someone please go clean it up.  It is dangerous because it is fresh and quite slippery, and it smells bad.  My most sincere apologies to president Zelensky and to the Ukrainian people.  I am glad that he managed to avoid a fall.

2025/03/01 (edited a couple of days later, for stylistic considerations)

2025/03/23 update: The shit does not dry*! This is surely a sign of Divine intervention.  This must also explain why the clean up crew are still looking for the mop.  God probably hid it somewhere. I sure hope he didn't throw it away!
* Holy shit

2025/04/17: Status Quo
2025/05/03: Situation remains fluid
2025/05/14:
Une grande patience est requise pour pleinement apprécier l'humour parfois décapent de notre Seigneur.
Un certain navigateur belge bien connu dirait: Tonnerre de Brest,
et le journaliste: qu'est ce qu'il est espiègle celui la.
Amen
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Here's the other account, for celebrities:
https://soundcloud.com/ha-kekong

This one here (957729823) is for regular folks.

I love you, both.

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You can't see it because of the angle with which I took the shot, aiming down, but beyond those blocks is the sea.  To the left is the Mediterranean, to the right is the Atlantic Ocean.  No it's not Gibraltar, but a little bit further West.
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My face and the bike are a courtesy of Joël Vaudreuil
[https://vimeo.com/user8897093]  ... Merci Joe!
I then went ahead and butchered his work with a borrowed helmet.
... Sorry Joe. =(
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I'm trying to promote what I think is good music, so if you want to help out a bit I'd rather you [like] or [repost] my *playlists* rather than my field recordings, if you don't mind, unless you are a die hard fan of those things. Thank you ; )

I speak French, so if you send me a private message, and that you are a francophone, please write in French, thank you.  ... I mean, you don't absolutely have to, but I would prefer it. 

All my field recordings (except for when I record a person) are public, freely downloadable by anyone who is able to click on the button.  I encourage anyone interested to use them in any way whatsoever, on purpose or accidentally. No need for permissions or credits or any other kind  of administrative maneuvers.
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Anarchists give me hope.

I'm a big fan of EFF.  Love ya EFF.  (no connection with the above line)
... and of course Richard Stallman and Linux and all the others.  Bless yous.

Now don't be lazy, go find out what it is this "EFF" that I'm talking about.  I'll give you a hint: it has to do with computers.

You have a nice day now.  Hugs & Kisses.

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Ha Kékong